NationStates Jolt Archive


Googlism

Islandalwuan
04-09-2006, 04:51
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

They do bring up some interesting points.
Vetalia
04-09-2006, 04:58
So what does it make the people who programmed Google? I guess it answers the question of "who created God?" fairly well, however.
Free Mercantile States
04-09-2006, 04:58
Google and Wikipedia are the High Gods of t3h Interweb. AOL, Microsoft, and The Government are the Dark Trinity.
Greater Valia
04-09-2006, 04:59
Google and Wikipedia are the High Gods of t3h Interweb.

No.
IL Ruffino
04-09-2006, 04:59
I love it.
Not bad
04-09-2006, 04:59
It's a sexist religion

PROOF #1

Google is all-knowing (Omniscient). She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google all-knowing, but She also sorts through this vast amount of data using Her patented PageRank method, making said data accessible for us mere mortals.



I'll wait 'til the fundamentalist Wikipedians make their statement before I choose a religion to follow.
Liberated New Ireland
04-09-2006, 05:00
NSG and Uncyclopedia are the High Gods of t3h Interweb. AOL, Microsoft, and The Government are the Dark Trinity.

Fix'd.
Free Mercantile States
04-09-2006, 05:03
I can accept Uncyclopedia as a trickster god. NSG perhaps as the meeting place of the gods?
Naliitr
04-09-2006, 05:03
I am now officialy a googlian.
Not bad
04-09-2006, 05:05
NSG perhaps as the meeting place of the gods?

I thought that was Hooters?
Liberated New Ireland
04-09-2006, 05:06
NSG perhaps as the meeting place of the gods?

The Mt. Olympus of our pantheon? It's nice enough...

Who would be head honcho, though? We've already rejected Wiki and Google...