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NS National Socialist Party


1. All problems are caused by the Jews.

2. Gay people want to ass-rape you and your children.

3. All women without blonde hair must be killed.

4. Democracy is bad.

5. Stylish uniforms are only for 1337 people.

6. Your ruler is God.

7. You must worship God.

8. Anyone who disagrees with God will be thrown into the pit.


Any questions?

Is the pit full of Jell-O?

Isst der Fuehrer Fleisch?

Don't kill me! I'm a natural blonde, honest! I just dyed it black for a change. *whimpers*

##Sign me up!

:D

Is the pit full of Jell-O?

We are not sure. No one's ever come out of the pit before.

couldn't we just put people in the dungeon and spank them if they are bad, or non blonde instead... it would be more fun, and we already would have all the uniforms and props and such.

We are not sure. No one's ever come out of the pit before.

It probably is full of Jell-O then. I wouldn't come out if it were, that's for sure. I bet it's full of brunettes and redheads.

Isst der Fuehrer Fleisch?

What is meat?

couldn't we just put people in the dungeon and spank them if they are bad, or non blonde instead... it would be more fun, and we already would have all the uniforms and props and such.

You can't spank a ho. They like that shit.

You can't spank a ho. They like that shit. well then everyone would be happy

NS National Socialist Party


1. All problems are caused by the Jews. (Atheists)

2. Gay people want to ass-rape you and your children.

3. All women without blonde hair must be killed. (No:p)

4. Democracy is bad.

5. Stylish uniforms are only for 1337 people.

6. Your ruler is God. (Flip this around)

7. You must worship God.

8. Anyone who disagrees with God will be thrown into the pit.


Any questions?

If you make these modifacations we'll ally with you:p

If you make these modifacations we'll ally with you:p

But what's the fun in National Socialism if we can't blame the Jews?

couldn't we just put people in the dungeon and spank them if they are bad, or non blonde instead... it would be more fun, and we already would have all the uniforms and props and such.

And we could sell the video on ebay.

But what's the fun in National Socialism if we can't blame the Jews?

... you can blame the atheistic ones.

NS National Socialist Party


1. All problems are caused by the Jews.

2. Gay people want to ass-rape you and your children.

3. All women without blonde hair must be killed.

4. Democracy is bad.

5. Stylish uniforms are only for 1337 people.

6. Your ruler is God.

7. You must worship God.

8. Anyone who disagrees with God will be thrown into the pit.


Any questions?

Which side, metric or standard?

... you can blame the atheistic ones.

Or we could blame both. That works too.

Which side, metric or standard?

I just woke the house up from laughing so hard at that. Good show.

Or we could blame both. That works too.

... Yeah the Muslims will like that...

Which side, metric or standard?

Metric. The standard system is too messy for me to figure out conversions.

I just woke the house up from laughing so hard at that. Good show.

*bows*

Metric. The standard system is too messy for me to figure out conversions.

Why? I do it all the time. I prefer to think in metric, but living here in the States I have to make certain concessions.

Why? I do it all the time. I prefer to think in metric, but living here in the States I have to make certain concessions.

I live in the U.S. too.

I live in the U.S. too.



you could confuse everything by continuing to use english units, but make them all based on ten anyway...

you could confuse everything by continuing to use english units, but make them all based on ten anyway...

I confuse people by using metric measurments automatically, then I have to go back and convert it to standard for them. Our obsinate clinging to an outdated, confusing measuring system is one area I will concede that Ameicans are dumb.

NS National Socialist Party


1. All problems are caused by the Jews.

2. Gay people want to ass-rape you and your children.

3. All women without blonde hair must be killed.

4. Democracy is bad.

5. Stylish uniforms are only for 1337 people.

6. Your ruler is God.

7. You must worship God.

8. Anyone who disagrees with God will be thrown into the pit.


Any questions?
Capitalize the word Pit. It's more dramatic that way.

Which side, metric or standard?

You folks really ought to look at developing your own system based on the measurements of various bits and pieces of Der Fuehrer's body. Like the width of his head, the weight of his teeth, that sort of thing.

Capitalize the word Pit. It's more dramatic that way.

The pendulum of public opinion swiings back and forth on this subject however.

You folks really ought to look at developing your own system based on the measurements of various bits and pieces of Der Fuehrer's body. Like the width of his head, the weight of his teeth, that sort of thing.

Do we use his pre, or post immolation measurements?

Do we use his pre, or post immolation measurements?

Either works.

I'm just a mercenary consultant.


(Today I told a protestor holding a sign that read "The War on Terror is Racist Zionist Neoconservative Xenophobic Totalitarian Imperialist Fascist Bullshit" or something like that, that he would be more effective if he pulled out the catch-words and shortened his sign up. Make his message readable for people driving by in a car. Make it punchy and trenchant.)

Either works.

I'm just a mercenary consultant.


(Today I told a protestor holding a sign that read "The War on Terror is Racist Zionist Neoconservative Xenophobic Totalitarian Imperialist Fascist Bullshit" or something like that, that he would be more effective if he pulled out the catch-words and shortened his sign up. Make his message readable for people driving by in a car. Make it punchy and trenchant.


bread and peace... it worked for lenin

The pendulum of public opinion swiings back and forth on this subject however.
I wasn't aware the public had an opinion on the capitalization of Pit...

bread and peace... it worked for lenin

Good marketing style, punchy, sticks in the brain, and doesn't leave you with a nasty aftertaste (kind of like those Head On commercials).

I wasn't aware the public had an opinion on the capitalization of Pit...

One missed.

Which side, metric or standard?
say US not standard "standard" should refer to the metric system nowadays, since almost every country uses it insetead of these mediaeval units used in america.

NS National Socialist Party


1. All problems are caused by the Jews.

2. Gay people want to ass-rape you and your children.

3. All women without blonde hair must be killed.

4. Democracy is bad.

5. Stylish uniforms are only for 1337 people.

6. Your ruler is God.

7. You must worship God.

8. Anyone who disagrees with God will be thrown into the pit.


Any questions?Mightn't you end up with more of #2 occurring if you go through with #3?

Just out of interest what the heck does National Socialist have to do with Christianity or belief in God. In all honesty they were closer to Nordic Paganism, much of the symbology such as the Siegrun, the SS lightinings were all based on the Nordic Paganism. Hitler repeatedly told his disgust of the Christianity and the "jewish carpenter" and said Germans should return to the strong gods of old. He even planned to replace christmas with the old pagan celebration eventually.

The only reason it wasn't implemented was that Hitler was not dumb enough to alienate large parts of his population who were still devout christians in the middle of war. Even in idealogy, the whole attitude of war and glory was much more enticing for the Nazis then the mantra about peace and forgiveness Christ keeps on about.

Really you should make belief in Thor a mandatory, not in Christ or God if you want maximum historical accuracy :P

You must worship Fuhrer/fatherland for even more historical accuracy

You must worship Fuhrer/fatherland for even more historical accuracy

i think that what he means by "your ruler is god".

i think that what he means by "your ruler is god".


My bad >_>

As a gay man, I'm highly offended by this.

It's ME that wants to be ass-raped! I don't want to have to do all the work!

Besides: it's easier to have multiple partners this way. :lol:

NS National Socialist Party


1. All problems are caused by the Jews.

2. Gay people want to ass-rape you and your children.

3. All women without blonde hair must be killed.

4. Democracy is bad.

5. Stylish uniforms are only for 1337 people.

6. Your ruler is God.

7. You must worship God.

8. Anyone who disagrees with God will be thrown into the pit.


Any questions?
Unlike Kirk, no matter which uniform you put on, you will never make a very convincing Nazi...

Oh yeah, as for question:
Would you please click me? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11592157&postcount=73)

As a gay man, I'm highly offended by this.

It's ME that wants to be ass-raped! I don't want to have to do all the work!

Besides: it's easier to have multiple partners this way. :lol:


yeah, but "you and your children want to ass rape gay people" is never gonna fly as a national socialist party platform plank... no matter how true it really is.

Unlike Kirk, no matter which uniform you put on, you will never make a very convincing Nazi...

Oh yeah, as for question:
Would you please click me? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11592157&postcount=73)

Well, I never was good at being a Nazi. After all, I am a gay man. :eek:


Mightn't you end up with more of #2 occurring if you go through with #3?

Maybe. Just maybe.

Well, I never was good at being a Nazi. After all, I am a gay man. :eek:



just remember my all time favorite nazi(well to use as a username online at least) ernst rohm. he was a fine nazi until the whole "night of the long knives" dustup went down.

just remember my all time favorite nazi(well to use as a username online at least) ernst rohm. he was a fine nazi until the whole "night of the long knives" dustup went down.

I don't get it... :confused:

I don't get it... :confused: ernst rohm, a leader of the early nazi party and commander/co-founder of the SA was openly homosexual, he was murdered by the SS in the night of the long knives purge of the SA in 1934 at hitlers orders.

ernst rohm, a leader of the early nazi party and commander/co-founder of the SA was openly homosexual, he was murdered by the SS in the night of the long knives purge of the SA in 1934 at hitlers orders.

I'M GONNA BE STABBED?!?!?! :eek:

I'M GONNA BE STABBED?!?!?! :eek:

no no, ernst was shot point blank in the head in his prison cell, technically 3 days after the night of the long knives after he refused to commit suicide.

no no, ernst was shot point blank in the head in his prison cell, technically 3 days after the night of the long knives after he refused to commit suicide.

I always wondered what happened to him.