NationStates Jolt Archive


If Islam Ruled!!

Markiria
04-09-2006, 01:23
Ok...It the near future and terrorist have tooken the West Hostage....The Western way of live has been converted to Islam by force or fear..Major powers sutch as the U.S have been bought out buy the sleeper cells...The U.S people cant raise their voice without a fear of their goverment hurting them and soo on...Europe has been ravaged by millions of Arab who have moved to Europe...Living in the Slums and trying to fit in with a Christian way of life they have struck back at the system and the shocked goverments pander to their every demand. The Middle East has become powerfull with support of China/Russia....They have cells all over the world and have finally finished their "Jihad" against the west..... Everyday life has been changed the history of the west has blown into the files of time...You and Me are in state of fear...Have you converted?

What would the world be like if the terrorist won...
What would you be like and would you convert or stand up for justice or liberty or whatever you stand for..

And is this all just a dream or this become are future? Look at france??.......

*walks back into a dark mist*
Laerod
04-09-2006, 01:25
And is this all just a dream or this become are future? Look at france??.......It's a dream, and a pretty surreal one at that.
Minaris
04-09-2006, 01:26
I have foreseen the inevitable doom of Earth and its people... I am thus wishing to settle in another system.

My craft will be ready in (-1)^(1/2) years or so... ;)
The Nazz
04-09-2006, 01:27
Sounds a bit like living under a conservative christian regime.
Laerod
04-09-2006, 01:27
I have foreseen the inevitable doom of Earth and its people... I am thus wishing to settle in another system.

My craft will be ready in (-1)^(1/2) years or so... ;)I don't think I can wait i years...
Markiria
04-09-2006, 01:28
Sounds a bit like living under a conservative christian regime.

Tell me about it!
Minaris
04-09-2006, 01:31
I don't think I can wait i years...

It could be ready in real time...

And I admit, imaginary time will take awhile. ;)
The Nazz
04-09-2006, 01:31
Tell me about it!

The US isn't there yet, but imagine a President Brownback, with a Secretary of State Pat Robertson, and where there's a new Cabinet post, Secretary of Faith, or something like that.

Or better yet, just read Heinlein's version of it, the country as ruled by Nehemiah Scudder.
Markreich
04-09-2006, 01:32
I don't think most of the world would tolerate turning the calendar back to 1350 and giving up freedom.
Markreich
04-09-2006, 01:34
Sounds a bit like living under a conservative christian regime.

Fortuantely, we've yet to have President David Duke or President Pat Robertson.

Bush is (fortunately!!!!) nowhere near running a CCR as one might think. If anything, Carter and Ike were far closer.
[NS:]Begoner21
04-09-2006, 01:34
I have foreseen the inevitable doom of Earth and its people... I am thus wishing to settle in another system.

My craft will be ready in (-1)^(1/2) years or so... ;)

Damnit, stop playing mind games with me! The inexorable demise of the entire human race is drawing steadily nearer and you're making petty jokes about our only chance for survival!? :eek:
Call to power
04-09-2006, 01:36
Depends on the Terrorists doesn’t it

If the IRA has its way Northern island will be forced to leave the U.K and become part of EIRE brutal oppression will result (by the IRA of course) and you could be killed for owning a British flag (thanks America:rolleyes: )
Nadkor
04-09-2006, 01:41
I imagine it would be much the same as it would be if the fundamentalist Christians 'ruled' (again).
Markreich
04-09-2006, 01:42
Depends on the Terrorists doesn’t it

If the IRA has its way Northern island will be forced to leave the U.K and become part of EIRE brutal oppression will result (by the IRA of course) and you could be killed for owning a British flag (thanks America:rolleyes: )

For what? Because some misguided Irish-Americans sent money home to fight the Brits?
Markiria
04-09-2006, 01:43
You guys are making Christains Look like terrorist....So are you saying the us goverment are terrorist?
Call to power
04-09-2006, 01:44
For what? Because some misguided Irish-Americans sent money home to fight the Brits?

yep quite allot I do believe
Psychotic Mongooses
04-09-2006, 01:45
You guys are making Christains Look like terrorist....So are you saying the us goverment are terrorist?

How are the two linked?

Some Christians are terrorists, but I fail to see how that equates to "the US government".
Markreich
04-09-2006, 01:48
yep quite allot I do believe

Then blame the Irish-Americans, not America.
The only money I've ever given to Ireland was for Madge network cards and Guinness. :D
Call to power
04-09-2006, 01:52
You guys are making Christains Look like terrorist....So are you saying the us goverment are terrorist?

are you implying the U.S government is Christian?
Naliitr
04-09-2006, 01:54
I'd be one of those people who would be raising an assault rifle shouting "Freedom!" while charging into obvious death for the hope that I might make a difference for the next generation.
The Nazz
04-09-2006, 01:55
You guys are making Christains Look like terrorist....So are you saying the us goverment are terrorist?

The only way we're saying that is if you're equating Muslims with terrorists. Is that what you're doing?
Call to power
04-09-2006, 01:55
I'd be one of those people who would be raising an assault rifle shouting "Freedom!" while charging into obvious death for the hope that I might make a difference for the next generation.

charging against who?
Psychotic Mongooses
04-09-2006, 01:56
The only money I've ever given to Ireland was for... Guinness. :D

Nah. You just gave it to Nigeria. Outside of Ireland and Britain, if you've had a Guinness it was made in Lagos.
Nadkor
04-09-2006, 02:03
And is this all just a dream or this become are future? Look at france??.......

*walks back into a dark mist*

What about France?
Laerod
04-09-2006, 02:10
What about France?It's a catholic nation, so it must obviously be muslim.
Nadkor
04-09-2006, 02:12
It's a catholic nation, so it must obviously be muslim.

Ah, I see.

So obvious, why didn't I think of that?
Chunkylover_53
04-09-2006, 02:14
As long as a dictatorship was already in effect w/ islam rule, I figure I might as well break some laws and start smuggling illegal substances to ppl.
Call to power
04-09-2006, 02:16
As long as a dictatorship was already in effect w/ islam rule, I figure I might as well break some laws and start smuggling illegal substances to ppl.

are you suggesting illegal alcohol trafficking like a 1920's gangster?
Naliitr
04-09-2006, 02:17
charging against who?

The forces of the Fundamentalist leaders of this new world order, of course.
The Nazz
04-09-2006, 02:18
are you suggesting illegal alcohol trafficking like a 1920's gangster?

I'll bet he could do a brisk business in Bibles.
Vetalia
04-09-2006, 02:19
I'll bet he could do a brisk business in Bibles.

Use copies of the Koran to smuggle porn.
Call to power
04-09-2006, 02:20
The forces of the Fundamentalist leaders of this new world order, of course.

but that would mean your fighting the government and thus you will be labelled a terrorist causing a loop where the terrorist (namely you) win and then teh evil terrorists turn it around!!!

Terrorism is such a funny word:D

and can't Fundamentalist leaders be nice?
Chunkylover_53
04-09-2006, 02:26
are you suggesting illegal alcohol trafficking like a 1920's gangster?

booze, drugs, certain meat products which arent allowed under muslim rule etc. W/e makes money.
Naliitr
04-09-2006, 02:29
and can't Fundamentalist leaders be nice?

Sure, those who aren't completely blinded by their faith, and actually understand what their faith is trying to tell them.
Jenrak
04-09-2006, 02:39
I chose 'yes' just to fuck with you guys. :cool:
Markreich
04-09-2006, 02:43
Nah. You just gave it to Nigeria. Outside of Ireland and Britain, if you've had a Guinness it was made in Lagos.

Almost right:
All the GUINNESS® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. James’s Gate Brewery in Dublin.

http://www.guinness.com/us_en/bottomnav/leftnav/faqs/default.aspx#q13
[NS]Cthulhu-Mythos
04-09-2006, 02:44
You guys are making Christains Look like terrorist....So are you saying the us goverment are terrorist?
Scary Thought isn't it?

All the more scary because I'm starting to wonder if it isn't true.
At least in COLLUSION with Terrorists.
The USA funded all of the groups that are now set on destroying anything that isn't Islam (and even some parts that are...)
Why?
We stopped funding them.
Russia stopped being the "Evil Empire" and our pet terrorists whose only job was to resist "Evil Communism" suddenly had neither purpose nor funds...
Guess they were a bad idea to start up in the first place, huh?

That's what wakes me up in the middle of the night.
There are monsters and WE made them.
Created them.
Trained them.
Funded them.
Then, we dumped them when we no longer needed them.
Take a gun and give it a mind and the ability to aim as well as the desire.
Then just set it aside rather than dismantle it.
Wake up some late night with the sound of the gun cocking itself after having loaded itself.
:mp5:
Laerod
04-09-2006, 02:45
I'll bet he could do a brisk business in Bibles.Must resist urge to link... (http://www.superdickery.com/other/241.html)
(failed)
Vetalia
04-09-2006, 02:46
Must resist urge to link... (http://www.superdickery.com/other/241.html)
(failed)

They don't show the sequel where his car is destroyed, the Bibles burned and he's sitting in some Siberian gulag muttering to himself "Lord make seeing eyes blind" over and over after being beaten and forced to mine coal for 16 hours....
Naliitr
04-09-2006, 02:47
Must resist urge to link... (http://www.superdickery.com/other/241.html)
(failed)

My dad has that book. I tried reading it, knowing it would be full of over-zealous Catholic propoganda, but I thought there might be some story in there. I was horribly wrong.
Psychotic Mongooses
04-09-2006, 02:49
Almost right:
All the GUINNESS® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. James’s Gate Brewery in Dublin.

http://www.guinness.com/us_en/bottomnav/leftnav/faqs/default.aspx#q13


Huh. Learn something new everyday.
Megaloria
04-09-2006, 02:56
Psh. Won't matter who's in charge when the robots come.
Muffinkuchen
04-09-2006, 02:58
well look at what the us is becoming, with our rapidly decreasing civil liberties and all. even if islam didnt take over, we still may be heading that way.
Naliitr
04-09-2006, 03:00
Psh. Won't matter who's in charge when the robots come.

"When robots attack..."
Markreich
04-09-2006, 03:01
Huh. Learn something new everyday.

Imagine my surprise! I was told (back when I worked at Labatts (now InBev) in Norwalk, Connecticut -- Guinness USA is down the road a ways in Greenwhich, Connecticut) that all US Guinness came from Malaysia, except for some of the bottles that had the St. James Gate label -- and those were mostly in the NYC-Boston area!
Nadkor
04-09-2006, 03:09
Almost right:
All the GUINNESS® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. James’s Gate Brewery in Dublin.

http://www.guinness.com/us_en/bottomnav/leftnav/faqs/default.aspx#q13

Although, despite what they say, it does taste better in Ireland. I don't know why, but I remember hearing it's because Guinness regularly check each and every Guinness pump in Ireland (as featured on one of their recent ads here), and the pipes are always kept spotless. Or something.

But yea....it tastes the best in Belfast...
Markreich
04-09-2006, 03:12
Although, despite what they say, it does taste better in Ireland. I don't know why, but I remember hearing it's because Guinness regularly check each and every Guinness pump in Ireland (as featured on one of their recent ads here), and the pipes are always kept spotless. Or something.

But yea....it tastes the best in Belfast...

That I can't say, as I've never been to the Emerald Isle, but I *do* lust for the Guinness Extra Cold taps they have in London. If they had them here in NYC, summer would almost be tolerable!

(39 degrees centigrade and 95% humidity... yuck!)
New Mitanni
04-09-2006, 03:13
Sounds a bit like living under a conservative christian regime.

:rolleyes:

Sounds like you know absolutely nothing about the subject.
Nadkor
04-09-2006, 03:15
That I can't say, as I've never been to the Emerald Isle, but I *do* lust for the Guinness Extra Cold taps they have in London. If they had them here in NYC, summer would almost be tolerable!

(39 degrees centigrade and 95% humidity... yuck!)

Yeah, Extra Cold is great on an extra hot day....yum....

They have those taps throughout the UK and Ireland, you know, not just London :p
Markreich
04-09-2006, 03:18
Yeah, Extra Cold is great on an extra hot day....yum....

They have those taps throughout the UK and Ireland, you know, not just London :p

I believe you, it's just the only place I've ever been that's had 'em is all.
I spend more time in Prague and Bratislava and Vienna than anywhere else in Europe... (Where I'm not drinking dark beer, that's for sure! It's made for women... very sweet.)
Nadkor
04-09-2006, 03:19
I believe you, it's just the only place I've ever been that's had 'em is all.
I spend more time in Prague and Bratislava and Vienna than anywhere else in Europe... (Where I'm not drinking dark beer, that's for sure! It's made for women... very sweet.)

You need to go to Ireland, find a pub, and stay there :p
Gauthier
04-09-2006, 03:22
If the West was ever cowed by a minority of psychotic extremists to the point everyone forcibly converted to Islam, then it's obvious the West put a bigger Sultan of Dumbfuckistan than George W. Bush into power. And thus nobody really has a right to bitch about their lot in life. Common sense here people?
The Nazz
04-09-2006, 03:26
You need to go to Ireland, find a pub, and stay there :p

There are certainly worse ways to spend a lifetime.
Markiria
04-09-2006, 21:57
Why do I feel like this is OFF TOPIC!:mad:
Parmazano
04-09-2006, 22:16
:mp5: if islam ruled we would all be dead. :mp5:
LiberationFrequency
04-09-2006, 22:18
:mp5: if islam ruled we would all be dead. :mp5:

Yep, Islam ain't gunna rule in this century
Bolol
04-09-2006, 22:25
Everyday life has been changed the history of the west has blown into the files of time...You and Me are in state of fear...Have you converted?

What would the world be like if the terrorist won...
What would you be like and would you convert or stand up for justice or liberty or whatever you stand for..

I would do what I would do if Communists, Fascists, the Christian Right or Autocrats took over: rebel.
Markreich
05-09-2006, 00:41
Why do I feel like this is OFF TOPIC!:mad:

Don't be mad. We're merely showing what we couldn't talk about if Islam ruled. Muslims invariably don't drink.

BTW: Nice name! :)
Meath Street
05-09-2006, 01:10
Sounds a bit like living under a conservative christian regime.
Threadjack, much?
Andaluciae
05-09-2006, 01:48
Not for a very long time, or if there's some grand conspiracy that's totally slipped under the radar, but otherwise no.

It came close at Tours, and it came close at Vienna, but it hasn't posed much of a general threat to the west since then.
Yootopia
05-09-2006, 04:32
You guys are making Christains Look like terrorist....So are you saying the us goverment are terrorist?
Ask the residents of most of Africa, South America and the Middle East, as well as the Cambodians.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2006, 04:36
Ok...It the near future and terrorist have tooken the West Hostage....The Western way of live has been converted to Islam by force or fear..Major powers sutch as the U.S have been bought out buy the sleeper cells...The U.S people cant raise their voice without a fear of their goverment hurting them and soo on...Europe has been ravaged by millions of Arab who have moved to Europe...Living in the Slums and trying to fit in with a Christian way of life they have struck back at the system and the shocked goverments pander to their every demand. The Middle East has become powerfull with support of China/Russia....They have cells all over the world and have finally finished their "Jihad" against the west..... Everyday life has been changed the history of the west has blown into the files of time...You and Me are in state of fear...Have you converted?

What would the world be like if the terrorist won...
What would you be like and would you convert or stand up for justice or liberty or whatever you stand for..

And is this all just a dream or this become are future? Look at france??.......

*walks back into a dark mist*

I think I'd be too busy avoiding falling shit from the pigs flying overhead to really notice. :p
Soviestan
05-09-2006, 06:40
I'd convert to Islam and adapt to their culture. Or I'd fight them where ever they were til I was killed. Haven't figured out which yet.
Yesmusic
05-09-2006, 06:53
I would be against it. No more alcohol; I couldn't pursue any of my vices any longer. No.

Muslims invariably don't drink.

Oh, you would be surprised.