The Naked Tickler!
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 07:31
http://www.wftv.com/news/9752527/detail.html
Residents, Police On The Lookout For Naked Tickler
POSTED: 11:24 pm EDT August 28, 2006
UPDATED: 8:37 am EDT August 29, 2006
NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. -- Police in New Smyrna Beach are searching for a burglar in the buff.
A naked man is once again breaking into homes and tickling women's feet. It has happened several times in the last five years.
The latest incident was Saturday morning in New Smyrna Beach. The victim told deputies she had fallen asleep at her home, on Katy Drive. When she woke up, the naked man was crouched behind the couch, tickling her foot.
The police report said when she screamed, the man dashed across the room with his hands over his private area, and ran away.
"She doesn't know if he's going to come back. She feels violated. He's been in her home," said resident Kathy Wright.
The victim said she had left the side door unlocked.
This is just too funny. Would anyone really arrest this guy? Hell I would be laughing too hard to do so!
We should have bubba tickle his rectum for the next five years.
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 07:33
We should have bubba tickle his rectum for the next five years.
Oh comon, all he did was tickle feet while nude. Just have him tickle the trash during community service.
Oh comon, all he did was tickle feet while nude. Just have him tickle the trash during community service.
*is resonable*
I suppose I'd be fine with that.
What is with community service and picking up garbage? Is our world really so full of garbage.
Minoriteeburg
01-09-2006, 07:45
*waits for the naked tickler t-shirts to come out*
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 07:46
What is with community service and picking up garbage? Is our world really so full of garbage.
Eh it's association. When people think of community service, they think of the chain gang picking up garbage on the side of the road.
*waits for the naked tickler t-shirts to come out*
*pre-orders*
Minoriteeburg
01-09-2006, 07:49
*pre-orders*
get em soon. theyre selling like hotcakes.
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 07:50
get em soon. theyre selling like hotcakes.
After these commerical breaks, we'll cover the story about the Spandex Pie-er! The guy who pies people while wearing Spandex!
Minoriteeburg
01-09-2006, 07:52
After these commerical breaks, we'll cover the story about the Spandex Pie-er! The guy who pies people while wearing Spandex!
it still wont come close to the greased up deaf guy. now theres a legend.
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 07:54
it still wont come close to the greased up deaf guy. now theres a legend.
That's true.
Minoriteeburg
01-09-2006, 07:56
That's true.
youre damn right it is.:D
*has breakthrough*
Maybe he can help out on this great wall project.
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 07:59
*has breakthrough*
Maybe he can help out on this great wall project.
Yea, but he'll be killed. Mexicans don't like to have their feet tickled by naked strangers. *nods*
Yea, but he'll be killed. Mexicans don't like to have their feet tickled by naked strangers. *nods*
Course not, Mexcan's only like to tukr jebs!
Minoriteeburg
01-09-2006, 08:03
Yea, but he'll be killed. Mexicans don't like to have their feet tickled by naked strangers. *nods*
among other things tickled.....
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 08:04
among other things tickled.....
Well we're assuming that he doesn't go for the bellies. :p
Wilgrove
01-09-2006, 08:06
Course not, Mexcan's only tike to tukr jebs!
They Tuk mi Jebs!
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Isn't that message kind of redudance? 1 second? Comon.
They Tuk mi Jebs!
Tuk r jebs!
Minoriteeburg
01-09-2006, 08:18
Well we're assuming that he doesn't go for the bellies. :p
I never assume. always gets me in trouble.
Anglachel and Anguirel
01-09-2006, 08:19
All I can say is that that's a hell of a weird fetish...:eek:
http://www.wftv.com/news/9752527/detail.html
This is just too funny. Would anyone really arrest this guy? Hell I would be laughing too hard to do so!
Em ya. If I woke up to find a random naked guy tickling my feet I would honestly be scared. The guy could be a rapist for all I'd know. So I would stab him with say a pointy instrument. However if I knew he was harmless I would laugh. Pointing and laughing is good too. 'What is that it?'
The Infinite Dunes
01-09-2006, 09:41
If I were the naked tickler, then I'd come public and accuse wftv of libel. They stated he was burglar. But a burglar is some who breaks and enters with the intent to commit a felony. Since when was tickling people's feet a crime?!
And why did he run off with his hands over his privates? Was he worried that the police might try and do a photo fit of it? Or was he worried that the woman might judge the size of his penis as he ran off - "Oh my gawd! There's a naked man tickling my feet... Christ, he has got one small penis".
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2006, 10:31
If I were the naked tickler, then I'd come public and accuse wftv of libel. They stated he was burglar. But a burglar is some who breaks and enters with the intent to commit a felony. Since when was tickling people's feet a crime?!
And why did he run off with his hands over his privates? Was he worried that the police might try and do a photo fit of it? Or was he worried that the woman might judge the size of his penis as he ran off - "Oh my gawd! There's a naked man tickling my feet... Christ, he has got one small penis".
Maybe he has identifiable characteristics.