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Drunk commies deleted
05-09-2006, 15:14
Al Quaeda has released another tape. This one contains 48 minutes of some idiot babbling about how America must convert to Islam or else.

"We invite all Americans and believers to Islam, whatever their role and status in Bush and Blair's world order," Gadahn says. "Decide today, because today could be your last day."

Don't these fucking morons realize what happens when they attack Amercia? You take down two American buildings we take down two Muslim countries. Nobody is going to convert, and nobody's really scared.
Naliitr
05-09-2006, 15:15
How many threads are you going to make within the next five minutes?
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 15:16
Al Quaeda has released another tape. This one contains 48 minutes of some idiot babbling about how America must convert to Islam or else.

Don't these fucking morons realize what happens when they attack Amercia? You take down two American buildings we take down two Muslim countries. Nobody is going to convert, and nobody's really scared.

That guy who is doing the tape is OceanDrive.
Drunk commies deleted
05-09-2006, 15:17
How many threads are you going to make within the next five minutes?

How many do you want?
Lroon
05-09-2006, 15:19
That guy who is doing the tape is OceanDrive.

Is it possible to sue someone for the content of their posts lowering my intelligence?
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 15:20
How many do you want?

You're just trying to stay ahead of me.

On the OP, I think that the guy on the video is a fucking tool.

Little does he realize that if he is captured, he most certainly CAN be tried for treason. He's one of the few people who precisely fit the US definition.
Lroon
05-09-2006, 15:21
You're just trying to stay ahead of me.

On the OP, I think that the guy on the video is a fucking tool.

Little does he realize that if he is captured, he most certainly CAN be tried for treason. He's one of the few people who precisely fit the US definition.


That only works if he's American.

But, I haven't seen the tape, so...
Teh_pantless_hero
05-09-2006, 15:22
Is it possible to sue someone for the content of their posts lowering my intelligence?

I would be a rich man.
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 15:23
That only works if he's American.

But, I haven't seen the tape, so...

He is. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/riverside/20060902-1232-american.html

RIVERSIDE – A 28-year-old American raised on a Riverside County goat farm is reported to have appeared with al-Qaeda's second-in-command in a video released Saturday that warns Americans to convert to Islam “or else.”
Lroon
05-09-2006, 15:25
He is. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/riverside/20060902-1232-american.html

Ah. Then the main problem is that of catching him.
The Vuhifellian States
05-09-2006, 15:27
That only works if he's American.

But, I haven't seen the tape, so...

Didn't they say on CNN that the guy was from California? Moved to Pakistan in 1998?

Or am I thinking about Azhan of America?
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 15:28
Didn't they say on CNN that the guy was from California? Moved to Pakistan in 1998?

Or am I thinking about Azhan of America?

He's from Riverside, California. I posted the link a few posts back.
Hamilay
05-09-2006, 15:29
He is. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/riverside/20060902-1232-american.html
RIVERSIDE – A 28-year-old American raised on a Riverside County goat farm is reported to have appeared with al-Qaeda's second-in-command in a video released Saturday that warns Americans to convert to Islam “or else.”
ROFLWAFFLES! OH NO, 'or else!!!' I'm so scared.
"Johnny, tidy your room! Or else!"
"Johnny, wash the dishes, or else..."
"Johnny, convert to Islam, or else!"
Adam Yahiye Gadahn, born Adam Pearlman, is a native of Orange County who the FBI alleges attended an al-Qaeda training camp in 2004 and has since served as a translator and consultant for the group, identifying himself in a previous al-Qaeda tape as “Azzam the American.”
ROFL again. "Azzam the American"? :D Sounds like the name of a fantasy character or superhero/villain.
Drunk commies deleted
05-09-2006, 15:29
Ah. Then the main problem is that of catching him.

Who cares if we catch him? Let him live a nice long life living in a cave with no heat, except that provided by a camp fire, no air conditioning, no TV, a heap of old rags as a bed, and the company of goat-fucking terrorists.

I'll be nice and comfortable in a modern city with bars, clubs, television, movies, and all the comforts of western society at my disposal. So who's winning and who's losing?
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 15:31
ROFLWAFFLES! OH NO, 'or else!!!' I'm so scared.
"Johnny, tidy your room! Or else!"
"Johnny, wash the dishes, or else..."
"Johnny, convert to Islam, or else!"

ROFL again. "Azzam the American"? :D Sounds like the name of a fantasy character or superhero/villain.

Johnny Goatfucker is more like it.
The Vuhifellian States
05-09-2006, 15:32
Who cares if we catch him? Let him live a nice long life living in a cave with no heat, except that provided by a camp fire, no air conditioning, no TV, a heap of old rags as a bed, and the company of goat-fucking terrorists.

I'll be nice and comfortable in a modern city with bars, clubs, television, movies, and all the comforts of western society at my disposal. So who's winning and who's losing?

I'm sure he would count himself as the lucky one in that situation.
Drunk commies deleted
05-09-2006, 15:34
I'm sure he would count himself as the lucky one in that situation.

Then it's win/win. I get to laugh at him and his videos and he gets to live among people who smell of goat poo.
Todays Lucky Number
05-09-2006, 15:56
ROFLWAFFLES! OH NO, 'or else!!!' I'm so scared.
"Johnny, tidy your room! Or else!"
"Johnny, wash the dishes, or else..."
"Johnny, convert to Islam, or else!"

ROFL again. "Azzam the American"? :D Sounds like the name of a fantasy character or superhero/villain.
HEY! I had a dwarven druid named Azzam dammit!' its even copyrighted, its right in my friends setting book now, included with 2.3 edition!