NationStates Jolt Archive

What is the worst thing you have heard of lately?

bon Jovi

My friend when he found out I don't believe in god..

Another bloody car alarm

Well it was going to be this headline Christian bookstore owner, cop admit sex with boy Until I read the story and found out the "boy" was 17 and now I'm wondering why this qualifies as news.

My friend when he found out I don't believe in god..
What happened?

What happened?

Well.. you see..

He's a born again christian..

He looked like he was going to shit himself..

Well.. you see..

He's a born again christian..

He looked like he was going to shit himself..

One of my friends, upon learning that I'm an atheist, asked me if that meant I worship the devil.

Well.. you see..

He's a born again christian..

He looked like he was going to shit himself..

Meh. You shoulda thrown him to the lions! :D

How about that the average income in my area (my county) went down something like 15% from last year? That's pretty sucky...

One of my friends, upon learning that I'm an atheist, asked me if that meant I worship the devil.

one of my clients upon learning that I was Southern Baptist asked me if my husband had every "accidentally" seen me naked.

Meh. You shoulda thrown him to the lions! :D

Here are some lions... **gives cage of lions...**

Worst thing I heard? A cracking sound as a dump truck about 200 feet ahead of me on the road somehow hurled a small rock into my windshield. Either that or it was an asteroid.

Either way, it wasn't a nice sound.

A self proclaimed Prophet in Houston, Texas is in trouble for raping someone. That's not the worst part.

It happened when the 22 year old woman went to him for counseling about a miscarriage. Instead of talking with her about her miscarriage, he instead proclaimed she was possessed by a, and I quote from this morning's paper, 'demonic lesbian entity'.

HAH! People are so fucking wretched. The woman actually laid on the floor and let him start some wierd bullshit exorcism. Alas, instead of getting rid of the big, bad demon, he held her down and raped her, all the while shouting about Christ.

Then, once he was finished, he read her a passage from the Good Ole Bible about not doing harm to Prophets. Apparantly, she took his word for it that God would be mighty pissed if she ratted the raper exorcist.

STILL MORE!

Two months later, the woman goes back to his home to -pray- and, whaddya know? He rapes her again.

I had sympathy after reading about the first time. Shit happening and all, you can't help things like that, but after keeping silent about the incident and then going back? That mean's you're an idiot, unworthy of sympathy.

one of my clients upon learning that I was Southern Baptist asked me if my husband had every "accidentally" seen me naked.

Did he mistake Baptist for Hasidic Rabbi? (they're the ones who supposedly have to screw through a hole in a sheet because their wives can't see them naked, right?)

Did he mistake Baptist for Hasidic Rabbi? (they're the ones who have to screw through a hole in a sheet because their wives can't see them naked, right?)

I think she confused me with the local sect of Primitive Baptist who don't believe that you should ever see another person naked, except for mothers changing babies diapers, they don't even go to the gyno because it's "improper"

I think she confused me with the local sect of Primitive Baptist who don't believe that you should ever see another person naked, except for mothers changing babies diapers, they don't even go to the gyno because it's "improper"

Weird.

Did he mistake Baptist for Hasidic Rabbi? (they're the ones who supposedly have to screw through a hole in a sheet because their wives can't see them naked, right?)

Supposedly. It's a total urban legend; even the most orthodox Jews are very much in favor of marital sex and don't like to get in the way of it. Whoever started that rumor should have picked on a denomination that's a little more sexually repressed.

"And then he..."

"Oh, ma gawd!"

"You did what with who?!"

"That girl is such a slut..."

*giggling*

(Pictures taken with camera-phone)


...Some teenage girls really piss me off.

one of my clients upon learning that I was Southern Baptist asked me if my husband had every "accidentally" seen me naked.

What was the answer?

bon Jovi

Yep, that's pretty bad.

A self proclaimed Prophet in Houston, Texas is in trouble for raping someone. That's not the worst part.

It happened when the 22 year old woman went to him for counseling about a miscarriage. Instead of talking with her about her miscarriage, he instead proclaimed she was possessed by a, and I quote from this morning's paper, 'demonic lesbian entity'.

HAH! People are so fucking wretched. The woman actually laid on the floor and let him start some wierd bullshit exorcism. Alas, instead of getting rid of the big, bad demon, he held her down and raped her, all the while shouting about Christ.

Then, once he was finished, he read her a passage from the Good Ole Bible about not doing harm to Prophets. Apparantly, she took his word for it that God would be mighty pissed if she ratted the rapist exorcist.

STILL MORE!

Two months later, the woman goes back to his home to -pray- and, whaddya know? He rapes her again.

I had sympathy after reading about the first time. Shit happening and all, you can't help things like that, but after keeping silent about the incident and then going back? That means you're an idiot, unworthy of sympathy.

How did this rapist "priest" get caught? She didn't rat him out. Did he try that on some other girl?

Seriously, that girl's a moron.

What was the answer?

are you kidding? I run around here naked any chance I get, I am naked now in fact. ;)

The wrost thing I've heard recently is everybody freaking out about Ernesto. I mean come on, the WEather Channel was going on and on when it was some wimpy little 35mph storm down in Florida, I mean come on, we regularly have thunderstorms with 60 mph winds. :mad: And now that it's almost a cat-1 hurricane, school is cancelled or tomorrow. I'm not afraid of it because simply, I go out and play in the rain in tropical storms and once went out school shopping in a category one hurricane. :rolleyes: Hurricanes aren't really that dangerous unless it's more than 80 mph and you live in this flimsy little house and surrounded by woods.

Heh, I did something today I REALLY REALLY wish I could take back... God I feel awfull...

So my buddies and I were wondering around the school during our lunch hour as we usually do, and we saw a sign promoting the "Japanese Pop Culture Club." And yes, they just eat Pockys and watch anime. So the sign read, "J-pop club! etc, and at the end, it read, "there will be pockeys." So my buddy (there's 4 of us), who we'll call Mr. White takes a marker, crosses out "Japanese" with "Korean" and crossed out "pockey" and put "dogs".

I relativley harmless prank, no one was meant to be offended, and I doubt anyone did.

Today, we were walking around again, and Mr. White sees an add for the "Gay-Strait alliance". (Yes, this is about to go very wrong) Before a word was spoken, he runs up and writes, "Bring lube." I laughed, but it was like a, "That's so terrible it's funny." Then we walk away and I keep repeating, "I can't beleive you did that, it's funny but it's so terrible."

We go by another sign, and sure enough, I was deemed the one to write, "Bring lube" on the next sign. I didn't really want to, and right when I was about to write it I thought, "I can't do this, it's just plain bad. I knew if I didn't write it, they would give me lots of crap and keep bringing up something along the lines of, "Haha, you're such a wuss, can't even write something on a little peice of paper."I look back at my friends, they signal me that no one is coming, and I wrote the two words. Right after I did, I felt terrible. We fled the scene as to make sure no one saw us. The rest of the school day, I decided I would go tear the little sign down or scratch out what I wrote. I get there at the end of the day, and someone has already scratched it out, which means someone read it, and has probably told other people.

I can't beleive I actually gave in to peer pressure like that. I can't believe what I wrote...

God... I feel terrible...

Heh, I did something today I REALLY, REALLY wish I could take back... God, I feel awful...

So my buddies and I were wandering around the school during our lunch hour as we usually do, and we saw a sign promoting the "Japanese Pop Culture Club." And yes, they just eat Pockeys and watch anime. So the sign read, "J-pop club! etc, and at the end, it read, "there will be pockeys." So my buddy (there's 4 of us), who we'll call Mr. White takes a marker, crosses out "Japanese" with "Korean" and crossed out "pockey" and put "dogs".

One relatively harmless prank, no one was meant to be offended, and I doubt anyone was.

Today, we were walking around again, and Mr. White sees an ad for the "Gay-Straight alliance". (Yes, this is about to go very wrong.) Before a word was spoken, he runs up and writes, "Bring lube." I laughed, but it was like a, "That's so terrible it's funny." Then we walk away and I keep repeating, "I can't believe you did that, it's funny but it's so terrible."

We go by another sign, and sure enough, I was deemed the one to write, "Bring lube" on the next sign. I didn't really want to, and right when I was about to write it I thought, "I can't do this, it's just plain bad. I knew if I didn't write it, they would give me lots of crap and keep bringing up something along the lines of, "Haha, you're such a wuss, can't even write something on a little piece of paper." I looked back at my friends, they signaled me that no one was coming, and I wrote the two words. Right after I did, I felt terrible. We fled the scene as to make sure no one saw us. The rest of the school day, I decided I would go tear the little sign down or scratch out what I wrote. I get there at the end of the day, and someone has already scratched it out, which means someone read it, and has probably told other people.

I can't believe I actually gave in to peer pressure like that. I can't believe what I wrote...

God... I feel terrible...

Don't. I can tell you as a member of GLoBAL (http://www.winthrop.edu/studentaffairs/SafeZones/myweb5/GLoBAL.htm) that the atmosphere at our meetings is very sexually charged. Even though I myself am straight, and I believe that gays are entitled to the same rights as the rest of us, I still found that hilarious.

No need to beat yourself up about it, somebody came by, had a good laugh, somebody else might have been too prudish to see the humor and crossed it out.

Don't. I can tell you as a member of GLoBAL (http://www.winthrop.edu/studentaffairs/SafeZones/myweb5/GLoBAL.htm) that the atmosphere at our meetings is very sexually charged. Even though I myself am straight, and I believe that gays are entitled to the same rights as the rest of us, I still found that hilarious.

No need to beat yourself up about it, somebody came by, had a good laugh, somebody else might have been too prudish to see the humor and crossed it out.

Well you make me feel much better! :p

I got reminded again that the damn italians won the world cup... :mad: :(

The worst thing I've seen lately was the MSNBC interview with Bush on the one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina's landfall a few days ago.

I got reminded again that the damn italians won the world cup... :mad: :(

Yup, even with Zinedine Zidane's best efforts.

Yup, even with Zinedine Zidane's best efforts.

If the French army cloned him, they'd never lose a war ever again.

His header-to-the-sternum seems to be the ultimate hand-to-hand technique.