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Real simple, just make a catchy statement about yourself or your opinions that you'd like people to know.

They can be serious, they can be witty, they can be silly, they can be something that you wouldn't necessarily say in "polite society". It can be political, or decidedly apolitical.

For instance, mine: "Do not attempt to change a prick, for yea, he is a dumbass, and is not worth your time."

Now you.

When it hits the fan, I've got a plan, and that's why I'm a balanced man.

I can't be silenced without violence.

"Well, he's not dead yet. Sorry for the wait, folks."

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

If you can't find the idiots in the world, you're just not looking hard enough.

"A world-wide coalition, that is my mission. Left and Right, join the fight."

Real simple, just make a catchy statement about yourself or your opinions that you'd like people to know.

They can be serious, they can be witty, they can be silly, they can be something that you wouldn't necessarily say in "polite society". It can be political, or decidedly apolitical.

For instance, mine: "Do not attempt to change a prick, for yea, he is a dumbass, and is not worth your time."

Now you.

So we can't change the US governemnt, because it is not worth our time? :confused:

My admontion would be,

"republicans are idiots and so are Democrats. Screw them, go Independent. Better yet, elect <enter NSer here :D>"

This is kinda similar to this:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497098

Hey I wanna update it as well!

Howdy, Pancake.

So we can't change the US governemnt, because it is not worth our time? :confused:

My admontion would be,

"republicans are idiots and so are Democrats. Screw them, go Libertarian. Better yet, elect <enter NSer here :D>"

FIX'd to show my personal bias.

"Ruffy.. down."

Howdy, Pancake.



FIX'd to show my personal bias.

Bah, I was about to put Libertarian, but decided not to. :(

"It's better to have loved and lost than to be robbed, beaten, and left for dead in a muddy ditch." ;)

Bah, I was about to put Libertarian, but decided not to. :(

:D Sometimes I scare myself with my ability to read minds...

I would have to go with the following from my signature:

A good human, is a dead human. Let's improve humanity!

"It's better to have loved and lost than to be robbed, beaten, and left for dead in a muddy ditch." ;)While I have not experienced either, it sounds far more reasonable than the usual version.

"Morality is absolute, it is also irrelevant."

"if you don't wish to live up to other people's standards then quit worrying about what they are"

Opposites attract, that's probably why I'm currently infatuated with a fundie idiot.

Opposites attract, that's probably why I'm currently infatuated with a fundie idiot.

you like me?:eek:































:p

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

"You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser"

you like me?:eek:
:p

No. :p A girl from my baptist school.

No. :p A girl from my baptist school.

oh..........I married a satanist........he converted though. :p it might work, maybe, I mean not likely, but you might be able to work it.

oh..........I married a satanist........he converted though. :p it might work, maybe, I mean not likely, but you might be able to work it.

I am a christian, just not a radical one, so it seems more likely:p

No. :p A girl from my baptist school.

Ah... Baptist schoolgirls. They put the "fun" in "fundie"...

I am a christian, just not a radical one, so it seems more likely:p

yeah, maybe you can use scripture against her. ;)

Ah... Baptist schoolgirls. They put the "fun" in "fundie"...

I thought that was catholics. :p

I thought that was catholics. :p

Meh. People don't really consider the Catholics to be fundies, do they? In fact, I thought the fundies hated Catholics for "worshipping the pope"...

Take that, joking response! :)

Meh. People don't really consider the Catholics to be fundies, do they? In fact, I thought the fundies hated Catholics for "worshipping the pope"...

Take that, joking response! :)

Oh noes. My joking response, it was so young...

Meh. People don't really consider the Catholics to be fundies, do they? In fact, I thought the fundies hated Catholics for "worshipping the pope"...

Take that, joking response! :)

Actually, although the Catholic church is not regarded as fundamentalist. There viewpoints are probably the most fundamentalist out of most of the big churches.

So we can't change the US governemnt, because it is not worth our time? :confused:

We may not be able to "change" them (face it, its futile), but we can most certainly kick their asses out of office if there's enough of us.

Refrigeration. It's what separates man from the animals.

"When life hands you lemons...SQUIRT YOUR ENEMIES IN THE EYE WITH CITRIC ACID!"

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Smells like......Deep Kimchi!


HAH

Zinger!

"That which does not kill me will wish it had."

Live for yourself, as you did before. Cyclic universe FTW.

"I break things with my face" :)

"Voltaire says: 'A witty saying proves nothing.'"