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In my past life I was a sloth bear. I can tell because some characteristics of sluggishness still linger, along with the continual desire to eat. What were you?

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In my past life I was a sloth bear. I can tell because some characteristics of sluggishness still linger, along with the continual desire to eat. What were you?

I was told today I must have been a mermaid. So I guess I lost the fishtail in this life.

I was Jesus ;)

I was once Sasquatch, lord of all things existent...

I was Jesus ;)

So you have gone from son of God to a low human. What did Jesus do wrong in his life to deserve that?

Me, I was racoon. Why? Becouse they are cool :cool:

what would happen if you gave a sloth coffee?

I think I was a loaf of bread because I still get nervous when someone comes up to me with a stick of butter

I'm new here. :p

So you have gone from son of God to a low human. What did Jesus do wrong in his life to deserve that?

Me, I was racoon. Why? Becouse they are cool :cool:

Ohh a racoon sounds fun! And Cute. Who says I'm a lowley human. I may have Jesus powers that you don't know about. Like the ability to convince Daddy that you should go to Hell!!!! There with a snap of my Jesus powers its all arranged!:)

Ohh a racoon sounds fun! And Cute. Who says I'm a lowley human. I may have Jesus powers that you don't know about. Like the ability to convince Daddy that you should go to Hell!!!! There with a snap of my Jesus powers its all arranged!:)

But my dad is Allah, and he can beat your daddy!

But my dad is Allah, and he can beat your daddy!

Bring it!


Oh wait. There is only one god. We must have the same father. You are illegitimate. However I will not shun you ( in private, publically you are the result of a split condom!!)

I had several ideas, and I can't decide which is best, so you get five times the craziness, you lucky people!

1) A Dalek. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
2) Crazed Baron Ha-ha, the inventor of a cunning device for extracting sunlight from oranges.
3) Zhukhov
5) A leprechaun anarchist
6) NONE, PUNY MORTALS! I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!

6) NONE, PUNY MORTALS! I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!

Dad? Is that you?

Dad? Is that you?

I'm not entirely sure what to think of that. Especially since I'm twelve years old.

I was a dragon. I'm intellegent, strong, responsible, and can be fierce and intimidating at times.

I was a hagfish. I think by reincarnating as a mere human I've slipped backward. I miss burrowing through whale carcasses at the bottom of the ocean and producing copious ammounts of sticky mucus.

I was a dragon. I'm intellegent, strong, responsible, and can be fierce and intimidating at times.

You, too, eh?

You, too, eh?

Yep, but I'm sad because I can't fly anymore. :(

I'm not entirely sure what to think of that. Especially since I'm twelve years old.

Well, my mom always said my father was anti-christ...





Technically, that is not true, since my mother lives in a longterm relationship with my biolgical father but then it would be no fun...

Yep, but I'm sad because I can't fly anymore. :(

Sure you can, just eat this mushrooms. *gives red and green mushroom to bluedragon*

Sure you can, just eat this mushrooms. *gives red and green mushroom to bluedragon*

I doubt the consumption of a fungus can transmogrify my bone structure to regrow the wings I lost in the process of reincarnation.

Told ya I'm intellegent.

Bring it!


Oh wait. There is only one god. We must have the same father. You are illegitimate. However I will not shun you ( in private, publically you are the result of a split condom!!)

That's not even the beginning of it. First off, Jesus is illegitimate, as God never married Mary, and if he had? Polygamy!

Second, when Jesus comes back he's going to marry everyone. And since God is our Father, he's going to marry his own siblings.

That's right. Jesus is a polygamous incestous bastard.

I was a minion. Probably a cheap rent-a-ninja. I can tell because I am a pushover, small, and I like ninjas. :)

I've had a bad history, I was Eva Braun, then Stalin. My time in india, passive resisting against the english would make up for it if i hadn't spent so much time "caring" for the children. Still, i enjoyed being a sloth in rome, yeah nero was a fun guy.

If I was Zhukov:

I've had a bad history, I was Eva Braun, then Stalin. My time in india, passive resisting against the english would make up for it if i hadn't spent so much time "caring" for the children. Still, i enjoyed being a sloth in rome, yeah nero was a fun guy.

Stalin? Since the NKVD can't get me any more, I'll say it: you suck. Why couldn't you let me run the war! I was supposed the People's damn Generalissimo! You were just the dictator!

But on the assumption that I'm the Anti-Christ:

Well, my mom always said my father was anti-christ...

Nah, he was Satan. You were supposed to be the Anti-Christ, but he wasn't satisfied. Again. He's been trying to make us non-stop since the goat-buggering incident back in 666 AD. That was when judgement day was scheduled, but... I don't care to elaborate on this subject.

O'Reilly the leprechaun:

Prepare for your doom, foolish humons!

Crazed Baron Ha-ha:

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahah!

Dalek:

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
AM-NI-ON-ATE!!
PRE-MED-IC-ATE!!!
CAR-BOX-YL-ATE!!!!
SU-PER-AC-CUM-UL-ATE!!!!!
(Kudos to the Surrealist Dalek (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/dalek))

I don't believe in mysticism.

But if I must...I was a raging blonde barbarian, rampaging across the Roman Empire, raping and pillaging everywhere I went, and drinking enough beer to drown in.

Then I was a pirate, and I am once again a pirate! ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!

I haven't been dete'd yet, so this is my first incarnation.

For some reason I don't spam enough.

Yep, but I'm sad because I can't fly anymore. :(

I wish I could still breathe fire.:(

I haven't been dete'd yet, so this is my first incarnation.

For some reason I don't spam enough.

It's hard to spam that much. Even I haven't been deleted for it yet.:D:p

I wish I could still breathe fire.:(



Eat more garlic. :D

Eat more garlic. :D

No thanks. I don't really like very much garlic. Just a little to add the flavor. Not much, though.

It's hard to spam that much. Even I haven't been deleted for it yet.:D:p

You'll get there soon enough.

Ye Gods, you've been here for a year less than I have and you have 9 times as many posts as I. Maybe you worked in a Spam Factory in a previous life!

You'll get there soon enough.

Ye Gods, you've been here for a year less than I have and you have 9 times as many posts as I. Maybe you worked in a Spam Factory in a previous life!

LOL I must have! Most of that I did just these past few months, though. And I think that if I could post over a thousand posts in two days and not get deleted for spam, I probably won't be any time soon.:p

In my past life I was a sloth bear. I can tell because some characteristics of sluggishness still linger, along with the continual desire to eat. What were you?

I was a lion. I like to let women do all the work for me while I lie there and show off my size.

I was on the Welsh National team. Eeenggglishhh peeeeeeeegggggs!