NationStates Jolt Archive

Found a Collection of these here (http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html).

just listened to this one (http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Tiny_Thong_Bikini_Wearer.mp3).

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer
(Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer)
Beach goers the world over see you coming and say,
Hey, check out the wooly mammoth in the rubber band.
(a giant wooly mammoth)
Defying the natural laws of physics, you manage to squeeze
a fortysix inch waist into a thirty inch suit.
(tight tight, tiny tight)
Like ground meat crammed into a sausage skin,
you take to the beach an proudly strut your stuff.
( Yeah )
If you've got it, flaunt it. That's your motto. Which is ironic,
because you haven't got it.

So crack open an ice cold budlight, sweet cheeks.
And know that if you weren't wearing that suit, we'd ask you to take a bow.
(Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer)


Going through the list... anyone got any favorites... or even better, A Real Man of Genius that you wanna salute! :D

My mother has a strange obsesion with these..

My mother has a strange obsesion with these..

My favorite is the way too proud of texas guy

EDIT: mr. in the car nose picker is way better

:and why do you do it?
cause the windows are rolled up and you think we can't see you
but we can.
(how ya doin')

Found a Collection of these here (http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html).

just listened to this one (http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Tiny_Thong_Bikini_Wearer.mp3).

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer
(Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer)
Beach goers the world over see you coming and say,
Hey, check out the wooly mammoth in the rubber band.
(a giant wooly mammoth)
Defying the natural laws of physics, you manage to squeeze
a fortysix inch waist into a thirty inch suit.
(tight tight, tiny tight)
Like ground meat crammed into a sausage skin,
you take to the beach an proudly strut your stuff.
( Yeah )
If you've got it, flaunt it. That's your motto. Which is ironic,
because you haven't got it.

So crack open an ice cold budlight, sweet cheeks.
And know that if you weren't wearing that suit, we'd ask you to take a bow.
(Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer)


Going through the list... anyone got any favorites... or even better, A Real Man of Genius that you wanna salute! :D

This is good shit. :p

My favorite is Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper.

Rock.

My mother has a strange obsesion with these..So I guess she'll love you when you give her the links...

Man, I'm looking for more of the Hawaiian styles ones...


MR MOPED SOOPER-UPPER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius (Hawaiian Style)
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Moped Sooper Upper.
(Mr. Moped Sooper Upper)
Any tourist can rent a crummy bicycle with an engine, but only you have the moxy to put a V-twin on it and fly up Diamond Head without a helmet.
(YEAH!)
Is that a volcano erupting? No, it's just your muffler.
(Mine's louder than yours)
You take an under-powered piece of junk and turn it into an over-powered piece of junk.
(Get my motor running)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Maestro of the Motorbike. We'd sing your praises, but with that muffler, you couldn't hear us.
(Mr. Moped Sooper Upper)

This is good shit. :p

My favorite is Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper.

Rock.just listened to MR Produce Putter Outer :D

I always hear these on the radio. I love them. Does anyone have the words to the nosebleed section ticket holder guy one?

lol I love those commercials, but I haven't heard any of them in a while...could someone post the lyrics to them? ^^ I think they're hilarious.

My mother has a strange obsesion with these..

I think your mom my be my ex roomie....Hmmm

lol I love those commercials, but I haven't heard any of them in a while...could someone post the lyrics to them? ^^ I think they're hilarious.

Linky #1 (http://budlight.whipnet.com/budlight.htm)

Linky #2 (http://www.neonowl.net/budlight/)

It's not a 'Real Men of Genius' ad, but the last beer ad that really made me laugh was when Coors I think was saluting the beer guys at sports games. There's a shot looking up at one of them as he tells the story of a drop of mountain spring water, we'll call him Steve, begins as a fresh mountain water and works his way through the glorified process of become the colored water that is Coors, and he has to ask the patron one important thing:
Don't spill Steve.

I miss the budweiser frogs :(

WHOOT!! I got 93 of em downloaded! :D



I just got 57 more to go... :(

I always hear these on the radio. I love them. Does anyone have the words to the nosebleed section ticket holder guy one?

can't find it. sorry.

WHOOT!! I got 93 of em downloaded! :D



I just got 57 more to go... :(


Junii when you have all of them downloade could you roll them into a ZIP file and email/host it for me/the rest of us? Bittorrent?

Junii when you have all of them downloade could you roll them into a ZIP file and email/host it for me/the rest of us? Bittorrent?

I can try... still looking for more of the "Hawaiian Style" ones :D