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Inspired by the Supervillain thread, I s'pose. You are a superbeing (hero or villain, and your powers don't really matter unless they play into your weakness) but you have one (or more!) glaring weakness. What is it?

For me, I'd have to say the utter humiliation of my enemy. I would be forced to stop what I was doing and laugh at them. Sure, I may be defeated, but they would be utterly humiliated!

A great pair of legs. They stop me in my tracks every time.

A tendency to monologue too long, allowing the superhero to kick my ass

Mine's similar to Captain Britian. If I'm not in Northern California, my powers are useless. Or so I assume, because I pretty much never leave...

the same weakness I have now, I get over burdened trying to work out small details and lose sight of the big picture.

Cheese would be my Kryptonite.

Punches to the face or abdomen. I'm not very good at being a superhero.

Boredom, of course. :p

Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?

*dies*

Young redhead women with long slender legs and a tight ass.

Young redhead women with long slender legs and a tight ass.

Dang! Now I have two weaknesses!

Young redhead women with long slender legs and a tight ass.

I totally know an actress like that, and since she's an actress she'd totally wear a costume. I'm gonna get her to be my sidekick and make my superhero name by constantly foiling you! Yay, I have a purpose! Taking credit for what my hot sidekick accomplishes!!! It's a man's world, baby!!!


Apparently my other weakness is not stopping soon enough...

so is this I am a Supervillian or a Super Hero?


as a supervillian...

I could never cause the death of an innocent. rob them? sure. Rule the world? Of course... put a plan into motion that could hurt one little girl? Never!


As a Superhero?

I once RP'd a character who was an alien (cat critter) and he had a catatonic fear of water... :D

Most certainly, having to stay in one place too long.

I once RP'd a character who was an alien (cat critter) and he had a catatonic fear of water... :D

A CATatonic fear?

My weakness would be an inability to resist new music. Whenever I'd hear a new song, I'd be momentarily distracted while I decided whether I liked it or not, possibly even being forced to inquire as to the name of the song.

Uncontrollable flatulence, and a colostomy bag that is prone to bursting at inopportune moments.

Uncontrollable flatulence, and a colostomy bag that is prone to bursting at inopportune moments.

Those are weaknesses?!?

Shit! :(

A CATatonic fear?
:p Yep... Super Strength (tho he was a wimp among his people) super speed, mental abilities up the yingyang... Telekesis, Telepathy, Empathy, mental healing...

but when faced with one water pistol.... :eek:

:p Yep... Super Strength (tho he was a wimp among his people) super speed, mental abilities up the yingyang... Telekesis, Telepathy, Empathy, mental healing...

but when faced with one water pistol.... :eek:

I would have thought that such a being's worst weakness would be either an inappropriately timed hairball or a belly rub.

my weakness is the chick from the black eyed peas. i cant resist the song "my humps", and the video? well that would easily cause my death...

I would have thought that such a being's worst weakness would be either an inappropriately timed hairball or a belly rub.

well... the hairball can be (and was) used as a weapon ;)

no one tried the belly rub tho...

I would say that my ONE weakness would be....STAIRS!!! :D
Nah, probably my pride

I would say that my ONE weakness would be....STAIRS!!! :DDon't you want to be protected from The Terrible Secret of Space? There is nothing to fear; please go stand by the stairs.

FOOL! I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES.



(Arrogance, really. Or maybe hubris.)

I have several.

1. Zombies. If I see a zombie, I'm gonna run like crap. Same with bears and sharks. And spiders. And scorpions. Or that thing from the movie Alien.

2. Death and stuff. I'm completely incapable of killing someone unless there's no other choice. So I'd just freeze up.

3. Heavy metal. I just have to bang my head whenever I hear it.

4. I don't know what else, but there's several...

My inability to percieve my flwas and weaknesses.

My negative IQ.

Caramel... or chocolate... or cheesecake. Heck, throw a cheesecake with chocolate and caramel drizzled all over it into my path and I'll forget whatever I was doing. I guess my enemy would be called "Sweet Tooth" or something.

Or the Candyman.

Or the Candyman.

Oooh... that movie... bees. Weakness #2.

Oooh... that movie... bees. Weakness #2.

Won't bees be attracted to the sugary sweets?

Caramel... or chocolate... or cheesecake. Heck, throw a cheesecake with chocolate and caramel drizzled all over it into my path and I'll forget whatever I was doing. I guess my enemy would be called "Sweet Tooth" or something.

[Sings]
Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two…
The candyman, the candyman can,...

Won't bees be attracted to the sugary sweets?

Not necessarily. It depends upon the scent, but I am also a smoker unfortunately and they are repelled by smoke. Fortunately.

I hate bees. If they keep their distance I'm ok. If they come anywhere near me, I take off screaming and running in circles. It's pathetic, but probably a hilarious sight.

[Sings]
Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two…
The candyman, the candyman can,...

I think he was referring to the little known 1976 horror movie by the name 'Candyman'.

It involved a serial killer who's MO was to cover his victims in sugary sweetness and dip them in pits fuil of killer bees.

I also just made it up, if you haven't gathered that yet.

I think he was referring to the little known 1976 horror movie by the name 'Candyman'.

It involved a serial killer who's MO was to cover his victims in sugary sweetness and dip them in pits fuil of killer bees.

I also just made it up, if you haven't gathered that yet.


Farewell to the flesh! (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x.Of_NE.X4AgoujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11t7mo0uv/EXP=1156894990/**http%3a//horrorfime.com/images/candyman.jpg)

Close. He was a black guy who fell in love with a white woman back in the day and was thus punished by being covered in honey and stung by a swarm of bees. He had a hook and if you said his name five times he came to take his vengeance with bees to signal his arrival. A bunch of urban legends all mixed up.

I think he was referring to the little known 1976 horror movie by the name 'Candyman'.

It involved a serial killer who's MO was to cover his victims in sugary sweetness and dip them in pits fuil of killer bees.

I also just made it up, if you haven't gathered that yet.


Farewell to the flesh! (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x.Of_NE.X4AgoujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11t7mo0uv/EXP=1156894990/**http%3a//horrorfime.com/images/candyman.jpg)

Close. He was a black guy who fell in love with a white woman back in the day and was thus punished by being covered in honey and stung by a swarm of bees. He had a hook and if you said his name five times he came to take his vengeance with bees to signal his arrival. A bunch of urban legends all mixed up.

I know.. but I would rather threaten Grainne with the nicer Candyman (and his gang, the Baskin Robbins) than with a meat hook and bees. :p

My weakness is that I can only breathe underwater. Thus, I can only fight crime on cities by bodies of water.

My weakness is that I can only breathe underwater. Thus, I can only fight crime on cities by bodies of water.Hate to break it to you, but... (http://www.superdickery.com/other/206.html)

Pie.

I know.. but I would rather threaten Grainne with the nicer Candyman (and his gang, the Baskin Robbins) than with a meat hook and bees. :p

Aww. That's so (dare I say it?) sweet. Actually, the evil duo of Ben & Jerry's would likely be my other foes.

Aww. That's so (dare I say it?) sweet. Actually, the evil duo of Ben & Jerry's would likely be my other foes.
*Waves squeeze bottle of Honey in a menacing fashion* http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif

besides, the clean up for this type of Candyman is easier than the other Candyman...

*Waves squeeze bottle of Honey in a menacing fashion* http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif

besides, the clean up for this type of Candyman is easier than the other Candyman...

True enough. Honey probably tastes better, too.

A good (or even not-so-good) book will defeat me every time, save the world or read - I'll read.

Hate to break it to you, but... (http://www.superdickery.com/other/206.html)
Is there anything that superdickery does not have?!?

Soft chairs with big pillows.

My weakness is pies, especially when Farnhamia talks about them.

Is there anything that superdickery does not have?!?Pictures of Superman being nice? :D

Women....If a woman were to come up to me and start seducing me, i am sure the would not be enough blood flowing through the rest of my body to use my super powers.

Either there being no logical thought behind the monster(think "Hey! Something shiny!"), or there being too much logical thought, allowing the hero to thwart my plans by pointing out a logical flaw in my motive.

Women....If a woman were to come up to me and start seducing me, i am sure the would not be enough blood flowing through the rest of my body to use my super powers.

"When a Man is Aroused, the blood rushes from his brain and collects at one part of his body... untill that blood is freed, the brain is starved for blood. now the brain wants this blood back, and will agree to anything to get this blood back..." Peg (Married: With children!)