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Am off to an innerview but thought I'd leave you all with this earth shattering story....

Remember the Noriaga music thing? That was a resounding success as well... /sarcasm

Saddam Hussein forced to watch 'South Park' (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds36384.html)

Monday, August 28 2006, 19:48 BST - by David Cribb
Saddam Hussein has been forced to watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, according to the film's co-creator Matt Stone.

The former Iraqi leader is portrayed in the movie as a homosexual who is in a relationship with the devil, and Stone claims the prisoner is being forced to watch it "repeatedly" as he is held by US Marines.

This would be much funnier if it were true.

And then Satan dumped Saddam for that guy named Chris.

That's even worse. I almost feel bad for him.

Wait...naaaah.

Is it torture, or is this something funny?

Did he complain? Evidently not. Haven't heard his lawyer complain about it.

Sounds like the Doritos thing. He saw a Marine eating Cool Ranch Doritos and wanted to try them. Then he found out that he really, REALLY liked them.

So now, he gets all the Cool Ranch Doritos he wants. He had evidently never had them before.

Probably never saw South Park before, either. Maybe Saddam has a sense of humor, too.

If I was a captured former dictator, that's exactly the kind of punishment I'd want.

Maybe his lawyer disn't complain about it because it never happened. Maybe.

Am off to an innerview but thought I'd leave you all with this earth shattering story....

Remember the Noriaga music thing? That was a resounding success as well... /sarcasm

Saddam Hussein forced to watch 'South Park' (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds36384.html)

Monday, August 28 2006, 19:48 BST - by David Cribb
Saddam Hussein has been forced to watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, according to the film's co-creator Matt Stone.

The former Iraqi leader is portrayed in the movie as a homosexual who is in a relationship with the devil, and Stone claims the prisoner is being forced to watch it "repeatedly" as he is held by US Marines.


Are you sure this story isn't from an episode of South Park? Its funny but would be hysterical if it were true!

Maybe his lawyer disn't complain about it because it never happened. Maybe.

That could be true as well. Maybe Trey Parker is tooting his own horn.

That could be true as well. Maybe Trey Parker is tooting his own horn.

Well if Marines really did force Saddam to watch South Park, would they really tell the show's creators? Would they tell anybody?

Well if Marines really did force Saddam to watch South Park, would they really tell the show's creators? Would they tell anybody?

They told Time magazine about the Cool Ranch Doritos.

They told Time magazine about the Cool Ranch Doritos.

How odd.

I wouldn't believe Matt Stone alone on this. It sounds like something I wouldn't mind being done to Saddam, though :p

Maybe they should run some Michael Dudikoff films where he gets into a peronal vendetta with the dictator of Iraq over a white girl for good measure ;)

If this were true, all the questions about whether the United States supports torture would have been answered.

How odd.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8288955

Saddam Hussein forced to watch 'South Park'
"Oh my god (Allah), they killed Khomeini (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhollah_Khomeini)!"

Why would someone be forced to watch South Park? It is a great show.

http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/satan_saddam.jpg
Awwww....c'mon, guy!

"Oh my god (Allah), they killed Khomeini (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhollah_Khomeini)!"

(Not hard to guess what this means in English)
أنت أبناء زنا

Oh my God- I hope this isnt true. I hope we havent sunken to his level and are treating him in a manner similar to the way he treated those rounded up in his purges.
That makes us no better than him. :rolleyes:

Oh my God- I hope this isnt true. I hope we havent sunken to his level and are treating him in a manner similar to the way he treated those rounded up in his purges.
That makes us no better than him. :rolleyes:

Yeah, like anyone got to watch South Park in his prisons.

Oh my God- I hope this isnt true. I hope we havent sunken to his level and are treating him in a manner similar to the way he treated those rounded up in his purges.
That makes us no better than him. :rolleyes:
No. We would be no better than him if we made him watch reality TV. Not even a mass-murdering dictator deserves that.

No. We would be no better than him if we made him watch reality TV. Not even a mass-murdering dictator deserves that.

No shit. If given a choice any sane person would rather be beaten with electrical cords.

I don't think so.

How exactly could they 'force' him to watch it?
Do a 'Clockwork Orange' on him?

Cause if all they've done is set the TV up outside his cell with it on endless loop - well, one could soon learn to ignore it. If it's on real loud, it'd soon irritate the guards as well, so I can't see them being too happy about it.

Also, AFAIK Saddam can't speak english (can he?), so how would he know what the hell the movie's about? He'd see himself for a few minutes in a badly drawn cartoon with no idea as to the context. Hardly a mind-fuck there.

Even if he did understand it, I'd wager all it'd do is reinforce his beliefs that the US is a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah that's doomed itself to the fiery pits of Hell.


I think it's prob more a desperate attempt by Trey to re-establish South Park as cutting edge and troll for some more viewers.

No. We would be no better than him if we made him watch reality TV. Not even a mass-murdering dictator deserves that.

Had it been around back then, I think it would've been funny to make Pol Pot watch America's Next Top Model over and over again. :D

Also, AFAIK Saddam can't speak english (can he?), so how would he know what the hell the movie's about? He'd see himself for a few minutes in a badly drawn cartoon with no idea as to the context. Hardly a mind-fuck there.

I think he can. DK's link earlier about the Doritos seemed to suggest he can. That or the guards speak his language(man I feel really stupid for not knowing what language Saddam would speak).

No. We would be no better than him if we made him watch reality TV. Not even a mass-murdering dictator deserves that.

And maybe take it one step further- he could be put on a reality show.

maybe he could walk Anna Nicole Smith's dog, or be a personal assistant to Ozzy's daughter.

Had it been around back then, I think it would've been funny to make Pol Pot watch America's Next Top Model over and over again. :D

Come now - there's far worse RealityTV out there. The Bachelorette for eg?
Or any of those "When ____ attacks!" or "________makeover from hell!" shows.

Or especially the Danger shows where they have 3 seconds of footage and have to drag it out into a 5 minute segment. So they just show the start of the footage over and over again for 4.5 minutes, except for the interesting bit at the end, which they finally at the end.

That's what Pol Pot deserved.

Either that or Eurovision song contest.

Come now - there's far worse RealityTV out there. The Bachelorette for eg?
Or any of those "When ____ attacks!" or "________makeover from hell!" shows.

Or especially the Danger shows where they have 3 seconds of footage and have to drag it out into a 5 minute segment. So they just show the start of the footage over and over again for 4.5 minutes, except for the interesting bit at the end, which they finally at the end.

That's what Pol Pot deserved.

Either that or Eurovision song contest.

Not even the people who enter it deserve the Eurovision song contest.

Yeah, like anyone got to watch South Park in his prisons.

you're just saying that because their eyes were burned out- it could have been on. They could have heard it...over the screams of thugs raping their wives.

Not even the people who enter it deserve the Eurovision song contest.

Put him in a house with Galloway. They're old friends, anyway.

(man I feel really stupid for not knowing what language Saddam would speak).
I believe it consists mainly of 'bwahahahaha'.

you're just saying that because their eyes were burned out- it could have been on. They could have heard it...over the screams of thugs raping their wives.

No, I heard they didn't have TV because they were using the cables to beat people.

No, I heard they didn't have TV because they were using the cables to beat people.

Hey-they improvised and overcame. No company actually makes "beating" cables, do they?
They made much better use of the cable flaying backs than watching infidel TV.


Imagine sadam's makeover show, with the dandiest male haridressers clipping and styling his hair. Maybe they could affix that adorable little derby with a rakish tilt on his head and some women could brush his teeth for him.
They could then laser that wart off his head, trim his nose hair and he could be unveiled in court- by the guys from American Chopper.

Are they making a sadam bike yet?

I think he can. DK's link earlier about the Doritos seemed to suggest he can. That or the guards speak his language(man I feel really stupid for not knowing what language Saddam would speak).
Arabic probably. Most common language around those parts.

As for the Doritos thing - I'd assume that there'd be some guards there that can speak Arabic, just for safety and convenience. Especially when eavesdropping on any conversations Saddam might have with other inmates or his lawyer.
Or he may have told his lawyer, who passed the request on.
Or he may have just used body language to show his interest and desire for the Dorito.

You'd be surprised how much info you can get across using gestures and/or pictures. I was in Taiwan last week, and saw a little gas cooker I liked (ideal for my stovetop espresso maker, cause the rings on my gas stove are too wide apart to sit it on).
I wanted to know if it was ok to take it onboard a plane. Unfortunately, her english was only a little better than my Mandarin.
So I drew a plane, flying from Taiwan to HK. Then I drew the characters for 'no' and don't' and pictures of a knife, a gun and the gas cooker.
She understood and told me it was fine.
Which it was.

I believe it consists mainly of 'bwahahahaha'.

Ah, Evil Dictatorese.

Put him in a house with Galloway. They're old friends, anyway.

Oh..that reminds me of a better TV torture for him: Big Brother.

Oh, the Humanity!

Oh..that reminds me of a better TV torture for him: Big Brother.

Oh, the Humanity!

Exactly. Can you imagine the tirades between Saddam and Galloway?

Exactly. Can you imagine the tirades between Saddam and Galloway?

They met before remember? Galloway kissed his ass

Exactly. Can you imagine the tirades between Saddam and Galloway?
You should also shove in Thatcher just to really wind things up.
3 people totally incapable of admitting they've made mistakes, totally contemptuous of each other and completely secure in the belief they are better than anyone else.

What fun that would be.

It's no less than any of them deserve either.

Put him in a house with Galloway. They're old friends, anyway.

They could play "Scumbag Poker Tournament".

Imagine the amount of frothy saliva on the walls of that room ?

You should also shove in Thatcher just to really wind things up.
3 people totally incapable of admitting they've made mistakes, totally contemptuous of each other and completely secure in the belief they are better than anyone else.

What fun that would be.

It's no less than any of them deserve either.

I'd much rather watch Paris and Nicole play dress up with sadam and tell him he's sexy.

They met before remember? Galloway kissed his ass

That doesn't mean they can live together in the same house.

I'd much rather watch Paris and Nicole play dress up with sadam and tell him he's sexy.
Ohh...That's nasty.
I don't know of anyone so horrid that they'd deserve being forced to live with those two airheads.

It's a hellish torture, that is.

Or sadam, noriega and milosovich could do a "Dictator Fear Factor". Some stunts would revlove around milosovich's remains-he couldnt really lose, unless of course, sadam or manuel beat the clock.

I know, put Sadam and a few of his lieutenants and/or surviving ministers on that new racially segregated Survivor, have the Middle Eastern Team.

Ohh...That's nasty.
I don't know of anyone so horrid that they'd deserve being forced to live with those two airheads.

It's a hellish torture, that is.

There are ways to keep Paris Hilton's mouth busy so that you don't have to listen to her inane ramblings.

Come now - there's far worse RealityTV out there. The Bachelorette for eg?
Or any of those "When ____ attacks!" or "________makeover from hell!" shows.

Or especially the Danger shows where they have 3 seconds of footage and have to drag it out into a 5 minute segment. So they just show the start of the footage over and over again for 4.5 minutes, except for the interesting bit at the end, which they finally at the end.

That's what Pol Pot deserved.

Either that or Eurovision song contest.

Not a bad point. Howsabout running the Cops episode from Cleveland on a loop for him? :D

Ohh...That's nasty.
I don't know of anyone so horrid that they'd deserve being forced to live with those two airheads.

It's a hellish torture, that is.

He would have to work with them too- sadam is given a gas station or convenience store and he has to gross a certain amount in sales by day's end. Paris and Nicole are his only employees.


If they fail, sadam goes before a firing squad at dawn the next day-he is tied to a post, given a last cigarette, then Paris and Nicole stumble in, fighting over a pink rifle as one of them has to shoot him. And they only have a dozen bullets.
He wonders how it came to this as an impossibly small dog with chinchilla leg warmers and an emerald tiara tears at his pant cuff

I know, put Sadam and a few of his lieutenants and/or surviving ministers on that new racially segregated Survivor, have the Middle Eastern Team.

and all they can wear are chaps and thongs.

There are ways to keep Paris Hilton's mouth busy so that you don't have to listen to her inane ramblings.

And I've got the vids to prove it! *runs off to watch vids*

and all they can wear are chaps and thongs.

Hey! It's meant to be a torture for them not us!

Hey! It's meant to be a torture for them not us!

They could blur their nasty parts out. That would likely be most of their bodies.

But they would have to do their stunts covered in chafing sand and try to sleep with biting flies.

This would be much funnier if it were true.

Oh I don't know...just as a pretend torture it has a certain jene se qua...

Do you know if its true or not? (just wondering....)

Personally I'd have made him watch Prisoner Cell Block H reruns.... ;)

That Dorito's link only confirms in my mind that Hussein is an inhuman monster.

I mean, what rational human being doesn't like Fruit Loops!?! :mad:

How much do you think it would cost to get Saddam to say, "Hey relax guy!" :)

Is it torture, or is this something funny?

Did he complain? Evidently not. Haven't heard his lawyer complain about it.

Sounds like the Doritos thing. He saw a Marine eating Cool Ranch Doritos and wanted to try them. Then he found out that he really, REALLY liked them.

So now, he gets all the Cool Ranch Doritos he wants. He had evidently never had them before.

Probably never saw South Park before, either. Maybe Saddam has a sense of humor, too.

How could anyone like Cool Ranch Doritos? They are horrible. Perhaps they meant Nacho Cheeser...

How much do you think it would cost to get Saddam to say, "Hey relax guy!" :)

The cost of a big bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos?? :p

That Dorito's link only confirms in my mind that Hussein is an inhuman monster.

I mean, what rational human being doesn't like Fruit Loops!?! :mad:

It'd be cool if Dorito's had oelestra in them and sadam shit in his pants every day in court.