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Three guys in Wisconsin were caught digging up a week-old dead chick so they could bang her. Funny thing is the cops charged them with attempted third degree sexual assault. Once the person's dead how can you be charged with assaulting it?

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=1

Three guys in Wisconsin were caught digging up a week-old dead chick so they could bang her. Funny thing is the cops charged them with attempted third degree sexual assault. Once the person's dead how can you be charged with assaulting it?

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=1
Your posts scare me... :(

Three guys in Wisconsin were caught digging up a week-old dead chick so they could bang her. Funny thing is the cops charged them with attempted third degree sexual assault. Once the person's dead how can you be charged with assaulting it?

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=1

Yuck. Thats so gross. I don't know if they should be charged with sexual assault but they should be charged with something. Violating the grave, luid acts, public indecency. And these guys are only 20?

Reading that article was like...I couldn't stop reading it...no matter how bad the nausea got...you have outdone yourself, DC.

Reading that article was like...I couldn't stop reading it...no matter how bad the nausea got...you have outdone yourself, DC.

You sound like you almost enjoyed that? :eek:

How is this relevant?

McDonald found Alex Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, dressed in black.

How is this relevant?

They thought they wouldnt be seen as it was night time. Maybe they thought the body would get turned on by black? As we all know everyone looks good in black!

They thought they wouldnt be seen as it was night time. Maybe they thought the body would get turned on by black? As we all know everyone looks good in black!

Nah, just more "he wears all black!" paranoia. :rolleyes:

They're obviously quite insane. They should be remanded to an insane asylum where they should be injected with potent drugs for the rest of their lives.

Begoner21;11644938']They're obviously quite insane. They should be remanded to an insane asylum where they should be injected with potent drugs for the rest of their lives.

You make insane asylums sound like fun!

Begoner21;11644938']They're obviously quite insane. They should be remanded to an insane asylum where they should be injected with potent drugs for the rest of their lives.

Also just to drive them a little more crazy Skeletons (the ones you have at halloween) should be decoratively placed out of reach of course, all over their padded cells!

Your posts scare me... :(

America scares me!! At least she would have been a cheap date

Nah, just more "he wears all black!" paranoia. :rolleyes:

Or, you are propagating more "They hate people that wear black!" paranoia.

Think about it, any 20-something would put on all black to commit a crime. Especially to bang a dead body. You really don't want anyone to see that.

How is this relevant?
How? I'll tell you how.
Obviously we should be wary of any Johnny Cash fans and/or wannabes.
Sick, sick little fucks that they are.
If Johnny Cash knew what his fans were getting up to, he would spin in his grave.
Assuming they haven't dug him up already and, uh, y'know...

Or, you are propagating more "They hate people that wear black!" paranoia.

Think about it, any 20-something would put on all black to commit a crime. Especially to bang a dead body. You really don't want anyone to see that.

And those who wear black without any criminal intent? There are plenty, y'know.

How? I'll tell you how.
Obviously we should be wary of any Johnny Cash fans and/or wannabes.
Sick, sick little fucks that they are.
If Johnny Cash knew what his fans were getting up to, he would spin in his grave.
Assuming they haven't dug him up already and, uh, y'know...

DH, come now...you know better...

What morons. They saw her picture, and she was hot. Problem is she was thrown off a fucking motorcycle which means shes probably a mess. Oh yeah shes been dead for a week, I dont think they thought this whole "my only chance to fuck a hot chick" thing very well. jackasses.

Three guys in Wisconsin were caught digging up a week-old dead chick so they could bang her. Funny thing is the cops charged them with attempted third degree sexual assault. Once the person's dead how can you be charged with assaulting it?

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=1

You know thats almost munting!...

I found out what munting is the other day...*MUNTING (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting)* and I was disgusted. It also highly amused me that I have been calling people munters for the past few years without realising what it is!

You know thats almost munting!...

I found out what munting is the other day...*MUNTING (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting)* and I was disgusted. It also highly amused me that I have been calling people munters for the past few years without realising what it is!
Neither did I up until now. And I dare say I wish I stayed ignorant of such practices.
That is quite possibly the sickest sex act I've ever heard of.

Wonder if the name orginated from the Munsters?


It's sort of like how in that old Britcom 'Only Fools and Horses' they called each 'Burkes'. It was actually a pretty bad insult. It was cockney rhyming slang:
Berkley Hunt....
I'll let you work out the word associated.

Neither did I up until now. And I dare say I wish I stayed ignorant of such practices.
That is quite possibly the sickest sex act I've ever heard of.

Wonder if the name orginated from the Munsters?


It's sort of like how in that old Britcom 'Only Fools and Horses' they called each 'Burkes'. It was actually a pretty bad insult. It was cockney rhyming slang:
Berkley Hunt....
I'll let you work out the word associated.

lol!! I hope not because that would greatly ruin the programme for me!

...and sadly my filthy mind knew what you were on about with that one.

Another interesting tidbit I found out recently:
Real meaning of the word, "scumbag" - (contents of) a used condom.

How is this relevant?

Well, when police see a man dressed all in black in a sationary vehicle in the middle of the night, and he acts nervous at their approach, I'm assuming the cops will know something's up.

Another interesting tidbit I found out recently:
Real meaning of the word, "scumbag" - (contents of) a used condom.

that does actually make sense! lol...I'm gonna start using that word again. Good insult I think!

Well, when police see a man dressed all in black in a sationary vehicle in the middle of the night, and he acts nervous at their approach, I'm assuming the cops will know something's up.

The sentence didn't say all that -- and it was set off as a paragraph unto itself. Apparently, the colour of one's clothing is relevant. :rolleyes:

There are way too many defects running around.

Its odd that one reasoned that the use of condoms might be a good idea.

The sentence didn't say all that -- and it was set off as a paragraph unto itself. Apparently, the colour of one's clothing is relevant. :rolleyes:

A paragraph is usually taken in context with the paragraphs around it. What you've just said would be like just focusing on the sentence that says he was wearing black and excluding everything else.

The next paragraph went on to say he was acting nervous. Black clothing + nerves + middle of the night = police interest.

Besides, people who dress in all black on a daily basis are generally douchebags anyway.

The sentence didn't say all that -- and it was set off as a paragraph unto itself. Apparently, the colour of one's clothing is relevant. :rolleyes:

Of course the colour of one's clothing is relevant. It affords an insight into one's character and sanity. The police officers, who most likely held a doctoral degree in pyschology, realized that wearing black in the middle of the night is usually indicative of having raped a dead woman, or having unresolved sexual feelings towards a parent. Just ask Freud if you don't believe me.

A paragraph is usually taken in context with the paragraphs around it. What you've just said would be like just focusing on the sentence that says he was wearing black and excluding everything else.

The next paragraph went on to say he was acting nervous. Black clothing + nerves + middle of the night = police interest.

But why set it off? Why not make it part of the paragraph that followed it?

Besides, people who dress in all black on a daily basis are generally douchebags anyway.

Way to go, ignoramus... :rolleyes:

Begoner21;11645163']Just ask Freud if you don't believe me.

Tell me a little bit about your mother... ;)

Tell me a little bit about your mother... ;)

Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Leon: My mother?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mother...

crazy driftless zoners - cassville is like an hour away from ridgeway. weren't there any hot corpses to have their way with closer to home? and i wonder if they'd get additional charges if they'd actually crossed the river and gone into iowa to do it?

And those who wear black without any criminal intent? There are plenty, y'know.

Right, but those people don't smell like formaldehyde

But why set it off? Why not make it part of the paragraph that followed it?


I guess they could have imbedded the information in the part about him being nervous, but complex-compound sentences are beyond the ken of most local paper writers.


Way to go, ignoramus... :rolleyes:

It's not my fault virtually everyone I've met who tends to dress all in black has a "woe is me" attitude while simultaneously trying to be arrogant because they think they're better than everyone else.

What morons. They saw her picture, and she was hot. Problem is she was thrown off a fucking motorcycle which means shes probably a mess. Oh yeah shes been dead for a week, I dont think they thought this whole "my only chance to fuck a hot chick" thing very well. jackasses.

that pretty much sums up what I was thinking, it was an incredibly dumbass thing to do, not to mention absolutely disrespectful and sick. They must have been born retarded.

I wonder what the dead chick looked like. She must have been hott..

I wonder what the dead chick looked like. She must have been hott..

Wonder what she looked like after a fatal motorcycle accident and a week underground? Probably not so hot.

Wonder what she looked like after a fatal motorcycle accident and a week underground? Probably not so hot.

oh i missed the motorcycle accident part. But she must have been gorgeouss in her life, i mean for some people to actually plot such a thing.

The men had stopped at a Wal-Mart and bought condoms before heading to the cemetery, police said.

at least they practiced safe sex, didnt want to chance getting her pregnant.

*yeah and about that "munting" stuff, i now feel sick*

It's not my fault virtually everyone I've met who tends to dress all in black has a "woe is me" attitude while simultaneously trying to be arrogant because they think they're better than everyone else.

i put my seal of agreement on this statement.

Ugh, that is truly disgusting. $1,000 bail doesn't seem like quite enough . . .

oh i missed the motorcycle accident part. But she must have been gorgeouss in her life, i mean for some people to actually plot such a thing.

why don't you google her and find out.
edit: I did so, she's pretty. Not lets dig her up after shes been dead a week and have sex with her pretty, but pretty.

at least they practiced safe sex, didnt want to chance getting her pregnant.


That's what I thought too. They were obviously taking a responsible approach to sex, no unwanted pregnancies there.

Necrophilia. :headbang:

They just don't how to stop beating a dead horse...oh wait.

You know thats almost munting!...

I found out what munting is the other day...*MUNTING (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting)* and I was disgusted. It also highly amused me that I have been calling people munters for the past few years without realising what it is!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

wow... wow.

seriously, i thought i had heard of the grossest an most depraived sexual acts and deviances already... and i was wrong.

i literally almost threw up. like, i can still kinda taste the bile!


so aaanyways... lol, crazy thread you started, DCD!

i guess it's kind of sad that, even with a story as horrible with this, there're are SO many great jokes we can make!

like "hey, at least they didn't have a foursome with her - that'd just be sick!"

Three guys in Wisconsin were caught digging up a week-old dead chick so they could bang her. Funny thing is the cops charged them with attempted third degree sexual assault. Once the person's dead how can you be charged with assaulting it?

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=1

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/derek45/funny/WTF.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

wow... wow.

seriously, i thought i had heard of the grossest an most depraived sexual acts and deviances already... and i was wrong.

i literally almost threw up. like, i can still kinda taste the bile!


so aaanyways... lol, crazy thread you started, DCD!

lol glad I could enlighten you...I myself felt kinda wrank after being told that as well! Just spreading the love!

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The only thing more absurd than them digging up a week old dead body to have sex with it is Wisconsin leveling a felony charge at them. Third degree sexual assault is a felony. Fourth degree is not. I guess necrophilia is only misdemeanor and they wanted to charge them with something real because they are Wisconsin damnit.

seriously, i thought i had heard of the grossest an most depraived sexual acts and deviances already... and i was wrong.
You and me both. I always figured scat* was the most depraved/disgusting thing adults could do sexually.

But there's always someone out there raising the bar.

Or should that be lowering?



(*Just to be clear on this: By scat, I don't been the improvised nonsensical singing some jazz singers do. Though that is kinda depraved)

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4966/deedeedee6tz.jpg
That looks like he standing next to a giant Dalek

Yuck. Thats so gross. I don't know if they should be charged with sexual assault but they should be charged with something. Violating the grave, luid acts, public indecency. And these guys are only 20?

how old do you expect someone to be before they go on their first necrophilliac graverobbing rampage? :confused: :p

They thought they wouldnt be seen as it was night time. Maybe they thought the body would get turned on by black? As we all know everyone looks good in black!Damned goths !


If I were her family Id now have her remans cremated and the three ghouls as well.

That looks like he standing next to a giant Dalek

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!

Damned goths !


If I were her family Id now have her remans cremated and the three ghouls as well.
Better yet, drug them. They wake up in a masoleum lying next to the corpse with a note saying, "You wanted her so bad, you can stay with her..."

2 things

at least they bought condoms. Safe sex and all.

But they seem to have forgotten to buy lubricant. amateurs:rolleyes:

2 things

at least they bought condoms. Safe sex and all.

But they seem to have forgotten to buy lubricant. amateurs:rolleyes:

After rotting for a while a corpse begins to leak foul smelling fluids from it's orifices. Maybe they were counting on that.

After rotting for a while a corpse begins to leak foul smelling fluids from it's orifices. Maybe they were counting on that.

i guess..... but do those liquids really act like lubricants? i mean just buy a bottle of baby oil of something.
And anyway if there are 3 of them, would there be enough 'natural' fluid from those orifices for the 3 of them? Or would they have had an orifice each?

After rotting for a while a corpse begins to leak foul smelling fluids from it's orifices. Maybe they were counting on that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/wrong.gif

One can only hope that those sick bastards get convicted to the maximum penalty possible.

After rotting for a while a corpse begins to leak foul smelling fluids from it's orifices. Maybe they were counting on that.
*gags*
Some people have food in their stomachs, y'know...

One can only hope that those sick bastards get convicted to the maximum penalty possible.

I think a more creative punishment would be to make them go through with the act after the corpse has been decomposing for two or three weeks.

*gags*
Some people have food in their stomachs, y'know...

Sorry. I've got a pretty high tolerance for disgusting and I forget that many people don't.

I think a more creative punishment would be to make them go through with the act after the corpse has been decomposing for two or three weeks.

the corpses family might disagree though....

Why not cut of their bits of, let them decompose a bit and then stick up their arses.

I think a more creative punishment would be to make them go through with the act after the corpse has been decomposing for two or three weeks.

Who knows? They might get even more of a thrill.

these guy probably have punishment enough with everyone knowing about it. they will most likely have to go to some isolated world where no one speaks english before they get a girl that gives them a second look:D

seriously would you have sex with someone you knew had sex with a dead corpse?

*wonder if any STD can be started by such acts*

But... but... she's dead.. and she's disgustingly cold... ewewww....ww.w.w.ww..

seriously would you have sex with someone you knew had sex with a dead corpse

As opposed to a live one?

As opposed to a live one?

People are too clever for their own good, I swear. :D

People are too clever for their own good, I swear. :D

I try, mate. ;)

As opposed to a live one?

I've fucked a live corpse. Bitch just layed there like she was dead.

I've fucked a live corpse. Bitch just layed there like she was dead.

...lovely image...you show a real affection for her!

I've fucked a live corpse. Bitch just layed there like she was dead.

hey at least no...

After rotting for a while a corpse begins to leak foul smelling fluids from it's orifices. Maybe they were counting on that..

or if you did a good job and she'd been eating funny smelling foods recently......

*gags*
Some people have food in their stomachs, y'know...
Surely you mean have in the past tense there.
"Some people HAD food in their stomachs"

...lovely image...you show a real affection for her!

She's an ex who cheated on me. Excuse me for not extolling her virtues.

She's an ex who cheated on me. Excuse me for not extolling her virtues.

If she just laid there, be glad she's an ex. ;)

If she just laid there, be glad she's an ex. ;)

Yep.

I know it's only September, but I would like to nominate this thread for:
Most disgusting liable to make one barf thread award
for the 2006 awards come Xmas time.
This thread gets a 5 on the barfometer:
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Will anyone second my nomination?

I know it's only September, but I would like to nominate this thread for:
Most disgusting liable to make one barf thread award
for the 2006 awards come Xmas time.
This thread gets a 5 on the barfometer:
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Will anyone second my nomination?


I just like the idea of a barfometer. :)

I know it's only September, but I would like to nominate this thread for:
Most disgusting liable to make one barf thread award
for the 2006 awards come Xmas time.
This thread gets a 5 on the barfometer:
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Will anyone second my nomination?
I think most people on this thread would. *seconds*