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I dont know about you but i think bunnys are cute am i right on this one? :)

Bunnies stopped being cute when I saw Watership Down... :(

i know that was horrible but hey i still think they are cute

I find that the 17 HMR cartridge is ideal for rabbits.

Bunnies stopped being cute when I saw Watership Down... :(
I haven't seen the movie, but I've read the book. All it means is that they pwnzorz even more.

I quote the stand-up comedian 2 the Ranting Gryphon:

"It all started a long time ago. I was just a little gryphlet then. I went outside to play, and I saw a bunny, and it was cute, and it looked at me, and it had these big lifeless cute eyes, and the bunny said, "I am cute", and my face said, "AHHHHHG!", because it burned! And I said, "Bunny! Why are you burning my face?" And the bunny said, "Because I want you to chase me and strangle my cute eyes out of their sockets!" And I said, "Okay!" So I took a step towards the bunny, and it hopped away. So then I ran towards the bunny and it ran away. AND I NEVER CAUGHT IT! So now, whenever I see a bunny, I must squeeze it to pieces before it burns my face with cute! I don't hate bunnies. MY FACE HATES BUNNIES!!!"

So my answer to your question is, bunnies are too cute!

I find that the 17 HMR cartridge is ideal for rabbits.

What would a rabbit be doing with a rifle?

I quote the stand-up comedian 2 the Ranting Gryphon:

"It all started a long time ago. I was just a little gryphlet then. I went outside to play, and I saw a bunny, and it was cute, and it looked at me, and it had these big lifeless cute eyes, and the bunny said, "I am cute", and my face said, "AHHHHHG!", because it burned! And I said, "Bunny! Why are you burning my face?" And the bunny said, "Because I want you to chase me and strangle my cute eyes out of their sockets!" And I said, "Okay!" So I took a step towards the bunny, and it hopped away. So then I ran towards the bunny and it ran away. AND I NEVER CAUGHT IT! So now, whenever I see a bunny, I must squeeze it to pieces before it burns my face with cute! I don't hate bunnies. MY FACE HATES BUNNIES!!!"

So my answer to your question is, bunnies are too cute!


Wow you have problems. It makes me sad. :(

Kill them all!

Not to offend, but I love Rabbit Stew. Had it in Malt, and haven't stopped browsing the supermarkets since...

I dont know about you but i think bunnys are cute am i right on this one? :)

Cute and cuddley!

KILL THE BUNNY HATERS


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http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/rabbitat.jpg

I haven't seen the movie, but I've read the book. All it means is that they pwnzorz even more.Not when you're 6 years old...

Yes.

Not when you're 6 years old...
... ooh.

What would a rabbit be doing with a rifle?

I shoot them in the head. The 17 HMR bullet doesn't even exit. The head is neatly blown off, and the rabbit dies instantly.

The meat is also untouched, which makes for good eating.

YOU AtE A RABBIT!?!


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Bunnies are cute, in gravy.

Cute little tasty bunny.

I think bunnies are cute, and have since I can remember - I also remember my dad explaining about "bad animals" and so on, and how it was our duty to hunt them... I think he was trying to convert his animal loving son to being a hunter. He succeded.

f*CK YOU STUPID BUNNY EATERS!!!

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Bunnyducks (http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/bunnyducks.jpg) are way cuter.

Bunnys are cute in any Play Boy club ®, as any whore is cute to please the client.
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what the f*ck is a bunnyduck?

what the f*ck is a bunnyduck? :confused:

f*CK YOU STUPID BUNNY EATERS!!!

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I demand dinner and drinks first. I'm not a cheap date either!

Bunnies are cute, in gravy.

Cute little tasty bunny.

Herb Roasted Rabbit and Potatoes

4 lbs. rabbit, cut into 8 pieces, rinsed and patted dry
8 med. red potatoes, quartered
24 lg. cloves garlic
6 T. olive oil
4 oz. slab bacon, rind removed and cut into 1" cubes
6 T. fresh rosemary leaves OR 2 T. dried rosemary
2 tsp. coarsely ground black pepper
coarse salt, to taste, optional
6 sprigs rosemary, for garnish

Preheat the oven to 400.

Place the potatoes and garlic cloves in a lg. shallow roasting pan.
Sprinkle with 1 T. of the olive oil, and toss to coat. Bake for 30
mins.

While the potatoes and garlic are roasting, combine the bacon and 2 T. of the oil in a lg. skillet, and place over low heat. Cook just until the bacon begins to wilt. Then remove the bacon with a slotted spoon, and set it aside.

Saute the rabbit, in batches if necessary, in the skillet, setting the pieces aside as they are browned. Reserve 2 T. of the pan drippings.

Remove the roasting pan from the oven, and reduce the heat to 350.

Add the rabbit, rosemary, pepper, coarse salt, reserved pan drippings, and remaining 3 T. oil to the roasting pan with the potatoes and garlic. Toss thoroughly, and return the pan to the oven. Bake for 20 mins.

Sprinkle the reserved bacon over the top, and bake until the meat is tender and the vegetables are golden, another 20 mins.

Arrange the mixture on a warmed platter, and garnish with the rosemary sprigs.

http://p5.roleplay.org.il/Admin/spaw/DatabaseImages/rw_killer-bunny_thumb.jpg

This bunny is anything but cute.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AnyaBunnies.jpg

"I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies!
Bunnies aren’t just cute
Like everybody supposes
They’ve got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses
And what’s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!"

I can't belive no-one's posted this (http://us.geocities.com/ethuilcalen/bunbun.gif) yet.

you guys are making me mad. :headbang: :mad: :upyours:
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you guys are making me mad. :headbang: :mad: :upyours:
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I think we get your point.

I shoot them in the head. The 17 HMR bullet doesn't even exit. The head is neatly blown off, and the rabbit dies instantly.

The meat is also untouched, which makes for good eating.

So let me get this straight, first you arm the rabbits, and then you shoot them? They must be confused.

you guys are making me mad. :headbang: :mad: :upyours:
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Ask me if I care. Go ahead, ask me.

you guys are making me mad...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif That many gun smilies are only allowed in the very first post!

So let me get this straight, first you arm the rabbits, and then you shoot them? They must be confused.

No, I shoot the unarmed rabbits, and then cook them and eat them.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif That many gun smilies are only allowed in the very first post!

no kidding

Bunnies are just furry rodents.

No, I shoot the unarmed rabbits, and then cook them and eat them.

Hmm...

Maybe somewhat should arm the rabbits...

And then the Monty Python Rabbit can lead the charge, and...

Yeah. That won't work. Let's concentrate on bioengineering a Haast's Eagleso it can swoop down and carry off small children who make a nuisance of themselves in public.

Hmm...

Maybe somewhat should arm the rabbits...

And then the Monty Python Rabbit can lead the charge, and...

Yeah. That won't work. Let's concentrate on bioengineering a Haast's Eagleso it can swoop down and carry off small children who make a nuisance of themselves in public.
Nah... Let's just eat'em if necessary. Otherwise, while they are cute - somehow - I believe Anya has a point there...

Nah... Let's just eat'em if necessary. Otherwise, while they are cute - somehow - I believe Anya has a point there...

Are we talking about small children or rabbits now?

Are we talking about small children or rabbits now?

Does it matter?

Are we talking about small children or rabbits now?

Since they are tallking about shooting and eating them it must be small children. Right?

Bunnies are just furry rodents.

They taste better than rats, let me tell you...

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/rabbitat.jpg

:D I knew making you watch that would be worth it :p

rabbits are cute...


but mice are cuter.....
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/The%20Mice/P4140145.jpg

no kidding
Unless, of course, you really have to make a point. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11592157&postcount=73) But up there was üb3rn00bish!

Rabbit in White Wine Sauce

1 lg. rabbit, cut in pieces
3 T. butter
1 onion, sliced
1 carrot, sliced
2 celery stalks, diced
1/4 tsp. thyme
1/4 tsp. marjoram
1 c. chicken bouillon
2 T. vinegar
1/2 c. dry white wine
1/4 c. sour cream
salt and pepper

In a 2 qt. casserole, micro-
wave butter 1 min., on high, to melt. Stir in onion, carrot and celery to coat. Microwave on high 2 mins.

In separate bowl, thoroughly mix salt, pepper, thyme, marjoram, bouillon, vinegar and wine.

Place rabbit pieces on top of vegetable mixture. Pour wine seasoning mixture over both. Cover and micro on high 5 mins.

Microwave on bake or 60% for 7 mins. Stir. Microwave on bake 5 mins. more. Stir in sour cream. Microwave on bake for 5 mins. to complete.

Serve over buttered noodles.

Rabbit in White Wine Sauce

1 lg. rabbit, cut in pieces
3 T. butter
1 onion, sliced
1 carrot, sliced
2 celery stalks, diced
1/4 tsp. thyme
1/4 tsp. marjoram
1 c. chicken bouillon
2 T. vinegar
1/2 c. dry white wine
1/4 c. sour cream
salt and pepper

In a 2 qt. casserole, micro-
wave butter 1 min., on high, to melt. Stir in onion, carrot and celery to coat. Microwave on high 2 mins.

In separate bowl, thoroughly mix salt, pepper, thyme, marjoram, bouillon, vinegar and wine.

Place rabbit pieces on top of vegetable mixture. Pour wine seasoning mixture over both. Cover and micro on high 5 mins.

Microwave on bake or 60% for 7 mins. Stir. Microwave on bake 5 mins. more. Stir in sour cream. Microwave on bake for 5 mins. to complete.

Serve over buttered noodles.

that sounds mighty tasty.

rabbits are cute...
but mice are cuter.....
Oh man, you missed one of the best ryhmes!

Mice are nicer! Repeat that a couple of times and you know what I mean :D

http://www.bootykika.com/images/bunny_suicide.gif

THOSE POINTY TEETH OF DEATH.

that sounds mighty tasty.

you all need to come to my house for dinner.

you all need to come to my house for dinner.

party at deep kimchis house!


drunken white women for everybody!

Let's not forget the one and only:
http://weber.ucsd.edu/~jlbroz/adrian/jazzrun.gif

Are we talking about small children or rabbits now?
Does it matter?
Since they are tallking about shooting and eating them it must be small children. Right?
Let me set this straight*:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Sniper.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ArmyRanger.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Trooper.gif http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/baby2.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PancakeBunny.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/APC.gif :mp5: :sniper: *

Oh boy, am I bored! (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Bored.jpg)

(* Disclaimer: No bunnies or babies have been hurt while making this post)

Herb Roasted Rabbit and Potatoes

4 lbs. rabbit, cut into 8 pieces, rinsed and patted dry
8 med. red potatoes, quartered
24 lg. cloves garlic
6 T. olive oil
4 oz. slab bacon, rind removed and cut into 1" cubes
6 T. fresh rosemary leaves OR 2 T. dried rosemary
2 tsp. coarsely ground black pepper
coarse salt, to taste, optional
6 sprigs rosemary, for garnish

Preheat the oven to 400.

Place the potatoes and garlic cloves in a lg. shallow roasting pan.
Sprinkle with 1 T. of the olive oil, and toss to coat. Bake for 30
mins.

While the potatoes and garlic are roasting, combine the bacon and 2 T. of the oil in a lg. skillet, and place over low heat. Cook just until the bacon begins to wilt. Then remove the bacon with a slotted spoon, and set it aside.

Saute the rabbit, in batches if necessary, in the skillet, setting the pieces aside as they are browned. Reserve 2 T. of the pan drippings.

Remove the roasting pan from the oven, and reduce the heat to 350.

Add the rabbit, rosemary, pepper, coarse salt, reserved pan drippings, and remaining 3 T. oil to the roasting pan with the potatoes and garlic. Toss thoroughly, and return the pan to the oven. Bake for 20 mins.

Sprinkle the reserved bacon over the top, and bake until the meat is tender and the vegetables are golden, another 20 mins.

Arrange the mixture on a warmed platter, and garnish with the rosemary sprigs.

Quit being mean!!! I haven't had rabbit in quite some time and posting that is just plain mean. ;)

YOU AtE A RABBIT!?!

f*CK YOU STUPID BUNNY EATERS!!!

Would you rather we eat the smart ones?

I can't belive no-one's posted this (http://us.geocities.com/ethuilcalen/bunbun.gif) yet.


I can't believe no one's posted this sort yet:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Daistallia/bunny09.jpg

Much cuter, and possibly yummier. :D

Would you rather we eat the smart ones?
Touché!

Rabbit in White Wine Sauce

1 lg. rabbit, cut in pieces
3 T. butter
1 onion, sliced
1 carrot, sliced
2 celery stalks, diced
1/4 tsp. thyme
1/4 tsp. marjoram
1 c. chicken bouillon
2 T. vinegar
1/2 c. dry white wine
1/4 c. sour cream
salt and pepper

In a 2 qt. casserole, micro-
wave butter 1 min., on high, to melt. Stir in onion, carrot and celery to coat. Microwave on high 2 mins.

In separate bowl, thoroughly mix salt, pepper, thyme, marjoram, bouillon, vinegar and wine.

Place rabbit pieces on top of vegetable mixture. Pour wine seasoning mixture over both. Cover and micro on high 5 mins.

Microwave on bake or 60% for 7 mins. Stir. Microwave on bake 5 mins. more. Stir in sour cream. Microwave on bake for 5 mins. to complete.

Serve over buttered noodles.



Hmmm... excellent - a microwave recipie! (I have no real obven - 'tis truely sad. :( )

Lets see... I have most of that, or something I can sub. (Avery Island nectar works in place of any spice you can name, right??? ;))

I may have to invite Couch Potato (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11623334&postcount=57) up for dinner this weekend...

I dont know about you but i think bunnys are cute am i right on this one? :)

Cute and delicious especially fried in olive oil and garlic. :eek:

you all need to come to my house for dinner.

I'm there.

I have found that the best place to get rabbit for eating is the local animal shelter.

Very fat rabbits, that have had little exercise (so they're tender), and you know they've been eating a constant diet of kibble (so they don't taste gamey).

Cheaper than buying chicken.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/kecibukia/DSCF0156.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/kecibukia/DSCF0337.jpg

Demonic rabbits with red eyes O____O

I have found that the best place to get rabbit for eating is the local animal shelter.

Very fat rabbits, that have had little exercise (so they're tender), and you know they've been eating a constant diet of kibble (so they don't taste gamey).

Cheaper than buying chicken.

OH CRAP! You're in for it now from the bunny hugger. (And I just woke up my neighbor laughing.)

Best rabbit I ever had was raised by a hippy dude up near Austin. All organic, partially free-range, and he personally explained what he was going to do and apologised to each rabbit before killing them.

...he personally explained what he was going to do and apologised to each rabbit before killing them.

ROFLMAO I'm sure that impressed the bunnies. :p

Cute, yes. But you must beware, they're actually aliens trying to take over thsi planet.... just be careful!

Very fat rabbits, that have had little exercise (so they're tender), and you know they've been eating a constant diet of kibble (so they don't taste gamey).

So...no legs and doesn't taste gamey... why the fuck eat rabbit then? Part of the fun is biting the bullet when it's well done. Do you club them to death in the animal shelter? ...mmm that might make the meat tender...

So...no legs and doesn't taste gamey... why the fuck eat rabbit then? Part of the fun is biting the bullet when it's well done. Do you club them to death in the animal shelter? ...mmm that might make the meat tender...

No, if I'm killing them at home, I use a syringe full of air. Works in about a second, and then I'm skinning them.

http://www.fishkite.com/images/2006/jan/donniedarko.jpg

ROFLMAO I'm sure that impressed the bunnies. :p

And gave his redneck neighbors a lasting source of humor.

No, if I'm killing them at home, I use a syringe full of air. Works in about a second, and then I'm skinning them. OH! Right! You are farming them. Sounds professional enough.

Sorry, it is sometimes hard to fathom how rough you have it there... farming rodents and all. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you salt...or a bit of money

OH! Right! You are farming them. Sounds professional enough.

Sorry, it is sometimes hard to fathom how rough you have it there... farming rodents and all. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you salt...or a bit of money

No, I just happen to like the taste of freshly killed rabbit.

YOU AtE A RABBIT!?!


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Its better if they are dead first

No, I just happen to like the taste of freshly killed rabbit.I agree with you, for once. And fowl, ducks, geese and other...murdered by me myself... is the tops.

I agree with you, for once. And fowl, ducks, geese and other...murdered by me myself... is the tops.

I also learned how to kill rabbits with an injection of air when I was in college, working in an animal lab.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2783/pancakebunnytk8.png (http://imageshack.us)

That's nice... I was a poor politics/contemporary history major... we didn't have many rabbit's to kill...

But if you'd like to know...I have been taking part in two moose hunts. Exciting stuff... but you have to make a clean lugn shot here, so I just watched the animal through the scope... didn't wan't to turn for me. I mean I could have shot it right between the eyes, but NO! Hunting is so sweet though...as 'liberal' as I am.

Woo! Killing things when you could otherwise let them live happily!

This thread makes me sad. :(

Woo! Killing things when you could otherwise let them live happily!

This thread makes me sad. :(
Yes, sir. We could let them live happily, jumping in front of our cars. That's why they are killed. The population gets too big. If only we could get rid of the cars!

Yes, sir. We could let them live happily, jumping in front of our cars. That's why they are killed. The population gets too big. If only we could get rid of the cars!

Or the rabbits could look both ways before crossing the street. :p

Yes, sir. We could let them live happily, jumping in front of our cars. That's why they are killed. The population gets too big. If only we could get rid of the cars!

Or you could build a little underground subway for them. :)

Yes, sir. We could let them live happily, jumping in front of our cars. That's why they are killed. The population gets too big. If only we could get rid of the cars!

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You hunt because you like to hunt.

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You hunt because you like to hunt.
True. But I have never killed a rare animal. I have killed animals of which actually do better when there are fewer of them. Rabbits, geese, moose (well, I wasn't helpful there)... Is it bad? Please show me how.

True. But I have never killed a rare animal. I have killed animals of which actually do better when there are fewer of them. Rabbits, geese, moose (well, I wasn't helpful there)... Is it bad? Please show me how.

So... basically, you target bunnies and ducks? That's mildly ironic...

So... basically, you target bunnies and ducks? That's mildly ironic...

Wow, luckily I wan't drinking anything when I read this! :D

I suppose...

Wow, luckily I wan't drinking anything when I read this! :D

:D Thank you.

So... basically, you target bunnies and ducks? That's mildly ironic...
Indeed. Waiting someone to say why hunting, when done for the benefit of the wild animals, is bad. Maintaining manegeable moose/deer stock in Finland is done by hunters. I'd be happy to hear a better solution... cars hitting deer/moose doesn't seem to be it, because it leaves us with teary eyed orphans... I rather endure dozen of you teary eyed animal rights people before one person made orphan by a deer crossing road. Feel free to suggest a new solution.

Rabbits... how many per acre for them to be happy? Somebody has to kill part of them in order for them to be able to live the happy, bi-sexual, rabbit life... We don't have enough wolves and foxes anymore (no, we didn't hunt those - it's a by-product of urbanization) to take care of them... so the solution is? I'm waiting... Hell, the whole country is.

Birds? I just kill them because it's aces.

You bet your sweet ass! Bunnies are the cutest thing out there! Of course, sometimes they can be vicious and deadly. I've lost family members to those evil bunnies. *Shakes fist* DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Indeed. Waiting someone to say why hunting, when done for the benefit of the wild animals, is bad. Maintaining manegeable moose/deer stock in Finland is done by hunters. I'd be happy to hear a better solution... cars hitting deer/moose doesn't seem to be it, because it leaves us with teary eyed orphans... I rather endure dozen of you teary eyed animal rights people before one person made orphan by a deer crossing road. Feel free to suggest a new solution.

Rabbits... how many per acre for them to be happy? Somebody has to kill part of them in order for them to be able to live the happy, bi-sexual, rabbit life... We don't have enough wolves and foxes anymore (no, we didn't hunt those - it's a by-product of urbanization) to take care of them... so the solution is? I'm waiting... Hell, the whole country is.

Birds? I just kill them because it's aces.

*shrug* I didn't say hunting was bad. Hell, I'd do it myself, except I live in the 'burbs and I don't have a gun. :(

*shrug* I didn't say hunting was bad. Hell, I'd do it myself, except I live in the 'burbs and I don't have a gun. :(
Excuse the rant, but it seems it is the kids from the 'burbs, with little knowledge about the wild, who are often telling the people who know about the wild animals what to do.
Not you, obviously.
Cruelty towards animals is teh sucks. Hunting does not need to be - and often isn't. And I'm way off of topic. Bunnyducks still rule! G'Night.

Excuse the rant, but it seems it is the kids from the 'burbs, with little knowledge about the wild, who are often telling the people who know about the wild animals what to do.
Not you, obviously.
Cruelty towards animals is teh sucks. Hunting does not need to be - and often isn't. And I'm way off of topic. Bunnyducks still rule! G'Night.

C'ya! :D

Bunny's are cute untill you have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, after that it makes it easier to kill them.
I have found that spit-roasted bunny with some white BBQ sauce (like used for chicken BBQ) is very tasty. But nothing beats the taste of fresh Bambi's parents.

Bunny's are definitely cute, and eating them is nowhere near as rewarding or delicious as eating Bambi's parents. Just have to agree that a nice, well cooked piece of venison leaves bunny stew way behind in the eating stakes.

bunny?!? (http://www.marylandsupscalesingles.com/images/Halloween%202005/louis%20playboy%20bunny.jpg)

bunny?!? (http://www.marylandsupscalesingles.com/images/Halloween%202005/louis%20playboy%20bunny.jpg)

No dude... Just no...

bunny?!? (http://www.marylandsupscalesingles.com/images/Halloween%202005/louis%20playboy%20bunny.jpg)



Ewww. I clicked that. Now I have to gouge out my eyes.

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/rabbitat.jpg
You only just saw that!:p
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