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Hello there fellow nations.

I am a PI passing the long hours of surveillances by "piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that don't secure their wireless routers.

The person I am watching has had mutiple (5 on record) disability claims in the last 10 years. She is now claiming she hurt her back lifting her laptop off her desk and placing it on the floor. She says she cannot get out of bed because of the pain...sniffle...sniffle. :rolleyes:

any questions???

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Hello there fellow nations.

I am a PI passing the long hours of surveillances by "piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that down secure their wireless routers.

The person I am watching has had mutiple (5 on record) disability claims in the last 10 years. She is now claiming she hurt her back lifting her laptop off her desk and placing it on the floor. She says she cannot get out of bed because of the pain...sniffle...sniffle. :rolleyes:

any questions???

Question:What the f#ck are you talking about lad?

What makes you think we care?

What makes you think we believe you?

What kind of crappy PI announces publicly that he's following someone?

Oh, and welcome to NS general :fluffle:

Apparently he's going after workers' comp frauds by whiling away the hours stealing other people's internet bandwidth.

The irony is delicious.

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out of an INFINITE number of possible locations I could be, I'm not worried... I'M BORED...I already have video on this person....oh...did I neglect to tell you that part? She was a bad girl and went to a street faire the other day; walked a total of 3 hours without sitting. (one of her restrictions is that she cannot stand or walk for more than 5 minutes)

Apparently he's going after workers' comp frauds by whiling away the hours stealing other people's internet bandwidth.

Makes sense. I mean, thats what I would do:rolleyes:

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Hello there fellow nations.

I am a PI passing the long hours of surveillances by "piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that down secure their wireless routers.

The person I am watching has had mutiple (5 on record) disability claims in the last 10 years. She is now claiming she hurt her back lifting her laptop off her desk and placing it on the floor. She says she cannot get out of bed because of the pain...sniffle...sniffle. :rolleyes:

any questions???
Sounds like fun. Do you catch cheating spouses too? How does one get in on that kind of scam?

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It helps pass the time-- she's inside with her adult-aged daughters.

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It helps pass the time-- she's inside with her adult-aged daughters.

They hot? Can you get me "private" video of them? :p

3 years apprentice, 6000 hours of logged surveillance, state-test, and about $3000.00

Cheating spouses work doesn't pay as well as insurance fraud or the REAL GRAVEY:::::following politicians around

any questions???
Sure, what's your current hire paying you for this esteemed service you're providing?

They hot? Can you get me "private" video of them? :p
Ditto.

The daughters are fat and dumpy :mad:

50/hr for domestic cases, 65 for insurance and 125 for the big-wigs

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It helps pass the time-- she's inside with her adult-aged daughters.

Tell the truth, your at a strip joint arn't you?

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BUT,
one daughter is driving a 2006 black colored SVT Cobra!!! SWEET!

The daughters are fat and dumpy :mad:

50/hr for domestic cases, 65 for insurance and 125 for the big-wigs

piss...ah well. -goes back to stalking the girls side of the dorm- :D

3 years apprentice, 6000 hours of logged surveillance, state-test, and about $3000.00

Cheating spouses work doesn't pay as well as insurance fraud or the REAL GRAVEY:::::following politicians around

50/hr for domestic cases, 65 for insurance and 125 for the big-wigs

I might want to look into that. Sounds like you could make some decent money without too much actual work.

A PI, huh? Well, I guess disability fraud is a break from infidelity cases. You asked for questions, so I'll set up a few:

1) Pepsi or Coke?
2) How's the job satisfaction as a PI?
3) If you could be any member of the Beatles or Rolling Stones, who would you be?
4) The immortal question: Christine or Carlotta?
5) The other immortal question: Eponine or Cosette?
6) If a masked murderer said that you either had to jump off a fifteen storey building into a pool of jello (your least favourite flavour) or eat your way through a room made of peanut butter (chunky), which would you choose, and why?
7) What would you say was the most life-changing experience you've ever had?
8) True or True: David Caruso is creepy?
9) If TC were God, what would you sacrifice in her honour?
10) Why do you think I care about your job and/or tendancy to illegally steal internet connections?

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Wish I were at a strip club, but they don't allow computers inside

BASTARDS!!! :upyours:

Isn't all this information suppost to be confidential?

Oh and heres some advice, dont use the gun smilie ;)

Isn't all this information suppost to be confidential?

Oh and heres some advice, dont use the gun smilie ;)

nOOb smilie, don't forget the troll smilie too!:D

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as far as confidentiality goes....what have I said that breaks it??

PEPSI, George H, being a PI has BEEN a lifechanging experience, the rest require too much thought

Your repeated use of the : sniper : smilie undermines any credibility you didn't have.

Isn't all this information suppost to be confidential?

Oh and heres some advice, dont use the gun smilie ;)

yeah, they aren't supposed to disclose any info at all, from what i remember

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Hello there fellow nations.

I am a PI passing the long hours of surveillances by "piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that don't secure their wireless routers.

The person I am watching has had mutiple (5 on record) disability claims in the last 10 years. She is now claiming she hurt her back lifting her laptop off her desk and placing it on the floor. She says she cannot get out of bed because of the pain...sniffle...sniffle. :rolleyes:

any questions???

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out of an INFINITE number of possible locations I could be, I'm not worried... I'M BORED...I already have video on this person....oh...did I neglect to tell you that part? She was a bad girl and went to a street faire the other day; walked a total of 3 hours without sitting. (one of her restrictions is that she cannot stand or walk for more than 5 minutes)

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It helps pass the time-- she's inside with her adult-aged daughters.

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BUT,
one daughter is driving a 2006 black colored SVT Cobra!!! SWEET!

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Wish I were at a strip club, but they don't allow computers inside

BASTARDS!!! ::

I fix'd all your posts for you.

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as far as confidentiality goes....what have I said that breaks it??

PEPSI, George H, being a PI has BEEN a lifechanging experience, the rest require too much thought

Sorry, missed one.

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Now thats just taking the piss


as far as confidentiality goes....what have I said that breaks it??


All the information you have found whilst you were spying....

6) If a masked murderer said that you either had to jump off a fifteen storey building into a pool of jello...
That would be awesome. I'd do that without provocation anyway if I had a reasonable assurance I'd survive without critical injury.

Who are you working for, the State, or a company?

I might want to look into that. Sounds like you could make some decent money without too much actual work.

I have quadrupled my earnings by becoming a PI. 6 figures a year

I might want to look into that. Sounds like you could make some decent money without too much actual work.

I have quadrupled my earnings by becoming a PI. 6 figures a year

What an awesome way to quote someone!

Who are you working for, the State, or a company?
He's not a Private Investigator if he's working for the state, is he? 0_o

I might want to look into that. Sounds like you could make some decent money without too much actual work.

I have quadrupled my earnings by becoming a PI. 6 figures a year

I might want to look into that. Sounds like you could make some decent money without too much actual work.

I have quadrupled my earnings by becoming a PI. 6 figures a year


i kind of don't beleive that.

He's not a Private Investigator if he's working for the state, is he? 0_o
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ok, is your client the state, or a company?

Better?

sorry about that stutter-posing...

I work for private companies or individuals. Although I will be submitting a bid to the state for an upcoming contract.

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ok, is your client the state, or a company?

Better?
Much. You may proceed. :D

good for you
you got a job not like same and i kill for my nation and get payed

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I have a degree in business, emphasis in accounting. I worked in management for 10 years and was making about xx/k a year. I now make 4 times that.

1) Pepsi or Coke? COKE.
3) If you could be any member of the Beatles or Rolling Stones, who would you be? Either Paul or Ringo -- they're still alive and kicking. ;)
4) The immortal question: Christine or Carlotta? Christine, of course. That's all I ask of you. ;)
5) The other immortal question: Eponine or Cosette? Eponine. What a great death scene.


The others don't interest me. ;)

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I have a degree in business, emphasis in accounting. I worked in management for 10 years and was making about xx/k a year. I now make 4 times that.

Bullshit

:Fix'd. Again.:

I have a degree in business, emphasis in accounting. I worked in management for 10 years and was making about xx/k a year. I now make 4 times that.
sh

hmmmmm

james in wc

are you posting from someone's toilet?

hmmmmm

james in wc

are you posting from someone's toilet?

Maybe he means to say the job is crap.

What an awesome way to quote someone!

Like an idiot?

hmmmmm

james in wc

are you posting from someone's toilet?

Lol. Now that could be interesting.

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ce-la vie

I really don't care if you believe me or not....I have the smile on my face to prove it.

hmmmmm

james in wc

are you posting from someone's toilet?
It would be a public lavatory, I presume. Anyone who calls their own bathroom the WC mustn't have a lot of self esteem.

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ce-la vie

I really don't care if you believe me or not....I have the smile on my face to prove it.
And a dedication to your job.

... Was that bathroom light always on?

wc could mean watercloset......OR the name of city I live???

and I appologize to the masters of the nationstates like Teh_pantless_hero as I said I am new to this site. instead of critsizing, why not offer me assistance on how the PROPER wait to quote someone.

Like an idiot?

an idiot on NS? now WAY!!!!

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ce-la vie

I really don't care if you believe me or not....I have the smile on my face to prove it.

Do you mean...C'est la vie? If not, you just said something I don't understand at all.

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Hello there fellow nations.

I am a PI passing the long hours of surveillances by "piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that don't secure their wireless routers.

The person I am watching has had mutiple (5 on record) disability claims in the last 10 years. She is now claiming she hurt her back lifting her laptop off her desk and placing it on the floor. She says she cannot get out of bed because of the pain...sniffle...sniffle. :rolleyes:

any questions???

Fake?

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ce-la vie

I really don't care if you believe me or not....I have the smile on my face to prove it.

Say you had a case every day. And each case was one of the "big wigs" like you said. (this is incredibly unlikely)

360 x 120 or whatever it is, does not = a 6 figure number like you said.

Therefor you are lying.

Fake?

you'd know all about being fake, now wouldn't you :p

wc could mean watercloset......OR the name of city I live???

and I appologize to the masters of the nationstates like Teh_pantless_hero as I said I am new to this site. instead of critsizing, why not offer me assistance on how the PROPER wait to quote someone.

Ya see that button which is hard to miss called quote...

Do you mean...C'est la vie? If not, you just said something I don't understand at all.

I thought it was C'est la vive. But I don't speak French.

wc could mean watercloset......OR the name of city I live???

Wisconsin?

It would be a public lavatory, I presume. Anyone who calls their own bathroom the WC mustn't have a lot of self esteem.

Well, I can smell BS, either way.

Say you had a case every day. And each case was one of the "big wigs" like you said. (this is incredibly unlikely)

360 x 120 or whatever it is, does not = a 6 figure number like you said.

Therefor you are lying.

i'd say the REALLY good ones make at most about 80k a year.

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Say you had a case every day. And each case was one of the "big wigs" like you said. (this is incredibly unlikely)

360 x 120 or whatever it is, does not = a 6 figure number like you said.

Therefor you are lying.

ahhhh....but you forget to add the proceeds of my employees

thank you for the help Hydesland

I thought it was C'est la vive. But I don't speak French.

Nope...It's c'est la vie. Vie is the noun meaning "life", and vive is a conjugated version of the verb meaning "to live".

So where is this WC?

So, how old are you? 13? 12?

Well, I can smell BS, either way.

Bulls don't use public toilets.

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I'd like to continue, but it is close to ending this day. I have 5 more minutes then it's off to the strip club.

Nope...It's c'est la vie. Vie is the noun meaning "life", and vive is a conjugated version of the verb meaning "to live".

Yay, I'm learning!

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Bulls don't use public toilets.
I wouldn't have thought so either, but some of the ones at train stations would make you think otherwise.

you'd know all about being fake, now wouldn't you :p

Well you didn't have to tell everybody about it!

So where is this WC?

I said Wisconsin. But I could be wrong.

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I said Wisconsin. But I could be wrong.

WC= a place far far away.

enjoy the day all.

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WC= a place far far away.

enjoy the day all.

Tipperary?

I think he put a gun smilie in all of his posts excet 1. Isn't that a new record???

I said Wisconsin. But I could be wrong.
Wisconsin is WI


Well you didn't have to tell everybody about it! Sorry, i was so happy i was being a PI...lol ironic!

If you were going to give your professional opinion, what would you recommend as highest gain to risk way to cheat an insurance company?

I think he put a gun smilie in all of his posts excet 1. Isn't that a new record???

I think so. I'm having a n00b-gasm.

So where is this WC?

Water Closet?

Wisconsin is WI


Sorry, i was so happy i was being a PI...lol ironic!

Lol. very;)

I call fake.

I think he put a gun smilie in all of his posts excet 1. Isn't that a new record???

plus used the troll smilie!!!!!!!

NS book of records Ultra nOOb award winner!!!!!!

plus used the troll smilie!!!!!!!

NS book of records Ultra nOOb award winner!!!!!!

Oh, there have been worse, belive me... :/

Oh, there have been worse, belive me... :/

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Well, I didn't actually consider him bad compared to Ritlina

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Well, I didn't actually consider him bad compared to Ritlina

Was He The One Who Wrote Like This?

Was He The One Who Wrote Like This?

For Gods Sakes Yes, It Was A Bastard To Read And Its Hard To Write Like This When You've Been Up Ages!

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Not bad for a first-time post.

I seem to have survived the Nationstates groupies that tried to pounce

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1) Pepsi or Coke?
2) How's the job satisfaction as a PI?
3) If you could be any member of the Beatles or Rolling Stones, who would you be?
4) The immortal question: Christine or Carlotta?
5) The other immortal question: Eponine or Cosette?
6) If a masked murderer said that you either had to jump off a fifteen storey building into a pool of jello (your least favourite flavour) or eat your way through a room made of peanut butter (chunky), which would you choose, and why?
7) What would you say was the most life-changing experience you've ever had?
8) True or True: David Caruso is creepy?
9) If TC were God, what would you sacrifice in her honour?
10) Why do you think I care about your job and/or tendancy to illegally steal internet connections?

Yay! An interested and interactive part of the thread! :D

1) Pepsi. Unless we're talking company wise in which case Coke, but only for Dr Pepper.
2) Almost as good as mongering lies :D
3) One of the roadies who leads/led a relatively normal life.
4 and 5) Who and/or what are these people/things you speak of?
6) The jello one - I'd bounce :D
7) Being born would be pretty high up there
8) Umm... the first one
9) TC isn't God? In which case I've been willing to sacrifice all I have for her in vain :D
10) Because I have an over-inflated ego/am bullshitting

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Yay! An interested and interactive part of the thread! :D

1) Pepsi. Unless we're talking company wise in which case Coke, but only for Dr Pepper.
2) Almost as good as mongering lies :D
3) One of the roadies who leads/led a relatively normal life.
4 and 5) Who and/or what are these people/things you speak of?
6) The jello one - I'd bounce :D
7) Being born would be pretty high up there
8) Umm... the first one
9) TC isn't God? In which case I've been willing to sacrifice all I have for her in vain :D
10) Because I have an over-inflated ego/am bullshitting


This wasn't MY posting....was some angry paranoid person that posted it...I mean the original ORIGINAL questions

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Not bad for a first-time post.

I seem to have survived the Nationstates groupies that tried to pounce

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Actually for a first thread this is pretty terrible. It's mostly spam and you being accused of being a liar. And you use too many noob(aka gun) smilies.

This wasn't MY posting....was some angry paranoid person that posted it...I mean the original ORIGINAL questions

Uuh, yeah I know. My point was that the thread was otherwise fairly dull and uninteresting, and that TC's questions were the only really interesting bits (no offence to the rest of you guys, but calling him a liar etc does drag after the first 20 or so :p). If I cared about any 'original ORIGINAL' questions I would've asked them.

And for the record TC is far from angry and paranoid, and you would do well to avoid such labellings so early on in your NS Gen career.

And just to reiterate the point, seriously stop with the sniper smilies. They're lame on a whole new level. And this is coming from forum dwellers - we know aaaaall about lame.

OH MY GOODNESS.......I'M BEING SPIED ON!

"We landed on the sun! There's a chip in my brain! The government puts chorline in our water!" -- random RVB quote.

LOL I wonder who this puppet belongs to?

Seems too much like a caricature of a n00b to be for real!

Why is it that this guy gets paid a legitimate wage for what he does, but when I try to investigate people's privates, I get smacked? :(

Say you had a case every day. And each case was one of the "big wigs" like you said. (this is incredibly unlikely)

360 x 120 or whatever it is, does not = a 6 figure number like you said.

Therefor you are lying.

I believe the Private Dick said he can get $125/hr per "bigwig". Let's assume he can milk it for 8 hours a day (however unlikely that may be) - that's $1000/day. Further, let's suppose he can spy on these people during regular office hours - 40 hours, or five 8-hour days per week - that brings us to $5k per week. I'll give him the mandatory 2-week vacation (unpaid) per year, leaving 50 weeks per year for him to stick his horrid nose where it doesn't belong, spongeing off of hard-working peoples' internet connexions in the shadows like a - like a - like a Dick, or something. 50 x 5k = 250k max per year.

So you see, Hydesland - however implausible it may seem, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility for this scroungeing Dick to earn a six-figure income. That being the case, hey! You! Sitting out in your car, stealing other peoples' bandwidth!

You can afford it - stop being a DICK and pay for your OWN connexion, already!

i kind of don't beleive that.
I believe him when he says 6 figures a year.

$1253.98 is six figures for example. 7 if we include the decimal.

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out of an INFINITE number of possible locations I could be, I'm not worried... I'M BORED...I already have video on this person....oh...did I neglect to tell you that part? She was a bad girl and went to a street faire the other day; walked a total of 3 hours without sitting. (one of her restrictions is that she cannot stand or walk for more than 5 minutes)

Good Luck!

oh and be warned, this place can be addicting. so Becareful that you don't end up paying more attention to what's going on here and miss it when Ms Backache starts re-arrainging her furniture.

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I believe the Private Dick said he can get $125/hr per "bigwig". Let's assume he can milk it for 8 hours a day (however unlikely that may be) - that's $1000/day. Further, let's suppose he can spy on these people during regular office hours - 40 hours, or five 8-hour days per week - that brings us to $5k per week. I'll give him the mandatory 2-week vacation (unpaid) per year, leaving 50 weeks per year for him to stick his horrid nose where it doesn't belong, spongeing off of hard-working peoples' internet connexions in the shadows like a - like a - like a Dick, or something. 50 x 5k = 250k max per year.

So you see, Hydesland - however implausible it may seem, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility for this scroungeing Dick to earn a six-figure income.


As I said before.......you failed to add the profits I make off my employees...ie. other investigators.

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Good Luck!

oh and be warned, this place can be addicting. so Becareful that you don't end up paying more attention to what's going on here and miss it when Ms Backache starts re-arrainging her furniture.

Thank you for the encouraging words

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Hello there fellow nations.

I am a PI passing the long hours of surveillances by "piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that don't secure their wireless routers.

The person I am watching has had mutiple (5 on record) disability claims in the last 10 years. She is now claiming she hurt her back lifting her laptop off her desk and placing it on the floor. She says she cannot get out of bed because of the pain...sniffle...sniffle. :rolleyes:

any questions???

"piggybacking" onto creatonous (spelling) "yippies" that don't secure their wireless routers.

You do realise that you are breaking the law by doing that? Wardriving is fine but the moment you access the device you are doing a no no.

I'd never hire you. Amatuer.