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http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0831NoPants31-ON.html

A man was recently arrested in Oregon for visiting a coffee stand while naked from the waist down. Unless you're anatomically incorrect, like Porky Pig, you probably won't be able to get away with that particular fashion statement.

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...where the hell do you find this stuff? And don't you have a job?

...where the hell do you find this stuff? And don't you have a job?
On the internets.
Yes but I'm very good at avoiding actual work.

On the internets.
Yes but I'm very good at avoiding actual work.
Good at it? No, more like excel at avoiding work.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0831NoPants31-ON.html

A man was recently arrested in Oregon for visiting a coffee stand while naked from the waist down. Unless you're anatomically incorrect, like Porky Pig, you probably won't be able to get away with that particular fashion statement.

http://i4.tinypic.com/27wvl9i.gif

I've had nightmares where I was in public with a shirt but no pants.

And what about Winnie the Pooh too? Why the shirt and no pants?
Why is he named "Winnie" if he is a boy?
And WTF is a Pooh?

Yes but I'm very good at avoiding actual work.

I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. ...

I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. ...


YOU'RE FIRED.

I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. ...

Yep. I try to live by the teachings of Office Space.

Im going to name my first born son, Porky. So that way he will be known as Porky Pigg :D Gotta love it!

Yep. I try to live by the teachings of Office Space.

It got me through high school...I still hate those goddamn lab reports in Chem and Physics and it's been over a year since then.

It got me through high school...I still hate those goddamn lab reports in Chem and Physics and it's been over a year since then.

What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Yeah, it's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now

What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Yeah, it's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now

Yeah, I know. The thing is, I forgot one time but it's not shipping out till tomorrow and I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.

Also, there actually was a coversheet on the lab reports. You had to write the same thing on that sheet as you did on the ones after it, but summarized instead of detailed.

And yes, sometimes I forgot it...and I heard about it the next day/week.

I've had nightmares where I was in public with a shirt but no pants.

And what about Winnie the Pooh too? Why the shirt and no pants?
Why is he named "Winnie" if he is a boy?
And WTF is a Pooh?

Wow :eek: I've been wondering the same thing! And why doesn't Squidward Tentacles also wear pants?! :eek:

Wow :eek: I've been wondering the same thing! And why doesn't Squidward Tentacles also wear pants?! :eek:

I forgot about him totally.

maybe his junk is hidden in one of his armpits?

I forgot about him totally.

maybe his junk is hidden in one of his armpits?

Maybe one of his tentacles is actually his hog.

Maybe one of his tentacles is actually his hog.

Maybe its the one he plays the flute with? Ahhhh!

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0831NoPants31-ON.html

A man was recently arrested in Oregon for visiting a coffee stand while naked from the waist down. Unless you're anatomically incorrect, like Porky Pig, you probably won't be able to get away with that particular fashion statement.

http://i4.tinypic.com/27wvl9i.gif

Amazing. :eek:

You and DK always come up with the most incredible threads. Really makes NSG more interesting. :)