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06-09-2006, 17:55
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NationStates
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NationStates is a game created by our most glorious Australian overlord, Our Most Glorious and Dear Leader of the Vast Realms of the Most Gracious and Faithful Land of NationStates, Lord of the General Forums, High Prince and Protector of the Realm, Viceroy of the Multiverse, Creator of All We See Before Us, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Max Barry to subtly encourage people to read his book Jennifer Government, thereby turning them into Glorious Comrades in the Glorious Communist Revolution to make Glorious Max Barry our total Glorious Leader of Everything Glorious! Although it was initially just a tool to attract more Glorious people to his most Glorious cause, it eventually grew a thriving community. Therefore, he hired a group of the best community members, and called them the NS Moderators.

NationStates is also well known for being awesome. Everyone loves Max Barry and Nationstates. Long live the glorious revolution! Jesus has also been known to visit NationStates from time to time, occasionally RPing in the II forum. He is also a member of the original Invader group the Farkers. Jesus is a rabidly anti ADN , as they are a subersive outcropping of the evil mind of Oprah they seek to destroy the game and reestablish it as the TV talk show sim, UGOGIRL. And allegedly they sold him out to Pharoh for 30 pieces of Silver

Jesus' greatest servant of all time, Jesussaves, was once a regular in the Nationstates general forum. He was known for spreading such wisdom as "AIDS comes from homosexuals placing things into filthy holes" and "I don't care what you think, you can't even spell parrot". The latter quote was in response to someone saying that he was a parody of Evangelical Christians.

However one must exercise caution when visiting the forums. It is said that generalities, a rare sub-species of human, are found there. These creatures ask ridiculous questions and often attempt to start a flame war for no reason. They are attempts to destroy the Glorious community of Our Most Glorious and Dear Leader of the Vast Realms of the Most Gracious and Faithful Land of NationStates, Lord of the General Forums, High Prince and Protector of the Realm, Viceroy of the Multiverse, Creator of All We See Before Us, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Max Barry.

New Caldari plays the game too much!

Players currently playing the game : -2
New Lofeta
06-09-2006, 17:58
You like making threads, don't you?
Kanabia
06-09-2006, 17:58
Well, you have it backed up, so put it up again. *nods*