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Paris Hilton, explaining why she was driving drunk the other night...
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-09-07T172857Z_01_N07221779_RTRUKOC_0_US-HILTON.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

"I had one margarita (and) was starving because I had not eaten all day," she said. "Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger."

ummmm... yeah...

What a lovely name for a burger place. And with Paris Hilton as a regular guest...

In her defense, she weighs about three pounds. One margarita on an empty stomach could put her over .08

In her defense, she weighs about three pounds. One margarita on an empty stomach could put her over .08

Yeah, I was thinking that my penis would come all the way out the other side of her.

the old In & Out...real savage-like.


I cant picture her eating a burger. A sausage maybe, but no burger.

And by the way, In-n-Out burgers are the best fast food burgers on earth.

But didn't she do a commercial for Hardee's/Carl's Jr? What's she doing going to the competition? :p

And by the way, In-n-Out burgers are the best fast food burgers on earth.

But didn't she do a commercial for Hardee's/Carl's Jr? What's she doing going to the competition? :p

Absolutely. In 'N Out rules all burgers as the king of all!

And by the way, In-n-Out burgers are the best fast food burgers on earth.

No one that thin eats burgers.

In 'N Out rulez!

http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/innout100x100.jpg

Why can't Paris Hilton just shut the hell up? There are too many celebs as there is we don't need to add to the problem by adding a subspecies of her kind as well.

Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

the old In & Out...real savage-like.


I cant picture her eating a burger. A sausage maybe, but no burger.

http://hcgtv.com/media/rated/paris_carl.jpg

http://hcgtv.com/media/rated/paris_carl.jpg

Still can't imagine her actually eating it.

http://hcgtv.com/media/rated/paris_carl.jpg


As Paris would say in her own words, "That's Hot".

Still can't imagine her actually eating it.

http://noelio.blogia.com/upload/20060416202838-paris-hilton-burger.jpg

:p

And by the way, In-n-Out burgers are the best fast food burgers on earth.

But didn't she do a commercial for Hardee's/Carl's Jr? What's she doing going to the competition? :pAbsolutely. In 'N Out rules all burgers as the king of all!

The only chain I actually wish was in Santa Cruz...so tasty. It's actually a good thing I can only get it when I'm out of town...

Paris Hilton, explaining why she was whoring for attention the other night...
Fixed :)

She may be dim, but I would so lay the pipe in that any day. She's freakin' hot in person. I see her from time to time because she likes this restaraunt that my dad has his weekly business lunch at on Sunset Blvd. I usually go to it about once a month and sometimes she's there. TV does not do her justice.

She may be dim, but I would so lay the pipe in that any day. She's freakin' hot in person. I see her from time to time because she likes this restaraunt that my dad has his weekly business lunch at on Sunset Blvd. I usually go to it about once a month and sometimes she's there. TV does not do her justice.

Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.
Goldstein: The things I would eat out of her ass! You have no idea!
Rosenberg: Ugh! That is a completely vulgar statement.
Goldstein: So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
Rosenberg: Touché.

Jeez, you'd think she would be dead by now. I mean she's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

In her defense, she weighs about three pounds. One margarita on an empty stomach could put her over .08

Looking at a picture of a margarita would put her over .08. And yeah, you'd think a place called "In-n-Out" would feature hot dogs and brats and sausages. I mean, it happened in California, didn't it?

And by the way, In-n-Out burgers are the best fast food burgers on earth.
Hell yeah they are.

Looking at a picture of a margarita would put her over .08. And yeah, you'd think a place called "In-n-Out" would feature hot dogs and brats and sausages. I mean, it happened in California, didn't it?
In 'n Out opened in 1948. (http://www.in-n-out.com/history.asp)

Looking at a picture of a margarita would put her over .08. And yeah, you'd think a place called "In-n-Out" would feature hot dogs and brats and sausages. I mean, it happened in California, didn't it?

San Fransisco is juts a small part of California. And, trust me, youneed to have an In 'N Out burger.

In 'n Out opened in 1948. (http://www.in-n-out.com/history.asp)

I was just on their site and got driving directions to get to their Sunset Blvd. location. It would take me almost 41 hours of driving to get there. Might make for a good road trip.

My first In-N-Out burger was in Gilroy, California.

Tasty burger. Not my favourite part of California, though.

I was just on their site and got driving directions to get to their Sunset Blvd. location. It would take me almost 41 hours of driving to get there. Might make for a good road trip.

It's a good burger...not that good, but good.

I was just on their site and got driving directions to get to their Sunset Blvd. location. It would take me almost 41 hours of driving to get there. Might make for a good road trip.

At least you have a car to drive 41 hours in...

I was just on their site and got driving directions to get to their Sunset Blvd. location. It would take me almost 41 hours of driving to get there. Might make for a good road trip.

There are a few in Las Vegas. Might be good enough for that drive. Check out the one on campus at UNLV. Used to eat there every night after we went to the bar. http://www.necroticobsession.com/bb/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

My first In-N-Out burger was in Gilroy, California.

Tasty burger. Not my favourite part of California, though.
I don't think Gilroy is anyone's favourite part of California. :p

when I used to eat meat, In-N-Out was thee place to go for a good burger (yum yum yum). They now have at least two in Vegas where I still go for milkshakes and some tastey grilled cheese sammiches.

Their fries suck though.

It's a good burger...not that good, but good.

Maybe not, but it seems like a fun trip.

when I used to eat meat, In-N-Out was thee place to go for a good burger (yum yum yum). They now have at least two in Vegas where I still go for milkshakes and some tastey grilled cheese sammiches.

Their fries suck though.

Yes! Even when I was a vegetarian I used to eat those grill cheeses! I would get three or four and BAM! they were good!

Maybe not, but it seems like a fun trip.

I go to the one on Sunset for lunch about every other week.

I don't think Gilroy is anyone's favourite part of California. :p

Ahh, the odor of garlic is just permeating the monitor.

In her defense, she weighs about three pounds. One margarita on an empty stomach could put her over .08

How does that defend her? She knows she is light. She knew she had not eaten all day. She should have either not had the drink, or found another way to her burger.

Their fries suck though.

Totally! What's up with that? They slice the potatoes on the spot and everything, but they end up tasting like those potato stix snack thingy that people use to top caserols. I don't understand why their fries suck, but they sure as hell do. Maybe it's a law of the universe, you can only have a finite amount of awesome on a fast food plate, and the burger just takes up too much of the awesome.

Ahh, the odor of garlic is just permeating the monitor.

Oh, now I get it. I couldn't place the name, but I'll be damned if I haven't driven through there. :p

Oh, now I get it. I couldn't place the name, but I'll be damned if I haven't driven through there. :p
Yep, good old Gilroy, home to the Gilroy Garlic Festival. To this day I don't understand why anyone would want garlic ice cream.

Oh, now I get it. I couldn't place the name, but I'll be damned if I haven't driven through there. :p

How is it that you've been to more of California than I have?

Oh, right...I just sit here...

How does that defend her? She knows she is light. She knew she had not eaten all day. She should have either not had the drink, or found another way to her burger.

I don't know. I guess when it's so easy to get drunk off of one drink it almost seems like drunkeness is accidental. When it takes four or five drinks it seems like you had to actually try to get drunk.

Totally! What's up with that? They slice the potatoes on the spot and everything, but they end up tasting like those potato stix snack thingy that people use to top caserols. I don't understand why their fries suck, but they sure as hell do. Maybe it's a law of the universe, you can only have a finite amount of awesome on a fast food plate, and the burger just takes up too much of the awesome.

Thats the big mystery for me too - when you cut the fries yourself, shouldn't they taste fresh instead of extra gross? Maybe they use some kind of crappy oil to cook them in or something.

Yep, good old Gilroy, home to the Gilroy Garlic Festival. To this day I don't understand why anyone would want garlic ice cream. Heh. We actually have a restaurant here that specializes in all things garlic and they have garlic icecream, too. I quite positive I won't ever feel an urge to go there and try it. :p

How is it that you've been to more of California than I have?

Oh, right...I just sit here...
Bah, don't worry. I haven't seen anything of where I live, either. If I ever move, the final few weeks will be packed with all those things I "always wanted to do" but never did those last ten years... :rolleyes:

Yep, good old Gilroy, home to the Gilroy Garlic Festival. To this day I don't understand why anyone would want garlic ice cream.

That happens around my birthday. I keep wanting to go because garlic makes everything better (well, I'll give you the ice cream thing, except in that Iron Chef/Soft Shell Crab Ice Cream kinda way...) but I never do. But I don't. I've only done Gilroy at 70mph.

Heh. We actually have a restaurant here that specializes in all things garlic and they have garlic icecream, too. I quite positive I won't ever feel an urge to go there and try it. :p


Bah, don't worry. I haven't seen anything of where I live, either. If I ever move, the final few weeks will be packed with all those things I "always wanted to do" but never did those last ten years... :rolleyes:

I remember that place. Right on the highway. After I left Monterey and moved to Georgia, I made a business trip back and took a colleague to see Gilroy. We stopped at that restaurant and he bought a garlic wreath. He just packed it in his luggage, though, and didn't wrap or seal it in anything. It didn't take long to find his bag at the baggage claim after we returned to Atlanta.

When properly roasted, garlic becomes sweet and mild tasting. I could see it working as an ice cream flavoring. Perhaps it wouldn't be my favorite, but I don't think it would be revolting.

That happens around my birthday. I keep wanting to go because garlic makes everything better (well, I'll give you the ice cream thing, except in that Iron Chef/Soft Shell Crab Ice Cream kinda way...) but I never do. But I don't. I've only done Gilroy at 70mph.
I went shopping at the outlet stores there once. I was only there for an hour and a half or so, but I reeked of garlic when I got home. Never would have thought I'd have hair that smelled like garlic, but I did.

When properly roasted, garlic becomes sweet and mild tasting. I could see it working as an ice cream flavoring. Perhaps it wouldn't be my favorite, but I don't think it would be revolting.
Mmm, roasted garlic. With brie, on crackers. Now I'm hungry.

It didn't take long to find his bag at the baggage claim after we returned to Atlanta.
I went shopping at the outlet stores there once. I was only there for an hour and a half or so, but I reeked of garlic when I got home. Never would have thought I'd have hair that smelled like garlic, but I did.
Heh. :p It wasn't that bad when I drove through - maybe the wrong (or right, rather) time of year. I found driving through miles and miles of brussels sprouts smell much worse.

I don't know. I guess when it's so easy to get drunk off of one drink it almost seems like drunkeness is accidental. When it takes four or five drinks it seems like you had to actually try to get drunk.

Even if she wasn't trying to get drunk, I'm quite certain she could have afforded a cab.

Sometimes I can have one drink and feel tipsy. Other times I might drink three before I feel it. But I don't drink at all if I don't have some sort of plan to either stay there long enough to sober up, have someone else drive me, or call a cab. I expect the same of any adult. And I don't feel the least bit sorry for anyone who doesn't.

Since the Clockwork Orange gag has arisen:

Unneeded Airhead: (to officer) Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising pulling-over?

Officer: You were speeding.

Paris: Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my stomach so I had to eat. Initiative comes to thems that can't wait at all. And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have a burger right down there on the freeway in the old in-out... real savage.

Officer: What? Explain the situation.

Paris: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well. It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the burger. I were feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. I've only had a margherita.

Officer: In-and-out burger? Seriously?

Paris: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it is gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It's like a cut of rarest-cooked heaven beef with, like silvery cheese flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. Last time, as I slooshied, I knew such lovely burger baps!

Officer: ...Right.

Since the Clockwork Orange gag has arisen:

Unneeded Airhead: (to officer) Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising pulling-over?

Officer: You were speeding.

Paris: Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my stomach so I had to eat. Initiative comes to thems that can't wait at all. And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have a burger right down there on the freeway in the old in-out... real savage.

Officer: What? Explain the situation.

Paris: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well. It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the burger. I were feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. I've only had a margherita.

Officer: In-and-out burger? Seriously?

Paris: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it is gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It's like a cut of rarest-cooked heaven beef with, like silvery cheese flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. Last time, as I slooshied, I knew such lovely burger baps!

Officer: ...Right.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

My first In-N-Out burger was in Gilroy, California.

Tasty burger. Not my favourite part of California, though.

The garlic festival makes up for all of Gilroy's shortcomings. Hollister on the other hand.....

Even if she wasn't trying to get drunk, I'm quite certain she could have afforded a cab.

Sometimes I can have one drink and feel tipsy. Other times I might drink three before I feel it. But I don't drink at all if I don't have some sort of plan to either stay there long enough to sober up, have someone else drive me, or call a cab. I expect the same of any adult. And I don't feel the least bit sorry for anyone who doesn't.
This is silly. Why do we care for a moment what Paris Hilton does? Ever. Talk about a waste of bandwidth.

This is silly. Why do we care for a moment what Paris Hilton does? Ever. Talk about a waste of bandwidth.

For one thing, as insane as it sounds (and is), millions of young girls look up to her as a role model.

And, personally, I care about any idiot who drinks and drives. They are endangering other people.

This is silly. Why do we care for a moment what Paris Hilton does? Ever. Talk about a waste of bandwidth.

This thread is more about In 'N Out burgers than about Paris Hilton.

This thread is more about In 'N Out burgers than about Paris Hilton.

That is not a waste of time or bandwidth. Just the parts that discuss the unremarkable Ms H.

For one thing, as insane as it sounds (and is), millions of young girls look up to her as a role model.

And, personally, I care about any idiot who drinks and drives. They are endangering other people.
Lord, what ages are these poor girls? It seems like my daughters have managed to avoid considering Ms H. as anything but another oddity of nature.

Lord, what ages are these poor girls? It seems like my daughters have managed to avoid considering Ms H. as anything but another oddity of nature.

She's apparently really popular with the same general age group as boy bands and the like - 10-15ish.

This is silly. Why do we care for a moment what Paris Hilton does? Ever. Talk about a waste of bandwidth.

Cmon now it is a nice break from the George Bush is evil and let's nuke Iran threads....