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I was visiting YTMND, when I saw this one.

http://ishitleralive.ytmnd.com/

You know it does raise some good point. We never really have any conclusive evidence that Hitler really did died in the bunker and was burned by the Soviets. Could it be possible that Hitler could've escaped to South America like other Nazis? What do yall think?

Even if he did, he'd likely be dead of old age by now.

I was visiting YTMND, when I saw this one.

http://ishitleralive.ytmnd.com/

You know it does raise some good point. We never really have any conclusive evidence that Hitler really did died in the bunker and was burned by the Soviets. Could it be possible that Hitler could've escaped to South America like other Nazis? What do yall think?

If Hitler was still alive he'd be 117 years old. I don't think South America has that kind of medical science.

Hitler would be far too egotistical to stay hidden

Who gives a shit really?

If Hitler was still alive he'd be 117 years old. I don't think South America has that kind of medical science.

Well we do have people living a long time nowanddays. Of course the majority of them are living in the USA. Hmm you have a point.

If Hitler was still alive he'd be 117 years old. I don't think South America has that kind of medical science.

Nazi magic.

Only in the fantasies of Neo-Nazis, alternate history buffs, and sci-fi B movies.

I thought that website said "i shit ler alive" for a second, in which I wondered who 'ler' was.

Because a YTMND, despite their humor is a credible source of information :rolleyes:
Like one of the above posters said he's dead by now if anything (spare me the conspiracy theories about prolonging his longevity, cryogenically frozen, etc)

he could be posting on this forum

*looks suspiciously at op*

Well we do have people living a long time nowanddays. Of course the majority of them are living in the USA. Hmm you have a point.

The oldest lady was French, I believe.

And this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU5aWyK9MRk)

Again... who cares?

Crikey!!

he could be posting on this forum

*looks suspiciously at op*


Nonsense. He's far too busy running Human Rights Watch and Amnesty international with his wife, Frau Sheehan.

Even if he did, he'd likely be dead of old age by now.

Ah, but his clone (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/59807) wouldn't.

he could be posting on this forum

*looks suspiciously at op*

*tries to hide his uniform*

Ah, but his clone (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/59807) wouldn't.

Nice to know Bat Boy is still alive. I heard the Yankee traded him to the Sox though.

Ok, so I admit the idea that Hitler would still be alive is absurb, but I dunno, when I done all of my work and there's nothing to do, I tend to think about things like this.

Well who did you think Amenidijad was? That kind of insanity can only happen once!

Even if he somehow escaped Germany, he'd be dead and buried by now, and no one could find him. That .gif has some cool music, though. Argentina does seem a likely place to go though, as many other Nazis were there, and there is also a reputed Nazi 'colony' in Patagonia, that still exists today.

EDIT: My mistake, the supposedly Nazi-affiliated colony is in Chile
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonia_Dignidad

You guys clearly havnt taken into account the fact that the Ark of the Covenant gave him eternal life. Indiana Jones just THINKS he got the real one.

The fact that theres even the possibility of him walking out of that war urks just a little.

I dont know if that quote from the FBI is actually factual, but it strikes me as odd that if it was; then intel would have scoured South America for any trace of him. IMO the same would go for these nazi colonies that were established thereafter, wouldnt the allies go in and kill every last one of them??

My opinion on this is warped anyway, what he did is inexcusable. Being the man that he was referred to as being he should have died fighting.

The fact that theres even the possibility of him walking out of that war urks just a little.

I dont know if that quote from the FBI is actually factual, but it strikes me as odd that if it was; then intel would have scoured South America for any trace of him. IMO the same would go for these nazi colonies that were established thereafter, wouldnt the allies go in and kill every last one of them??

My opinion on this is warped anyway, what he did is inexcusable. Being the man that he was referred to as being he should have died fighting.

No, they probably lost track intially in the aftermath of WW2 by the time they were found you'd probably have to get permission to go into that country raid the homes arrest them, export them and then put them on trial for war crimes with evidence you may or may not have.

Certainly possible that he didn't die the way were have been told. He was 56 in 1945, not in very good health .. might have lived some more years somewhere .. but I doubt he would've made it into the 1960's.

Hitler was evacuated to the German moon base shortly before the war ended. He's been up there ever since. Why else did the U.S. and the Russians want to go to the moon? Hitler's Apfelstrudel! Mmmh-mmh.

You know, there was a heavy german population in Argentina. And like in 60s to the 70s(i think) there was a military gov't, and people did disappear SS style in that time period, even the Jewish population if I am not mistaken. It wish i would have paid more attention to class that day...

It'd be cool.

Could it be possible that Hitler could've escaped to South America like other Nazis? What do yall think?I think that few people live to see the ripe age of 117. It's pretty certain that he's dead.

Even if he somehow escaped Germany, he'd be dead and buried by now, and no one could find him. That .gif has some cool music, though. Argentina does seem a likely place to go though, as many other Nazis were there, and there is also a reputed Nazi 'colony' in Patagonia, that still exists today.

EDIT: My mistake, the supposedly Nazi-affiliated colony is in Chile
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonia_DignidadThere's a bunch of places in South America that Nazis decided to hide. Argentina is one of the foremost because it was a de facto ally of the Nazis until the US put economic pressures on them. Chile and Argentina are definitely not the only ones where people with German ancestry might have a couple stains on their family vest.

I kinda wish he was alive, I'd like to talk to him for a bit.

The notion is an interesting one from a psychiatric viewpoint. What would Hitler's character and personality be like in a world where he has been reviled and emotionally spat upon for decades? How would he have grown after the fall of the Reich? Would he still bear his hatred for Judaism and his feelings on the superior aryan race? What thoughts and ideas would he have dwelled on in societal exile? And would he still think that moustache was a good idea?

Crikey!!

Holy shit! Is Steve Irwin still alive?

Holy shit! Is Steve Irwin still alive?

of course, why would he not be?

of course, why would he not be?

Um... I... I don't know...

of course, why would he not be?

I suppose this proves you should wait at least a day so everyone gets the news before you start making jokes about people being dead.

Hitler is alive today... in every smile in every babys face, in every laugh on every playground.

I think that few people live to see the ripe age of 117. It's pretty certain that he's dead.

Ah yes, but did he die in the bunker, or did he go to South America and survive for decades? That's where the uncertainty is.

Has anybody read Clive Cussler's Atlantis Found? Well there it says that after Hitler's bunker was blown up, the Nazis waited till the body was was burned to ashes and stored them. They also replaced his body with anothers that had identical dental records. stories claimed that he was still alive, which the Nazis kept up. Then, with his ashes and other Nazi tresueres, including Hitler's frozen sperm, they brought it to Argentina with U-boats and then later on to antartica.
Hitler is dead, definently. Either by suicide or an explosion or old age, he's gone. The real question is... is there someone who's a direct descendant of him? because really.... its not that hard to imagine frozen embroys in some mad scientists lab than hitler skipping around in Argentina

I suppose this proves you should wait at least a day so everyone gets the news before you start making jokes about people being dead.

It's never too soon to be tasteless.

Why didn't the Russains take any photos of the dead Hitler if not purely out of disrespect?

It's never too soon to be tasteless.

I agree, but the humour doesn't work when people don't know what you're talking about. Thus giving a day everyone to get up to speed. Of course, if you know the person knows the tastelessness can begin immediately.

Hitler's dead its a one in some hundred thousand chances hitler could've survived because of old age, he died and went to hell, didn't any of you see Little Nicky?

Why didn't the Russains take any photos of the dead Hitler if not purely out of disrespect?

The germans burned his body to ashes before anyone could get to him. Some belive this could be due to that he had a brain disorder that they did not want people to know about.

Like it matters. The man was bugfuck crazy in 1945, I don't see him getting better.

Like it matters. The man was bugfuck crazy in 1945, I don't see him getting better.
That is the interesting question. If he did survive, what was he like in later life? Absolutely barmy, paralysed by failure, or even suffering from regret and self loathing? What does the aftermath of mass genocide do to a man like that?

Has anybody read Clive Cussler's Atlantis Found? Well there it says that after Hitler's bunker was blown up, the Nazis waited till the body was was burned to ashes and stored them. They also replaced his body with anothers that had identical dental records. stories claimed that he was still alive, which the Nazis kept up. Then, with his ashes and other Nazi tresueres, including Hitler's frozen sperm, they brought it to Argentina with U-boats and then later on to antartica.
Hitler is dead, definently. Either by suicide or an explosion or old age, he's gone. The real question is... is there someone who's a direct descendant of him? because really.... its not that hard to imagine frozen embroys in some mad scientists lab than hitler skipping around in Argentina


Ira Levin, "The Boys from Brazil".

Has anybody read Clive Cussler's Atlantis Found? Well there it says that after Hitler's bunker was blown up, the Nazis waited till the body was was burned to ashes and stored them. They also replaced his body with anothers that had identical dental records. stories claimed that he was still alive, which the Nazis kept up. Then, with his ashes and other Nazi tresueres, including Hitler's frozen sperm, they brought it to Argentina with U-boats and then later on to antartica.
Hitler is dead, definently. Either by suicide or an explosion or old age, he's gone. The real question is... is there someone who's a direct descendant of him? because really.... its not that hard to imagine frozen embroys in some mad scientists lab than hitler skipping around in Argentina
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Patrick_Hitler

Not a direct descendants - but he is his nephew.

It's the spare change music! This is awesome!

Hehehehehe!

Mocking spare change! It's so awesome!

I agree, but the humour doesn't work when people don't know what you're talking about. Thus giving a day everyone to get up to speed. Of course, if you know the person knows the tastelessness can begin immediately.

This is hard. There is too much etiquette involved. I'll just get accustomed to the possibility that I'm not funny.

I was visiting YTMND, when I saw this one.

http://ishitleralive.ytmnd.com/

You know it does raise some good point. We never really have any conclusive evidence that Hitler really did died in the bunker and was burned by the Soviets. Could it be possible that Hitler could've escaped to South America like other Nazis? What do yall think?

Except for the fact that his remains are in possession of the Russian Government....

Ive even seen em.

Total BS.

I was visiting YTMND, when I saw this one.

http://ishitleralive.ytmnd.com/

You know it does raise some good point. We never really have any conclusive evidence that Hitler really did died in the bunker and was burned by the Soviets. Could it be possible that Hitler could've escaped to South America like other Nazis? What do yall think?

And JFK is still alive living with 1/2 a brain in a nursing home. :rolleyes:

It certainly is possible. It would have been interesting if he lived and wrote his memoirs. ;)

I wish Hitler were still alive, so I could kill him.