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Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

Yep. you're gonna die. We'll miss ya.




...can I have your stereo?:)

Yep. you're gonna die. We'll miss ya.




...can I have your stereo?:)


Thanks for the help. :headbang:

Thanks for the help. :headbang:

So that's a no for the stereo?



Just a tip...internet forums tend not to be the best place for medical advice. Chances are, you've kissed worse diseases at your local bar and will be fine. However, without knowing you or the strippers in question, I can't tell ya much.

To be honest, I wouldn't worry too much. Most illnesses that can be spread through kissing are curable and not much of an inconvenience. Besides, not all strippers are disease-ridden.

I would imagine that, due to it being Las Vegas, those strippers are probably in better health than most other people. You'll be fine.

Yep. you're gonna die. We'll miss ya.




...can I have your stereo?:)

I would imagine that, due to it being Las Vegas, those strippers are probably in better health than most other people. You'll be fine.



You do know its against Nevada state law to test them for anything. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Does anybody know a lot about meningitis?

You do know its against Nevada state law to test them for anything. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Does anybody know a lot about meningitis?

http://www.webmd.com/hw/infection/aa34521.asp

You do know its against Nevada state law to test them for anything. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Does anybody know a lot about meningitis?

Is it just me, or is he starting to sound like a hypochondriac?

I'm afraid that the chances of you having Marburg virus are very high. If I were you, I'd start saying goodbye to your family and close friends.

6/1 that he has got Herpes.:)

Thats almost as stupid as asking if you kiss someone with mono, are you gonna get it too.

Speaking of which, I almost caught mono that way. She came down with mono the day after I left. Good thing I didn't kiss her, almost did, but didn't.

You do know its against Nevada state law to test them for anything. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Does anybody know a lot about meningitis?

That's the most sensible thing you've said yet. I'm willing to wager that you'll get much better advice from a doctor, than you will from an internet forum. Just a hunch I have.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if you've caught AIDS.

Thats almost as stupid as asking if you kiss someone with mono, are you gonna get it too.

Speaking of which, I almost caught mono that way. She came down with mono the day after I left. Good thing I didn't kiss her, almost did, but didn't.
Appearently, if you test adults, most of them have had mono...either they're immune to it and never showed symptoms, or it was so weak that they only got something resembling the common cold.
That's the most sensible thing you've said yet. I'm willing to wager that you'll get much better advice from a doctor, than you will from an internet forum. Just a hunch I have.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if you've caught AIDS.
Or, worse yet, he could have gotten the...the.....

...THE GAY!!:eek:

Appearently, if you test adults, most of them have had mono...either they're immune to it and never showed symptoms, or it was so weak that they only got something resembling the common cold.

Perhaps in that case I have had mono....
Something about me and the girls I fool around with get mono....
Interesting.


Or, worse yet, he could have gotten the...the.....

...THE GAY!!:eek:

OH NOES!!!!!!!!:eek:

Perhaps in that case I have had mono....
Something about me and the girls I fool around with get mono....
Interesting.Quite possible...although, you wouldn't infect them still. You'd just have traces of the antibodies in your blood.



OH NOES!!!!!!!!:eek:It's really a tragic disease...Makes even the strongest of men bow to that which is Cher and Bette Midler.

That's the most sensible thing you've said yet. I'm willing to wager that you'll get much better advice from a doctor, than you will from an internet forum. Just a hunch I have.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if you've caught AIDS.
You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn’t clear, but what we’re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
I’m sorry, I wish it was something less serious, but it’s AIDS.
You’ve got the AIDS.
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What the shit is Mono?:confused:
Even Happy Days didn't explain it.:(

Braggin' on yerself kissin' strippers in Vegas? Dude, you're already sick ;)

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

For fucks sake...is this what happens with abstenance-only education???

Gargle some Listerine and go to work/school...your fine.

Herpes

Thats why I never kiss 'em on the lips.

You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn’t clear, but what we’re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
I’m sorry, I wish it was something less serious, but it’s AIDS.
You’ve got the AIDS.
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What the shit is Mono?:confused:
Even Happy Days didn't explain it.:(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVAeSeXeng

:D

*snip*
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What the shit is Mono?:confused:
Even Happy Days didn't explain it.:(

It's called glandular fever in Aus, maybe in NZ too?


Edit: This is what I call a mono

http://bikepoint.ninemsn.com.au/bikecontent/reviews/Kawasaki/klx250wheelstand.jpg

Seeing as you kissed them on the lips, you'll probably want to get a pregnancy test.

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

This site is a treasure trove of information.

Seeing as you kissed them on the lips, you'll probably want to get a pregnancy test.

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

This site is a treasure trove of information.

http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/images/smilies/rotf.gif

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

(Enter extreme sarcasim) Yes you are going to die an horrible and painfull death where your member will invert and fall off.

Why do I have a sudden craving for crab?

http://entoplp.okstate.edu/ddd/images/pubic-louse.jpg

Quite possible...although, you wouldn't infect them still. You'd just have traces of the antibodies in your blood..

Thats some scary coincidence then. The past three girls I've had anything to with have all came down with mono.

It's called glandular fever in Aus, maybe in NZ too?


Edit: This is what I call a mono

http://bikepoint.ninemsn.com.au/bikecontent/reviews/Kawasaki/klx250wheelstand.jpg

Oh, and here I was thinking a mono was this:

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/monobrow.JPG

It's called glandular fever in Aus, maybe in NZ too?


Edit: This is what I call a mono

http://bikepoint.ninemsn.com.au/bikecontent/reviews/Kawasaki/klx250wheelstand.jpg
I've never had that...
http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_19/monobrow.jpg
^^^What i think of when i think mono...

I've never had that...
http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_19/monobrow.jpg
^^^What i think of when i think mono...

*Coughrippedoffcough*

*Coughrippedoffcough*
Nah it looks like he shaved.

You have: Group A Streptococcus Necrotizing Fasciitis.

The OP hasn't replied for hours. He must've died. Obviously didn't get to hospital in time :(

We should learn from his mistakes. And, in the meantime, bagsy first dibs of the buffet at the wake!

Dude calm down. Just because they're strippers there not diseased. Its just a kiss nothing to worry about and if something does come up then live life to the full. You really shouldn't worry.

The OP hasn't replied for hours. He must've died. Obviously didn't get to hospital in time :(

We should learn from his mistakes. And, in the meantime, bagsy first dibs of the buffet at the wake!
*Goes straight to the open bar*
Ha ha Losers!

*Goes straight to the open bar*
Ha ha Losers!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!
*Hands Boony a drink*
VB?

*Hands Boony a drink*
VB?
Yes i said VB not VD!
*Laughs at OP*

Yes i said VB not VD!
*Laughs at OP*

Cheers!

To HolyMolyCow, may the worms eat him quickly. Nice spread his family put on.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if you've caught AIDS.Or mad cows disease...

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something?.
Depends what lips you kissed them on...

That's the most sensible thing you've said yet. I'm willing to wager that you'll get much better advice from a doctor, than you will from an internet forum. Just a hunch I have.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if you've caught AIDS.

I would considering that's not how it's spread. I hope you were joking.

<edit: deadpan humor is kinda hard to get when it's writen . .. >

You caught hypocandria ignorencia. It's fatal. Sorry.

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

which lips?

You caught hypocandria ignorencia. It's fatal. Sorry.

Thats really funny! Good one.

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

that's IT!

No strippers for you!

i am revoking your right to go to any strip club anywhere in the world. anyone who worries about kissing isnt worthy of those nice girls' attention.

You do know its against Nevada state law to test them for anything. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Does anybody know a lot about meningitis?

go to the doctor and get checked out, if you have meningitis you will have headaches,a stiff neck and a rash that doesnt disapear when you press a glass on it.Good luck, dont know you, but I hope you dont get ill!:)

You have: Group A Streptococcus Necrotizing Fasciitis.

nooooooooo!fleash eating bugs...it starts with a cought, and then your face gets eaten away from inside!!!!!

I bet you've got ebola.

I bet you've got ebola.

No, his only symptom is an empty wallet and a raging, unsatisfied hardon.

No, his only symptom is an empty wallet and a raging, unsatisfied hardon.

Diagnosis: acute poverty and priapism.

Diagnosis: acute poverty and priapism.

Cure: A job and pr0n.

I'm not dead. I am catching a mild cold, but not dead.

go to the doctor and get checked out, if you have meningitis you will have headaches,a stiff neck and a rash that doesnt disapear when you press a glass on it.Good luck, dont know you, but I hope you dont get ill!:)


My neck is fine, I don't really have a headache and no rash. Anyway, I thought symptoms of meningitis started in 1 to 2 days and its been longer than that.

Is it just me, or is he starting to sound like a hypochondriac?

I think he's faking.

go to the doctor and get checked out, if you have meningitis you will have headaches,a stiff neck and a rash that doesnt disapear when you press a glass on it.Good luck, dont know you, but I hope you dont get ill!:)

I think he's faking.




Jerk! You can kiss my rearend!



I am serious, what could I be faking about?

If these girls were that filthy, why were you kissing them?

Strippers are mostly normal people. They take their clothes off, shake it around, get dressed, and go home to make Ramen, just like a convenience store ninja, a barber, or a kung-fu fighter. If the place you went was worth visiting the girls aren't going to be turning tricks in the bathroom or banging dope into their arms, and even if they -are- blowing VIP's, I'm sure they're good enough to gargle...

Don't visit low-class places. Find somewhere fancy, and get what you pay for. If the beer was warm or if a private dance is costing less than 20$ a song, I think it's safe to say that you're in for herpes. And you'd deserve it, for giving your business to a sleazy dive.

I hate Blacks!



I am serious, what could I be faking about?

C'mon, we ALL KNOW that you're faking your illness...

Jerk! You can kiss my rearend!


No thanks. We don't want your AIDS. :p

Depends what lips you kissed them on...

that is flat nasty...yuck.(assuming they are diseased lips)

a friend awhile back did the exact thing in the exact situation described above...and his throat swelled shut 2 days later..got a fever..etc.

some antibiotics cleared it right up.

the ball busting he got never went away...lol..i went into his bathroom and switched his toothpaste with a tube of gynalotramin or whatever it is called.

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

If you're talking about those diseases which are *ahem* more common in strippers, then almost certainly not. Very few STDs can be contracted that way. You may now be a carrier for HPV, if you weren't already, but that about covers it.

In terms of other diseases, you're really no more likely to get sick than if you had kissed any other stranger. You could get mononucleosis, meningitis, or simply the common cold. Or, most likely, nothing at all.

Ok, I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Me and my two friends went to stripclub called Sin. I kissed 2 of the strippers on the lips...What are the odds I may have gotten something? I think Hep B is out of the question, but meningitis is more likely. What are the odds I may have this? I did that sunday night, so Its been afew days.

A stripclub called Sin, eh? Sorry to tell you this, but on saturday I gave all the girls there Ebola.

I'm afraid that the chances of you having Marburg virus are very high. If I were you, I'd start saying goodbye to your family and close friends.

I concur.