Drunk commies deleted
02-09-2006, 20:29
This is the best paragraph I've read all day. Just thought I'd share it since I'm bored as hell.
This place is the island of misfit toys. It's not like everyone is a flaming disaster, but the majority of them are "colored outside the lines" just a bit - enough to make their personality or appearance or, most often, both, offensive. They're damaged enough that you wouldn't want to get involved with them on any level deeper than is absolutely necessary for business purposes. Most set off a primordial alarm, deep in the recesses of the basal function area of the brain, which screams "avoid this person - defective, defective." You'd think nature would correct for these bags of bad DNA by giving them low libidos. Alas, they seem to have fallen into a loophole in the Darwinian Code - they fuck like rats in garbage dumpsters. Fat little fingers scurrying over pasty cottage-cheese thighs. Bad manicures running through forests of back hair. Guttural moans wafting coffee and cigarette breath into the air, mixing with the scent of deli sandwiches and take out Chinese food emanating from sweaty engorged pores.
Sexay.
Philalawyer.net
This place is the island of misfit toys. It's not like everyone is a flaming disaster, but the majority of them are "colored outside the lines" just a bit - enough to make their personality or appearance or, most often, both, offensive. They're damaged enough that you wouldn't want to get involved with them on any level deeper than is absolutely necessary for business purposes. Most set off a primordial alarm, deep in the recesses of the basal function area of the brain, which screams "avoid this person - defective, defective." You'd think nature would correct for these bags of bad DNA by giving them low libidos. Alas, they seem to have fallen into a loophole in the Darwinian Code - they fuck like rats in garbage dumpsters. Fat little fingers scurrying over pasty cottage-cheese thighs. Bad manicures running through forests of back hair. Guttural moans wafting coffee and cigarette breath into the air, mixing with the scent of deli sandwiches and take out Chinese food emanating from sweaty engorged pores.
Sexay.
Philalawyer.net