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Sorry if this was posted b4.

Seriously, I don't understand this. It is embarassing to have your mother discover that you have a sexual aid in your possession, but it is perfectly okay for her to find out that you are carrying a bomb on an airplane???:confused:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210039,00.html
CHICAGO — Prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately did not want her to know he had packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he did not want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.:confused:

Amin has been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

If a penis pump makes something explode, I don't want to know about it. :p

Poor guy... to need that sort of help with his lower region...

If a penis pump makes something explode, I don't want to know about it. :p

Didn't you see "Austin Powers" he used one to defeat Menial Task. :p

well at least he was creative...

I always thought penis-pumps were jokes...made funny by Austin Powers!?!

They actually have pumps that make your cock bigger, or was this guy just carrying one for fun?

I don't think the security guards at the airport were going to hunt down his mother and tell her that he has a penis pump.

Didn't you see "Austin Powers" he used one to defeat Menial Task. :p

Random Task.

Random Task.
:headbang:
thanks, I was going by memory.

I always thought penis-pumps were jokes...made funny by Austin Powers!?!

They actually have pumps that make your cock bigger, or was this guy just carrying one for fun?

Yes. They work on the same principle as putting a marshmallow into a vacuum sealer. :p

well at least he was creative...

Not really, because now everybody knows. :p

He should've opened his luggage, shown them the penis pump and said it was an automatic turkey baster. :)

This might be the greatest man ever.

Yes. They work on the same principle as putting a marshmallow into a vacuum sealer. :p
I have a friend who was selling Vacuum cleaners...

one sale he told me about involved a large stuffed, Pikachu. yes, that annoying yellow rat from Pokemon.

the husband put the pikachu into a garbage bag, (yes it was that large) and my friend attaches the hose to the opening of said bag... and turned the vaccum cleaner on...

the sight of this large rat being reduced to a flat pancake was so humorous to everyone, he bought the system. :D

So instead of keeping the pump private like he wanted, it's now posted on the internet and newspaper all across the country. Great job.

you see, he mis-understood what the screener said, he thought the screener reconized it and said "it was da bomb" (meaning that brand was the best) and so he replied "yes, it is"

you see, he mis-understood what the screener said, he thought the screener reconized it and said "it was da bomb" (meaning that brand was the best) and so he replied "yes, it is"

lol! You win the thread.