NS People's Party
Neo Kervoskia
10-09-2006, 03:38
Anyone may join unless you're Bulgarian.
~NationStates People's Party~
I. Healthcare shall be free to all those who don't want it.
II. Support legislation to ban prostitution in our War Aginast Obesity. Prostitution breeds laziness.
III. The NSPP will support legislation that preserves your FREEDOMS by supporting legislation to give us control over them. Since we represent you, you'll be in control of your freedoms.
IV. We support progressive legislation for regressive taxation.
V. If given any power, we'll start programs to train new posters and turn them into trashy, spammy, loud-mouthed, schmucks- in other words Geberalites.
VI. We'll initiate the War Against Bad Thread Titles.
VII. Everyone may marry anything, but anything may not marry everyone.
VIII. German shall people the non-official language of NS General.
IX. The NSPP supports 1940s English capitalism and/or socialism.
X. We'll abolish Parliament
MEMBERS:
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 03:44
Strong possibility of me joining.
Must lurk the others first.
*heads over to bar*
Neo Kervoskia
10-09-2006, 03:45
Strong possibility of me joining.
Must lurk the others first.
*heads over to bar*
The NSPP is a pro-Ruffy party.
Vacuumhead
10-09-2006, 04:58
Strong possibility of me joining.
Must lurk the others first.
*heads over to bar*
There are others? *Joins Ruffy in lurking* This one sounds good though.
A Question: About the 'Everyone may marry anything' part. If you intend to marry another person, is it necessary to get their permission?
Liberated New Ireland
10-09-2006, 05:03
There are others? *Joins Ruffy in lurking* This one sounds good though.
A Question: About the 'Everyone may marry anything' part. If you intend to marry another person, is it necessary to get their permission?
Of course not.
Vacuumhead
10-09-2006, 05:11
Of course not.
Great! Wait...you're not Neo Kervoskia. Doesn't he have to make up the rules?
I've just checked out Free Sheps party, and I'm definetely not joining that one.
Crazy fundies! :gundge:
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 05:12
Great! Wait...you're not Neo Kervoskia. Doesn't he have to make up the rules?
I've just checked out Free Sheps party, and I'm definetely not joining that one.
Crazy fundies! :gundge:
We'll trespect the beliefs of any cult you may wish to fund. :p (It was a joke thread, get over it:p)
Liberated New Ireland
10-09-2006, 05:14
We'll trespect the beliefs of any cult you may wish to fund. :p (It was a joke thread, get over it:p)
What does "trespect" mean? To respecfully trespass?
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
10-09-2006, 05:15
i will oppose your evil party and its super evil ways in the same manner i have always opposed tyrants... by gathering mobs of angry weavers to destroy your looms, stocking frames and any other new fangled weaving or knitting machines you might employ to oppress us... you bastards.
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 05:16
What does "trespect" mean? To respecfully trespass?
Not, it's to respect by planting a tree in the mass graveyard after the massacre:p
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 05:20
The NSPP is a pro-Ruffy party.
Inching closer..
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
10-09-2006, 05:23
Not, it's to respect by planting a tree in the mass graveyard after the massacre:p i always think that adds a touch of class to any mass slaying, be it political or religious dissidents, ethnic cleansing, or just a purge of the party unfaithful.
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 05:25
i always think that adds a touch of class to any mass slaying, be it political or religious dissidents, ethnic cleansing, or just a purge of the party unfaithful.
and the liberals LOVE IT. ;)
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
10-09-2006, 05:30
and the liberals LOVE IT. ;)
what's not to love, you're helping the environment, beautifying the countryside, and showing there is no hard feelings by honoring your fallen enemies with a scenic grove of trees... and sometimes after a few decades a commemorative plaque lamenting the cruel necessities of the past.
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 05:32
what's not to love, you're helping the environment, beautifying the countryside, and showing there is no hard feelings by honoring your fallen enemies with a scenic grove of trees... and sometimes after a few decades a commemorative plaque lamenting the cruel necessities of the past.
Exactly, you're practically a hippy!
Liberated New Ireland
10-09-2006, 05:33
what's not to love, you're helping the environment, beautifying the countryside, and showing there is no hard feelings by honoring your fallen enemies with a scenic grove of trees... and sometimes after a few decades a commemorative plaque lamenting the cruel necessities of the past.
Yeah, something like "All the darkies and nancy boys had to go! It was us or them!!!"
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
10-09-2006, 05:38
Yeah, something like "All the darkies and nancy boys had to go! It was us or them!!!"
no no more like... "intured under these magestic trees are the bodies of several hundred homosexuals and negroes who tragically died during the time of troubles in a pitched battle with the special unit commandos, no SUC soldiers were reported killed or seriously wounded in this clash."
Free shepmagans
10-09-2006, 05:49
no no more like... "intured under these magestic trees are the bodies of several hundred homosexuals and negroes who tragically died during the time of troubles in a pitched battle with the special unit commandos, no SUC soldiers were reported killed or seriously wounded in this clash."
No no no. "Here lies the remains of 10000 victims of spontanius bullet syndrome. This terrible disease caused dellusions of opression, the creation of lead stones and long pits in the body, herding into large holes, and death. May they rest in peace."
Neo Kervoskia
10-09-2006, 06:01
You don't need the other's permission to marry. That would be fascism.
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:05
Sowwie, I started my own party.
Neo Kervoskia
10-09-2006, 06:09
Sowwie, I started my own party.
I might join it.
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 06:23
I might join it.
Don't mind the typos. :(