Do you smoke after sex?
Drunk commies deleted
05-09-2006, 15:05
Nope, just after robbing a bank.
A bank robber was caught when an explosive dye pack intended to mark money stolen from a bank exploded in the wad of money he'd crammed down his pants.
"Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants," said Sgt. Barbara Jones.
Also he had red dye all over his hands. (insert corny red handed joke)
"Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants," said Sgt. Barbara Jones.
BAAWAKnights
05-09-2006, 15:16
Shit, I'm so good the neighbors light up.
Pure Metal
05-09-2006, 15:35
"Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants," said Sgt. Barbara Jones.
so what's new? that always happens to me after sex... ;)
(someone had to say it)
Demented Hamsters
05-09-2006, 15:36
If I'm operating at peak performance I smoke during sex!
Hot stuff, baby!
Lassitern
05-09-2006, 15:59
... if so, try new, CoolLube, the lube with real cool style.
Farnhamia
05-09-2006, 16:51
so what's new? that always happens to me after sex... ;)
(someone had to say it)
You keep your pants on during sex?
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 17:24
Nope, just after robbing a bank.
A bank robber was caught when an explosive dye pack intended to mark money stolen from a bank exploded in the wad of money he'd crammed down his pants.
Also he had red dye all over his hands. (insert corny red handed joke)
"Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants," said Sgt. Barbara Jones.
Do you have any idea how much exploding things in your pants sting?!?
:(
Do you have any idea how much exploding things in your pants sting?!?
:(
Willing to wager you do.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 17:45
Willing to wager you do.
:(
Do you have any idea how much exploding things in your pants sting?!?
:(
Sting? I'd say it might hurt a bit more. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 17:53
Sting? I'd say it might hurt a bit more. :D
Well that depends on many factors including the size and positioning of the explosive and the type of undergarments worn. *nod*
Well that depends on many factors including the size and positioning of the explosive and the type of undergarments worn. *nod*
Steel undergarments? :)
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 18:03
Steel undergarments? :)
Loose fitting undergarments allow more of the energy to disperse. Tight fitting undergarments tend to focus the force in one localized area. *nod*
Loose fitting undergarments allow more of the energy to disperse. Tight fitting undergarments tend to focus the force in one localized area. *nod*
Have to keep that in mind, just in case I happen to find something explosive down my pants.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 18:17
Have to keep that in mind, just in case I happen to find something explosive down my pants.
Quickly unzip your fly. Give the blast somewhere else to go. *nod*
Quickly unzip your fly. Give the blast somewhere else to go. *nod*
Yeah, besides I like my jeans, wouldn't want them to get damaged.
I guess the fire could come out the other end instead though.
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Farnhamia
05-09-2006, 18:39
Is that an explosive dye pack in your pants or are you just glad to see me? :p
Nope, just after robbing a bank.
A bank robber was caught when an explosive dye pack intended to mark money stolen from a bank exploded in the wad of money he'd crammed down his pants.
Also he had red dye all over his hands. (insert corny red handed joke)
"Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants," said Sgt. Barbara Jones.
:D :D :D
and from what I understand, that Dye is almost permament.... Red handed, Red Faced, and now, Red Balled...
so what's new? that always happens to me after sex... ;)
(someone had to say it)
your pants smoke after sex?
Usually, people take off their pants... I suggest at least some time cuddling after the sex, and not immediatly jumping out of bed and back into your pants. :p
Farnhamia
05-09-2006, 19:06
your pants smoke after sex?
Usually, people take off their pants... I suggest at least some time cuddling after the sex, and not immediatly jumping out of bed and back into your pants. :p
However ... if you watch television and quite a few movies, that's what people do, seemingly. Men, anyway. It's weird, they go through all that frantic taking off of clothes and then when the Act is over, on go the pants right away (assuming they came off, I guess). I suppose people are just thinking of the Children, who could walk in at any time and who are, as we know, extremely impressionable.