NationStates Jolt Archive


Superbaby

Rhaomi
07-09-2006, 06:36
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1480/surikb8.png
Apparently Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes have elected to expose their new daughter, Suri, to the limelight, and at the tender age of five months, no less. Does anybody give a damn? Because I'm trying to find a justification for her smug infant face to be plastered all over the TV screens and magazines 24/7.

*grumbles about not being world-famous at birth*

*grumbles about not having a flowing mane of black hair that emits rainbows at birth*
Bookislvakia
07-09-2006, 07:02
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1480/surikb8.png
Apparently Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes have elected to expose their new daughter, Suri, to the limelight, and at the tender age of five months, no less. Does anybody give a damn? Because I'm trying to find a justification for her smug infant face to be plastered all over the TV screens and magazines 24/7.

*grumbles about not being world-famous at birth*

*grumbles about not having a flowing mane of black hair that emits rainbows at birth*

If I could have had a flowing mane of black hair that emitted my own soundtrack...

I can't finish this thought, it went away.
Demented Hamsters
07-09-2006, 07:06
Well you obviously give a damn cause you started a thread about Cruise, the attention-seeking whore whose career is on a downward slide to oblivion, and thus is desperate to get his name and face in the media at every possible opportunity even if it means using the birth of 'his' child.

I hope people picket his appearances with placards reading, "Free Katie Holmes now!"
Plumtopia
07-09-2006, 07:18
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1480/surikb8.png
Apparently Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes have elected to expose their new daughter, Suri, to the limelight, and at the tender age of five months, no less. Does anybody give a damn? Because I'm trying to find a justification for her smug infant face to be plastered all over the TV screens and magazines 24/7.

*grumbles about not being world-famous at birth*

*grumbles about not having a flowing mane of black hair that emits rainbows at birth*

now, if the next lines from the news reporters mouths had been: "And, as you can see, they're going to start off the first course with a vinegrette salad topped with marinated Suri fingers..." :D
Plumtopia
07-09-2006, 07:21
If I could have had a flowing mane of black hair that emitted my own soundtrack...

I can't finish this thought, it went away.

rofl! been hittin the peace pipe or something?
Donkey Kongo
07-09-2006, 07:31
*grumbles about not being world-famous at birth*

*grumbles about not having a flowing mane of black hair that emits rainbows at birth*

Don't go reading Catcher in the Rye and talking to little people, now. Being famous would be awful. Imagine not being able to leave your house with your child for fear of being attacked by people with cameras. Princess Di died that way...
Donkey Kongo
07-09-2006, 07:32
rofl! been hittin the peace pipe or something?

woo! :D :D :D
The Lone Alliance
07-09-2006, 07:54
Bet you she'll have brain issues from the Ultrasounds preformed by an idiot. Opps I meant her father, she might need medication, but their so called "Faith" will blame it on Undead Space Aliens instead.
Plumtopia
07-09-2006, 08:14
Don't go reading Catcher in the Rye and talking to little people, now. Being famous would be awful. Imagine not being able to leave your house with your child for fear of being attacked by people with cameras. Princess Di died that way...

if you wanna get technical, she died from being chased by people with cameras and a driver who had (about) .4 Blood-Alcohol Content! ;)
Callisdrun
07-09-2006, 08:52
Bet you she'll have brain issues from the Ultrasounds preformed by an idiot. Opps I meant her father, she might need medication, but their so called "Faith" will blame it on Undead Space Aliens instead.

Hell, the kid even looks like an alien.
Boonytopia
07-09-2006, 09:58
Jesus only had a golden halo, this kid's got a rainbow one. I'm predicting big things to come. ;)