Yourtube needs to die, a rant
[NS:]Harmonia Mortus Redux
08-09-2006, 02:28
Seriously. I get it people, the monkey peeing into its own mouth is the absolute peak of hilarity which will never be exceeded, and the man who hits a curb with his bike and slams his crotch into the handlebars is amusing, and you think Bush is an idiot.
NOW STOP SENDING ME AIM MESSAGES EVERY TWO SECONDS WITH A LINK TO SOME STUPID MOVIE. NOW.
I swear Im going to find the Yourtube admin and destroy his computer, and possibly break his fingers. And then I will break the fingers of every other person associated with the site. And then I will pee on their computers.
*slowly trails off into growling*
Er...
Youtube isn't the problem. The idiot's messaging you are. Odds are they would do it with or without Youtube.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-09-2006, 02:32
Harmonia Mortus Redux;11652717']I swear Im going to find the Yourtube admin and destroy his computer, and possibly break his fingers. And then I will break the fingers of every other person associated with the site. And then I will pee on their computers.
I don't know, that sounds a bit cruel and needlessly sadistic. Wouldn't it be much more sensible and ethical merely to hunt down everyone who has ever sent you one of these videos, chop off their heads with an axe, and then shove the severed head up their anus?
Montacanos
08-09-2006, 02:33
I love Youtube. I think it's a truly great resource. Ive never seen that monkey video, but I did see "Vader Sessions" and I loved that.
Fleckenstein
08-09-2006, 02:35
Youtube is teh uberkewl.
And the problem is idiots.
Neo Undelia
08-09-2006, 02:50
Youtube loves you anyway, but you still make Baby Newgrounds cry.:(
Get rid of AIM and everything else that stinks of AOL and you will be free of this unbearable burden.
Demented Hamsters
08-09-2006, 03:22
Harmonia Mortus Redux;11652717']I swear Im going to find the Yourtube admin and destroy his computer, and possibly break his fingers. And then I will break the fingers of every other person associated with the site. And then I will pee on their computers.
*slowly trails off into growling*
So if you do pee on a computer, make darn sure it's unplugged first. You might get a nasty shock where you least want one.
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So if you do pee on a computer, make darn sure it's unplugged first. You might get a nasty shock where you least want one.
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...uh...no you won't. The stream is disconnected, even if it appears steady. It's thusly unable to conduct the electricity.
Er...
Youtube isn't the problem. The idiot's messaging you are. Odds are they would do it with or without Youtube.
and the fact that looking at any link would reveal the "YouTube" in the addy.... that should be a BIG tip off... :rolleyes:
...uh...no you won't. The stream is disconnected, even if it appears steady. It's thusly unable to conduct the electricity.
unless he's peeing from a distance of 6 inches away...
yes, I watch Mythbusters too.
UpwardThrust
08-09-2006, 05:16
...uh...no you won't. The stream is disconnected, even if it appears steady. It's thusly unable to conduct the electricity.
I have seen the mythbusters ... an episode I disagree with
Personal experience peeing on an electric fence on the farm
They did SOMETHING wrong or the fact that when it is cranked up to 1000+ volts things change
I have seen the mythbusters ... an episode I disagree with
Personal experience peeing on an electric fence on the farm
They did SOMETHING wrong or the fact that when it is cranked up to 1000+ volts things change
Hmm...interesting, interesting. Tell us more.
I hate YouTube, love Google video.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2087192624265886477
O IS DAT SUM ANNOYING LINX?
Neo Undelia
08-09-2006, 06:20
I have seen the mythbusters ... an episode I disagree with
Personal experience peeing on an electric fence on the farm
They did SOMETHING wrong or the fact that when it is cranked up to 1000+ volts things change
Ouch.
I trust there was no permanent damage?
Texoma Land
08-09-2006, 06:42
I have seen the mythbusters ... an episode I disagree with
Personal experience peeing on an electric fence on the farm
They did SOMETHING wrong or the fact that when it is cranked up to 1000+ volts things change
Indeed. Many a farm boy has had that unplesant experience. And shortly there after, his friends. ;)
Lord-General Drache
08-09-2006, 07:00
I hate YouTube, love Google video.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2087192624265886477
O IS DAT SUM ANNOYING LINX?
o lawd, is dat a /b/tard posting on NS?
Also, OP. Seriously. If you don't like Youtube, don't click on the link, and blame people like your friends for thinking it's hilarious. It's not just anonymous people out there, y'know.
Edit: I'll get you, desuite. Anonymous is legion, anonymous never forgives and never forgets!
Desudesudesu, etc etc etc.
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.
Desudesudesu, etc etc etc.
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.
That's it, thread over. And if the thread's not over, then it shall be desudesudesudesudesudesu
lol, now I'm going to have to mention this place in the invasion board. xD
Lord-General Drache
08-09-2006, 07:12
lol, now I'm going to have to mention this place in the invasion board. xD
GTFO, 7chan user.
Also, bad idea to say that *on the board you're gonna invade*, n00b. There's a mod conspiracy here, and I think candlejack's in on
I can't post on 7chan. I'm b&.
Demented Hamsters
08-09-2006, 09:05
Indeed. Many a farm boy has had that unplesant experience. And shortly there after, his friends. ;)
HAving born witness to such an event, I can assure you that the poor victims 'friends' were having something other than an unpleasant experience.
Rolling about the paddock in hysterics is closer to the mark.