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Are you a zombiephobe? Why?

Yes, I admit I'm one:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/zombies.jpg

But why? I mean, why would Christians be afraid of zombies. Look at Lazarus, who came back from the dead (ok, well a couple of guys killed him again). And Jesus. Looks like his disciples weren't too afraid of a dead man walking around again.

Zombies are the walking dead who have originally been poisoned by witch doctors then brought back to be their slaves.

Or so the original myth goes

i'll keep my brains un-eaten thank you very much.

Sign me up for zombiephobia. (http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/693/693370/top-femme-fatale-roles-of-milla-jovovich-20060303100352537.jpg) :eek:

Sign me up for zombiephobia. (http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/693/693370/top-femme-fatale-roles-of-milla-jovovich-20060303100352537.jpg) :eek:

Now you're talking!

Zombies are the walking dead who have originally been poisoned by witch doctors then brought back to be their slaves.

Or so the original myth goes

ZOMBIE APOLOGIST!!!!!:p :D

Zombiephobia? I am a zombie (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445359)!
Well, two really, but that's not important.

Are you a zombiephobe? Why?

Yes, I admit I'm one:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/zombies.jpg

But why? I mean, why would Christians be afraid of zombies. Look at Lazarus, who came back from the dead (ok, well a couple of guys killed him again). And Jesus. Looks like his disciples weren't too afraid of a dead man walking around again.
Your intolerance will tear our society apart. We should all be united in our commitment to protect the civil rights of Zombie-Americans (or Zombie-Australians, or whathaveyou). Their brain-eating ways are merely a different culture that we can add to our rainbow of diversity!

Your intolerance will tear our society apart. We should all be united in our commitment to protect the civil rights of Zombie-Americans (or Zombie-Australians, or whathaveyou). Their brain-eating ways are merely a different culture that we can add to our rainbow of diversity!

Yeah, you're probably one of those zombie-lovers that is always encouraging the dead to vote early and often...

All this discrimination against my Zombie-American brothers and sisters truly disturbs me. Let us remember the fine contributions made by Zombie-Americans like Rob Zombie and All of the fine Zombie actors in George Romero's films.

Yeah, you're probably one of those zombie-lovers that is always encouraging the dead to vote early and often...
Meh. We've had zombie-voters in America for centuries. :D

Meh. We've had zombie-voters in America for centuries. :D

I blame zombies for both Bush and Clinton.

I blame zombies for both Bush and Clinton.

I blame their mothers. Who may or may not be zombies.

Zombiephobia? I am a zombie (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445359)!
Well, two really, but that's not important.
Ah am a zambah!!! Hahahaha! (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=84743)!

Four deaders and six humans (who sometimes wake up dead outside the hideouts, though...)

Ah am a zambah!!! Hahahaha! (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=84743)!

Four deaders and six humans (who sometimes wake up dead outside the hideouts, though...)

Barhah!

My main (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=293076) zambah is trying to catch up with the Drunken Dead. I'm gonna leave it at 2 until I donate and lose the ip limit.

Barhah!

My main (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=293076) zambah is trying to catch up with the Drunken Dead. I'm gonna leave it at 2 until I donate and lose the ip limit.
Good one!!!

Mine usually stay stationary, unless one of those darn hordes comes around - then I have to evade them a little to stay alive.

With that many characters I try to keep them out of each others way, but yesterday was the first time I thought I had a déjà-vus on Urban Dead - but it was only two survivors fleeing in the same direction. I logged one off, the other one in - and I was still at the same place. The same square, to be precise... That was a little creepy - and one of the two now needs a new home.

Other than that, I enjoy it very much, especially the new gestures feature. "Points towards self. Points towards Ifreann. Points towards ground." And then claw away :D

Good one!!!

Mine usually stay stationary, unless one of those darn hordes comes around - then I have to evade them a little to stay alive.

With that many characters I try to keep them out of each others way, but yesterday was the first time I thought I had a déjà-vus on Urban Dead - but it was only two survivors fleeing in the same direction. I logged one off, the other one in - and I was still at the same place. The same square, to be precise... That was a little creepy - and one of the two now needs a new home.

Other than that, I enjoy it very much, especially the new gestures feature. "Points towards self. Points towards Ifreann. Points towards ground." And then claw away :D

The first thing I did with it was gesture to my self, the to the east, then start walking east. What's strange is the other zombies followed me for a while.

Barhah!

My main (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=293076) zambah is trying to catch up with the Drunken Dead. I'm gonna leave it at 2 until I donate and lose the ip limit.
Good one!!!

Mine usually stay stationary, unless one of those darn hordes comes around - then I have to evade them a little to stay alive.

With that many characters I try to keep them out of each others way, but yesterday was the first time I thought I had a déjà-vus on Urban Dead - but it was only two survivors fleeing in the same direction. I logged one off, the other one in - and I was still at the same place. The same square, to be precise... That was a little creepy - and one of the two now needs a new home.

Other than that, I enjoy it very much, especially the new gestures feature. "Points towards self. Points towards Ifreann. Points towards ground." And then claw away :D

As for the IP limit - I simply do a software-router-restart and that's taken care of. I don't feel like donating, but I sure bought some UD paraphernalia two weeks ago (still waiting for the shipment to arrive...)

pah, i need not those puny weapons to stop zombies

i simply have no brain

eat that!

Evil zombies! Die!

http://www.jackasscritics.com/images/movies/shaun_of_the_dead_01.jpg

Are you a zombiephobe? Why?

Yes, I admit I'm one:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/zombies.jpg

But why? I mean, why would Christians be afraid of zombies. Look at Lazarus, who came back from the dead (ok, well a couple of guys killed him again). And Jesus. Looks like his disciples weren't too afraid of a dead man walking around again.

there is a difference between a Zombie (undead) and ressurection (Lazarus and Jesus)

I am a Zamboniphobe (http://www.zamboni.com/). Bigger, scarier and moves faster than a zombie.

And why does my edit show up as another post?!?

The first thing I did with it was gesture to my self, the to the east, then start walking east. What's strange is the other zombies followed me for a while.
Hehehe. So gullible!
Evil zombies! Die!

http://www.jackasscritics.com/images/movies/shaun_of_the_dead_01.jpg
Zombies Ate My Neighbors... uh, your link!

Ram, gang, ram! Gangbang harmanz!

Zombies Ate My Neighbors... uh, your link!

As you can see, zombies don't like being hit with pieces of wood. :)

I just jonied today, I started out as a military(Private I think) I took my accidently used all my AP's and became a F****ng Zombie!

here is my profile.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=643107

I hope a someone killes me and revives me soon... I had no plans on being a Zombie throughout any part of game.


Oh well, i can go eat brain tommrrow.

and unfortunetly, the only places I found with Humans possibly inside were "Heavily Barricaded" if I felt like it I could have let the Zombies in while I was a Human :evil: there were like 5 Zombies standing in adjacent buildings(like 15 Zombies in all) I walked pass the Zombies andI ran out of AP and I died 30 minutes later.

No way. Who am I to judge an undead corpse? Maybe he didn't choose to die! Did that ever occur to you? Huh? Or did you just assume that all zombies are perverted! Well, did you?

Zombies are only people who have gained respawn in the great FPS that is life

As you can see, zombies don't like being hit with pieces of wood. :)
Huh. Link works on IE but not on this here Firefox? That's strange... Great movie, though!!!

I just jonied today, I started out as a military(Private I think) I took my accidently used all my AP's and became a F****ng Zombie!

here is my profile.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=643107

I hope a someone killes me and revives me soon... I had no plans on being a Zombie throughout any part of game.

Oh well, i can go eat brain tommrrow.

and unfortunetly, the only places I found with Humans possibly inside were "Heavily Barricaded" if I felt like it I could have let the Zombies in while I was a Human :evil: there were like 5 Zombies standing in adjacent buildings(like 15 Zombies in all) I walked pass the Zombies andI ran out of AP and I died 30 minutes later.
Most important skill to get: Free running! There's usually an exit/entry point somewhere around.

P.S.: Haven't been in Grigg Heights in a long time - way too much deader activity. But maybe that has changed recently?

I am a Zamboniphobe (http://www.zamboni.com/). Bigger, scarier and moves faster than a zombie.

I always wanted to be a zamboni driver. You wouldn't even have to pay me, I'd do it three nights a week for nothing.

In Malton I am several zombies, including the infamous Tarman, and we'll find you sooner or later. Hate the living, love the dead!

In real life, one should always prepare for the inevitable undead uprising. Just remember to aim for the head, move quietly, establish a safehouse (with a fallback location), and avoid urban areas!

The lack of nutritional value of the modern brain means that most zombies will die of starvation long before they could take over the word anyway.

Shawn of the Dead anyone!!!!:D

Shawn of the Dead anyone!!!!:D

Indeed.

"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"

Zombiephobia? I am a zombie (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445359)!
Well, two really, but that's not important.

Oooh *Adds to list* Look forward to hunting you down.

I had an idea for a porn using zombies...you see the zombies would eat a womans...well you know..and thus turning her into one, and she'd have to go get other girls and so on....i think i might turn the idea into a porn company and see if i get any money

Ram, gang, ram! Gangbang harmanz!
Barhah mah zambah brazzah!
I just jonied today, I started out as a military(Private I think) I took my accidently used all my AP's and became a F****ng Zombie!

here is my profile.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=643107

I hope a someone killes me and revives me soon... I had no plans on being a Zombie throughout any part of game.


Oh well, i can go eat brain tommrrow.

and unfortunetly, the only places I found with Humans possibly inside were "Heavily Barricaded" if I felt like it I could have let the Zombies in while I was a Human :evil: there were like 5 Zombies standing in adjacent buildings(like 15 Zombies in all) I walked pass the Zombies andI ran out of AP and I died 30 minutes later.
You don't have to die(as a zombie) to be revived. Read the graffitti and find a revive point. then stand and wait. and don't try and eat the humans.
Huh. Link works on IE but not on this here Firefox? That's strange... Great movie, though!!!


Most important skill to get: Free running! There's usually an exit/entry point somewhere around.

P.S.: Haven't been in Grigg Heights in a long time - way too much deader activity. But maybe that has changed recently?
Free running is a life saver as a human. Especially for getting into malls. Though avoid Caiger like the plague.
In Malton I am several zombies, including the infamous Tarman, and we'll find you sooner or later. Hate the living, love the dead!
Considering you're famous I've never heard of you.
Oooh *Adds to list* Look forward to hunting you down.

Pfft, I fear no harmanz.

Oh if you're ever near Yagoton and you run across some guy named "to talk" kill him for me please. That or Red Zeko. I've been helping the revive clinic there and those guys are a pain in the butt. Especially how they run and and preach like it's some religion.

Especially To Talk.

This is what he does EVERY DAY.

Walks into the the Whatmore Building, (HQ of the Yagoton Revival Clinic)
Says something along the lines of:
"I offer up this Generator in the name of our Lord the Great Lord Red Zeko!"
He Destroys the Generator and Radio.
Says something along the line of:
"My holy task is done now sacifrice me in the name of the great Holy one Red Zeko!!! Blessed be thy lord Zeko!"

Of course we oblige. XD

He sneaks off to where someone, (Another one of his own accounts is what everyone is thinking, because every non PKing group in a 5 block radius hate him.) Revives him.

Repeat Over and over and over and over.:headbang:

Myself I am a zombiephile--- I love Zombies (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/mmmzombies/grouponwater.jpg)

Myself I am a zombiephile--- I love Zombies (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/mmmzombies/grouponwater.jpg)

Brains! BRAINS!!! Kids okay.

Zombies are sexy. :cool:

Are you a zombiephobe? Why?

Yes, I admit I'm one:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/zombies.jpg

But why? I mean, why would Christians be afraid of zombies. Look at Lazarus, who came back from the dead (ok, well a couple of guys killed him again). And Jesus. Looks like his disciples weren't too afraid of a dead man walking around again.

Zombie generally does not equal resurrection. Generally, if you're a zombie, you're a slave, or require human food, or some other strange rot.

If you've been resurrected in the same way as Jesus or Lazurus etc. you wouldn't be any of those things. And actually, some of the Disciples were afraid. Maybe not screaming and running for their lives, but afraid none the less.

I oppose the mindless undead. They never vote Loony.

Zombie generally does not equal resurrection. Generally, if you're a zombie, you're a slave, or require human food, or some other strange rot.

If you've been resurrected in the same way as Jesus or Lazurus etc. you wouldn't be any of those things. And actually, some of the Disciples were afraid. Maybe not screaming and running for their lives, but afraid none the less.

Are you crazy? Of course Jesus was a zombie. Don't you watch Futurama:

"Zombie Jesus? Is that you? Dinner? But I have nothing cooking..."

Are you crazy? Of course Jesus was a zombie. Don't you watch Futurama:

"Zombie Jesus? Is that you? Dinner? But I have nothing cooking..."

Heretic! Get the wood! Get the tar! Get the oil! Get the feathers! Get the rope! :p

I've never seen Futurama and I doubt I want to.

Considering you're famous I've never heard of you.

Then you don't know zombies.

http://www.creepercon.com/tarman.jpg

If you're afeared of zombies, then I wouldn't reccomend you heading to this site:
zombie celebrities (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6614&display=photoshop)
Someone with wayyyy to much time on their hands wondered what clebrities would look like as undead.
Some of them are very good (read: creepy)

Whack that zombie! :D

http://shaunbeatdown.ytmnd.com/

Myself I am a zombiephile---I love Zombies (http://www.creepercon.com/tarman.jpg)
:eek:

The stereotypical zombie culture portrayed in B movies is as damaging to damaging to society as Amos & Andy. Allow me to clear up some misconceptions:

* You cannot criticize their choice of food, as it is how they survive. The nutrients they need can only be found in the cerebral cortex of the human brain. Zombies eating human brains is no different from us eating hamburgers.

* Not all zombies are stupid. Zombies can actually be quite intelligent. They have developed language, philosophy (hedonism), and are very goal-oriented.

* Not all zombies are slow. Some zombies happen to be former distance runners.

Just because the zombie lifestyle is not something you choose to participate in, you do not have the right to criticize them. Random acts "zombie-bashing" will soon be a thing of the past and we will look back on these days similarly to the pre-civil rights era.

The stereotypical zombie culture portrayed in B movies is as damaging to damaging to society as Amos & Andy. Allow me to clear up some misconceptions:

* You cannot criticize their choice of food, as it is how they survive. The nutrients they need can only be found in the cerebral cortex of the human brain. Zombies eating human brains is no different from us eating hamburgers.

* Not all zombies are stupid. Zombies can actually be quite intelligent. They have developed language, philosophy (hedonism), and are very goal-oriented.

* Not all zombies are slow. Some zombies happen to be former distance runners.

Just because the zombie lifestyle is not something you choose to participate in, you do not have the right to criticize them. Random acts "zombie-bashing" will soon be a thing of the past and we will look back on these days similarly to the pre-civil rights era.

You zombie apologist! I bet you want to teach kids to be zombies in public schools! *uh, wait, that already happens*

NO MORE TAX MONEY FOR SCHOOLS THAT TURN KIDS INTO ZOMBIES!

Why is everyone talking about a few zombies eating our brains, while vampires are just as bad, all drinking our blood!

The stereotypical zombie culture portrayed in B movies is as damaging to damaging to society as Amos & Andy. Allow me to clear up some misconceptions:

* Not all zombies are stupid. Zombies can actually be quite intelligent. They have developed language, philosophy (hedonism), and are very goal-oriented.
Some can be comedians as well:
http://zombiecos.ytmnd.com/

* Not all zombies are slow. Some zombies happen to be former distance runners.
You mean, like these guys:
http://zombierun.ytmnd.com/

Why is everyone talking about a few zombies eating our brains, while vampires are just as bad, all drinking our blood!

You see, folks? Hate breeds hate...now we're targetting the sentient undead. I ask you, what will it be tomorrow?

Heretic! Get the wood! Get the tar! Get the oil! Get the feathers! Get the rope! :p

I've never seen Futurama and I doubt I want to.

WHAT?! :eek: It's the best American show ever...


Barhah mah zambah brazzah!
Barhah!

WHAT?! :eek: It's the best American show ever...

From everything I here about it, it's like the Simpsons times infinity. I would have to say that the Simpsons is one of the most disgusting, base, crude shows I have ever seen. So why would I want to see something infintely "better" than it? :confused:

From everything I here about it, it's like the Simpsons times infinity. I would have to say that the Simpsons is one of the most disgusting, base, crude shows I have ever seen. So why would I want to see something infintely "better" than it? :confused:

*snort* That's fucking hilarious. I'm sorry, but, damn! Is The Simpsons the only show you've ever seen? Most of entertainment television is far worse than the Simpsons. At least the good seasons (5-9ish?) were somewhat intellectual, versus the fair we get today to feed the brains of the idiot, hick masses of America...

If you think The Simpsons is disgusting, you must have a fairly weak stomach... why are you on a zombie thread?

*snort* That's f****** hilarious. I'm sorry, but, d***! Is The Simpsons the only show you've ever seen? Most of entertainment television is far worse than the Simpsons. At least the good seasons (5-9ish?) were somewhat intellectual, versus the fair we get today to feed the brains of the idiot, hick masses of America...

If you think The Simpsons is disgusting, you must have a fairly weak stomach... why are you on a zombie thread?

I don't have a weak stomach. At least not for blood and gore. I just hate the kind of humor found in the Simpsons. And I don't watch very much television (especially not the comedies) for the same resason.

:eek:

"Can you say 'Necrophilia'?"

From everything I here about it, it's like the Simpsons times infinity. I would have to say that the Simpsons is one of the most disgusting, base, crude shows I have ever seen. So why would I want to see something infintely "better" than it? :confused:

You've never seen SOUTH PARK, have you?

God Hates Zombies.

Seriously though, I am a zombiephobe. I have recurring dreams of getting eaten by them, and they're extremely vivid. I wish I could have someone psychoanalyze this and tell me what it means, I'm curious as heck about it.

I don't fear zombies.

I just Hate them.

*Loads Rifle*

Whose afraid of zombies when you have Mabel (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/08/09)?

I have a sudden urge to play RE4....