Should there be a National Walk-around-naked-with-a-stiffy Day?
Multiland
07-09-2006, 14:03
Who thinks there should be?
It wouldn't harm anyone (whatever conservatives tell you, just LOOKING at a naked dude with a boner won't traumatise a person even if they've been brought up in a conservative household) and I'm very proud of my body and I'd love to show off the size of my erection, so I'm all for such a day :)
Lunatic Goofballs
07-09-2006, 14:10
Who thinks there should be?
It wouldn't harm anyone (whatever conservatives tell you, just LOOKING at a naked dude with a boner won't traumatise a person even if they've been brought up in a conservative household) and I'm very proud of my body and I'd love to show off the size of my erection, so I'm all for such a day :)
A few problems with this:
Only half the people on Earth can participate. ...I hope! :eek:
Maintaining an erection all day is difficult without medication unless you're fifteen. :p
Safety concerns; You could poke an eye out with that thing!
Other safety concerns; Elevator doors. :(
I'm afraid there are lots of logistical issues to work out. *nod*
Smunkeeville
07-09-2006, 14:16
uh.........can't we just celebrate at home?
some of those peni (that's plural for penis?) are uh.......unattractive.
Keruvalia
07-09-2006, 14:17
Things like this lead to spontaneous human combustion.
Other safety concerns; Elevator doors. :(
OUCH! Ouchouchouchouchouchouchouch!
That does not even bare thinking of.
some of those peni (that's plural for penis?) are uh.......unattractive.
Actually, it's penes since the nominative form is penis.
If it was "penus", it would be "peni". Thank God for four years of Latin...
Trilateral Commission
07-09-2006, 14:20
Penises is the plural of penis. We''re speaking English here, not Latin or Greek!
Call to power
07-09-2006, 14:21
but it gets cold in England :(
Also what do we do about mass blue balls?
Penises is the plural of penis. We''re speaking English here, not Latin or Greek!
It can be either penises or penes. The cool kids use Latin.
Keruvalia
07-09-2006, 14:22
Penises is the plural of penis. We''re speaking English here, not Latin or Greek!
I dunno ... if I saw a bunch in one place, I'd be more likely to say, "Look at all that penis!"
Maybe penis is the plural of penis.
*shrug*
Smunkeeville
07-09-2006, 14:26
Actually, it's penes since the nominative form is penis.
If it was "penus", it would be "peni". Thank God for four years of Latin...
yep, you are right.
LiberationFrequency
07-09-2006, 14:30
Screw this idea!
Say no to penis envy!
Andaluciae
07-09-2006, 14:33
No! Then you'll all be shocked, amazed and depressed when you witness the might of my 'stiffy'. You might just kill yourselves out of feelings of inadequacy.
Keruvalia
07-09-2006, 14:35
Screw this idea!
Say no to penis envy!
Oh I don't know .... men are so obsessed with size, might do them some good to realise that, regardless of what they've heard in the locker room, 9 inches is *not* average.
Kraggistan
07-09-2006, 14:35
Why not have a "National walk around naked" day? Then both female, male and alien can participate.
No! Then you'll all be shocked, amazed and depressed when you witness the might of my 'stiffy'. You might just kill yourselves out of feelings of inadequacy.
I don't know, if I saw some guy walking around naked with a monstrous erection I wouldn't be impressed, I'd be terrified.
LiberationFrequency
07-09-2006, 14:36
Oh I don't know .... men are so obsessed with size, might do them some good to realise that, regardless of what they've heard in the locker room, 9 inches is *not* average.
Yeah but generally only the guys with far from the average would participate in this day
Keruvalia
07-09-2006, 14:38
Then both female, male and alien can participate.
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Keruvalia
07-09-2006, 14:39
Yeah but generally only the guys with far from the average would participate in this day
Hrmmmm ... you may be right. After all, those thousands of men with 6 inches who bragged to their buddies about 10 would have some explaining to do. ;)
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Intestinal fluids
07-09-2006, 14:45
Sounds like someone needs to get laid more and think about running around showing your penis off less.
Ultraextreme Sanity
07-09-2006, 15:03
Should there be a National Walk-around-naked-with-a-stiffy Day?
This could be a very sticky question .
Who thinks there should be?
It wouldn't harm anyone (whatever conservatives tell you, just LOOKING at a naked dude with a boner won't traumatise a person even if they've been brought up in a conservative household) and I'm very proud of my body and I'd love to show off the size of my erection, so I'm all for such a day :)
Ya sure I need a laugh! 'Is that all there is? Jez a lego man is built better than you!'
Farnhamia
07-09-2006, 15:21
Why not have a "National walk around naked" day? Then both female, male and alien can participate.
An excellent idea. National Nude Day. Over on the Literotica site they already celebrate that with a story contest.
Yeah but generally only the guys with far from the average would participate in this day
Sad but true. The same people who think spandex is a good fashion choice.
Ashmoria
07-09-2006, 15:25
eewwwwww NO!
i think that it should be illegal for men to wear speedos at the beach, i certainly dont want to see them walking around nekkid.
those who walk around naked are bound to eventually sit down. *shudder*
and finally, it would have to be a federal holiday. men would spend all day arguing whose is better. no work would get done and its likely that fights would break out all over the world.
Farnhamia
07-09-2006, 15:29
men would spend all day arguing whose is better. no work would get done and its likely that fights would break out all over the world.
And men beating each other up over the size of their virile members is bad because? It might eliminate a few from the gene pool, you know.
LiberationFrequency
07-09-2006, 15:32
I think it would stop violence, who wants to fight another naked man?
*Except for the British Marines
men would spend all day arguing whose is better. no work would get done and its likely that fights would break out all over the world.
Excluding gay men (cos this kind of holiday would be like 10 xmases all piled into 1! incidently..would straight men mind gay men ogling at their manhood?!), so excluding gay men would men really fight each other naked? I mean it could result in bodily touchings, spillages etc.......
Farnhamia
07-09-2006, 15:38
Excluding gay men (cos this kind of holiday would be like 10 xmases all piled into 1! incidently..would straight men mind gay men ogling at their manhood?!), so excluding gay men would men really fight each other naked? I mean it could result in bodily touchings, spillages etc.......
We might have to close the bars to prevent it. Given enough liquor, people will do just about anything.
Ashmoria
07-09-2006, 15:44
And men beating each other up over the size of their virile members is bad because? It might eliminate a few from the gene pool, you know.
i doubt that it would be a fight to the death except in those men who live a violent lifestyle already or those who are extremely attached to being macho.
hmmmm maybe women could get together and give prizes to those with the most impressive equipment (not ME, id stay home with the curtain closed) then the rest of the year men could wear the medal received as an endorsement for any woman thinking of getting intimately involved with him. it could be a truth in advertising sort of thing.