NationStates Jolt Archive


How long until I die?

Andaluciae
30-08-2006, 15:40
I just had bacon and Mountain Dew for Breakfast.
Smunkeeville
30-08-2006, 15:43
30 seconds?

I had a Coke, a s'mores popcorn ball, and some tylenol for breakfast.
Minaris
30-08-2006, 15:45
I just had bacon and Mountain Dew for Breakfast.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6... :p
Jimusopolis
30-08-2006, 15:50
6 red bulls a day. At this point I think it's the only thing keeping me alive!

Anyway, bacon is an excellent source of protein, and everyone needs *some* salt in there diet. You'll be fine. Probably.
Scarlet States
30-08-2006, 15:54
You seriously drink red bull?
Rameria
30-08-2006, 16:03
6 red bulls a day. At this point I think it's the only thing keeping me alive!

Anyway, bacon is an excellent source of protein, and everyone needs *some* salt in there diet. You'll be fine. Probably.
You sound like a friend of mine from college. He was one of those crazy people who tried to fit 30 hours into a 24 hour day; instead of sleeping he drank Red Bull. :p He was very sleep deprived by the time he graduated.
The South Islands
30-08-2006, 16:06
Bacon...I see.

I estimate that one week will pass before you have the most massive heart attack in human history.

And I base this on absolutely nothing.
Scarlet States
30-08-2006, 16:06
Red Bull gives you brain tumors.
Andaluciae
30-08-2006, 16:10
Made it through the shower :D
Boonytopia
31-08-2006, 12:38
Red Bull gives you brain tumors.

I heard it was strange growths on your back.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-08-2006, 12:44
You will live another fifty or sixty years. However you will be bleeding constantly from both eyes. *nod*