Burkha for Porn Addicts
Deep Kimchi
04-09-2006, 21:53
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/scarf-for-technoaddict-dorks-182572.php
Yeah. Right. And who would be caught dead wearing one of these?
oh, I see. Someone who can't stop posting on NS General...
I would be tempted to uncover their screen, just to see what kind of goatse they were looking at.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-09-2006, 21:56
Do you have any idea what someone like me would do to someone wearing one of those? :D
SHAOLIN9
04-09-2006, 22:00
Do you have any idea what someone like me would do to someone wearing one of those? :D
steal it?:p
Why not just cover yourself with a sheet? It covers the monitor as well as your *nether regions*, and it also has easy cleanup for certain stains that might discolor the fabric of this device.
SHAOLIN9
04-09-2006, 22:02
Why not just cover yourself with a sheet? It covers the monitor as well as your *nether regions*, and it also has easy cleanup for certain stains that might discolor the fabric of this device.
sounds like you know what you're talking about!:p ;)
Why not just cover yourself with a sheet? It covers the monitor as well as your *nether regions*, and it also has easy cleanup for certain stains that might discolor the fabric of this device.
And if you're careful, it doesn't give off the "I'm looking at porn and I don't want anyone to know!" impression to the same degree.
Hydesland
04-09-2006, 22:03
I reckon that this is what all the forum lurkers wear.
sounds like you know what you're talking about!:p ;)
Hey, it comes in handy...it's the grown-up version of a bedsheet fort, except with masturbation and porn as an added plus. Even better, you can cut eyeholes in it for a ghost costume or a third hole for simulated glory hole purposes.
Just keep the three-hole version at home.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-09-2006, 22:06
steal it?:p
Not the first thing to come to mind. :p
And if you're careful, it doesn't give off the "I'm looking at porn and I don't want anyone to know!" impression to the same degree.
Ghost costume! That's what it is, and the computer is covered to give it an eerie glow...
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/scarf-for-technoaddict-dorks-182572.php
Yeah. Right. And who would be caught dead wearing one of these?
oh, I see. Someone who can't stop posting on NS General...
I would be tempted to uncover their screen, just to see what kind of goatse they were looking at.
ROFLMAO!
One... anyone that addicted to porn that they cannot wait till the privacy of their own home needs help... and not from that stupid thing.
Two... I would be along side LG perpetuating God knows what on those poor fools.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-09-2006, 22:15
ROFLMAO!
One... anyone that addicted to porn that they cannot wait till the privacy of their own home needs help... and not from that stupid thing.
Two... I would be along side LG perpetuating God knows what on those poor fools.
If you see some pasty-skinned pantsless geek hogtied and gagged with his privacy sock in a park somewhere, you'll know I've been there. :)
Ghost costume! That's what it is, and the computer is covered to give it an eerie glow...
I was thinking more along of the lines of a tool for preserving heat, but I suppose that is limited to colder days.
I'm not going to name any names, but a friend, back when he was a young, geeky freshman, would drape a towel over his PC monitor and his head in order to better immerse himself in his games and to block out the environment around him
Sadly, someone has already developed my idea...my muse was late to the party.:(
But I still deserve credit for designing mine for more sordid purposes than gaming...
German Nightmare
04-09-2006, 22:22
How would I watch TV while posting on NSG? That would only work if I had another tube towards my TV set... That's crazy! Besides, how do I drink? Or eat? Ever once in a while that's going to happen. That thing is just stupid!
Hydesland
04-09-2006, 22:24
How would I watch TV while posting on NSG? That would only work if I had another tube towards my TV set... That's crazy! Besides, how do I drink? Or eat? Ever once in a while that's going to happen. That thing is just stupid!
I'm imagining the geek of all geeks.
He has tubes to the fridge, tv, computer and a tube from his (sorry to sound grotesque) butt and penis to the toilet.
The Aeson
04-09-2006, 22:25
How would I watch TV while posting on NSG? That would only work if I had another tube towards my TV set... That's crazy! Besides, how do I drink? Or eat? Ever once in a while that's going to happen. That thing is just stupid!
... I don't think you're supposed to wear it 24/7.
Katzistanza
04-09-2006, 22:33
... I don't think you're supposed to wear it 24/7.
Becuase *that* would be rediculous
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-09-2006, 04:48
I could use something like that, and some heavy-duty headphones. It would help for those nights when I'm trying to focus my entire mind on a movie, and my roommate suddenly wanders in and cuts on the lights.
How is it that people always know when the exact moment most pivotal/emotional scene in a movie, and pick that moment to break in?
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 04:58
I could use something like that, and some heavy-duty headphones. It would help for those nights when I'm trying to focus my entire mind on a movie, and my roommate suddenly wanders in and cuts on the lights.
How is it that people always know when the exact moment most pivotal/emotional scene in a movie, and pick that moment to break in?
Tricorder readings. *nod*
Tricorder readings. *nod*
Tricorder: *beep beep beep*
LG: Okay, they're getting to the part. Open the door...now!
Random Dude: *phasers the door at maximum setting. It destroys the house*
LG: ...
If you see some pasty-skinned pantsless geek hogtied and gagged with his privacy sock in a park somewhere, you'll know I've been there. :)
Ohh... I'll supply the Whipped Cream, the Honey and the Fire Ants!
I could use something like that, and some heavy-duty headphones. It would help for those nights when I'm trying to focus my entire mind on a movie, and my roommate suddenly wanders in and cuts on the lights.
How is it that people always know when the exact moment most pivotal/emotional scene in a movie, and pick that moment to break in?... hehehehehe...
ever seen The Gamers (http://imdb.com/title/tt0369445/)?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-09-2006, 05:43
Tricorder readings. *nod*
It figures: only Trekkies could be so sadistic and vile as to interrupt my movie watching.
Star Wars freaks would at least be merciful enough to merely break my legs off at the knees. (The Fiddlebottoms takes his movie-watching very goddamn seriously.)
It figures: only Trekkies could be so sadistic and vile as to interrupt my movie watching.
Star Wars freaks would at least be merciful enough to merely break my legs off at the knees. (The Fiddlebottoms takes his movie-watching very goddamn seriously.)
Trekkies...sadistic and vile?! I daresay you are confusing us with those disgusting Warsies. We are civilized, peaceful people. Yah know, except for those Klingon imitators. But even we don't like them.
It figures: only Trekkies could be so sadistic and vile as to interrupt my movie watching.
Star Wars freaks would at least be merciful enough to merely break my legs off at the knees. (The Fiddlebottoms takes his movie-watching very goddamn seriously.)
What interruption... your house was Destroyed... in the Trekkie world, that means your house disintergrated... thus you are still sitting there... with all your furniture in place... and tv still working.
now if you had a second floor....
then that's Gravities fault. :p
Boonytopia
05-09-2006, 07:52
That thing is hilarious. Everyone who saw you wearing it would just want to pull it straight off you.