The Choose Wisely Party discussing and recruitment thread
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:00
The Choose Wisely Party*
CWP offers all the booze, weed, and spam you could ever want!
In the beginning, there once was a thread; a thread so great that it grew so strong and so fast, that even through the hard times when it was first moved to Spam, it lived on. Today it has over 13,000 post of non +1 spam and is the love of many spammers.
Our purpose is to care for those who spam and provide a good time to all who lurk through social threads looking for entertainment and an escape from the serious debates.
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1. All members shall praise thy holy Peechland.
2. Reduced taxes for those who join the anti-fluffle movement.
3. Unlimited spam and random hi-jacks.
4. Silly poll options.
* For both serious, and silly threads. 5. Sig worthy posts.
6. +1
7. We support the movement of Pi as religion. 3.14% of all taxes will fund this.
8. Our goal is to make you smile.
9. We promise to create a department to help in the fight against slow Jolt.
10. The right to choose.
* You've been chosen to participate in an international debate that will be televised all over the world. Topics will be drawn from a hat, but will be very similiar to the topics discussed here on NS. Each participant from the winning team will receive $250k cash, a new car and a their picture on the front page of Time Magazine.
Now choose your team from the players of NS. Who would your team consist of? For fun, you also have to name your team. Please try to have a minimum of 4 members in your team. You may of course have more.
11. The right to choose.
* Max Barry has decided to produce his own reality tv show and you have been chosen to participate. You have to select other members of NS to live with in a large house for a 6 month time period. If everyone plays nice, you will all receive $250k cash and will all be characters in Max's next book. But, if anyone gets reported to the "Mods", then upon review of the situation, that person will be sent home.....in reality tv terms- eliminated. No prize.
12. Classes on corrupting the masses are offered for free.
JOIN NOW AND YOU GET A FREE TOASTER!
And a special thank you to whom ever edited the title!
MEMBERS:
IL Ruffino
Gravlen
The Beautiful Darkness
Grape-eaters
Fascist Dominion
WC Imperial Court
Utracia
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
Straughn
Turquoise Days
Super-power
Swilatia
Ifreann
Slaughterhouse five
10-09-2006, 06:01
would you have an alliance with space Jesus?
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:03
would you have an alliance with space Jesus?
We could make that happen.
United Chicken Kleptos
10-09-2006, 06:07
We could make that happen.
What about Raptor Jesus?
Maineiacs
10-09-2006, 06:07
Did you mean to misspell "wisely"?
Megaloria
10-09-2006, 06:08
Did you mean to misspell "wisely"?
No, it must be someone named Wisley.
Possibly Wesley.
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:09
Did you mean to misspell "wisely"?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Megaloria
10-09-2006, 06:10
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
That's a very peculiar ad campaign slogan.
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 06:11
What about Raptor Jesus?
As the only religious party, I claim all Jesii.
The Beautiful Darkness
10-09-2006, 06:11
I'd join, except for the poor spelling and the anti-fluffle tax cuts. :rolleyes: :p
That's a very peculiar ad campaign slogan.
Got your attention didn't it? ;)
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:18
That's a very peculiar ad campaign slogan.
Got your attention didn't it? ;)
Aye. :cool:
Fascist Dominion
10-09-2006, 06:20
Did you mean to misspell "wisely"?
If by that you mean to ask if he intentionally drank that much vodka, then yes, yes he did.:p
I'd join, except for the poor spelling and the anti-fluffle tax cuts. :rolleyes: :p
The poor spelling did it for me.:rolleyes:
Got your attention didn't it? ;)
*gets pitchfork and torches*:mad:
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:20
I'd join, except for the poor spelling and the anti-fluffle tax cuts. :rolleyes: :p
Just use :)><:) and you get the tax cut. *nods*
The poor spelling is because of lil ol' sleep deprived me. :(
I'm in!
As Tweety is my witness, I will join this party!
Maineiacs
10-09-2006, 06:22
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
If that's your party's platform, I'd consider joining. If not, then meh.
The Beautiful Darkness
10-09-2006, 06:25
Just use :)><:) and you get the tax cut. *nods*
The poor spelling is because of lil ol' sleep deprived me. :(
Does that mean I have to stop fluffling though?
I'm in!
As Tweety is my witness, I will join this party!
Are you renouncing fluffles then? :eek:
Are you renouncing fluffles then? :eek:
What? Of course not. But I can live without tax cuts, I hardly pay anything as it is! :)
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:29
If that's your party's platform, I'd consider joining. If not, then meh.
How much money do you want?
Andaluciae
10-09-2006, 06:29
Oooh, another tempting party!
This time around the parties are so much better!
The Beautiful Darkness
10-09-2006, 06:34
What? Of course not. But I can live without tax cuts, I hardly pay anything as it is! :)
Haha, that's ok then :p
:) ><:)
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:35
Does that mean I have to stop fluffling though?
50/50
But you get a lesser tax cut.
The Beautiful Darkness
10-09-2006, 06:36
50/50
But you get a lesser tax cut.
Hmm *considers*
Ok, I'm in :p
Andaluciae
10-09-2006, 06:36
Anti-fluffle?!?!
This party is even more awesome than I originally noticed!
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:37
Oooh, another tempting party!
This time around the parties are so much better!
We thank you, and wish to bribe you with many goodies.
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:38
Hmm *considers*
Ok, I'm in :p
*begins to clean cage*
Hmm *considers*
Ok, I'm in :p
Yay!
*Parties*
:fluffle:
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:43
Anti-fluffle?!?!
This party is even more awesome than I originally noticed!
:D
We also offer protection from flufflers.
The Beautiful Darkness
10-09-2006, 06:45
*begins to clean cage*
:D Good boy!
:) >< :)
Yay!
*Parties*
:fluffle:
:fluffle:
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 17:50
OMG! I just saw a car bump another car!
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 17:53
OMG! I just saw a car bump another car!
get on gabbly
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 18:00
get on gabbly
Well, duh!
Fascist Dominion
10-09-2006, 18:03
OMG! I just saw a car bump another car!
Was it funny?
get on gabbly
Mind if I join you? Maybe? I'm thinking about it....
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 18:22
Was it funny?
It was terribly dry. Are you joining my party?
Fascist Dominion
10-09-2006, 19:14
It was terribly dry. Are you joining my party?
Well, it is tempting, I must admit....And I'm rather fond of Peechland....
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 19:20
Well, it is tempting, I must admit....And I'm rather fond of Peechland....
You take your time to think it over!
edited the manifesto btw..
I'll be back, I need a shower and cold meds.
Fascist Dominion
10-09-2006, 19:22
You take your time to think it over!
edited the manifesto btw..
I'll be back, I need a shower and cold meds.
Okay, cool.:cool::)
*considers reading revised manifesto*
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 21:33
Okay, cool.:cool::)
*considers reading revised manifesto*
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/kgjh.jpg
Fartsniffage
10-09-2006, 21:49
I like this party. I'm not sure about your stance on fluffles but your devotion to high jakes won me over.
I'm in if you'll have me.:fluffle:
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 21:57
I like this party. I'm not sure about your stance on fluffles but your devotion to high jakes won me over.
I'm in if you'll have me.:fluffle:
Welcome to the party!
Grape-eaters
10-09-2006, 22:01
I'm in, if a all possible.
Sounds good to me.
I hereby foreswear fluffling for all eternity!
Fartsniffage
10-09-2006, 22:06
Welcome to the party!
Why thank you sir, I'll try nopt to let you down *salutes ironically*
Looking for the best party for smiles and laughter? Are YOU a spammer at heart? Now you too can be a sexy person!
In the upcoming elections you must Choose sensibly - You must Choose smartly
You must Vote for the Choose wisely party - we promise a great PARTY.
Vote CWP - as soon as possible, and more then once.
Brought to the world by the wonderful Peechland, this ad paid for by the International League of Spammers for Spam
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 22:18
I'm in, if a all possible.
Sounds good to me.
I hereby foreswear fluffling for all eternity!
W00t!
*hands you a CWP pin*
Grape-eaters
10-09-2006, 22:22
W00t!
*hands you a CWP pin*
*Pins pin to shirt*
*realises he's not wearing a shirt*
*looks down, realises he's pierced his nipple with a pin*
*whimpers*
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 22:29
Looking for the best party for smiles and laughter? Are YOU a spammer at heart? Now you too can be a sexy person!
In the upcoming elections you must Choose sensibly - You must Choose smartly
You must Vote for the Choose wisely party - we promise a great PARTY.
Vote CWP - as soon as possible, and more then once.
Brought to the world by the wonderful Peechland, this ad paid for by the International League of Spammers for Spam
*humps*
*humps*
Remove the quote tags, and you have 8 lines too ;)
Willamena
10-09-2006, 22:38
The Choose Wisely Party*
CWP offers all the booze, weed, and spam you could ever want!
In the beginning, there once was a thread; a thread so great that it grew so strong and so fast, that even through the hard times when it was first moved to Spam, it lived on. Today it has over 13,000 post of non +1 spam and is the love of many spammers.
Our purpose is to care for those who spam and provide a good time to all who lurk through social threads looking for entertainment and an escape from the serious debates.
I'm sorry... Who?
Who is Wisely?
I'm sorry... Who?
Who is Wisely?
It's a thread. The Choose Wisely thread. The Mother of all Spam. The eternal thread. The one true form of amusement. Cast down into Spam, but risen from the ashes to be alive to this day - with 12,703 posts as of right now.
And the inspiration for this party :)
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 01:50
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/kgjh.jpg
W00t!
*hands you a CWP pin*
I'll take one of those....<.<
*Pins pin to shirt*
*realises he's not wearing a shirt*
*looks down, realises he's pierced his nipple with a pin*
*whimpers*
Bwahahahaha!:D
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 02:07
It's a thread. The Choose Wisely thread. The Mother of all Spam. The eternal thread. The one true form of amusement. Cast down into Spam, but risen from the ashes to be alive to this day - with 12,703 posts as of right now.
And the inspiration for this party :)
I'm glad I started spamming that thread.:)
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 02:33
I'll take one of those....<.<
Bwahahahaha!:D
*hands a pin*
So that's a yes?
This party is stupid and makes no sense.
Grape-eaters
11-09-2006, 02:53
This party is stupid and makes no sense.
I was under the impression that that was rather the point.
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 02:56
This party is stupid and makes no sense.
And?
I was under the impression that that was rather the point.
It is. I was trying to complement him on a job well done. On the other hand, he never thought up anything original.
Wait...
That is the defenition of spam
:confused:
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 03:27
*hands a pin*
So that's a yes?
Yes, it is. So long as you can tolerate me fluffling at will.:p
It doesn't happen too often, but sometimes I just can't restrain myself.;)
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 03:54
Yes, it is. So long as you can tolerate me fluffling at will.:p
It doesn't happen too often, but sometimes I just can't restrain myself.;)
Anti-fluffling is optional.
Tax cuts are only insentives.
Anti-fluffling is optional.
Tax cuts are only insentives.
You wouldn't think you would need tax insentives with the castration et all.
I'd join, except for the poor spelling and the anti-fluffle tax cuts. :rolleyes: :p
Same here.
Hi Beautiful!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Hmm *considers*
Ok, I'm in :p
*Gasp* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 10:38
Anti-fluffling is optional.
Tax cuts are only insentives.
Ah, I see. Then, yes, I'm in. All for the Peeches. :fluffle: :)><:)
Same here.
Hi Beautiful!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*Gasp* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You couldn't broken up the monotony with a zero or a one in there somewhere.:(:p
*Gasp* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why not? Ignore the tax cuts! Join us! You know want to... ;)
The Beautiful Darkness
11-09-2006, 11:19
Why not? Ignore the tax cuts! Join us! You know want to... ;)
Yeah, though the tax cuts are annoying.... If there was no taxes at all... *Plots* :cool:
*Gasp* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What Grav said.
Same here.
Hi Beautiful!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Hey sweetie!
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
New Burmesia
11-09-2006, 11:20
7. We support the movement of Pi as religion. 3.14% of all taxes will fund this.
3.14 is not Pi. It is merely an approximation of Pi.
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 11:42
3.14 is not Pi. It is merely an approximation of Pi.
Yeah, but for purposes of taxes....
Dinaverg
11-09-2006, 16:18
Yeah, but for purposes of taxes....
Screw purposes! Taxes shall be 3.1415926535897932384626...etc.%
This party is stupid and makes no sense.
Sounds interesting, doesn't it? :p
WC Imperial Court
11-09-2006, 21:56
Soooo......
I will join, as long as joining has no effect on my current titles.
(The tax i will undoubtedly incur fluffling, can it be used to fight forum fires? There are some flamers who just irritate the hell outta me.)
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 23:32
Screw purposes! Taxes shall be 3.1415926535897932384626...etc.%
You have to round at some point....
Neo Undelia
11-09-2006, 23:41
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IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 23:48
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So you'll join?
Fascist Dominion
11-09-2006, 23:53
So you'll join?
Give him a pin. No one can resist joining after they have a pin.
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 23:55
Give him a pin. No one can resist joining after they have a pin.
*hands Neo Undelia a pin*
Fascist Dominion
12-09-2006, 00:41
*hands Neo Undelia a pin*
He'll take it...just wait for it...
Neo Undelia
12-09-2006, 04:39
So you'll join?
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5489/nood8.png
IL Ruffino
12-09-2006, 08:16
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5489/nood8.png
You evil bastard.
Harlesburg
12-09-2006, 08:36
I'd join, except for the poor spelling and the anti-fluffle tax cuts. :rolleyes: :p
:eek:
What the bloody hell?:(
Fascist Dominion
12-09-2006, 12:30
You evil bastard.
He must be mentally unstable. That's a detriment to our opponents. *nods*
IL Ruffino
12-09-2006, 14:33
He must be mentally unstable. That's a detriment to our opponents. *nods*
We must pwn them while using no effort!
Hey! What is all this now?
You know I might join, except you continuing the corruption of pie. Pie! Not pi! :mad: :p
IL Ruffino
12-09-2006, 15:20
Hey! What is all this now?
You know I might join, except you continuing the corruption of pie. Pie! Not pi! :mad: :p
All pies cost Pi!
All pies cost Pi!
That is a pretty good deal actually. Ok, I'm in. :)
IL Ruffino
12-09-2006, 15:29
That is a pretty good deal actually. Ok, I'm in. :)
*humps*
*humps*
I guess you are happy about my decision, eh? :D
Dinaverg
12-09-2006, 15:49
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5489/nood8.png
That's only 6 nos. There are many more joins.
That's only 6 nos. There are many more joins.
But the NO! is much more visible and in the center so.... :(
Dinaverg
12-09-2006, 16:01
But the NO! is much more visible and in the center so.... :(
There's plenty of joins around the center.
Fascist Dominion
12-09-2006, 16:39
We must pwn them while using no effort!
That's the plan.
That's only 6 nos. There are many more joins.
He's still undecided.
There's plenty of joins around the center.
Indeed.^^
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8537/cwp01ri4.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8924/cwp2jd7.jpg
- And pie...
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1383/cwp03rc2.jpg
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2629/cwp04si6.jpg
WC Imperial Court
12-09-2006, 18:57
All pies cost Pi!
o0o0o....that's something I can support.
Can my fuffling taxes go to provide pies? Please?
WC Imperial Court
12-09-2006, 19:02
Those are impressive posters, Grav. (hehehehe.....posters.....Chose Wisely! It has all the best posters!)
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8924/cwp2jd7.jpg
- And pie...
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1383/cwp03rc2.jpg
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2629/cwp04si6.jpg
Those are some fine advertisements. Recruitment should certainly become more successful. :)
Those are impressive posters, Grav. (hehehehe.....posters.....Chose Wisely! It has all the best posters!)
;) Nice one. And thanks :p
Those are some fine advertisements. Recruitment should certainly become more successful. :)
I hope so. And thank you. :)
IL Ruffino
13-09-2006, 17:37
*humps Grav*
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 17:44
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8537/cwp01ri4.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8924/cwp2jd7.jpg
- And pie...
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1383/cwp03rc2.jpg
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2629/cwp04si6.jpg
Fine work, my friend. I epsically like the Indiana Jones scene.;) *still can't belive TBD hasn't seen Indiana Jones:eek:*
Those are impressive posters, Grav. (hehehehe.....posters.....Chose Wisely! It has all the best posters!)
The cleverest, too.;)
Those are some fine advertisements. Recruitment should certainly become more successful. :)
I'll join. *nods fervently*
.....
wait...
crap.
Daistallia 2104
13-09-2006, 18:20
Throwing in with a vengance. :D
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 18:47
Throwing in with a vengance. :D
Don't make us throw you out with the very same.:p
Daistallia 2104
13-09-2006, 18:48
Don't make us throw you out with the very same.:p
No worries mate.
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 19:02
No worries mate.
Oooo, easy-going, too...Just the sort of person we need.
*defers you to Ruffy*
Daistallia 2104
13-09-2006, 19:23
Oooo, easy-going, too...Just the sort of person we need.
*defers you to Ruffy*
Heh... Trust me on this one. Ruffy wants me onboard. ;)
(Just so he knows the Birthday Party's not lurking to tempt him.)
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 19:29
Heh... Trust me on this one. Ruffy wants me onboard. ;)
(Just so he knows the Birthday Party's not lurking to tempt him.)
We'll see.:p
Daistallia 2104
13-09-2006, 19:30
We'll see.:p
Fairdinkum and all that jazz.
:D
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 19:36
Fairdinkum and all that jazz.
:D
*listens to jazz*
Daistallia 2104
13-09-2006, 19:43
*listens to jazz*
:::Slips a bit of Miles Daistallia into your line up*:::
*That'll likely involve a time slip, as My nephew Miles is yet only thirteen months old. (Yes, my RL nephew's named Miles, after Miles Davis, and yes, knowing his parents, he'll be a wicked awsome horn player (papa and mama already are). So save that track I slipped ya - it'll be worth money someday.)
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 19:50
:::Slips a bit of Miles Daistallia into your line up*:::
*That'll likely involve a time slip, as My nephew Miles is yet only thirteen months old. (Yes, my RL nephew's named Miles, after Miles Davis, and yes, knowing his parents, he'll be a wicked awsome horn player (papa and mama already are). So save that track I slipped ya - it'll be worth money someday.)
LOL I'll keep that in mind when I get to it in a few decades.:p
So do we have any new party members? Got to get the people to line up! :)
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 20:25
So do we have any new party members? Got to get the people to line up! :)
Read and then you'll know.:p
Read and then you'll know.:p
I appear to be the last name on Ruffy's list so... it appears not. Unless Ruffy is slacking off. ;)
Fascist Dominion
13-09-2006, 20:36
I appear to be the last name on Ruffy's list so... it appears not. Unless Ruffy is slacking off. ;)
Oh, he's slacking off alright...*shakes fist at high school*
IL Ruffino
13-09-2006, 20:39
Heh... Trust me on this one. Ruffy wants me onboard. ;)
(Just so he knows the Birthday Party's not lurking to tempt him.)
*pins*
IL Ruffino
13-09-2006, 22:17
Oh, he's slacking off alright...*shakes fist at high school*
*dittoly shakes fist*
Daistallia 2104
14-09-2006, 03:48
*pins*
:D
WC Imperial Court
14-09-2006, 08:19
Straughn <*>: Free shepmagans or whatever that name is can'th have me
Free shep said something about getting *all* the Jesii
and i'm The Replacement Jesus (i'd say ask Saint Curie about it, but he's gone) :)
i'm iffy about the fluffles
but the rest is pretty spot on
:)
Dubsy: about the tax on them?
Straughn <*>: tax? not outright ban?
*mulls over*
Dubsy: yes
i am trying to get my fluffle taxes to go towards buying pies
would you like me to put your name down?
Straughn <*>: oooh
sure
Straughn <*>: i've nothing witty to spout just yet
...other than, Free Shep can't have me for that reason i mentioned :)
that and ... hail Peechy!
Straughn <*>: actually ... come to think of it, hail most of the folk enlisted there already
Straughn <*>: so is there a caucus in mind there yet?
Straughn <*>: i might be of help if Jolt LET'S ME ON
*grumbles*
In other words, Straughn is in!
IL Ruffino
14-09-2006, 14:08
In other words, Straughn is in!
YAY!!
YAY!!
:D
Got to catch up with those other more "serious" parties!
IL Ruffino
14-09-2006, 18:36
:D
Got to catch up with those other more "serious" parties!
I think we are!
Fascist Dominion
14-09-2006, 21:10
*dittoly shakes fist*
I like the word you just made up.:p
In other words, Straughn is in!
:eek: Straughn!!1!
YAY!!
YAY!! indeed!:D
:D
Got to catch up with those other more "serious" parties!
Pfft! Serious parties are for losers.:p
I think we are!
Keep me appraised.;)
IL Ruffino
14-09-2006, 21:19
I like the word you just made up.:p
I've been using it for years!
YAY!! indeed!:D
QUITE!!!
Pfft! Serious parties are for losers.:p
PM isn't a loser :(
Keep me appraised.;)
Wha?:confused:
Fascist Dominion
14-09-2006, 21:29
I've been using it for years!
Perhaps, but the emphasis was on you making it up.:p
QUITE!!!
INDUBITABLY!!!:)
PM isn't a loser :(
He is when he's "serious.":p
Wha?:confused:
Informed--keep me informed.:p
IL Ruffino
14-09-2006, 22:21
Perhaps, but the emphasis was on you making it up.:p
I see!
INDUBITABLY!!!:)
QUADRUPALEY INDUBITABLY!
He is when he's "serious.":p
:(
Informed--keep me informed.:p
You really like using big words to hurt me, don't you? :(
Fascist Dominion
14-09-2006, 22:26
I see!
Indeed.
QUADRUPALEY INDUBITABLY!
Precisely my point.
:(
Well, it's true.
You really like using big words to hurt me, don't you? :(
Yes.
Fartsniffage
15-09-2006, 13:19
Sorry guys, as much as I enjoy high jinks and spam the compusory serving of tea promised by the BIP has won me over and I'm afraid that I must resign as a member of your party.
Pip pip my good fellows.
Sorry guys, as much as I enjoy high jinks and spam the compusory serving of tea promised by the BIP has won me over and I'm afraid that I must resign as a member of your party.
Pip pip my good fellows.
:(
How anyone could think they can do better...
*shakes head sadly*
IL Ruffino
15-09-2006, 14:28
Sorry guys, as much as I enjoy high jinks and spam the compusory serving of tea promised by the BIP has won me over and I'm afraid that I must resign as a member of your party.
Pip pip my good fellows.
You suck.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Philosopy
15-09-2006, 14:57
You suck.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Mwhaa! The Emparh Strikes Back!
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e283/Slippery__Jim/UnionJack.jpg
Vote NBIP!
The Queen commands it
Fartsniffage
15-09-2006, 14:59
You suck.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Impertanence! Damn your eyes sah.
*smacks Ruffy's face with a glove*
One calls you out sah, have you second meet mine.
Fascist Dominion
16-09-2006, 00:10
Sorry guys, as much as I enjoy high jinks and spam the compusory serving of tea promised by the BIP has won me over and I'm afraid that I must resign as a member of your party.
Pip pip my good fellows.
You make me sad. [/cold]
:(
How anyone could think they can do better...
*shakes head sadly*
They can't.
You suck.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
You tell 'im.:mad:
Impertanence! Damn your eyes sah.
*smacks Ruffy's face with a glove*
One calls you out sah, have you second meet mine.
Pfft! You can't spell. You lose by default.:rolleyes:
You make me sad. [/cold]
They can't.
You tell 'im.:mad:
Pfft! You can't spell. You lose by default.:rolleyes:
Sounds like you should be our party whip. :)
Fartsniffage
16-09-2006, 00:40
You make me sad. [/cold]
Awww, don't give me the cold shoulder.
Pfft! You can't spell. You lose by default.:rolleyes:
Pfft! The US elected George W. Bush. Twice. I think we all know by now that stupidity is no bar to high political office.
BTW, how is it spelt then?
Turquoise Days
16-09-2006, 00:44
*joins*
Note ironically-brief-non-spam-on-topic post. Oh yes.
Ginnoria
16-09-2006, 00:45
Awww, don't give me the cold shoulder.
Pfft! The US elected George W. Bush. Twice. I think we all know by now that stupidity is no bar to high political office.
BTW, how is it spelt then?
Impertinence.
BTW, good day to our noble adversaries. The OMG POGO STICK!!1 Party salutes you. May the best party win.
Fartsniffage
16-09-2006, 00:48
Impertinence.
BTW, good day to our noble adversaries. The OMG POGO STICK!!1 Party salutes you. May the best party win.
Damn, I was quite far off then. I think I should post sober more often.
Pfft! The US elected George W. Bush. Twice. I think we all know by now that stupidity is no bar to high political office.
BTW, how is it spelt then?
*giggles uncontrolably*
*joins*
Note ironically-brief-non-spam-on-topic post. Oh yes.
YAY!
Watch out though, Ruffy may start humping you if he gets too excited. ;)
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 05:30
*joins*
Note ironically-brief-non-spam-on-topic post. Oh yes.
*hump+pin*
Try the white text today, it's simply delicious.
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 06:53
Hello fellow members and future slaves.
After a very professionaly random talk with Ginnoria, we have decided to merge parties to create a powerhouse for this election season.
We think it's only proper to ask our fellow party members to give us the blessing to go ahead with this merger.
So, I ask you, do we have your blessing and your membership?
Turquoise Days
16-09-2006, 11:21
Well, why not.
*votes*
Hello fellow members and future slaves.
After a very professionaly random talk with Ginnoria, we have decided to merge parties to create a powerhouse for this election season.
We think it's only proper to ask our fellow party members to give us the blessing to go ahead with this merger.
So, I ask you, do we have your blessing and your membership?
Sure - I'm game, as long as the central core of the spirit of Choose Wisely is preserved. :)
And y'all come up with a catchy name ;)
Super-power
16-09-2006, 13:29
*joins*
Swilatia
16-09-2006, 13:42
i'd like to join.
The Pogo stick party wants to ban my cats. I can't allow that. Should that rule remain I will have to say no to a merger.
Swilatia
16-09-2006, 14:49
we should not merge. hats are stupid.
Fascist Dominion
16-09-2006, 16:44
Sounds like you should be our party whip. :)
Yeah....I'm not on as much as I used to be....not nearly so...but I'll do what I can regardless of who the official party whip is.:)
Awww, don't give me the cold shoulder.
Pfft! The US elected George W. Bush. Twice. I think we all know by now that stupidity is no bar to high political office.
BTW, how is it spelt then?
Hey, I didn't vote for Bush. I couldn't vote then. And now that I can...well, he can't run for office again anyway.
Impertinence.
BTW, good day to our noble adversaries. The OMG POGO STICK!!1 Party salutes you. May the best party win.
Thanks.:)
Damn, I was quite far off then. I think I should post sober more often.
Good plan.
*hump+pin*
Try the white text today, it's simply delicious.
Oooo, what an honor.
It tastes like styrofoam....:(
Daistallia 2104
16-09-2006, 18:06
Hello fellow members and future slaves.
After a very professionaly random talk with Ginnoria, we have decided to merge parties to create a powerhouse for this election season.
We think it's only proper to ask our fellow party members to give us the blessing to go ahead with this merger.
So, I ask you, do we have your blessing and your membership?
No. :(
Fascist Dominion
16-09-2006, 18:28
No. :(
I'm afraid after careful consideration, I must concur.
Daistallia 2104
16-09-2006, 18:44
I shall withdraw my support if this fiasco is carried out. :(
I'm afraid after careful consideration, I must concur.
They changed the pets rule so I don't have a problem with it. If we are just combining our two Constitutions then I think it would be a plus for when the NS elections take place. :)
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 19:00
We are in talks of combining our two Constitutions, and keeping the title CWP.
Is this good?
We are in talks of combining our two Constitutions, and keeping the title CWP.
Is this good?
If so and with the change in pet policy, I will support the merger. :)
Daistallia 2104
16-09-2006, 19:13
Nope. Their Constitution is incompatable. Plus I never have liked pogo sticks.
Swilatia
16-09-2006, 19:26
if you merge, i leave.
Swilatia
16-09-2006, 22:32
i'll bump this for all you other guys in the party.
*joins*
*doesn't oppose merger*
*implodes*
Swilatia
16-09-2006, 22:34
*joins*
*doesn't oppose merger*
*implodes*
if you read their constitution, you prolly will start to oppose them.
if you read their constitution, you prolly will start to oppose them.
I read it. I wants a duck-billed platypus.
OK, I'm getting impatient. Are we merging or not?
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 22:46
OK, I'm getting impatient. Are we merging or not?
Give it time, love.
You will know by tonight.
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 22:48
*joins*
*pins*
*doesn't oppose merger*
*humps*
*implodes*
*bakes cookies*
Give it time, love.
You will know by tonight.
Ok, ok. Things seem to be going well though, right?
*stares hopefully*
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 22:52
Ok, ok. Things seem to be going well though, right?
*stares hopefully*
*loosens tie*
Better get a gun.
*loosens tie*
Better get a gun.
:eek:
What do you mean?
*flees from thread*
*pins*
*humps*
*bakes cookies*
:) > <:)
*propagandises gabbly*
Fascist Dominion
17-09-2006, 05:30
They changed the pets rule so I don't have a problem with it. If we are just combining our two Constitutions then I think it would be a plus for when the NS elections take place. :)
No. It will make us look weak. We need to remain strong. They are nothing.
Nope. Their Constitution is incompatable. Plus I never have liked pogo sticks.
Quite so.
if you merge, i leave.
I won't leave, but I'll certainly be an internal whip more than an external one.
if you read their constitution, you prolly will start to oppose them.
I haven't read it, but if you TG me a link....Don't post it, though. Wouldn't want to advertise for them.
Fascist Dominion
17-09-2006, 17:51
Blissful
Udders
Make
Pie
Is that a new party slogan?
Swilatia
17-09-2006, 22:36
no. he just got boredof simply aying "bump"
Turquoise Days
17-09-2006, 22:40
no. he just got boredof simply aying "bump"
Thank you Captain Obvious. ;)
Philosopy
17-09-2006, 22:42
Vote NBIP!
It's the wisest choice you can make.
Turquoise Days
17-09-2006, 22:43
Vote NBIP!
It's the wisest choice you can make.
*fires cannons*
No. It will make us look weak. We need to remain strong. They are nothing.
Combining our two parties would make us a powerhouse not to be ignored come Election Day. :)
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 05:21
no. he just got boredof simply aying "bump"
Yes, I know.
Thank you Captain Obvious. ;)
My way was much more subtle, no?:p
Combining our two parties would make us a powerhouse not to be ignored come Election Day. :)
I think we're a powerhouse anyway. They would dilute our strength.
Swilatia
18-09-2006, 12:42
Combining our two parties would make us a powerhouse not to be ignored come Election Day. :)
no, they are weak, so a merge would cripple this party.
Swilatia
18-09-2006, 12:44
Thank you Captain Obvious. ;)
i know you know. I just find it a duty to the party to keep its thread alive, and I have to do it somehow :)
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 15:04
no, they are weak, so a merge would cripple this party.
Precisely. I finally got around to reading their constitution....Just pitiful. Peeches would...wait...where has Peeches been? I haven't seen her in so long....:(
i know you know. I just find it a duty to the party to keep its thread alive, and I have to do it somehow :)
You're truly unscrupulous.:p
no, they are weak, so a merge would cripple this party.
Hey, our love of spamming and their silliness with pogo sticks and free pets combine well to me. Besides I think walking is overrated, pogo sticks should be required. ;)
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 15:40
Hey, our love of spamming and their silliness with pogo sticks and free pets combine well to me. Besides I think walking is overrated, pogo sticks should be required. ;)
No. Use a pogo stick if you like, but some of us prefer the Spam car and other means of transportation. Personally, I'm fond of riding Spamalanches everywhere I go.:p
No. Use a pogo stick if you like, but some of us prefer the Spam car and other means of transportation. Personally, I'm fond of riding Spamalanches everywhere I go.:p
I think it is a done deal anyway so the debate is moot. The new CWP shall be victorious!
Daistallia 2104
18-09-2006, 17:38
I think it is a done deal anyway so the debate is moot. The new CWP shall be victorious!
If so, it will have to do so without moi.
If so, it will have to do so without moi.
Aaaaaw... Please reconsider? I'll get you a cookie for just rethinking your position once more... :(
*Places cookie on plate*
Daistallia 2104
18-09-2006, 18:03
Aaaaaw... Please reconsider? I'll get you a cookie for just rethinking your position once more... :(
*Places cookie on plate*
Nope. My position has been made clear on this issue from when it was first suggested.
Aaaaaw... Please reconsider? I'll get you a cookie for just rethinking your position once more... :(
*Places cookie on plate*
Don't forget pie!
*places pie next to cookie plate*
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 19:46
I think it is a done deal anyway so the debate is moot. The new CWP shall be victorious!
Perhaps not. This might cause members to dismember themselves...wait...that didn't come out right....
If so, it will have to do so without moi.
Hmm....
Aaaaaw... Please reconsider? I'll get you a cookie for just rethinking your position once more... :(
*Places cookie on plate*
That's not enough incentive.
Nope. My position has been made clear on this issue from when it was first suggested.
Mine hasn't....
Don't forget pie!
*places pie next to cookie plate*
That won't work on me...wait...what kind of pie?
That won't work on me...wait...what kind of pie?
Blueberry. :)
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 20:06
Blueberry. :)
Nope, no good.
Nope, no good.
I can also offer apple.
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 20:26
I can also offer apple.
No thanks.
No thanks.
I also have a magic pie that is any kind that your mind wants it to become.
Fascist Dominion
18-09-2006, 20:39
I also have a magic pie that is any kind that your mind wants it to become.
Hmm...how much magic pie?
Swilatia
18-09-2006, 21:18
I think it is a done deal anyway so the debate is moot. The new CWP shall be victorious!
no. you will lose votes from 1000's of spammers if you decide to merge, the diluting of the strenght will cripple this party, and so will all the spammers leaving as a result.
Hmm...how much magic pie?
An entire magic pie.
Philosopy
18-09-2006, 21:49
An entire magic pie.
*Steals magic pie for NBIP*
Vote NBIP!
We have the magic pie!
*Steals magic pie for NBIP*
Vote NBIP!
We have the magic pie!
Political hijinks! :eek:
Come, members of CWP! We must rally to take back the magic pie!
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8537/cwp01ri4.jpg
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 15:58
no. you will lose votes from 1000's of spammers if you decide to merge, the diluting of the strenght will cripple this party, and so will all the spammers leaving as a result.
I am as yet still undecided, but I'm not sure I could remain a member of the party under such circumstances.
An entire magic pie.
Does it regenerate magically as well?
*Steals magic pie for NBIP*
Vote NBIP!
We have the magic pie!
:eek: That's my magic f***in' pie!:mad: :upyours:
Political hijinks! :eek:
Come, members of CWP! We must rally to take back the magic pie!
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8537/cwp01ri4.jpg
*distributes automatic rifles and RPG-7's*
Daistallia 2104
19-09-2006, 19:07
AVAST ME HEARTIES!
I be leavin' ye scurvy dogs to form the PUNKS AND PIRATES party.
Best of luck and may we see ye in Davy Jone's Locker....
(Seriously, I wish ye the best of luck.)
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 19:12
AVAST ME HEARTIES!
I be leavin' ye scurvy dogs to form the PUNKS AND PIRATES party (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=499184).
Best of luck and may we see ye in Davy Jone's Locker....
(Seriously, I wish ye the best of luck.)
Is everyone campaigning in everyone else's party threads, or are people just trying to infiltrate and tear us apart?o_O
Daistallia 2104
19-09-2006, 19:32
Is everyone campaigning in everyone else's party threads, or are people just trying to infiltrate and tear us apart?o_O
Naw. Just making entierly sure ye scurvy bi;ge sucking dogs knew I was leaving.
IL Ruffino
19-09-2006, 20:24
AVAST ME HEARTIES!
I be leavin' ye scurvy dogs to form the PUNKS AND PIRATES party (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500261).
Best of luck and may we see ye in Davy Jone's Locker....
(Seriously, I wish ye the best of luck.)
You suck.
(Seriously, I think you suck.)
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 21:18
Naw. Just making entierly sure ye scurvy bi;ge sucking dogs knew I was leaving.
:rolleyes: You didn't have to put the link, you prick.
You suck.
(Seriously, I think you suck.)
I hear he swallows, too.
I hear he swallows, too.
Sucking and swallowing, it must be a good life.
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 22:54
Sucking and swallowing, it must be a good life.
If you're fond of a salty taste and a sticky substance the approximate consistency of glue.
Does it regenerate magically as well?
Of course! When you finish the pie just leave out the tin and the next morning there will be a brand new pie!
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 23:16
Of course! When you finish the pie just leave out the tin and the next morning there will be a brand new pie!
And if I don't want to wait until morning?
And if I don't want to wait until morning?
I'd say that you need to learn patience. Besides, I should clarify anyway. Even if you only eat a single slice, the next morning that slice will be restored. If you eat the entire magic pie in one day and still want more then you need to also learn will power. Just saying. :)
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 23:23
I'd say that you need to learn patience. Besides, I should clarify anyway. Even if you only eat a single slice, the next morning that slice will be restored. If you eat the entire magic pie in one day and still want more then you need to also learn will power. Just saying. :)
Who said I would be the only one eating it?
Philosopy
19-09-2006, 23:25
Vote NBIP!
We've made the magic pie return instantly!
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 23:29
Vote NBIP!
We've made the magic pie return instantly!
Pfft!:rolleyes: Troll your campaign elsewhere. This thread isn't about your party.
Philosopy
19-09-2006, 23:31
Pfft!:rolleyes: Troll your campaign elsewhere. This thread isn't about your party.
My word, did I out spam the Spam Queen?
Who said I would be the only one eating it?
You are going to be sharing the magic pie? :eek:
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 23:38
My word, did I out spam the Spam Queen?
No, don't be stupid. You aren't welcome here.
You are going to be sharing the magic pie? :eek:
No, but I live with nine other people, so disasters are to be expected...:(
No, don't be stupid. You aren't welcome here.
No, but I live with nine other people, so disasters are to be expected...:(
Nine? Damn, I hope you live in a big place.
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 23:43
Nine? Damn, I hope you live in a big place.
No, not really. I can barely get into the kitchen for food. And it's been like this for a few months.:(
No, not really. I can barely get into the kitchen for food. And it's been like this for a few months.:(
Poor guy. :(
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 23:52
Poor guy. :(
Yeah....usually all I want is some cheap noodles that I don't even have to cook. Just pour in the hot water and wait three minutes....but I can't usually get in there to heat the water until everyone else is asleep. I mean, honestly, I don't wanna wait some 16 hours just to eat a second meal. More than an apple or something simple like that, I mean...
Philosopy
19-09-2006, 23:53
Yeah....usually all I want is some cheap noodles that I don't even have to cook. Just pour in the hot water and wait three minutes....but I can't usually get in there to heat the water until everyone else is asleep. I mean, honestly, I don't wanna wait some 16 hours just to eat a second meal. More than an apple or something simple like that, I mean...
You could get a cheap kettle for your room.
Swilatia
20-09-2006, 00:15
yes. so tell me you are not merging. if you merge i leave, and will unite a campaign against the pogo stick guysm and this party, as by if you merge you will be considered to be TRAITORS.
Yeah....usually all I want is some cheap noodles that I don't even have to cook. Just pour in the hot water and wait three minutes....but I can't usually get in there to heat the water until everyone else is asleep. I mean, honestly, I don't wanna wait some 16 hours just to eat a second meal. More than an apple or something simple like that, I mean...
Ramen...
Daistallia 2104
20-09-2006, 03:24
You suck.
(Seriously, I think you suck.)
You had ample warning that I'd be leaving if you merged.
:rolleyes: You didn't have to put the link, you prick.
Removed.
Fascist Dominion
20-09-2006, 15:12
You could get a cheap kettle for your room.
No.
yes. so tell me you are not merging. if you merge i leave, and will unite a campaign against the pogo stick guysm and this party, as by if you merge you will be considered to be TRAITORS.
Or you could just start an intra-party campaign against them....But then it would be easier just to schism...
Ramen...
That's the very stuff I'm talking about.
You had ample warning that I'd be leaving if you merged.
Removed.
Thanks, but now I'm too lazy to go fix the quote...:p
*grudgingly goes to fix quote*