Are Dirty Knickers A Biological Weapon?
Deep Kimchi
04-09-2006, 21:49
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400481&in_page_id=1770
The other day I left my bag on top of the launcher. We got some orders to fire and I forgot it was there. When we raised the launcher the bag fell down and a rocket hit it on the way out.
'The bag just blew up, and everything came showering down - I mean everything - tampons, knickers, make-up… I think some knickers probably ended up in Lebanon.'
eeeeeuwww...
a shower of tampons and knickers...
could that be considered a violation of the Hague Convention?
SHAOLIN9
04-09-2006, 21:51
*ROFL*
Brings a new meaning to the term "dirty bomb":D :p
Boonytopia
05-09-2006, 08:36
It's a new secret weapon! :) Definitely should be on the banned list.
Gauthier
05-09-2006, 09:24
More like interviewing materials for Guantanamo and the Black Facilities.
Harlesburg
05-09-2006, 09:27
Banish them to the waters edge!
Wait, it doesn't say dirty knickers...
Minoriteeburg
05-09-2006, 09:31
this further proves my creation of the universe.....
Harlesburg
05-09-2006, 09:34
They weren't used, just Jewish...
Minoriteeburg
05-09-2006, 09:35
They weren't used, just Jewish...
....zing!
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 12:07
Banish them to the waters edge!
Wait, it doesn't say dirty knickers...
Female soldier living under field conditions for more than a few days = all knickers in her bag are dirty.
Female soldier living under field conditions for more than a few days = all knickers in her bag are dirty.The bags don't keep the dirt out well enough?
Sandy knickers sounds like a terrible fate..
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 14:12
The bags don't keep the dirt out well enough?
Sandy knickers sounds like a terrible fate..
Think about it. You have packed 7 pair of knickers, at most. You have been living outdoors for over a week now. That means all of your knickers have been worn, and are now dirty. There isn't a lot of opportunity to get laundry done when you're at the front firing rockets.
Rubiconic Crossings
05-09-2006, 14:15
new meaning to the phrase chemical warfare!
Jeruselem
05-09-2006, 14:18
There's probably some Hezbollah fighter lying in ditch with shrapnel wounds and pair of women's underwear burnt on his head.
Deep Kimchi
05-09-2006, 14:22
There's probably some Hezbollah fighter lying in ditch with shrapnel wounds and pair of women's underwear burnt on his head.
Hey, American soldiers got in trouble for putting a pair of panties on someone's head. This sounds like a violation!