NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, sort of. http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/08/28/sexdolls.shtml

Apparently, sex dolls are to be used only for swimming.

“I was shocked, I think it was an expression of his great desire to win,” Osipov’s friend said. The jury then noticed Osipov’s strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer’s doll.

The jury found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him.

Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming, organizers say.

Ah, if only they were swimming with real women.

The only guy to reach the finish line was disqualified and everyone else lost their ... ahem ... apparatus to the weather, so no one won? "In post-Soviet Russia, sex doll uses you!"

Wait, so this guy actually managed to use the doll while swimming? Give that man a medal, a crown, a coconut, anything!
That sort of talent in perversion needs to be recognized and upheld as a role model for future generations in the grand traditions of the Roman Empire.

Wait, so this guy actually managed to use the doll while swimming? Give that man a medal, a crown, a coconut, anything!
That sort of talent in perversion needs to be recognized and upheld as a role model for future generations in the grand traditions of the Roman Empire.

We have to await the results of the doping tests. He could have been using Levitra or Viagra.

Wait, so this guy actually managed to use the doll while swimming? Give that man a medal, a crown, a coconut, anything!
That sort of talent in perversion needs to be recognized and upheld as a role model for future generations in the grand traditions of the Roman Empire.

Oh how I've missed your posts.

Wait, so this guy actually managed to use the doll while swimming? Give that man a medal, a crown, a coconut, anything!
That sort of talent in perversion needs to be recognized and upheld as a role model for future generations in the grand traditions of the Roman Empire.

Maybe a bronze statue in the main square of his home city? Or better yet, guilded.