May the force be with you..... IN HELL!!!!!
Drunk commies deleted
08-09-2006, 23:51
Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now. Do you have a collection of the Star Wars figures and idols? Do you watch the Star Wars- religiously? No Force can help you, White side or Black. Armies fight Babylon, the towers exploded - the battle of Armageddon is soon, but you must decide! Turn your back on fantasy movies and give yourself to the only real faith – the truth of JESUS.http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/
Holy crap! I thought this had to be a joke site, but now I think they're serious.
United Chicken Kleptos
08-09-2006, 23:54
LMAO!!!
That site is so old. I've seen it a lot. I love it.
And no, it's a joke site. :D
Wow, Star Wars conspiracy theorists.
http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/
Holy crap! I thought this had to be a joke site, but now I think they're serious.
You never know. But when did they say that the Force was more powerful than God? And don't they know that Star Wars doesn't have transporters?
Chumblywumbly
08-09-2006, 23:56
Ahhh, Jack Chick. Is not even poor R2 safe from your deamon-obsessed mind?
whats really disturbing is that wouldn't of surprised me if it was real...especially after the whole "harry potter is leading our children into the wages of sin and damnation" thing
Drunk commies deleted
08-09-2006, 23:58
whats really disturbing is that wouldn't of surprised me if it was real...especially after the whole "harry potter is leading our children into the wages of sin and damnation" thing
Yeah, uh, sorry about that one. Turned out to be a false alarm.
Yeah, uh, sorry about that one. Turned out to be a false alarm.
I kind of figured it was a joke from the start, but this is pretty unequivocal proof:
"Is that Jesus in your pants, or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?
$13.99 + shipping"
Send one of those to Fred Phelps...his rod of God could use some work.
Chumblywumbly
09-09-2006, 00:01
whats really disturbing is that wouldn’t of surprised me if it was real...
I’m afraid (terrified, actually) it is. The site’s creators are aligned with a Mr. Jack Chick, one particularly deluded member of humanity.
Linky (http://www.chick.com/default.asp)
EDIT>> Ok, I was fooled. Vetalia was right, the Jesus boxers give it away. They're merely parodying Mr. Chick's bizzare, doom-laden comic strips. My sweet space saga is safe from demonic possesion.
Seriously though, read some of the comics at the site I've linked above; you'll see why I was so easily duped at the mention of Chick's name.
A pitchfork coming out of R2D2? I don't like that... disturbing.
God may bring fire and brimstone, but Yoda would kick any preacher's ass any day. Jedi wins my bet.
Wilgrove
09-09-2006, 00:39
I like this
http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/JT-undies.jpg
along with this.
Is that Jesus in your pants, or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?