NationStates Jolt Archive


BLFC 2006 Results

Xisla
02-09-2006, 08:11
BLFC 2006 Results (http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2006.htm)

"Although Brandi had been named Valedictorian and the outfit for her speech carefully chosen to prove that beauty and brains could indeed mix, she suddenly regretted her choice of attire, her rain-soaked T-shirt now valiantly engaging in the titanic struggle between the tensile strength of cotton and Newton's first law of motion."

Mark Schweizer
Hopkinsville, KY

:p
JuNii
02-09-2006, 08:38
Sex with Rachel after she turned fifty was like driving the last-place team on the last day of the Iditarod Dog Sled Race, the point no longer the ride but the finish, the difficulty not the speed but keeping all the parts moving in the right direction, not to mention all that irritating barking.

Dan Winters
Los Altos Hills, CA

:D :D