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How do you prepare your toilet paper for cleaning? Do you scrunch or fold?

Poll coming.

Very gross thread! But this is NS. Am unsure (runs off and checks! :p )
fold.

Weirdest. Thread. Evar.


sort of roll?

Weirdest. Thread. Evar.


sort of roll?

What are you thinking of?! :eek:

What are you guys thinking of?

I'm talking about chloroform rags! :D

Wrap around hand and then scrunch. No, I don't mummify my hand I just roll it up.

I fold...

...this is the second time I've had this question posed to me today...weird.

I have my submissive gimp lick me clean...

I fold...

...this is the second time I've had this question posed to me today...weird.

Your life works in mysterious way... and... no. I've got nothing to say. :p

First one is folded, and then all the ones after that are a combination of folding and scrunching.

I have my submissive gimp lick me clean...

That is far worse when you actually imagine it.

That is far worse when you actually imagine it.

Why imagine it? I have videos somewhere.

Why imagine it? I have videos somewhere.

Hmm...can I borrow some? Just for experiments of course...:)

lots of people with depends (http://www.depend.com/), it seems :p

I did a thread exactly like this, many many moons ago.

I figured there must be a personality trait that makes people wad vs folding.

Like a chaotic personality wads, while a orderly, or obsessive person folds.

Its not exactly accurate though.

Im a fairly chaotic individual, and I fold.

Who can be bothered with the paper anyway? I simply don't have the time.

Scrunch, except when I'm on ze rag - then I fold.

Scrunch, except when I'm on ze rag - then I fold.

I love it when you talk French.

I did a thread exactly like this, many many moons ago.

I figured there must be a personality trait that makes people wad vs folding.

Like a chaotic personality wads, while a orderly, or obsessive person folds.

Its not exactly accurate though.

Im a fairly chaotic individual, and I fold.

I'm sure upbringing has something to do with it. Until about 6 months ago I was unaware of the existence of scrunchers and their ways, because noone ever told me and I never asked.

I remember this question.......they asked us at church camp as an "ice breaker"
the answer is still the same, I have no clue and if I did I don't think it's something people need to know, and if you feel a need to know something is probably wrong with you. ;)

fold. four sheets, four times (ie into one thick sheet)

I remember this question.......they asked us at church camp as an "ice breaker"
the answer is still the same, I have no clue and if I did I don't think it's something people need to know, and if you feel a need to know something is probably wrong with you. ;)

They asked it at church camp? That's not a question I would ever have expected to encounter there.

Scrunch?! That wastes paper, and must leave you open to nutty chocolate smears when your scrunched paper doesn't completely cover your hand/fingers. Fold, obviously, cleaner and better controlled.

<hmmm... support for BackwoodsSquatches' personality theory of toilet paper usage>

They asked it at church camp? That's not a question I would ever have expected to encounter there.

apparently everyone uses the bathroom...... and it's sufficiently embarrassing to a bunch of teenagers to bring them all down to the same level (except for the "clown" who made a joke, and myself who refused to participate, mostly to annoy "dear leader" ;))

I remember this question.......they asked us at church camp as an "ice breaker"
the answer is still the same, I have no clue and if I did I don't think it's something people need to know, and if you feel a need to know something is probably wrong with you. ;)


Obsessive compulsive? You fold. :)

Scrunch?! That wastes paper, and must leave you open to nutty chocolate smears when your scrunched paper doesn't completely cover your hand/fingers. Fold, obviously, cleaner and better controlled.

<hmmm... support for BackwoodsSquatches' personality theory of toilet paper usage>


AHHH...I keep telling people its GENIUS...not madness...

Pfft...I dont care if they DID have psychology degrees...

Scrunch?! That wastes paper, and must leave you open to nutty chocolate smears when your scrunched paper doesn't completely cover your hand/fingers. Fold, obviously, cleaner and better controlled.

<hmmm... support for BackwoodsSquatches' personality theory of toilet paper usage>


AHHH...I keep telling people its GENIUS...not madness...

Pfft...I dont care if they DID have psychology degrees...

Obsessive compulsive? You fold. :)

well, of course I do, it's wrong not to.

Scrunch?! That wastes paper, and must leave you open to nutty chocolate smears when your scrunched paper doesn't completely cover your hand/fingers. Fold, obviously, cleaner and better controlled.



agreed.

Scrunch?! That wastes paper, and must leave you open to nutty chocolate smears when your scrunched paper doesn't completely cover your hand/fingers. Fold, obviously, cleaner and better controlled.

<hmmm... support for BackwoodsSquatches' personality theory of toilet paper usage>

As long as you're willing to waste ENOUGH paper, you don't get anything anywhere you don't want it. Plus I usually find folded paper too unwieldy (maybe I just use too much of it >.>)

As long as you're willing to waste ENOUGH paper, you don't get anything anywhere you don't want it. Plus I usually find folded paper too unwieldy (maybe I just use too much of it >.>)

2 squares (well, rectangles), fold in half, apply.

Using more paper than that in a folding situation is reserved for experts, certainly beyond my ken - see Pure Metal for guidance!

2 squares (well, rectangles), fold in half, apply.

Using more paper than that in a folding situation is reserved for experts, certainly beyond my ken - see Pure Metal for guidance!

Ah, that'll be it then. I was folding wiping paper the way I fold pads - 2 squares, folded over 2 squares, folded over 2 squares (so, three layers of 2 squares).

I probably should have thought that <needs of wiping> would be less than <needs of paperpad>

But this is why I am renowned for my potty mouth and TMIness, and not my thinking ahead skills.

Ah, that'll be it then. I was folding wiping paper the way I fold pads - 2 squares, folded over 2 squares, folded over 2 squares (so, three layers of 2 squares).

I probably should have thought that <needs of wiping> would be less than <needs of paperpad>

But this is why I am renowned for my potty mouth and TMIness, and not my thinking ahead skills.

Ah, there you go, problem solved!

I'm learning so much so quickly from this thread. I'm not sure I wanted to, but I am :p

fold. four sheets, four times (ie into one thick sheet)

You must have an unlimited supply of paper for this technique. I thought '4 sheets per wipe' was reserved for royalty

You must have an unlimited supply of paper for this technique. I thought '4 sheets per wipe' was reserved for royalty

Swipe it from your office/uni and you're laughing all the way to the... well, toilet, I guess.

Swipe it from your office/uni and you're laughing all the way to the... well, toilet, I guess.

I usually try to go in works time....I love the feeling of being paid whilst on the toilet. And during overtime......:)

You must have an unlimited supply of paper for this technique. I thought '4 sheets per wipe' was reserved for royalty

Living with my boyfriend sure taught me where the idea of '3-sheets' came from - guys can actually get away with that, the lucky sods!

Maybe I'm just a freak, but if I try to use three sheets in any capacity, all that happens is they soak through on contact and I get unmentionable liquid on my fingers (I have never been stupid enough to try to deal with other substances with 3 sheets... I'd have to scrub my fingers to the bone to get rid of the dirty feeling...). I have to use almost double that, non-scrunched to avoid any mess, and a bit more still, folded. Actually quite annoying (especially when said boyfriend complains about toilet paper disappearing and makes jokes about girls eating toilet paper >.<)

So yes, being a girl sucks, once again. It's times like these that the only option is to mutter "Access to breasts 24/7" to yourself over and over again.

Mmm, breasts.

Why bother at all? I'm going to shower sometime during the week.

i just grab the closest towl, face cloth, tshirt, pant leg, etc...
:D

i just grab the closest towl, face cloth, tshirt, pant leg, etc...
:D


I usually try to go in works time....I love the feeling of being paid whilst on the toilet. And during overtime......


I know your only messing or so I hope but you people are strange, very strange:) In the best possible way of course

I fold. Too rich for me.

Hum, I fold and scrunch at the same time. What kind of personality am I then?

Hum, I fold and scrunch at the same time. What kind of personality am I then?

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How do you prepare your toilet paper for cleaning? Do you scrunch or fold?

Poll coming.depends, for rolls, I fold, for those single square dispensers, I scrunch.

Fold.

Living with my boyfriend sure taught me where the idea of '3-sheets' came from - guys can actually get away with that, the lucky sods!

Maybe I'm just a freak, but if I try to use three sheets in any capacity, all that happens is they soak through on contact and I get unmentionable liquid on my fingers (I have never been stupid enough to try to deal with other substances with 3 sheets... I'd have to scrub my fingers to the bone to get rid of the dirty feeling...). I have to use almost double that, non-scrunched to avoid any mess, and a bit more still, folded. Actually quite annoying (especially when said boyfriend complains about toilet paper disappearing and makes jokes about girls eating toilet paper >.<)

So yes, being a girl sucks, once again. It's times like these that the only option is to mutter "Access to breasts 24/7" to yourself over and over again.

Mmm, breasts.

I remember when my husband and I got married he thought "hey I will just buy twice as much TP as usual and we will be okay"

but then a few months in he says "how much toilet paper do you use?! our TP bill has gone way up"

okay, first yes, he keeps track of how much money is spent on what and yes that's weird, but second to question me about it?!

I said "yeah, I use more than you, I can't just jump up and down wiggle some stuff and pretend it's clean, you idiot"

haha.

I remember when my husband and I got married he thought "hey I will just buy twice as much TP as usual and we will be okay"

but then a few months in he says "how much toilet paper do you use?! our TP bill has gone way up"

okay, first yes, he keeps track of how much money is spent on what and yes that's weird, but second to question me about it?!

I said "yeah, I use more than you, I can't just jump up and down wiggle some stuff and pretend it's clean, you idiot"

haha.
sure you can... I can just picture it...












... sorry... what were we talking about again?

sure you can... I can just picture it...

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My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!

sure you can... I can just picture it...












... sorry... what were we talking about again?

:eek: ........... pervert j/k

(maybe I just use too much of it >.>)
Not possible.

Scrunch up enough to form an impenetrable barrier, and make several passes.

Not possible.

Scrunch up enough to form an impenetrable barrier, and make several passes.

that reminds me..........how does a blind person know when they are done wiping?

:confused:

I fold, scrunching always leads to a big mess....

that reminds me..........how does a blind person know when they are done wiping?

:confused:

finger smell test?

I fold. Accuratly. 1 and 1/2 of a sheet (so three pieces fold twice) and then use. Probably obsessive but meh.

I fold. Accuratly. 1 and 1/2 of a sheet (so three pieces fold twice) and then use. Probably obsessive but meh.


think about it this way

at least you'll be the obsessive one with the clean ass. :D

Rofl

Rofl

it's true though...

Hum, I fold and scrunch at the same time. What kind of personality am I then?


Fecaphobic.

I scrunch myself (too lazy to fold)

of course if you ever have silk that needs to be gotten rid of (yes I rarely wipe my arse with silk:) )

Silk toilet paper?!

Cleaning ourselves with excretion on an animal?!

BRILLIANT!

But personally I go with leaves, you can't really scrunch or fold there.

Unless they're incredibally big like the ones on the banana tree at the Botanical garden... ;)

Fecaphobic.

A what?

Scrunch, but I occasionally alternate. I hate routine.

A what?

Hmmm

Coprolaphobic, maybe?

A fear of poo.

A what?

A fear of crap?

Hmmm

Coprolaphobic, maybe?

A fear of poo.

Coprophobe.

Coprophobe.

Ahh, I was close!

Sometimes, I amaze even myself.

Then again, isnt everyone a little poop-phobic?

I mean, if you were to wave a turd on a stick at someone, and say "Give me yer wallet"...they may just do that.

Scrunch, but I occasionally alternate. I hate routine.

Sexy ;)

Hmmm

Coprolaphobic, maybe?

A fear of poo.


Nah, can't say that I am. Since I have knowledge about microbiology I have stoped beeing worried about microbes in my natural enviroment. It may stink, but it isn't dangerous for you...

Ahh, I was close!

Sometimes, I amaze even myself.

Then again, isnt everyone a little poop-phobic?

I mean, if you were to wave a turd on a stick at someone, and say "Give me yer wallet"...they may just do that.

Thats pretty crappy :p

Nah, can't say that I am. Since I have knowledge about microbiology I have stoped beeing worried about microbes in my natural enviroment. It may stink, but it isn't dangerous for you...

Wow, odd, I've heard about Microbiologists not letting anyone near them when they bleed because they knew how dangerous blood was. :confused:

Ahh, I was close!

Sometimes, I amaze even myself.

Then again, isnt everyone a little poop-phobic?

I mean, if you were to wave a turd on a stick at someone, and say "Give me yer wallet"...they may just do that.

Hmmm...

*takes notes*


Sexy ;)

You know it. And you haven't even seen me flush yet.

Sexy ;)

PENALTY FLAG!

Illegal innuendo, involving poo, and sex.

Ten yard penalty, repeat first down.

Wow, odd, I've heard about Microbiologists not letting anyone near them when they bleed because they knew how dangerous blood was. :confused:

Sure, there is dangerous bacterias around but the chance to get enough of them is very small. Wash your hands from time to time and you are pretty much safe (as long as you are in a normal enviroment, labs are very different).