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Who would be the leader, who would be in the Greens party and who in the Dutch paedophile party?

I think if NS General had a government it would be pretty messed up. It wouldn't even last 1 minute before it crumbles and anarchy rules the land.

I think if NS General had a government it would be pretty messed up. It wouldn't even last 1 minute before it crumbles and anarchy rules the land.

Sounds good to me.

I think if NS General had a government it would be pretty messed up. It wouldn't even last 1 minute before it crumbles and anarchy rules the land.

Mmmmmmmm, I could sure go for some anarchy,

You'd see headlines like this:
POSI: VOTE NEY FOR PROP 354 AS RUFFY WOULD RAPE A CHILD GIVEN THE CHANCE

You'd see headlines like this:

Its because its the truth!

Who would be the leader, who would be in the Greens party and who in the Dutch paedophile party?

I would obviously be the Secretary of Education. :)

Sounds good to me.

anarchists for the win!

I would obviously be the Secretary of Education. :)

There is no other way LG:)

I would obviously be the Secretary of Education. :)

LG, SoE : "And from this day henceforth, Off-the-wall Studies shall be taught for a mandatory ten hours a week, and all other subjects are banned"

Children : "Huzzah!"

LG, SoE : "And from this day henceforth, Off-the-wall Studies shall be taught for a mandatory ten hours a week, and all other subjects are banned"

Children : "Huzzah!"

All children will learn proper wedgie techniques at an early age. We will, of course, have standarized testing. :)

All children will learn proper wedgie techniques at an early age. We will, of course, have standarized testing. :)
I can see a "Leave no child's behind" pun coming in as the SAT for that one :p

Oligarchy, ruled loosely by the mods, with no restrictions on leaving, and a few important ones if you wish to stay. Beyond that, anarchy ;)

I can see a "Leave no child's behind" pun coming in as the SAT for that one :p

Catchy. :)

Oligarchy, ruled loosely by the mods, with no restrictions on leaving, and a few important ones if you wish to stay. Beyond that, anarchy ;)

Wait, no pr0n? :eek:

I would certainly stand for nomination somewhere. I like to think my intention to hold direct elections to cabinet would be well received and my vision for the future of the country would have me in the running as the head of the main parliamentary house (if not actually a president; a title which I would largely execute as a management and supervision role rather than the primary lawmaker position many see it as today).

I would certainly stand for nomination somewhere. I like to think my intention to hold direct elections to cabinet would be well received and my vision for the future of the country would have me in the running as the head of the main parliamentary house (if not actually a president; a title which I would largely execute as a management and supervision role rather than the primary lawmaker position many see it as today).

You have taken this seriously.

Congraulations. You get this prize!

http://www.frenchfavors.com/images/favours/pink_hat.jpg

All children will learn proper wedgie techniques at an early age. We will, of course, have standarized testing. :)

And bullying is reading Shakespeare aloud to children!

And bullying is reading Shakespeare aloud to children!

All children will be required to say, "For when my outward action doth demonstrate the native act and figure of my heart in compliment extern, 'tis not long after but I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for daws to peck at: I am not what I am." before any wedgies, melvins, depantsings, wet willies or other assorted mischiefs. *nod*

You have taken this seriously.

Congraulations. You get this prize!

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I wear it with pride.

If I am elected president I promise free cookies, pron and drugs to everyone. I also promise that you will not need to do any work (that will be taken care with trained monkeys) and all days will be saturday!

If I am elected president I promise free cookies, pron and drugs to everyone. I also promise that you will not need to do any work (that will be taken care with trained monkeys) and all days will be saturday!

Hard drugs aren't good though :(

But cookies and pr0n?

WOOT!

I wear it with pride.

That is the only way you can wear a pink top hat.

*nod*

All children will be required to say, "For when my outward action doth demonstrate the native act and figure of my heart in compliment extern, 'tis not long after but I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for daws to peck at: I am not what I am." before any wedgies, melvins, depantsings, wet willies or other assorted mischiefs. *nod*

If only it were true:(

anarchists for the win!

As my colleague here has sensitively implied, there are too many anarchists, syndicalists and class-struggle communists here for an NS government to survive. You'd all be shot within five minutes. Like this:

:confused: :mp5:

As my colleague here has sensitively implied, there are too many anarchists, syndicalists and class-struggle communists here for an NS government to survive. You'd all be shot within five minutes. Like this:

:confused: :mp5:

I'm a socialist. Would I be shot or would you guys let me join your anarchic-communist-syndicalist oligarchy?

I'm a socialist. Would I be shot or would you guys let me join your anarchic-communist-syndicalist oligarchy?
If you actually want to join, you're the wrong type of person to get in :p

I'm a socialist. Would I be shot or would you guys let me join your anarchic-communist-syndicalist oligarchy?


http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/snoopy2.gif

Hold Snoopy's flag, and then we'll talk.

If you actually want to join, you're the wrong type of person to get in :p

Oh I could easily adapt I'm sure. Power over the masses > Principles any day. :D

All children will be required to say, "For when my outward action doth demonstrate the native act and figure of my heart in compliment extern, 'tis not long after but I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for daws to peck at: I am not what I am." before any wedgies, melvins, depantsings, wet willies or other assorted mischiefs. *nod*

When you read this, it is important that you remember it is said by a clown. Imagine a clown saying that to you before the wedgie demonstration.

Laugh? Cringe? Both?

Oh I could easily adapt I'm sure. Power over the masses > Principles any day. :D
Nope, no adapting allowed.

They'll only have you if they want you, and none of your changing business!

If you actually want to join, you're the wrong type of person to get in :p

Regardless of the system you pretend to install, it is rendered meaningless by the existance of the mods.
A puppet government on NSG? How appropos!

Oh I could easily adapt I'm sure. Power over the masses > Principles any day. :D

Power over the masses? You're getting shot.

Regardless of the system you pretend to install, it is rendered meaningless by the existance of the mods.
A puppet government on NSG? How appropos!
Psshh...

Mods are for suckers!

REVOLT, THE MASSES! (or summit)

*waits for "Yootopia is revolting" , "Yes, you can smell him a mile away" joke from the mods*

Nope, no adapting allowed.

They'll only have you if they want you, and none of your changing business!

Awww... Oh well I suppose I'd just have to ask for political asylum from somewhere. North Korea sounds favourable...

Regardless of the system you pretend to install, it is rendered meaningless by the existance of the mods.

Unless the mods are recallable and accountable to the regional voter assembly.

When you read this, it is important that you remember it is said by a clown. Imagine a clown saying that to you before the wedgie demonstration.

Laugh? Cringe? Both?

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/clowns8iw.jpg

YES! Imagine it said by a clown! :D

Unless the mods are recallable and accountable to the regional voter assembly.

Are they?

Are they?

Not at present, comrades.

Are they?


No, and if they refuse the party program well we'll just have to shoot them.

Awww... Oh well I suppose I'd just have to ask for political asylum from somewhere. North Korea sounds favourable...
What about "the pub"?

I'd meet there, then we can discuss socialism in peace with a drink or two - hurrah!

What about "the pub"?

I'd meet there, then we can discuss socialism in peace with a drink or two - hurrah!

Yay! Hurrah for "the pub"!:D

Yay! Hurrah for "the pub"!:D

*clinks glasses and debates about why the Infinite Revolution is a truly good idea*

I want to be in the Lords....

Fass For President For Life!

Feesch.

Power over the masses? You're getting shot.

Comrade, that's a waste of a potential useful idiot.

Comrade, that's a waste of a potential useful idiot.

I is.

Comrade, that's a waste of a potential useful idiot.

Useful idiot my ass.

Useful idiot my ass.

*pats* Here, have a special cookie. :)

Didn't anyone think my "puppet" government line was clever? :(

*pats* Here, have a special cookie. :)

Okay that was rude.

Okay that was rude.

Why? I don't give special cookies to just anyone. Hey, wait, are you a Maoist? 'cause that would totally make sense.

Okay that was rude.
Fine, I take your cookie then! :D

Fine, I take your cookie then! :D

No, you get special gummy sour worms. (http://www.nothinnutty.com/images/product_gummyworms.jpg)

No, you get special gummy sour worms. (http://www.nothinnutty.com/images/product_gummyworms.jpg)
Aww thanks. Btw, could I be the pariliamentary whip? :D

Aww thanks. Btw, could I be the pariliamentary whip? :D

No, but I am in need of a towel rack.

I would, unquestionably, be put in charge of MiniTruth. =)

No, you get special gummy sour worms. (http://www.nothinnutty.com/images/product_gummyworms.jpg)

Ohh, I love those. Can I have one too? I can give you the name of some people who are against you...

Ohh, I love those. Can I have one too? I can give you the name of some people who are against you...

Deal. *gives one*

I want to be in the Lords....


Shot.

If NSG was a government, nothing would ever get done because it's far too liberal, and all the conservative guys would get kicked out or have no power.

If NSG was a government, nothing would ever get done because it's far too liberal, and all the conservative guys would get kicked out or have no power.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

the Liberals are too liberal so they'll let them stay in parliment, duh!

Psshh...

Mods are for suckers!

REVOLT, THE MASSES! (or summit)

*waits for "Yootopia is revolting" , "Yes, you can smell him a mile away" joke from the mods*

Royal Advisor: Yootopia is revolting!
Katganistan: No kidding, he stinks on ice! ;)



(with apologies to Mr. Brooks)

Unless the mods are recallable and accountable to the regional voter assembly.


It is to laugh. This is no anarchy or democracy; it's not even a republic.
It's a benevolent dictatorship. ;)

If NSG was a government, nothing would ever get done because it's far too liberal, and all the conservative guys would get kicked out or have no power.

Doesn't conservative by definition mean not willing to try anything new? So what would get done exactly anyway? :p

No, you get special gummy sour worms. (http://www.nothinnutty.com/images/product_gummyworms.jpg)

SOUR BRITECRAWLERS FOR THE WIN!
(unless you have super sour powerbears.)

SOUR BRITECRAWLERS FOR THE WIN!
(unless you have super sour powerbears.)

I have sour everything.

Want a glass of milk?

I have sour everything.

Want a glass of milk?
You just got yourself impeached.

It is to laugh. This is no anarchy or democracy; it's not even a republic.
It's a benevolent dictatorship. ;)


Yah, I know. I've already said you're all getting shot (except Myrth, obviously). :D

very close to complete anarchy.

You just got yourself impeached.

Quiet, or you get shot.

Quiet, or you get shot.
With what? Sourgrapeshot?

With what? Sourgrapeshot?

My dirty mind wants me to say something, but I think i'll remain silent and stare blankly.

My dirty mind wants me to say something, but I think i'll remain silent and stare blankly.

:eek:




http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic012.gif

but I think i'll remain silent...

Fetishist.

Fetishist.

Don't you have people to um...shoot, or...something?

Don't you have people to um...shoot, or...something?

That's disgusting, you sexual deviant.

That's disgusting, you sexual deviant.

You're starting to sound like a marxist.

You're starting to sound like a marxist.

He was really disgusting.

If NSG was a government, Deep Kimchi would be Minister of Propoganda.

If NSG was a government, Deep Kimchi would be Minister of Propoganda.

I appoint you minister of agriculture. *nods*

If NSG was a government, Deep Kimchi would be Minister of Propoganda.

Very true though it wouldn't matter. In an attempt for "fairness" every member of the Senate/Parliment would have a veto so absolutely nothing would ever be accomplished

I appoint you minister of agriculture. *nods*

Who are you anyway to think you can appoint people just like that, especially considering your abysmal aim?

Who are you anyway to think you can appoint people just like that, especially considering your abysmal aim?

Hey, he gave me a sour candy so he got my vote. Be quite or yo may...disappear...

I appoint you minister of agriculture. *nods*

who needs so many pointless ministries.

there would be civil war when it falls part

Hey, he gave me a sour candy so he got my vote. Be quite or yo may...disappear...
Yeah, but did he shoot you? >.<

*throws Super Sour Power Bears to crowds*

http://www.settonfarms.com/_cache/3547c570ba4c593df40c7ff205947273.jpg

*shoots people randomly, abusing her OMG M0D P0\/\/3Rz!*

There. I rule.

*throws Super Sour Power Bears to crowds*

http://www.settonfarms.com/_cache/3547c570ba4c593df40c7ff205947273.jpg

*shoots people randomly, abusing her OMG M0D P0\/\/3Rz!*

There. I rule.

All hail the mighty Katganistan! May she rule until times stop!


Or until she get killed by her second in command

All hail the mighty Katganistan! May she rule until times stop!


Or until she get killed by her second in command

oh yes got to watch out for those second in command

If NS General becomes a government can I be in charge of the secret police? It would be fun and I'd be really good at. No one would set out of line.....ever.

oh yes got to watch out for those second in command

I quite agree. I shot him this morning.

I quite agree. I shot him this morning.

Here are some more hints to stay sucessful:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Who would be the leader, who would be in the Greens party and who in the Dutch paedophile party?

Max Berry: President.
Vice President: SalusaSeconds
his cabinet: the Mods
each section (I.I. Sound and Fury, General, etc) various states.
Moderation Thread: Courthouse
Moderation Section: Nation Captial.

*throws Super Sour Power Bears to crowds*

http://www.settonfarms.com/_cache/3547c570ba4c593df40c7ff205947273.jpg

*shoots people randomly, abusing her OMG M0D P0\/\/3Rz!*

There. I rule.
*Stares at Avatar*

Yessss.... Mistress.... You..... Do.... Rule....




:D

All children will learn proper wedgie techniques at an early age. We will, of course, have standarized testing. :)

OK... this has been bothering me for some time...

is there different Wedgie techniques for different underwear worn?

would the same grab and pull work for Briefs, Thongs, and Egyptian Leather Loincloths?

what if they're wearing leotards?

can anyone sign up for this course?

*sets up bureau of bureaucracy*

*sets up bureau of bureaucracy*

*sets up bureau of bureaucracy of bureaucracy*

I don't care where I am so long as I do nothing, sit in a comfy seat and get ridiculously well paid.

I don't care where I am so long as I do nothing, sit in a comfy seat and get ridiculously well paid.

that sound like a good job were do i get one

*sets up bureau of bureaucracy of bureaucracy*
Less of your red tape. ;)
I don't care where I am so long as I do nothing, sit in a comfy seat and get ridiculously well paid.
Bureaucrat it is, then.

I appoint you minister of agriculture. *nods*


Hang on, hang on, hang on. You can't make appointments without voting for a regional assembly and then the regional assembly voting in four stages.

*shoots Kanabia*

Traitor.

When you read this, it is important that you remember it is said by a clown. Imagine a clown saying that to you before the wedgie demonstration.

Laugh? Cringe? Both?

Both. :)

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/clowns8iw.jpg

YES! Imagine it said by a clown! :D

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Gacyclown.jpg

..then the OP would be put against the wall for mangling the English language through ignorance of the subjunctive.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. You can't make appointments without voting for a regional assembly and then the regional assembly voting in four stages.

*shoots Kanabia*

Traitor.

Yah, I know. I've already said you're all getting shot (except Myrth, obviously). :D

Shot.

Power over the masses? You're getting shot.

You'd all be shot within five minutes.

i nominate rpp for handling public relations for the ns commune militia

OK... this has been bothering me for some time...

is there different Wedgie techniques for different underwear worn? Of course.

would the same grab and pull work for Briefs, Thongs, and Egyptian Leather Loincloths? There are modifications to the basic technique necessary to accomplish maximum effect.

what if they're wearing leotards? God help em. ;)

can anyone sign up for this course? As long as a certain grade-point average is maintained. We pick on the dummies. THis provides incentive to do better in school. :)

I'd be the leader of some radical left-wing peace party, always holding protests outside of parliament.

I'd be the leader of some radical left-wing peace party, always holding protests outside of parliament.

I'd pelt you with pies. :)

I'd pelt you with pies. :)

Good. I love pastries...

..then the OP would be put against the wall for mangling the English language through ignorance of the subjunctive.

Sweet! Another Grammar Nazi! :D

I'd be an old fat qrey haired blading capitalist business empire god that would smoke cuban cigars while talking politics (and money ;)) with world leaders.

Good. I love pastries...

Good. I love flying pastries. :)

I'd be the intel director. :cool:

Bruce Lee is my idol.

Good. I love flying pastries. :)

As long as you use pies to the best of your ability. - The Pie Lover

Here are some more hints to stay sucessful:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

It's posted in my classroom. ;)

It's posted in my classroom. ;)

:rolleyes:

My old history teacher has the best poster ever.

It has cows and explains types of government.

You liek so totally fail.

*throws potato*

*goes back to smoking cigars and bribing world leaders*

*cries*
*shoots Ruffy*
*feels a little better*
*goes back to hiding a small, unobtrusive and easily barred door next to the purely decorative OMG MASSIVE ones in front of her lair.*

I'd be the Elagabalus of the government.

Obviously Anarchy!

*cries*
*shoots Ruffy*
*feels a little better*
*goes back to hiding a small, unobtrusive and easily barred door next to the purely decorative OMG MASSIVE ones in front of her lair.*

*twiches as he goes through the meat grinder*

ZOMG ABOOSE OV PAWUR!

I'd be the Elagabalus of the government.

I don't know what that is, but I don't like the sound of it so I'm going to shoot you just in case.

I don't know what that is, but I don't like the sound of it so I'm going to shoot you just in case.

The Most Debauched Emperor Ever (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus)

iam power mad i just shoot you all and be happy

Saying things like that will get you shot. The best thing to do is offer to carry spare ammunition around for RPP.

lot

ok i carry the spare ammunition

Aren't we already a government? You know, of peoples lives...on the internet I mean.