NationStates Jolt Archive


Hey, Mainstream Media!

Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:32
Stop using Photoshop! I mean it! We can all tell when you're doing it! It's fucking ridiculous! First all those Lebanon photos, and now Katie Couric!

Stop! It makes the news (in this case, a news network) look completely fake!

If you wanted a skinnier woman, put Couric on a fucking diet!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/skinnykc.jpg

and the areas "skinnied" highlighted here:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/overlay.jpg
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:34
Now, there are only two explanations for why CBS would want to alter the photo.

1. Katie was unhappy because she thinks she is fat and asked for the picture to be altered.

2. CBS thinks Katie is fat and altered the photo.

It turns out that CBS altered the photo without telling poor Katie. So they must think she's fat.

Stop paying her so much, and maybe she'll stop putting food in her piehole!
Super-power
30-08-2006, 21:34
Is anybody else creeped out here of the four images of Couric all similing at you?
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:35
Is anybody else creeped out here of the four images of Couric all similing at you?

I wear welding goggles, for just such an occasion.
Philosopy
30-08-2006, 21:36
I don't understand - how can television pictures be Photoshopped?
Khadgar
30-08-2006, 21:36
Is anybody else creeped out here of the four images of Couric all similing at you?

The grin is a little Jack Nicholson Joker. Which is creepy.
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:36
I don't understand - how can television pictures be Photoshopped?

These were publicity stills.
Carnivorous Lickers
30-08-2006, 21:38
makes you wonder where they draw the line on what they alter
Philosopy
30-08-2006, 21:38
These were publicity stills.
Ah.

Well, that's hardly limited to the news organisations. Wasn't Kate Winslet pretty pissed off with a magazine a couple of years ago for something similar?
Liberated New Ireland
30-08-2006, 21:39
Is anybody else creeped out here of the four images of Couric all similing at you?

Yes, but I can't tell what kinda "creepy" it is... either it's the matriarchal totalitarian "LISTEN AND OBEY, MY CHILDREN!!!", or she's like that chick from F.E.A.R., or Ringu...
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:39
makes you wonder where they draw the line on what they alter

I noticed that they didn't splice Katie's head onto this woman:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/jenny_mccarthy_11.jpg
Philosopy
30-08-2006, 21:42
I noticed that they didn't splice Katie's head onto this woman:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/jenny_mccarthy_11.jpg

I've never seen a man with such big tits.
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:42
Ah.

Well, that's hardly limited to the news organisations. Wasn't Kate Winslet pretty pissed off with a magazine a couple of years ago for something similar?

It needs to stop. It's ridiculous.
Philosopy
30-08-2006, 21:43
It needs to stop. It's ridiculous.

Oh, undoubtably, but at least it's only a woman's weight this time, not the faked destruction of entire cities.
Liberated New Ireland
30-08-2006, 21:43
I noticed that they didn't splice Katie's head onto this woman:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/jenny_mccarthy_11.jpg

Ick. You find her attractive?
UpwardThrust
30-08-2006, 21:46
It needs to stop. It's ridiculous.

You kidding just about every wedding photo is touched up in some way shape or form

Skin blemishes coming out … hair that wisped over the face removed, my gf owns a photography studio … this is industry standard for any hired photographer


I mean this seems a bit much to me they usually don’t alter like this but still small alterations, where do we draw the line?
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:49
Ick. You find her attractive?

For starters, she's got a hotter body than Katie Couric.
Carnivorous Lickers
30-08-2006, 21:49
I noticed that they didn't splice Katie's head onto this woman:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/jenny_mccarthy_11.jpg

I used to love Jenny McCarthy.
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:50
I used to love Jenny McCarthy.

I know, I know. She seems so, well, used.
Liberated New Ireland
30-08-2006, 21:51
For starters, she's got a hotter body than Katie Couric.

*snort* A naked mole rat has a better body than Katie Couric. Seriously. Those animals are freakin' hot.


You couldn't have used Jessica Alba? Or Anna Kournikova? Or...
Carnivorous Lickers
30-08-2006, 21:52
I know, I know. She seems so, well, used.

these days, she is looking a little harsh.

I nteh 90s,though- that was good eats
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:53
*snort* A naked mole rat has a better body than Katie Couric. Seriously. Those animals are freakin' hot.


You couldn't have used Jessica Alba? Or Anna Kournikova? Or...

Keyra Augustino.
Deep Kimchi
30-08-2006, 21:56
Ok, if they Photoshopped Katie's head onto this woman
http://www.drunkstunts.com/babes/keyra_agustina_perfect_ass/images/keyra_agustina_01_002.jpg

I wouldn't complain.

Even better, fire Katie, and get Keyra to read the news. I'm sure ratings would skyrocket.
Liberated New Ireland
30-08-2006, 21:57
Keyra Augustino.

You mean Keyra Augustina? I'm pretty sure she's not a man... :D


And yes.
Liberated New Ireland
30-08-2006, 21:58
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/Aenimus/200px-Nacktmull.jpg


*fap fap fap*

It seems that non Photobucketed images don't work anymores...