Ginnoria
08-09-2006, 20:47
Spongebob Squarepants Forcibly Converted To Islam
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA - Spongebob Squarepants, the immensely popular children's cartoon character seen on Nikelodeon, was converted to the Islamic religion at gunpoint in an unplanned segment of the show yesterday.
The scene was broadcasted live on national television, where Mr. Squarepants was shown bound to a chair, with masked men surrounding him with firearms, serrated knives, and hair dryers. The television icon was then forced by his captors to utter a pledge to Allah, and profess his loyalty to the terrorists' cause.
"There is no god but Allah," Wept Squarepants, wincing as a blast of hot air hit his bruised face. "Mohammed is his prophet." His captors, who had appeared to have tortured Squarepants beforehand by denying him water, were unidentified, but are believed to be members of the radical Al-Falfa terrorist network. How the men gained entry to the Niceklodeon broadcasting studio in Burbank is still unknown. Once inside, they stormed to set, abducted Squarepants and proceeded to shoot the nearby camera men to death. While Squarepants remains a hostage, local police have surrounded the building and have secured every exit.
White House official Anthony Galvin spoke briefly about the situation, calling it a "typical operation" for Al-Falfa and their ilk. "Their objectives have always been to frighten and intimidate Western nations," Galvin said to reporters. "Now, they extend to battle to touch our impressionable children, in a sick attempt to twist their minds to their perverted version of Islam. Rest assured, they will be brought to justice."
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA - Spongebob Squarepants, the immensely popular children's cartoon character seen on Nikelodeon, was converted to the Islamic religion at gunpoint in an unplanned segment of the show yesterday.
The scene was broadcasted live on national television, where Mr. Squarepants was shown bound to a chair, with masked men surrounding him with firearms, serrated knives, and hair dryers. The television icon was then forced by his captors to utter a pledge to Allah, and profess his loyalty to the terrorists' cause.
"There is no god but Allah," Wept Squarepants, wincing as a blast of hot air hit his bruised face. "Mohammed is his prophet." His captors, who had appeared to have tortured Squarepants beforehand by denying him water, were unidentified, but are believed to be members of the radical Al-Falfa terrorist network. How the men gained entry to the Niceklodeon broadcasting studio in Burbank is still unknown. Once inside, they stormed to set, abducted Squarepants and proceeded to shoot the nearby camera men to death. While Squarepants remains a hostage, local police have surrounded the building and have secured every exit.
White House official Anthony Galvin spoke briefly about the situation, calling it a "typical operation" for Al-Falfa and their ilk. "Their objectives have always been to frighten and intimidate Western nations," Galvin said to reporters. "Now, they extend to battle to touch our impressionable children, in a sick attempt to twist their minds to their perverted version of Islam. Rest assured, they will be brought to justice."