Favo[u]rite Freudian Strip
Neo Kervoskia
09-09-2006, 22:51
~Thread dedicated to Cabra West for being a woman~
the preacher that said "they pinched tits"
Serving God never felt so good :D
Ah, Freudian slips, where you say one thing and mean your mother- I mean, another!
Neo Kervoskia
09-09-2006, 23:04
Ah, Freudian slips, where you say one thing and mean your mother- I mean, another!
Ah, my mother, now there was a man of distinction.
Sarkhaan
09-09-2006, 23:13
"And I wish all of the graduates great sex.....success in the future."
"And I wish all of the graduates great sex.....success in the future."
Haha. I love that one.
[NS:]Begoner21
09-09-2006, 23:22
Well, Spoonerisms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism) aren't really Freudian slips, but they are funny nonetheless:
The Lord is a shoving leopard.
It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.
Mardon me padam, this pie is occupewed. Can I sew you to another sheet?
You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain.
Let us raise our glasses to the queer old Dean.
Soviestan
09-09-2006, 23:25
Do you want some penis...um peanuts. excuse me *backs away slowly*
Pantylvania
10-09-2006, 03:37
"We will not have an all volunteer army." ---George W Bush
Kinda Sensible people
10-09-2006, 03:43
"Thus is it true that while evolution occurs in all orgasms- I mean organisms!"
It really happened...
Smunkeeville
10-09-2006, 03:46
not sure if it counts but my church choir director says all sorts of perverted things........by accident.
"isn't it great when we call come together? it makes me happy"
"don't breathe so loud they will hear you coming"
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 03:49
My sister, whilst lecturing students in psychoanalysis, found herself repeatedly saying 'uncuntscious'.
Make of that what you will.
I also fondly remember my old deputy headmaster warning us in assembly of 'those who will lead us into bondage'. Needless to say much teenage tittering followed.
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
10-09-2006, 03:49
I need a floppy dick.... no, wait FLOPPY DISK!