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Well, I ust got into the hotel room after quite an intersting night with some old friends. I'm waiting for the shower. I already took one earlier, but my scalp still feels gritty and I'm finding little lumps of mud and dirt in the most interesting crevices. I now have about four hours before I have to get up and do it again tomorrow. :)

I did not get struck in the groin in the last 24 hours, but I did receive a threat of a "crowbar vasectomy". This was after, in a feat of uncommunicated timing, one of my friends grabbed another and I stuffed an open ketchup bottle into the waistband of his pants(upside down) and punched it. We almost got thrown out of a bar when one of my friends threw a dart at me and it stuck in my left arm. I can't tell you how much that stings. :(

Well, shower is free. I'll try to re-us this thread tomorrow. 'Night, all. :)

You're washing it off?

Why? :D

You're washing it off?

Why? :D

Because I don't want to get thrown out of another hotel. :)

And I assume this is a quiet night for you?

Bravo Sir!

By punching the ketchup bottle, you did what any real friend would to another, if there was a bottle of ketchup in thier pants.

I hope, however, it was the plastic squeezable kind, and not the glass bottle ones.

You been Drinking, taken a few hits to the head recently?

A dart in the arm. :eek:

And I assume this is a quiet night for you?

Average. :)

Bravo Sir!

By punching the ketchup bottle, you did what any real friend would to another, if there was a bottle of ketchup in thier pants.

I hope, however, it was the plastic squeezable kind, and not the glass bottle ones.

Glass?!? Egad, no! What kind of friend do you think I am?!? :eek:

;)

Well, I ust got into the hotel room after quite an intersting night with some old friends. I'm waiting for the shower. I already took one earlier, but my scalp still feels gritty and I'm finding little lumps of mud and dirt in the most interesting crevices. I now have about four hours before I have to get up and do it again tomorrow. :)

I did not get struck in the groin in the last 24 hours, but I did receive a threat of a "crowbar vasectomy". This was after, in a feat of uncommunicated timing, one of my friends grabbed another and I stuffed an open ketchup bottle into the waistband of his pants(upside down) and punched it. We almost got thrown out of a bar when one of my friends threw a dart at me and it stuck in my left arm. I can't tell you how much that stings. :(

Well, shower is free. I'll try to re-us this thread tomorrow. 'Night, all. :)
i'm so glad i'm not one of your friends :p

A dart in the arm. :eek:

DOn't act so shocked. Certainly everybody has been struck with a dart before. :p

Because I don't want to get thrown out of another hotel. :)
That implies you've been kicked out of other hotels. Why did that happen? But more importantly, you did behave like rockstars, right? Right? :D

(And you wondered why I was expecting pain in every thread you post in! :p)

That implies you've been kicked out of other hotels. Why did that happen? But more importantly, you did behave like rockstars, right? Right? :D

(And you wondered why I was expecting pain in every thread you post in! :p)

There was an incident in my youth at a Holiday Inn involving jumping out of a second-story window, some broken furniture and a naked adventure in the swimming pool and lobby. :p

Glass?!? Egad, no! What kind of friend do you think I am?!? :eek:

;)

The kind who has possession of a bottle of chloroform?

Has anyone ever seen a guy with a dart in the head?

The kind who has possession of a bottle of chloroform?

I knock out one friend, seal him in a full-body cast and tickle-torture him for a few hours and I'm branded for life. :rolleyes:

Has anyone ever seen a guy with a dart in the head?

I'm sure it's been done, but not by or to me. :p

Well, I'm off. Talk to you guys later. :)

There was an incident in my youth at a Holiday Inn involving jumping out of a second-story window, some broken furniture and a naked adventure in the swimming pool and lobby. :p
Aha!!!

Have fun and stay save. And please, protect yourself :D
Has anyone ever seen a guy with a dart in the head?
My sister's host-dad in NYC still has a scar right between his eyes, center forehead, where he got struck by a dart on a bachelor's party. :p

I knock out one friend, seal him in a full-body cast and tickle-torture him for a few hours and I'm branded for life. :rolleyes:

Uhh....

Well....


Heh.

I'm sure it's been done, but not by or to me. :p

Well, I'm off. Talk to you guys later. :)
Yeah i've heard a story of a guy copping a dart to the head but never ever seen it myself.
My sister's host-dad in NYC still has a scar right between his eyes, center forehead, where he got struck by a dart on a bachelor's party.:p
Wow, impressive.

Ow. Yeah. Darts in the arm sting.

I knock out one friend, seal him in a full-body cast and tickle-torture him for a few hours and I'm branded for life. :rolleyes:

heh, well


Where did you get the full body cast?

heh, well


Where did you get the full body cast?

His spare maybe?

Yeah i've heard a story of a guy copping a dart to the head but never ever seen it myself.

Wow, impressive.
Ph-tock! :eek:

He said that it just stuck there, everyone turned really quiet, and he could feel blood trickle down his nose. Then everybody started laughing and continued drinking... well, after he pulled it out.

To this day he's glad he didn't lose an eye or something...

Well, we've been eliminated. We didn't do too well this year. I suspect that married life has slowed a couple of my friends down a bit, and then there's age creeping up on us, and the female players on our team wren't anywhere near as athletic as last year( My wife was awesome this year. Pity she couldn't play ths year. :( ).

I just got out of the shower and I'm waiting for Ape to get done so we can check out some of the other events. Synchronized mud swimming is hilarious I'm told. I've never seen it.

A dart in the arm. :eek:

Dont be a pussy. It wasnt like it was a lawn dart or anything

Has anyone ever seen a guy with a dart in the head?

Seen it? I am that guy!

Bravo Sir!

By punching the ketchup bottle, you did what any real friend would to another, if there was a bottle of ketchup in thier pants.

I hope, however, it was the plastic squeezable kind, and not the glass bottle ones.
Next time, don't forget the mustartd and mayo...

Well, we've been eliminated. We didn't do too well this year. I suspect that married life has slowed a couple of my friends down a bit, and then there's age creeping up on us, and the female players on our team wren't anywhere near as athletic as last year( My wife was awesome this year. Pity she couldn't play ths year. :( ).

I just got out of the shower and I'm waiting for Ape to get done so we can check out some of the other events. Synchronized mud swimming is hilarious I'm told. I've never seen it.

now that will get it in every orfice! :D :D

heh, well


Where did you get the full body cast?

Sure, I tell you, then you tell someone else. The next thing I know, half of public school kids are unable to move!

...

Hmm...

On second thought... :D

Any thread by LG with the word "orifice" in the title frightens me. :p

Sure, I tell you, then you tell someone else. The next thing I know, half of public school kids are unable to move!

...

Hmm...

On second thought... :D

Full body casts are easy to get when you are plastered.

Any thread by LG with the word "orifice" in the title frightens me. :p

WHich was, of course, half the fun. :)

A dart in the arm. :eek:

there are worse places to get darted... and I can guess that some of those places on LG WERE darted at one time or another. :D :D :D

there are worse places to get darted... and I can guess that some of those places on LG WERE darted at one time or another. :D :D :D

........probably by him!:p :D :p

there are worse places to get darted... and I can guess that some of those places on LG WERE darted at one time or another. :D :D :D

I'd rather not talk about it. :(

I'd rather not talk about it. :(

I said I was sorry... I really didn't know that the tranq gun was loaded.

I said I was sorry... I really didn't know that the tranq gun was loaded.

They were numb all day. :(

That implies you've been kicked out of other hotels.

This surprises you? WHY????

Ph-tock! :eek:

He said that it just stuck there, everyone turned really quiet, and he could feel blood trickle down his nose. Then everybody started laughing and continued drinking... well, after he pulled it out.

To this day he's glad he didn't lose an eye or something...

One of my MD friends (neurosurgeon) here had to deal with a similar situation - just on a larger scale. A kid on the local athletics team took a javelin between the eyes at practice one afternoon. Everything turned out fine, andf the kid got off with just some stitches and a headache. But the real story was getting him into the ambulance...

Well, we've been eliminated. We didn't do too well this year. I suspect that married life has slowed a couple of my friends down a bit, and then there's age creeping up on us, and the female players on our team wren't anywhere near as athletic as last year( My wife was awesome this year. Pity she couldn't play ths year. :( ).

I just got out of the shower and I'm waiting for Ape to get done so we can check out some of the other events. Synchronized mud swimming is hilarious I'm told. I've never seen it.

Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you had fun though. :D

Any thread by LG with the word "orifice" in the title frightens me. :p

As it should.

One of my MD friends (neurosurgeon) here had to deal with a similar situation - just on a larger scale. A kid on the local athletics team took a javelin between the eyes at practice one afternoon. Everything turned out fine, andf the kid got off with just some stitches and a headache. But the real story was getting him into the ambulance...

I'm allowed to laugh at that right? Bwahaha!

I'm allowed to laugh at that right? Bwahaha!

Oh yes. We did.

And having a neurosurgeon for a pal is sometimes quite entertaining - there was the time he gave me a walkthrough of the video of an operation he'd performed earlier in the day that he was reviewing. In a bar. On a largish screen TV. That was intertesting, as well as a good laugh everytime another regular arrived, looked up, and slowly realised what was on TV. :D

This surprises you? WHY????
Oh, it doesn't! I just thought it to be nicer to simply hint at this implication rather than saying I didn't expect anything else ;)
One of my MD friends (neurosurgeon) here had to deal with a similar situation - just on a larger scale. A kid on the local athletics team took a javelin between the eyes at practice one afternoon. Everything turned out fine, andf the kid got off with just some stitches and a headache. But the real story was getting him into the ambulance...
Woah, I've seen quite some things during my term as a paramedic, but that is something new! :eek:
Best friend of mine was into athletics as well, and performing decathlons, he of course had to do javelin as well. Well, joking and fooling around leads to him being stuck through the shoe, nailed to the ground. His big luck: The spear went in between his toes - but from the side it looked like his foot had been impailed.
That cured them for good to joke around with those pointy objects... :D

Any thread by LG with the word "orifice" in the title frightens me. :p
ah, i see this place hasn't changed that much since the last time i was here.
on topic, i'd have to say that watching the mud swimming sounds like fun, though it'd not be fun washing yourself off. washing other people off on the other hand... :D

ah, i see this place hasn't changed that much since the last time i was here.
on topic, i'd have to say that watching the mud swimming sounds like fun, though it'd not be fun washing yourself off. washing other people off on the other hand... :D

They had facilities on site for washing off. *nod* :)