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Father of 37 decides that's enough.

Drunk commies deleted
07-09-2006, 15:21
This Argentinian dude fathered 37 kids and now has decided he's got enough offspring. Rather than cranking out more and starting his own small town he's decided he wants a vasectomy. Only problem is that his state doesn't allow vasectomies. Personally I think he should be encouraged to stop breeding.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1985183.html?menu=
Demented Hamsters
07-09-2006, 15:23
I'm surprised none of his ex's or his current missus hadn't already taken matters (so to speak) into their own hands and given him an impromtu vasectomy.


(Insert usual quip about Catholicism here)
Cluichstan
07-09-2006, 15:32
Ananova stories scare me. :p
Khadgar
07-09-2006, 15:36
This Argentinian dude fathered 37 kids and now has decided he's got enough offspring. Rather than cranking out more and starting his own small town he's decided he wants a vasectomy. Only problem is that his state doesn't allow vasectomies. Personally I think he should be encouraged to stop breeding.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1985183.html?menu=

Time to introduce the missus to the joys of anal sex.
Isiseye
07-09-2006, 15:38
This Argentinian dude fathered 37 kids and now has decided he's got enough offspring. Rather than cranking out more and starting his own small town he's decided he wants a vasectomy. Only problem is that his state doesn't allow vasectomies. Personally I think he should be encouraged to stop breeding.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1985183.html?menu=



I hope it wasn't with the same women.
Demented Hamsters
07-09-2006, 15:38
Time to introduce the missus to the joys of anal sex.
What?! And have her start giving birth to lawyers and politicians?
Drunk commies deleted
07-09-2006, 15:40
Time to introduce the missus to the joys of anal sex.

It's anal night at my house. I've got to go home and punish the wife. -Ari "hug it out bitch" Gold from Entourage
Khadgar
07-09-2006, 15:40
What?! And have her start giving birth to lawyers and politicians?

Oral sex? Everyone loves Fellatio!
Isiseye
07-09-2006, 15:44
What?! And have her start giving birth to lawyers and politicians?

?????????????
Kanabia
07-09-2006, 15:53
What?! And have her start giving birth to lawyers and politicians?

Ahahahahahahahahaha! :D
Utracia
07-09-2006, 15:55
This Argentinian dude fathered 37 kids and now has decided he's got enough offspring. Rather than cranking out more and starting his own small town he's decided he wants a vasectomy. Only problem is that his state doesn't allow vasectomies. Personally I think he should be encouraged to stop breeding.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1985183.html?menu=

You are really enjoying spitting out these crazy threads aren't you? :D

What?! And have her start giving birth to lawyers and politicians?

That is just.... bad.

*giggles uncontrollably*
Republica de Tropico
07-09-2006, 17:19
37!? In a row?
Sumamba Buwhan
07-09-2006, 17:43
I decided to stop having children before I even start (vasectomy on the 15th of Sept. - w00t)
Wilgrove
07-09-2006, 17:50
What?! And have her start giving birth to lawyers and politicians?

LOL!
Antikythera
07-09-2006, 21:34
I decided to stop having children before I even start (vasectomy on the 15th of Sept. - w00t)
why would you want to do that?

and holy cow!!! 37 kids that is way to bazzar i would love to know how old they all are.
Liberated New Ireland
07-09-2006, 21:36
I decided to stop having children before I even start (vasectomy on the 15th of Sept. - w00t)

Well, I hope you enjoy your last 8 days of manhood. :D
Sumamba Buwhan
07-09-2006, 21:43
Well, I hope you enjoy your last 8 days of manhood. :D

huh?
Liberated New Ireland
07-09-2006, 21:44
huh?

jk
Republica de Tropico
07-09-2006, 21:45
Well, I hope you enjoy your last 8 days of manhood. :D

What, only a man who can father children is a man? Does that apply to women too, do you think women who can't have children aren't real women? Huh? HUH?

:p
Irate Moas
07-09-2006, 21:57
What, only a man who can father children is a man? Does that apply to women too, do you think women who can't have children aren't real women? Huh? HUH?

:p

Nah. They're real women, they're just not very good at being women.
Dinaverg
07-09-2006, 22:16
Nah. They're real women, they're just not very good at being women.

*flees*
Irate Moas
07-09-2006, 22:18
*flees*

Hurrah. My fake objectifying of both genders as only for breeding purposes made someone flee!

Er... that's good, right?
Sumamba Buwhan
07-09-2006, 22:21
jk

Im slow today I just figured out what you meant.

I was first wondering if you thought I would still be potent for 8 days after the vasectomy but in reality it can be 6 weeks or more. :(

Although I was never al that good at manhood in the first place - it's a bit too hairy and sporty for me.