NationStates Jolt Archive


Adopt A Noob Foundation

Vodka-stonia
09-09-2006, 21:01
http://www.darkdemon.org/pivotview.php?id=4197
Tell me if this works, and Post whether you want to be an ADOPTER
or an ADOPTEE
Toremal
09-09-2006, 21:05
Tell me if this works

It says that the file no longer exists.
Vodka-stonia
09-09-2006, 21:20
Damn, i watched it from the website and it was all crapped up...can anyone help?
Vodka-stonia
10-09-2006, 01:28
Bump (sorry for doublepost
Darknovae
10-09-2006, 01:31
I'm not interested in the adoption aspect of it, but I will donate money and school supplies nonetheless. :)
Liberated New Ireland
10-09-2006, 01:32
I'll donate trebuchets and gasoline. :D
Utracia
10-09-2006, 01:37
What the hell was that?
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 01:40
What the hell was that?

That was the latest episode of Worker & Parasite reimagined for the new century, that's what.
IL Ruffino
10-09-2006, 01:40
Dial-up.
Call to power
10-09-2006, 01:44
A noob NSG'er how do they need adopting? (well I could teach them about the world but where is the fun in that?)

as for looking after I.I freaks no I couldn't give a rats arse
Vacuumhead
10-09-2006, 01:46
A noob NSG'er how do they need adopting? (well I could teach them about the world but where is the fun in that?)

as for looking after I.I freaks no I couldn't give a rats arse

Adopt me. Teach me all you know. I want to grow up to be just like you. :)
Call to power
10-09-2006, 01:52
Adopt me. Teach me all you know. I want to grow up to be just like you. :)

if all else fails just copy someone with a bigger post count that is all you need young grasshopper
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 02:11
Adopt me. Teach me all you know. I want to grow up to be just like you. :)

Meh. You wouldn't survive the beatings.
Vacuumhead
10-09-2006, 02:14
if all else fails just copy someone with a bigger post count that is all you need young grasshopper
I'll take your advise...
Meh. You wouldn't survive the beatings.
You wouldn't beat me, I'm too cute. :)

Mmm...you have a sexy postcount. *Stalks*
Galloism
10-09-2006, 02:26
I'll donate trebuchets and gasoline. :D

I volunteer as a noob.
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-09-2006, 02:52
Why can't they learn about NS the way we all did, on the mean streets of NS General?
The Beautiful Darkness
10-09-2006, 02:56
I'll take your advice...

You wouldn't beat me, I'm too cute. :)

Mmm...you have a sexy postcount. *Stalks*

So a large postcount = sexy? o_O
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 02:57
Why can't they learn about NS the way we all did, on the mean streets of NS General?

And down these mean streets a man must go yadda yadda yadda...
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 02:58
So a large postcount = sexy? o_O

And thus did Vacuumhead become known as the [NS] Size Queen.
Bumboat
10-09-2006, 03:39
So a large postcount = sexy? o_O

That's just one reason you're sexy TBD! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Shazbotdom
10-09-2006, 03:43
OOC:
I think your layers on your Flash file are all messed up. That and the file format is nothing that i recognise. I could make a new flash file for you, but it might take a little bit.
Neo Kervoskia
10-09-2006, 03:46
I've been here nearly 2 years. Can I still be adopted?
Vacuumhead
10-09-2006, 04:16
So a large postcount = sexy? o_O
It must be. Why else would the pathetic little snot get any female attention? Unless you thought it was his postwhoring and smilie spam that was sexy?

:confused:
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-09-2006, 04:19
Is there a post count cut-off for being a noob? How does one qualify?
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 04:21
Is there a post count cut-off for being a noob? How does one qualify?

"If you have to ask, you'll never know".

EDIT: noobiness (if it does indeed exist) is psychologically defined, not numerically.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-09-2006, 05:00
needs work - i can hardly tell what is going on - flashing single letters of words in a row doesnt really allow for readable text
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
10-09-2006, 05:09
bodies without organs is the only one on the thread who i think i really older than me, but i couldn't really adopt anyone unless they wanted to know how to hang around for 3 years in complete obscurity by going through an endless succession of nations and posting in short spurts followed by months of silence.
Big Jim P
10-09-2006, 06:16
Been here more than three years, and I don't need to have no little n00b rugrat around to cramp my style.:p
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
10-09-2006, 06:55
Been here more than three years, and I don't need to have no little n00b rugrat around to cramp my style.:p

your n00b would probably get it all wrong anyway... follow you around wearing fishnet arm stockings and hot topic bondage pants and misquote marilyn manson lyrics when you asked him for an analysis of crowley vs. levay.
Big Jim P
10-09-2006, 07:11
your n00b would probably get it all wrong anyway... follow you around wearing fishnet arm stockings and hot topic bondage pants and misquote marilyn manson lyrics when you asked him for an analysis of crowley vs. levay.

:eek:
Bodies Without Organs
10-09-2006, 12:23
bodies without organs is the only one on the thread who i think i really older than me, but i couldn't really adopt anyone unless they wanted to know how to hang around for 3 years in complete obscurity by going through an endless succession of nations and posting in short spurts followed by months of silence.

On the contrary, your survival without getting banned by the at times hypersensitive mods is a testament to the fact that you have much to teach. Dangerous knowledge, though.

(assuming that you were once known as SSDV, amongst other things)
Jello Biafra
10-09-2006, 12:49
"If you have to ask, you'll never know".

EDIT: noobiness (if it does indeed exist) is psychologically defined, not numerically.Oh, damn, I was assuming that anyone younger than oneself is a n00b.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-09-2006, 12:59
Shot who in the what-now?

Ive been here since march 2003.

(This was a replacement nation for one that got teh DEAT.)
Vodka-stonia
12-09-2006, 00:30
.:BUMP:.
I replaced the link. Check it out :p
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
12-09-2006, 03:18
On the contrary, your survival without getting banned by the at times hypersensitive mods is a testament to the fact that you have much to teach. Dangerous knowledge, though.

(assuming that you were once known as SSDV, amongst other things)

ssdv did get axed for having an offensive national animal, and i did once get a 2 week forum ban for something... can't quite remember what or as who... you actually remember ssdv? i'm touched:D
Vodka-stonia
17-09-2006, 19:25
OOC:
I think your layers on your Flash file are all messed up. That and the file format is nothing that i recognise. I could make a new flash file for you, but it might take a little bit.\
I didnt use flash, foo!
I use Pivot!
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