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Nike puts out Pee Wee Herman shoes with wankin' in the theatre insoles


http://nicekicks.com/511/nike/nike-sb/pee-wee-herman-dunks-sb/

Just when I thought I had everything I wanted...Nike has to come out with Peewee Herman jerking it shoes! Oh the humanity.

Nike... aren't they the ones with the slogan "Just Do It"? :eek:

Just when I thought I had everything I wanted...Nike has to come out with Peewee Herman jerking it shoes! Oh the humanity.

well... true to his name, you can't see PeeWee's WeePee!

I'm still waiting for sneakers with super springs in them like in that Road Runner cartoon. :)

Then again, for my own safety, perhaps it's for the best that I am still waiting. :p

I'm still waiting for sneakers with super springs in them like in that Road Runner cartoon. :)

Then again, for my own safety, perhaps it's for the best that I am still waiting. :p

A crash Helmet, pads, and a parachute. ;)

I always wanted to be like the Road Runner, he was so smart to get past that coyote.

Also, does anyone else get the impression when drunk or buzzed that music (and time) speeds by? Because it seems like Donald Fagen is rushing by right now

I'm still waiting for sneakers with super springs in them like in that Road Runner cartoon. :)

Then again, for my own safety, perhaps it's for the best that I am still waiting. :p

They make them. It is best not to link you to the site or the videos at this time however. It's for your own good.

I'm still waiting for sneakers with super springs in them like in that Road Runner cartoon. :)

Then again, for my own safety, perhaps it's for the best that I am still waiting. :p

Tch, wouldnt you rather have the ones with rocket motors? Or dynaite. Ill bet you could never, ever get insurance ever again...for anything. Ever.

They make them. It is best not to link you to the site or the videos at this time however. It's for your own good.

:(

Oh yes, I forgot:
In Soviet Russia, adult theatre wanks in YOU!

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11632522']Oh yes, I forgot:
In Soviet Russia, adult theatre wanks in YOU!

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks...you?

best I can do, I'm no Yakov Smirnoff :(

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11632517']Tch, wouldnt you rather have the ones with rocket motors? Or dynaite. Ill bet you could never, ever get insurance ever again...for anything. Ever.

I've been searching for those sneakers with wheels in the heel, but I can't find them around these parts in adult sizes. :(

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks...you?

best I can do, I'm no Yakov Smirnoff :(

In Soviet Russia, life fails YOU!

Kidding, kidding :P
I wouldnt say people fail at life for not being able to comrehend the mystery of the Russian Reversal. They just miss out on all the cool parties, and the hot sex. Did I mention the hot sex before? No. Well, there you go.
What a country, eh?

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11632529']In Soviet Russia, life fails YOU!

Kidding, kidding :P
I wouldnt say people fail at life for not being able to comrehend the mystery of the Russian Reversal. They just miss out on all the cool parties, and the hot sex. Did I mention the hot sex before? No. Well, there you go.
What a country, eh?

That does it. I HAVE TO GO TO RUSSIA. I don't know the language, but...hot sex? No problem!

That does it. I HAVE TO GO TO RUSSIA. I don't know the language, but...hot sex? No problem!

Indeed, hot sex at reasonable prices, because in Soviet Russia, whore pays YOU!

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11632537']Indeed, hot sex at reasonable prices, because in Soviet Russia, whore pays YOU!

Sadly, though, in Soviet Russia, party finds YOU, so :(

or maybe my info is outdated??? Hopefully so

Sadly, though, in Soviet Russia, party finds YOU, so :(

or maybe my info is outdated??? Hopefully so

Yeah, now its the maffia that finds you. But the principle of what happens after that is pretty much the same ;)

The only difference is that as opposed to breaking your fingers and exliling you to Siberia, the Mafia only breaks your fingers...or cuts them off and boils them in oil then forces you to eat them.
Its better than counting trees for the rest of your life though ;)

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11633128']The only difference is that as opposed to breaking your fingers and exliling you to Siberia, the Mafia only breaks your fingers...or cuts them off and boils them in oil then forces you to eat them.
Its better than counting trees for the rest of your life though ;)

Unless you develop a craving for more of your own flesh. :eek:

Mmmm...deep fried leg of me...
*drools*

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11633128']The only difference is that as opposed to breaking your fingers and exliling you to Siberia, the Mafia only breaks your fingers...or cuts them off and boils them in oil then forces you to eat them.
Its better than counting trees for the rest of your life though ;)

The problem is the next month when they cut of your toes...or even more the month after that when they cut of your other things that sticks out of your body.

The problem is the next month when they cut of your toes...or even more the month after that when they cut of your other things that sticks out of your body.

The good thing is that each time they cut off something thats sticking off of your body, your more streamlined so you can run faster :)

Nike... aren't they the ones with the slogan "Just Do It"? :eek:
You think they should change it to "Just Done it....now pass the tissues"?

Harmonia Mortus Redux;11633165']The good thing is that each time they cut off something thats sticking off of your body, your more streamlined so you can run faster :)

Until they cut off your feet:eek:

:(

Alright I cant stand to see a sad goofball even if making one happy means he will lust after something likely to break his neck. I give you a short film of spring shoes

http://www.powerskip.de/velocityjump.wmv