NationStates Jolt Archive


Maybe Iran only wants toothpaste?

Cabra West
01-09-2006, 12:22
I just found this little curiosity : Radioactive toothpaste from the 1940s!

http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/quackcures/toothpaste.jpg

What Does Doramad Do?

Its radioactive radiation increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are loaded with new life energy, the destroying effect of bacteria is hindered. This explains the excellent prophylaxis and healing process with gingival diseases. It gently polishes the dental enamel so it turns white and shiny. Prevents dental calculus. Wonderful lather and a new, pleasant, mild and refreshing taste. Can be applied sparingly.

http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/quackcures/toothpaste.htm

One of the many safe and sound uses of nuclear power :D
Isiseye
01-09-2006, 12:24
Yes thats Ahmedinejad plans. Dental Care. All he wants is glowing pearly whites!
Cabra West
01-09-2006, 12:29
Yes thats Ahmedinejad plans. Dental Care. All he wants is glowing pearly whites!

Induldge me... I'm feeling silly today. ;)
Minaris
01-09-2006, 12:32
Yes thats Ahmedinejad plans. Dental Care. All he wants is glowing pearly whites!

Ignore the tumor on your gums and it works great!
Call to power
01-09-2006, 12:37
isn't a little radiation good for you?

and the brochure is fucking awesome :D
OcceanDrive
01-09-2006, 12:40
it absolutely nukes bad Breath. :D :mp5: :sniper:
Isiseye
01-09-2006, 12:41
Ignore the tumor on your gums and it works great!

It is the alternative to colegan implants in your lips. A well grown tumor on your gums placed under your lips will save you money!
Isiseye
01-09-2006, 12:41
it absolutely nukes bad Breath. :D :mp5: :sniper:

Oh the Irony! Still made me laugh though!:D
Brockadia
01-09-2006, 12:42
isn't a little radiation good for you?

and the brochure is fucking awesome :D

Well, Alpha radiation usually isn't bad for you (unless the source is already inside your body. ahem...) but it certainly is never good for you. Beta and Gamma radiation on the other hand, are always quite bad for you.
OcceanDrive
01-09-2006, 12:46
testing new sig..

edit.. teehe.. I love it :D
Teh_pantless_hero
01-09-2006, 13:24
Prevents dental calculus
I'm all for anything that prevents calculus.


PS> I found the yellow cake everyone was looking for.
http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/quackcures/bread1.htm
LiberationFrequency
01-09-2006, 13:35
From the 30s/40s there was a whole radioactive range of products because it was meant to be good for you
Teh_pantless_hero
01-09-2006, 13:39
From the 30s/40s there was a whole radioactive range of products because it was meant to be good for you

Check the site. There are Japanese products in 2005. Leave it to Japan to create a market for stuff the world stopped producing decades ago. And not only that, but the radiation count is higher in the Japanese products, though I don't know anything particular about the material they are using.