There's No Such Thing as a Free Naked Chick
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2006, 10:18
And it's hard to stuff BMWs into a g-string... (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1982323.html)
The trio took off their clothes and started washing each other at the man-made Balashikh beach on the Moscow River in the capital.
But as passing businessmen stopped and left their cars to watch the free strip show a gang of thieves made off with their luxury cars.
How is this plan pitched? And would it have made the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds better? "50 cars in one night? We're gonna need to get Sway a rolling clothes rack and a boom box."
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 10:19
WHAT?!
Are you telling me these coupons you gave me are worthless?!
Nebulasia
07-09-2006, 10:20
Although it's morally wrong to steal cars and for that SHAME on them... but damn that was a pretty cool plan, you have to hand it to them!
Was there ever such thing as a free naked chick?
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2006, 10:23
WHAT?!
Are you telling me these coupons you gave me are worthless?!
Read the fine print
1 (one) FREE! Naked Chick
with jackin' of yo' ride
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 10:25
Read the fine print
1 (one) FREE! Naked Chick
with jackin' of yo' ride
But I get to keep the girl, right?
I mean, Ive been digging this sub-basement for MONTHS!
Cabra West
07-09-2006, 10:27
Was there ever such thing as a free naked chick?
:eek:
But... I'm a naked chick and I'm free....
Callisdrun
07-09-2006, 10:28
Was there ever such thing as a free naked chick?
Only on national geographic.
Deep Kimchi
07-09-2006, 10:28
:eek:
But... I'm a naked chick and I'm free....
And several thousand kilometers away...
Turquoise Days
07-09-2006, 10:29
It's a funny old world.
The Infinite Dunes
07-09-2006, 10:30
DC posted a thread on some guys who found a free naked chick. They seemed to get into trouble with the law though.
Boonytopia
07-09-2006, 10:49
Hah, what a great idea! :)
Boonytopia
07-09-2006, 10:50
DC posted a thread on some guys who found a free naked chick. They seemed to get into trouble with the law though.
Yes, that was very disturbing.
How is this plan pitched? And would it have made the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds better? "50 cars in one night? We're gonna need to get Sphinx a rolling clothes rack and a boom box."
You said you wanted Vinnie Jones for what, exactly?? :confused:
Oh! :eek:
*flees*
Cabra West
07-09-2006, 10:54
And several thousand kilometers away...
So are those chicks in Moscow ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 10:58
:eek:
But... I'm a naked chick and I'm free....
Excellent!
Aside from being my personal love-slave, you will be required to cook, clean, do my laundry, walk my dog, and possibly some windows...
Sound good?
Cabra West
07-09-2006, 11:00
Excellent!
Aside from being my personal love-slave, you will be required to cook, clean, do my laundry, walk my dog, and possibly some windows...
Sound good?
You want me to walk you windows? :eek:
:p
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 11:02
You want me to walk you windows? :eek:
:p
Hmm..
Now that I think about it.....yes.
Preferably naked.
Carisbrooke
07-09-2006, 11:03
I wouldn't have stopped. That's one less Picasso for the car thieves!
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2006, 11:07
You said you wanted Vinnie Jones for what, exactly?? :confused:
Oh! :eek:
*flees*
D'oh! I knew I should have double checked...
Demented Hamsters
07-09-2006, 12:26
And let this be a warning to all!
I was sucked in by that scheme recently.
Three times.
But not any more! I've learnt my lesson.
Plus they don't seem interested in jacking my scooter.
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2006, 12:34
I know what you guys are thinking (because you posted it, but play along...), you're thinking, "Hey, I can stay in the car and watch the naked chicks. And, you know, no prying eyes if I want to have a little 'alone time.'
It won't help you- (http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html)
On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-09-2006, 12:37
Naked chicks shouldn't BE free! They should be strapped down securely for safe keeping. :)
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 12:39
Naked chicks shouldn't BE free! They should be strapped down securely for safe keeping. :)
Exactly....thus the need for the sub-basement!
Lunatic Goofballs
07-09-2006, 12:45
Exactly....thus the need for the sub-basement!
and sound proofing. :)
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2006, 12:48
Naked chicks shouldn't BE free! They should be strapped down securely for safe keeping. :)
Exactly....thus the need for the sub-basement!
and sound proofing. :)
Hold on, I need to write all this down...
Turquoise Days
07-09-2006, 12:48
and sound proofing. :)
*coughs*http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5319214.stm
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 12:48
and sound proofing. :)
Oh..see..I was thinking "Ball gag"..
Hmm...sound proofing, you say...
Lunatic Goofballs
07-09-2006, 12:53
*coughs*http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5319214.stm
Eek! :eek:
Demented Hamsters
07-09-2006, 13:02
Eek! :eek:
I wondered if you knew. It was getting a little too tasteless even by your standards!
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2006, 13:04
I wondered if you knew. It was getting a little too tasteless even by your standards!
Yah, I suppsoe next he'll be making Stingray jokes or something...
Sheesh!
BAD CLOWN!
Lunatic Goofballs
07-09-2006, 13:05
I wondered if you knew. It was getting a little too tasteless even by your standards!
See, thee sort of scenarios are nowhere near as funny when somebody actually goes out and does it! :(
Teh_pantless_hero
07-09-2006, 13:06
Those silly Russians, what won't they do next.
Turquoise Days
07-09-2006, 13:07
See, thee sort of scenarios are nowhere near as funny when somebody actually goes out and does it! :(
I appear to have killed the thread. :( Bad me.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-09-2006, 13:17
I appear to have killed the thread. :( Bad me.
You should have realized that reality had no place here. :p
Bratwurstburg
07-09-2006, 13:26
I always thought that in mother russia, naked chick watches YOU!
And it's hard to stuff BMWs into a g-string... (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1982323.html)
How is this plan pitched? And would it have made the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds better? "50 cars in one night? We're gonna need to get Sway a rolling clothes rack and a boom box."
And that, my dear gentlemen, is why I am, and will remain, sexually innocent.
Was there ever such thing as a free naked chick?If you don't consider time, effort, and charm as a currency, then yes there is such a thing. :p