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The Religious Conservative party.

Mission statement: To protect the interests of all religions of the world, mostly the Abrahamic ones.

1. Life: Human life is sacred, anything possessing the human genome is human, and it’s rights must be respected, if a person takes away another’s right to life, he forfeits his own.

2. Social security: The government has no direct responsibility for charity, as this task falls to the church.

3. Races: All humans were created equally. As such, reparations and affirmative action are useless and wrong.

4. Education: Education is an important part of a child’s life. Funding for education is extremely important, as is making sure that science is not idolized. Religion and science must be given equal time in the classroom.

5. Civil liberties: The freedom to exercise religion and freedom of speech are essential to a healthy government. As such we will support civil liberties that do not offend most religions to the best of our ability. (Note: since worship of one religion is blasphemy to another, we will make no restrictions on freedom of speech, even to the point of blasphemy.)

6.Military: We believe in a well armed, well maintained military, that may be used to topple particularly oppressive regimes, but will mostly be used for defense.

7. Corporations: Must be regulated to prevent a monopoly and the oppression of the innocent.

8. Morality: Certain things, such as drug use, and to a lesser extent fornication, are an affront to the majority of religions, therefore we support measures to keep society from degenerating into a cesspit of sin. Particularly conservative dress and anti-fornication laws.

9. Marriage: Is between a man and a woman.



Members: Free Shepmagans, Ieuano, Alleghany County

Booooo! You guys suck!

Booooo! You guys suck!

No... Sucking is immoral dear child.

No... Sucking is immoral dear child.
Depends what you're sucking on, really.

Possibly!

There's actually not much I could find myself in opposition to in that post...The anti-fornication laws are a bit much, what if someone's religion allows, if not encourages, fornication??

its still a relatively liberal manifesto for a conservative theocracy, no?

There's actually not much I could find myself in opposition to in that post...The anti-fornication laws are a bit much, what if someone's religion allows, if not encourages, fornication??

its still a relatively liberal manifesto for a conservative theocracy, no?

Well we have to play it fair. And I can't bring myself to be anymore fundie then this, however irreverent it may be.

What's with these political party threads all of a sudden? Is there another NSG election or something?

No... Sucking is immoral dear child.

It all depends on what you are sucking. :eek:

What's with these political party threads all of a sudden? Is there another NSG election or something?
Nothing much going on in the world, perhaps?

Depends what you're sucking on, really.

Damn, I came in second. Damn :p

What's with these political party threads all of a sudden? Is there another NSG election or something?

Hopefully.:p

What's with these political party threads all of a sudden? Is there another NSG election or something?

Yes!

WTF is the NSG election?

(I apologize for my noobitude)

There's actually not much I could find myself in opposition to in that post...The anti-fornication laws are a bit much, what if someone's religion allows, if not encourages, fornication??

its still a relatively liberal manifesto for a conservative theocracy, no?

Well, at least they did not ban mastrubation...hmmm....hmmm...*takes matters into his own hands....*

WTF is the NSG election?

(I apologize for my noobitude)
Political parties are made.

These then get to talk a bit in the NSG Parliament.

That is all.

Well, at least they did not ban mastrubation...hmmm....hmmm...*takes matters into his own hands....*
Enough of this smut!

You'll go blind/it'll fall off etc.

*edits*

Nice touch with the "being so preoccupied that you can't even spell masturbation properly" element, though, I must add :p

What's with these political party threads all of a sudden? Is there another NSG election or something?

USA 2006 ELECTIONS

Well, at least they did not ban mastrubation...hmmm....hmmm...*takes matters into his own hands....*
Dang... that is a glaring omission...

WTF is the NSG election?

(I apologize for my noobitude)

The Nation States General forum elections. I nominate FASS for NSG President.

The Nation States General forum elections. I nominate FASS for NSG President.

Fass left NSG for good like 3 weeks ago......

Enough of this smut!

You'll go blind/it'll fall off etc.

*edits*

Nice touch with the "being so preoccupied that you can't even spell masturbation properly" element, though, I must add :p

*looks at palms....spots warts...* Noo0oo0
Why didn't I listen to my mother? Why?

*looks at palms....spots warts...* Noo0oo0
Why didn't I listen to my mother? Why?

Because you're a sinful heathen?

Fass left NSG for good like 3 weeks ago......

:confused: He was here this morning. :confused:

:confused: He was here this morning. :confused:

Weird...I guess he posted a farewell thread, let Baguetten die, and went back to Fass to post?

:confused:

No... Sucking is immoral dear child.
I guess if sucking is immoral, then blowing is out of equation as well?

*Passes out the tomatoes...*

*Passes out the tomatoes...*

Why does everyone hate us?

Why does everyone hate us?

Well, you see, you're really asking two questions there. The first question has to do with your-*Gets cut off by huge barrage of thrown tomatoes hitting Free shepmagans.*

I didn't know you were a fundie Shepie. Eww, get away from me!

*Lobs tomatoes at Shepie* :gundge:

I didn't know you were a fundie Shepie. Eww, get away from me!

*Lobs tomatoes at Shepie* :gundge:

I'm not, I just wanted to be different, and this is... different. Personally this party is against almost all of my beliefs.

I will bomb your embassy. with sex.

I will bomb your embassy. with sex.

... how does that work exactly? :p

... how does that work exactly? :p

Classified information. My nation's scientists were the first to succesfully split the Booty.

Classified information. My nation's scientists were the first to succesfully split the Booty.

:eek: But fission of the bo-tay is impossible without heavy thong!

I'm not, I just wanted to be different, and this is... different. Personally this party is against almost all of my beliefs.

You shouldn't post stuff like that. It scares me, I have fundiephobia. I get irrational whenever I see crazy religious talk. :(

You shouldn't post stuff like that. It scares me, I have fundiephobia. I get irrational whenever I see crazy religious talk. :(

Awwwww. I won't do it again, but I fully intend to run this party into the ground.

Awwwww. I won't do it again, but I fully intend to run this party into the ground.

I thought you liked fundies and think they're all sexy, what's with the piss-take? :confused:

:eek: But fission of the bo-tay is impossible without heavy thong!

Nonsense. Now excuse me, I have to go direct a symposium on Science and the Potential for Blindness, with my associate Miss Sakamoto.

I thought you liked fundies and think they're all sexy, what's with the piss-take? :confused:

I get irrational when I'm tired, and anyway I only like one fundie, and she's not on NS. So I have free reign.:p

I second this notion, as I believe that religion is bereft of it's right place in the world,that science and religion can co-excist,to vast extents, I might add, but I am merely waiting, if not that I am already too late, that this brew an insurgency with poor support for the conservative debate and liberal use of misplaced facts and hackneyed catch-phrase-based-arguements.

do you serve cakes at your party meetings? :)

do you serve cakes at your party meetings? :)

Yes. We have potlucks.

do you serve cakes at your party meetings? :)

Neo Kervoskia serves space cakes in his party meetings. ;)

Neo Kervoskia serves space cakes in his party meetings. ;)

We have space Jesus, he simply manifests space cakes.

We have space Jesus, he simply manifests space cakes.

you cant beat that, i may have to meet this space jesus. does he wear a space suit or is his body ok from the vaccum of spcae?

you cant beat that, i may have to meet this space jesus. does he wear a space suit or is his body ok from the vaccum of spcae?

He's ok, but wheres it just cause it looks cool. http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/jesussplash.jpg

does he have a shuttle that he gives free rides in?

i have always wanted to go to pluto with jesus

does he have a shuttle that he gives free rides in?

i have always wanted to go to pluto with jesus

He owns a death star.

1. Life: Human life is sacred

2. Social security: The government has no direct responsibility for charity

Contradiction? ;)

Contradiction? ;)

No, the CHURCH does Charity. :p

... how does that work exactly? :p
Ask Tom Jones, the inventor of the fiendishly powerful Sex Bomb.

Ask Tom Jones, the inventor of the fiendishly powerful Sex Bomb.

THAT NAME IS FORBIDDEN. Lol.

I second this notion, as I believe that religion is bereft of it's right place in the world,that science and religion can co-excist,to vast extents, I might add, but I am merely waiting, if not that I am already too late, that this brew an insurgency with poor support for the conservative debate and liberal use of misplaced facts and hackneyed catch-phrase-based-arguements.
"Liberals" don't use hackneyed catch-phrases. Facts are also not misplaced, they are useful.

Conservatives are the ones that oft are found to be reciting whatever they have been told by the people in power.

No, the CHURCH does Charity. :p

So the government legislates directly to protect the 'sanctity of marriage' and even to enforce 'modesty in dress' but not to preserve human life? The preservation of human life is to be outsourced to charities which, by their very nature, can only offer aid on an ad hoc basis?

Methinks your priorities are screwed up my friend.

I want to join this, i want to vote for all the wrong things... woo abortion!

I want to join this, i want to vote for all the wrong things... woo abortion!

... Welcome aboard.

I'll join the party.

I'll join the party.

Welcome aboard.

3. Races: All humans were created equally. As such, reparations and affirmative action are useless and wrong.

Ditto for segregation, I suppose?

Ditto for segregation, I suppose?

Duh. If you want segregation talk to the national socialists.

What about the use of Affirmitive Action/reparations policies to remedy the effects of segregation in individual cases? If, for example, a person was deliberately denied an education due to the segregationist policies of a party in power. Now that person is uneducated for reasons not of his/her own making. How is that remedied? Or is that a case of "not my problem"?

So this is the Hezbollah party? The Party of God?

What about the use of Affirmitive Action/reparations policies to remedy the effects of segregation in individual cases? If, for example, a person was deliberately denied an education due to the segregationist policies of a party in power. Now that person is uneducated for reasons not of his/her own making. How is that remedied? Or is that a case of "not my problem"?

Not my problem. :D

So this is the Hezbollah party? The Party of God?

Sure, why not.

How can you have no restrictions on freedom of speech but stop people from dressing how they please?

How can you have no restrictions on freedom of speech but stop people from dressing how they please?

It sounds strange, yes, but it isn't really.
The logic is that the party is in favor of things that would be good for religion in general. So: You can say whatever you want, since it's all blasphamy to somebody else anyway, but you can't dress however you want, since there's a general concensus on that among most religions.

While I don't really like the emphasis on religion. As of right now, this appears to be the lesser/least of all evils. So I'm in if you want me.

Why not just ally yourselves with the Sharia Islam party? You probably agree on most issues.

While I don't really like the emphasis on religion. As of right now, this appears to be the lesser/least of all evils. So I'm in if you want me.
If you wanna join, you're welcome to.
Why not just ally yourselves with the Sharia Islam party? You probably agree on most issues.
Yeah, we probably will... might have to take a show of hands or something.

Why not just ally yourselves with the Sharia Islam party? You probably agree on most issues.
Please. Let's keep this party multi- & inter-religious.

Can i join this party?

Can i join this party?
Sure!
It's not nearly so strong as I would like, but I'll join.

Any suggestions for how to improve it? Anyone?

The Religious Conservative party.

Mission statement: To protect the interests of all religions of the world, mostly the Abrahamic ones.

1. Life: Human life is sacred, anything possessing the human genome is human, and it’s rights must be respected, if a person takes away another’s right to life, he forfeits his own.

2. Social security: The government has no direct responsibility for charity, as this task falls to the church.

3. Races: All humans were created equally. As such, reparations and affirmative action are useless and wrong.

4. Education: Education is an important part of a child’s life. Funding for education is extremely important, as is making sure that science is not idolized. Religion and science must be given equal time in the classroom.

5. Civil liberties: The freedom to exercise religion and freedom of speech are essential to a healthy government. As such we will support civil liberties that do not offend most religions to the best of our ability. (Note: since worship of one religion is blasphemy to another, we will make no restrictions on freedom of speech, even to the point of blasphemy.)

6.Military: We believe in a well armed, well maintained military, that may be used to topple particularly oppressive regimes, but will mostly be used for defense.

7. Corporations: Must be regulated to prevent a monopoly and the oppression of the innocent.

8. Morality: Certain things, such as drug use, and to a lesser extent fornication, are an affront to the majority of religions, therefore we support measures to keep society from degenerating into a cesspit of sin. Particularly conservative dress and anti-fornication laws.

9. Marriage: Is between a man and a woman.



Clause 1 of this manifesto is UnChristian as it breaches the sixth commandment - 'though shalt not kill', not 'though shalt not kill unless a properly constituted jury and/or judge decides within the legal framework of a nation's recognised judicial system. Note also that the New Testament admonition to turn the other cheek replaces the Old Testament vow to extract an eye for an eye.

Clause 2 is not biblically justifiable since Christ admonished us to 'render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's', which clearly included tax, which a democratically elected government should be free to use for charity if that was part of its manifesto.

Clause 6 also breaches the sixth commandment as it states that the RCP believes that killing people through the application of armed force is justifiable. Never mind the bit about turning the other cheek

Despite what heretical American fundamentalists would have us believe, Christianity is inherently a left wing pacificist religion, and this manifesto therefore runs counter to the true spirit of Christianity.

I quite like Clause 7, though.

lol at teh totalitarians.

Sure!


Any suggestions for how to improve it? Anyone?

Well, since you're mocking theocracy, I've removed my request to join.

I'm very much pro-union of Church and state. Or rather, making state subservient to the Church.

What is the stance on abortion? totally against or only in cases of rape and if the mother's life is in danger?

I withdrawl my membership of the party.

Your party has won 2 seats in Parliament. The results can be found here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11772706&postcount=140).

Please decide upon 2 MPs, and announce them here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502218) as soon as possible.

Your party has won 2 seats in Parliament. The results can be found here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11772706&postcount=140).

Please decide upon 2 MPs, and announce them here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502218) as soon as possible.

A reminder to ask you to please decide on your MPs quickly. We are waiting on you and the Freedom, Environment and Science Party in order to open Parliament. Thank you.