NationStates Jolt Archive

"We should just blow up the Earth right now!"

- Keruvalia

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*ring ring*

Hello...yes sir...I understand sir...no, but I'd like to get their imput before we go ahead and do something we may regret later...sounds good...alright I get right back to you...bye...

Okay people, that was the director. He's concerned about the state of the little experiment we have here called "human civilization". What with all the violence, agression and general corruption around the experimentation site, we've considered terminating the project, preserving a few samples to restart at a later date. I've suggested we consult you, the stockholders, before we go forward with the plan. I want you to put yourselves in the director's shoes...

If you had the chance to wipe the slate clean, and start humanity over again fresh with new variables, would you? Or would you let the current experimental "version" run its course, until we reach and ideal society, or it eventually self destructs?

The fate of mankind rests in your hands...

SQUEE!

I'll go with the "turn everyone into a bear" option.

Do you have any idea how cool that would be? :D

I'll go with the "turn everyone into a bear" option.

Do you have any idea how cool that would be? :D

Let it fail then replace the 10 commandments with the "1000 and 1 commandments"

I like the aggression, corruption, wastefulness, and other etceteras of humanity.
However, the fact that I drank 10 packets of 6-month old Soy Sauce (actual, it wasn't as nasty as I thought it would be) for no reason other then that I could might indicate that those parts of the experiment relating to me are in serious need of, at least, a revamp.

NationStates General is in favor of a limited scope experiment, mostly in the form of exterminating anyone of Muslim faith.

I'll go with the "turn everyone into a bear" option.

Do you have any idea how cool that would be? :D

Man, it would be freezing! We'd get that 'solar toupee' up in no time, and a couple years later, no more stinkin tropics.
[growls in approval] :D

If yall need sample, then I say that yall only take the best of the best of the best and screw everyone else! Which mean I will probably be killed.

So I vote Yay.

I would just put Earth in the closet to gather dust. Maybe years later I'll play with it again. Or it'll get moldy and will have to throw it out next Spring cleaning or something.