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Right:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/kecibukia/femtrooper1.jpg

Oh, so wrong (but funny):

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/kecibukia/Darthkitty.jpg

I wanna have sex with that chick.

I wanna have sex with that chick.

Which one?

Which one?

LOL!

The first one. With the costume on (well, as much as can stay on with the important bits exposed). :p

But how do the girls armor protect here from lasergunshots?

In the movies the armor worked as a protection against those shots...


...actually I never saw them protect against that, but at least they protected against rocks and other primitive object. That way they couldn't be beaten by primtive teddybears and such.

Wait aminute. Why did the soldiers actually have armor?

It was form fitting, sorta. and white armor with black trim is so stylish. Plus al that white really set Vader off in his floor length gown and helmet.

The first one is much-good, the second one is evil beyond words.

The first one is much-good, the second one is evil beyond words.

Yeah, if he would look like that in the movie it would have been more scary. he looks cuddly, but are evil. Thats more evil, than looking evil and being evil.

Wait aminute. Why did the soldiers actually have armor?
So they wouldn’t hurt themselves when they ran into walls on Bespin.

So they wouldn’t hurt themselves when they ran into walls on Bespin.

But the reason they did run into the wall was that they had helmets that limited their sight...

I like both costumes. The first is rather sexy, and the latter is funny beyond words. :D

Heh! I have a picture of that lady saved on my disk 27.08.06 - now that's funny!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/LadyStormtrooper.jpg

As for the armor - who would give a lady a shot to that tummy, huh? Thought so. Only rebel princesses...

Ummm, I want that outfit. I bet I can look better than her. It gives me the needed curves where I do not have them, I have less curves in the spot she has too many, and I have a better waist and hips...

but definitely I want that outfit.

Ummm, I want that outfit. I bet I can look better than her. It gives me the needed curves where I do not have them, I have less curves in the spot she has too many, and I have a better waist and hips...

but definitely I want that outfit.

I won't believe you unless you show photos. ;)

I won't believe you unless you show photos. ;)
Yes. Better take those pictures now and post'em, I can do the photoshopping... No need to wait for you to get that outfit ;)

I won't believe you unless you show photos. ;)

I don't have that outfit. I'll work forward to find me one.

I just meant that kind of "armor" gives me the much needed breast space, and helps me to frame the middle part of my body, esentially my hips, waist and lowest part of my back, that is my best asset.

EDIT: No pun intended

I don't have that outfit. I'll work forward to find me one.

I just meant that kind of "armor" gives me the much needed breast space, and helps me to frame the middle part of my body, esentially my hips, waist and lowest part of my back, that is my best asset.

EDIT: No pun intended

I can use my imagination. A bikini shot would work just fine. We can photoshop the armor over it.

It was form fitting, sorta. and white armor with black trim is so stylish. Plus al that white really set Vader off in his floor length gown and helmet.

But, come on, you know no self-respecting Storm Trooperess is going to wear white after Labor Day. Puh-lease.

I can use my imagination. A bikini shot would work just fine. We can photoshop the armor over it.

It doesn't work the same. And you are not going to make me supress my breast size complex with that.

I can use my imagination. A bikini shot would work just fine. We can photoshop the armor over it.

I keep seeing "photoshop the armor over it", but I keep hearing "photoshop the bikini out".

It doesn't work the same. And you are not going to make me supress my breast size complex with that.

Ok, fine. I just want to see a photo of you in a bikini. The armor is optional. :fluffle:

Ok, fine. I just want to see a photo of you in a bikini. The armor is optional. :fluffle:

You'd think that needn't be explained.

I keep seeing "photoshop the armor over it", but I keep hearing "photoshop the bikini out".

Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

“Aren’t you a little curvy to be a Stormtrooper?”

“Oh, the boobs. I’m here to.... seduce you”

<cue Space Porno Music>

Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Photoshop a bikini out of the armor?

Photoshop an armor out of a bikini :p

Bah. There weren't any female stromtroopers, she can't be a real Star Wars fan, or she would have dressed up as Leia when she was being held by Jabba.....



/sarcasm-humor

We still need a picture, though :p

Photoshop an armor out of a bikini :p

Honestly, I think it would be OK to leave the picture the same. Stromtroopers actually don't turn me on, I just discovered. Bikinis, however, do. Especially the ones with a cute little thong that rides up just a bit, and gives em that hip shifting walk......



*fades off dreamily

hell, I'm going surfing. Late.

Honestly, I think it would be OK to leave the picture the same. Stromtroopers actually don't turn me on, I just discovered. Bikinis, however, do. Especially the ones with a cute little thong that rides up just a bit, and gives em that hip shifting walk......


The hip shifting walk depends on the bikini? I notice it now. If you are gifted enough, you can do it with jeans, even dresses...

But, come on, you know no self-respecting Storm Trooperess is going to wear white after Labor Day. Puh-lease.

lol!

btw, here's another picture of her i have on my computer :D
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g119/rpgundark/Bellytrooper5.jpg

she tours around with the 501st Stormtrooper guys every now and then.

lol!

btw, here's another picture of her i have on my computer :D
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g119/rpgundark/Bellytrooper5.jpg

she tours around with the 501st Stormtrooper guys every now and then.

Humm, she has a tatoo know. Isn't that against the rules of stormtroopers? She'll get latrine duty now...

Humm, she has a tatoo know. Isn't that against the rules of stormtroopers? She'll get latrine duty now...

Hmm ... I'm not up on the Storm Trooper Code of Conduct, but I would think that tattoos would be unofficially mandatory, just like in every other military organization. And a nice mandala around the navel is just the thing for meditation. ;)

Humm, she has a tatoo know. Isn't that against the rules of stormtroopers? She'll get latrine duty now...

could be henna*shrug*

Hmm ... I'm not up on the Storm Trooper Code of Conduct, but I would think that tattoos would be unofficially mandatory, just like in every other military organization. And a nice mandala around the navel is just the thing for meditation. ;)

Since storm troopers are supposed to be as similar as possible as I understand, I don't think that they have the same CoC, but you may be right.

Since storm troopers are supposed to be as similar as possible as I understand, I don't think that they have the same CoC, but you may be right.

And they're all clones, aren't they? That means she has a lot of sisters just like here. :p

And they're all clones, aren't they? That means she has a lot of sisters just like here. :p

A good deal are clones, but a small portion are regular conscripts.

And they're all clones, aren't they? That means she has a lot of sisters just like here. :p

They were in the first movies, but since the three first movies (tha is IV-VI, damn you Lucas!!!) takes place around 20 years later you would think that they needed to recruite new troops. Of course they could make new clones, but they may have just recruited normal people. Also, higher officeres and technical personel seems to be individuals which could be seen as a proof that they recruite normal people.

And they're all clones, aren't they? That means she has a lot of sisters just like here. :p

Considering how the Empire didn't care for women in their armed forces I kind of doubt it.

Besides by the origional movies the clones are all gone anyway. But you can dream now can't you?

Considering how the Empire didn't care for women in their armed forces I kind of doubt it.

The Empire doesn't really care much for non-human species in its military either, but then you've got the outstanding exceptions like Daala and Thrawn respectively. Just because it's the norm doesn't mean there can't be exceptions at all.

The Empire doesn't really care much for non-human species in its military either, but then you've got the outstanding exceptions like Daala and Thrawn respectively. Just because it's the norm doesn't mean there can't be exceptions at all.

The above is true, but I doubt they would have a female stormtrooper just to enjoy looking at her.

The above is true, but I doubt they would have a female stormtrooper just to enjoy looking at her.

Maybe, but remember, we're looking at the Empire from the point of view of their enemies, so naturally they'd be portrayed as mindless, sexless automatons. :p

Maybe, but remember, we're looking at the Empire from the point of view of their enemies, so naturally they'd be portrayed as mindless, sexless automatons. :p

And lets not forget that the Stormtroopers enemy is those damn terrorist who think they just can go and blow up a fully functional Deathstar. They should be shot at sight!

But, come on, you know no self-respecting Storm Trooperess is going to wear white after Labor Day. Puh-lease.

Nutz, I keep forgetting about Labor Day. I suppose they could change to the Dark Trooper outfit for that? Basic black, sans pearls.

Heh! I have a picture of that lady saved on my disk 27.08.06 - now that's funny!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/LadyStormtrooper.jpgnow if those were the clones.... :D

As for the armor - who would give a lady a shot to that tummy, huh? Thought so. Only rebel princesses...

actually, Princess Lea didn't wear a bra... while her mother did. ;)

Nutz, I keep forgetting about Labor Day. I suppose they could change to the Dark Trooper outfit for that? Basic black, sans pearls.

Nothing says "MORE POWER" like a Phase III Exosuit.

Nothing says "MORE POWER" like a Phase III Exosuit.
Looks just like Power Armour to me. If I had to chose - MkVII Eagle/MkVIII Errant with an MkVI Corvus helmet for me, please :D
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/MkVIIEagleArmourwithMkVICorvusHelme.jpg

now if those were the clones.... :D
Yeah, I'd expect them around every corner, too! :p
actually, Princess Lea didn't wear a bra... while her mother did. ;)
And again that's one of the mysteries that always strike me - how come the mother is younger than her daughter? And would they agree to a threesome? :D

“Aren’t you a little curvy to be a Stormtrooper?”

“Oh, the boobs. I’m here to.... seduce you”

<cue Space Porno Music>

LOL:p

“Aren’t you a little curvy to be a Stormtrooper?”

“Oh, the boobs. I’m here to.... seduce you”

<cue Space Porno Music>

Now where did I put the link to that Brian Peppers Star Wars YTMND...

Besides by the origional movies the clones are all gone anyway. But you can dream now can't you?

not true, if you count the novels as "cannon". Grand Admiral Thraw found a whole mountain-full of cloning vats.

but yes, they don't have female stormtroopers, and femal naval officers were very rare. like aliens (thrawn), the females that achieved any sort of power were both extremely cunning (Dala) and/or extremely brutal (Isard).

And lets not forget that the Stormtroopers enemy is those damn terrorist who think they just can go and blow up a fully functional Deathstar. They should be shot at sight!

You know, I bet some would call the Rebel Alliance terrorists. :rolleyes:

You know, I bet some would call the Rebel Alliance terrorists. :rolleyes:

You can bet that the Emperor calls them that in his propaganda, and if you belive in his political standpoints you would fall for it.

Ummm, I want that outfit. I bet I can look better than her. It gives me the needed curves where I do not have them, I have less curves in the spot she has too many, and I have a better waist and hips...

but definitely I want that outfit.

*drool*

I think I might need some Cluich time now...

You can bet that the Emperor calls them that in his propaganda, and if you belive in his political standpoints you would fall for it.

Isn't that always the case? You blow up something where I live, more than likely I'll label you a terrorist. The American revolutionaries were definitely considered terrorists by the Crown and the Loyalists. But I digress.

And again that's one of the mysteries that always strike me - how come the mother is younger than her daughter? And would they agree to a threesome?

It's that damned time-dilation effect from zooming around the Galaxy at FTL speeds, I suppose. As for the ... ahem ... threesome, mother-daughter sex is technically incest, though that depends on the culture, I suppose. Besides, it could get ugly: "Now, Leia, let me show you ..." "Mo-THER, please! I can do it myself!"

not true, if you count the novels as "cannon". Grand Admiral Thraw found a whole mountain-full of cloning vats.

Yes, but that was later (after Ep. VI) and even then most were destroyed when Thrawn was defeated.

It's that damned time-dilation effect from zooming around the Galaxy at FTL speeds, I suppose. As for the ... ahem ... threesome, mother-daughter sex is technically incest, though that depends on the culture, I suppose. Besides, it could get ugly: "Now, Leia, let me show you ..." "Mo-THER, please! I can do it myself!"
It ain't incest when they're both going down on me. I wasn't even thinking of anything else... :D

As for the other point you raise - that is exactly what I'd call for: healthy competition! Mmmh-mmh. :p

Humm, she has a tatoo know. Isn't that against the rules of stormtroopers? She'll get latrine duty now...

(i apologise before hand)

She can clean my pipes any day!

not true, if you count the novels as "cannon". Grand Admiral Thraw found a whole mountain-full of cloning vats.)

And the Clone growth was sped up past acceptable rates by Kamino standards which meant they were all Nucking Futs as a result until they discovered the miracles of itty bitty lizards.

The woman in the OP is sithvixen, of sithvixen.com.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/femtrooper_ajc001.jpg

The woman in the OP is sithvixen, of sithvixen.com.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/femtrooper_ajc001.jpg

How come the hot women are always evil? :(

How come the hot women are always evil? :(

That's your problem, not mine.

If you want hot, you have to handle the evil.

More handling....

The woman in the OP is sithvixen, of sithvixen.com.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/femtrooper_ajc001.jpg

It's disturbing that you can identify her, my friend. ;)

That's your problem, not mine.

If you want hot, you have to handle the evil.

More handling....

But in the end I'd have to kill her. For the good of the galaxy, you know.

But in the end I'd have to kill her. For the good of the galaxy, you know.

Quick, get the armor off before she gets cold...

Quick, get the armor off before she gets cold...

I think that's another thread -- you know, the one about the idjits in Wisconsin? ;)

Quick, get the armor off before she gets cold...

No corpses thank you. Just have to find another beauty. Hopefully she won't be evil as well.

As for the armor, who would give a lady a shot to that tummy, huh?

Me. Many, many times.

How come the hot women are always evil? :(

Better outfits and medical package, plus paid leave.