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Gods appointed messenger Fred Phelps has come out and blasted the two heathen comedians John Stewart and Steven Colbert. Listens to gods message (http://youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs)
to America.

Oh...dear...god. Well, I guess it isn't anything new from him.

That's it!

Stewart and Colbert for 08! :D

Is it just me, or does he seem somewhat drunk in this video?

maybe its just the accent and the craziness.

OMG, he's still babbling in the background, but I HAD to post: "... and they were toast" - illustrated with a picture of a piece of toast!?! ROFLMAO. :D

Why, the Daily Show won't even have to mock this, they can just take it as it is. As parodies go, you can't top this.


ETA: "For more information go to godhatesfags.com, godhatesamerica.com, and priestsrapeboys.com". Holy fucking shit - couldn't make it up if you wanted to. :eek:

My favourite is [his anti-Sweden site].

Phelps is hoping the Daily Show will feature him and thus get him fame and attention and the perverse sense of legitimacy that he desires.

Me thinks Phelps is a gay. He needs to come out of the closet and have fun with it.

I feel like calling a little fire and brimstone of my own when I hear crap like this.

Me thinks Phelps is a gay. He needs to come out of the closet and have fun with it.

Too old. Too ugly. Even as an open gay person he couldn't get any.

"For more information go to godhatesfags.com, godhatesamerica.com, and priestsrapeboys.com".

The last one is new to me. Doesn't this guy have a hobby or something? Oh wait, being a fanatical nut job and pissing everyone off IS his hobby.

OMG, he's still babbling in the background, but I HAD to post: "... and they were toast" - illustrated with a picture of a piece of toast!?! ROFLMAO. :D

Why, the Daily Show won't even have to mock this, they can just take it as it is. As parodies go, you can't top this.


ETA: "For more information go to godhatesfags.com, godhatesamerica.com, and priestsrapeboys.com". Holy fucking shit - couldn't make it up if you wanted to. :eek:

psst, I don't think you're supposed to link his sites.

psst, I don't think you're supposed to link his sites.

Who cares? Nobody's going to them. Even if they do, it's most likely going to be to flame the forums (do they have forums?).

Who cares? Nobody's going to them. Even if they do, it's most likely going to be to flame the forums (do they have forums?).
Mods care. Soviestan is right. There's a pretty firm ban on linking Phelps.

Mods care. Soviestan is right. There's a pretty firm ban on linking Phelps.

Why? He's funny.

Mods care. Soviestan is right. There's a pretty firm ban on linking Phelps.

I could understand if it was like an advertisement or linking him in a positive light, but mocking him with it?

Ok, this is just sad. Even for him.

"The next morning, all the citizens of Sodom and Gammorrah were *toast*!"

lol, anyone else get a kick out of the sub-window of a slice of toast :p

what a fool

Hail thee, satanic spirit of mockery, and thine disciples, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert!

Man, sometimes I just wish He would strike down on those who use His name in vain, like this babbeling idiot does.

Preaching hatred in the name of God? I smell old man roasting on hellfires!

So we'll be turned into toast? I want butter on me!

He spreads chaos in the bad way.

Fred Phelps, wife beater, child abuser, drug addict and more.

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm#CHAPTER%20ONE

Fred Phelps, wife beater, child abuser, drug addict and more.

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm#CHAPTER%20ONE

Sin-sational!

I have a question, if America is Doomed, then, why is he still here? Why don't him and his family pack up and go away?

I have a question, if America is Doomed, then, why is he still here? Why don't him and his family pack up and go away?

Only his goodness saves you.

Only his goodness saves you.

If that counts as Goodness, then I would rather be a homosexual Somonite Wiccan than to join that.

" Good Eveniing you Godless Sominites!"

This guy never was hugged when he was a child and had no friends.

psst, I don't think you're supposed to link his sites.

Mods care. Soviestan is right. There's a pretty firm ban on linking Phelps.
Thanks for the heads up, but I hadn't put them in as links anyway. Not because I knew about that ban but because I wanted to draw attention to the names, not get people to visit his sites.

But if it's allowed to link the youtube video in the first place, then I fail to see how it would be okay to let us listen to them giving us the urls, plus showing us the urls in the video, yet not be okay for us to quote the names of the urls.

Oh dearie dearie me... How that man creeps me out :(

Mad as a hatter, he is!

I have a question, if America is Doomed, then, why is he still here? Why don't him and his family pack up and go away?

It's like that bumper sticker I see "In case of rapture, this vehicle will be driverless" or something like that. He has no worries now does he? ;)

i smell a new episode of celebrity death match.

i smell a new episode of celebrity death match.

Is that what that smell is? I though someone had crapped his pants.

Is that what that smell is? I though someone had crapped his pants.

As long as one wears depends, then its ok for them to crap in their pants. -nods-

Wait...You guys actually didn't expect this? Wow... :p

How's that for mockery!

Also, never heard him speak before. Always thought he'd sound, y'know, just a little bit crazier.

His voice is really annoying. I found myself laughing and cringing at the same time.

i smell a new episode of celebrity death match.

Bring back Celebrity Death Match. So much more material.

Hail thee, satanic spirit of mockery, and thine disciples, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert!

Man, sometimes I just wish He would strike down on those who use His name in vain, like this babbeling idiot does.

Preaching hatred in the name of God? I smell old man roasting on hellfires!

If we lived before Christ, this would be the watchword. But since His coming, I think Phelps has forgotten that God is somewhat more forgiving of our transgressions...which Freddie seems so keen to overlook in getting his message of hate and merciless God rhetoric across...

Me thinks Phelps is a gay. He needs to come out of the closet and have fun with it.


There was a study that showed that 80% of really anti-gay straight men are as turned on by straight porn and girl-on-girl porn as they are by man-on-man porn. Of course, they deny it, but the penis don't lie.

Most non-homophobes either aren't turned on at all by gay porn, or are and admit it, but don't want to do anything about it.

Me thinks Phelps is a gay. He needs to come out of the closet and have fun with it.

I've got it! He went to Sweden and hit on a certain homosexual who used to be on these forums. Said homosexual then proceded to rip Phelps to shreds, forcing him to become bitter against both Sweden and gays.

This is all your fault, Fass.;)

I've got it! He went to Sweden and hit on a certain homosexual who used to be on these forums. Said homosexual then proceded to rip Phelps to shreds, forcing him to become bitter against both Sweden and gays.

This is all your fault, Fass.;)

Lawl, Fass is to blame.

Why? He's funny.

He's strange, smells wierd, hates freedom, and his followers are all mentally disturbed...

But that doesn't mean we can't give him his own radio talk show...

He's strange, smells wierd, hates freedom, and his followers are all mentally disturbed...

But that doesn't mean we can't give him his own radio talk show...

That would be the lowest rated radio talk show in the world. Only his family would tune in.

God shall smite ye all, you's evil fag enablers! The God of Hatred seethes with anger at your sins! :eek: Burn heathens, BURN!!!ONE!11!1!!!!ONE!!!1!

It's like that bumper sticker I see "In case of rapture, this vehicle will be driverless" or something like that. He has no worries now does he? ;)

Unless God is royality pissed off at him for saying all this stuff in his name.

Unless God is royality pissed off at him for saying all this stuff in his name.

Surely everything he declares is exactly what God wants! :eek: :p

Surely everything he declares is exactly what God wants! :eek: :p

Hell if that's God, then I'm turning Atheist right now lol.

Surely everything he declares is exactly what God wants! :eek: :p
Fag enabling fools!

Hell if that's God, then I'm turning Atheist right now lol.

Well the Bible does say that homosexuality brings the death sentence.

Which brings the lovely execution meathod: stoning.

Fag enabling fools!

Hide your children! Homos are coming! :eek:

Well the Bible does say that homosexuality brings the death sentence.

Which brings the lovely execution meathod: stoning.

Yea, but that was in the OT, Christians are susspose to follow NT.

Hide your children! Homos are coming! :eek:
Burns them says I! They be's no match for ours intellects!

Gods appointed messenger Fred Phelps has come out and blasted the two heathen comedians John Stewart and Steven Colbert. Listens to gods message (http://youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs)
to America.

You know that this will not go unanswered. :)

Yea, but that was in the OT, Christians are susspose to follow NT.
Any rational Christian would realise this. They don't fit in the category of rational individuals though - hell, calling them homo sapiens may be too much!

Fred Phelps, wife beater, child abuser, drug addict and more.

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm#CHAPTER%20ONE

And that's him on a good day.

Yea, but that was in the OT, Christians are susspose to follow NT.

Christians are supposed to follow both. Christ says as much that he isn't destroying the old law. Besides, if the OT is obsolete, keeping it in the Bible would be pretty pointless. Christians should be able to disaprove of something without going into hatred and fear but many are incapable of that. Hate the sin but love the sinner doesn't really register with some "godly" people.

Christians are supposed to follow both. Jesus says as much that he isn't destroying the old law. Besides, if the OT is obsolete, keeping it in the Bible would be pretty pointless.
The NT contradicts most of the OT, so I would say it takes precedence.

That blokes a loony. I add my vote to those who giggled lots when he put up a photo of a piece of toastto emphasise someone getting smote. My bible history is rubbish, am I right to assume that people living in a place called Sodom were supposedly the first to do bum sex, at least according to the Old Test? Then God killed ALL of them. Harsh.

All he needs is a grass skirt and a bone through his nose as He commands us to toss our virgins into the volcano to appease the Angry Volcano God. :p

The NT contradicts most of the OT, so I would say it takes precedence.

In some places, others are just people reading what they want to read. Like the idea that they don't have to follow the Ten Commandments anymore? :rolleyes:

I wonder why he did thought people would take him seriously when he put up that picture of a toast when talking about people getting toasted.

I wonder why he did thought people would take him seriously when he put up that picture of a toast when talking about people getting toasted.

Maybe he hates toast too.

I like toast. It's warm and crispy. :)

That blokes a loony. I add my vote to those who giggled lots when he put up a photo of a piece of toastto emphasise someone getting smote. My bible history is rubbish, am I right to assume that people living in a place called Sodom were supposedly the first to do bum sex, at least according to the Old Test? Then God killed ALL of them. Harsh.

I went and read that bit once, to find out what people were talking about when they use Sodom as an argument against homosexuality. Apparently, all the men in the village raped a couple male angels, and so god destroyed the city.

I like the background....

I will always scoff-mock Fred Phelps, if he keeps making hilarious/tragically stupid material like this.

My favourite is [his anti-Sweden site].

Well the guy is clearly a nut bag. But I can understand the anti-Swede site. Clearly he is on to something there.

Well the guy is clearly a nut bag. But I can understand the anti-Swede site. Clearly he is on to something there.

Poor Swedes. What have they ever done to anyone? Most Americans probably couldn't find them on the map. (Then again, most Americans can't find anything on a map, so that's not saying much.)