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A concerned parent is upset because his daughter can't stop talking about Barney's (the purple dinosaur) cock.

Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney’s p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.

It seems some pranksters decided to rearrange the letters on an illuminated sign to say "Barney's Penis" Now he says his daughter is traumatized. Personally I think he's overreacting and if he'd reacted by explaining that it was somekids playing a prank instead of covering his kid's eyes and making a big deal out of it she probably would have forgotten about it by now.

http://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833

An emergency call to the pastor? Someone is taking this far far too seriously.


I'd google for an article about this, but something about googling Barney's penis seems wrong to me.
Yes, I know there's an article there, I didn't notice it, and I like my joke

An emergency call to the pastor? Someone is taking this far far too seriously.

When there is an emergency call made to the pastor you know the daughter is fucked up anyway with or withour seeing the words Barney's Penis.

An emergency call to the pastor? Someone is taking this far far too seriously.
"Reverend Lovejoy, my daughter keeps talking about Barney's diddly-diddly."

I think Barney has a big penis.

probably ok as long as not a catholic priest lol

:eek:

I think Barney has a big penis.

Well I imagine dinosaurs would. Come on, Barney is about 6 and a half feet tall, it's surely all in proportion.

Well I imagine dinosaurs would. Come on, Barney is about 6 and a half feet tall, it's surely all in proportion.

He does hang around little kids all day...

/totallyinappropriate

probably ok as long as not a catholic priest lol

:eek:

y3r, teh (ath0l1cs r teh s/\tan1sts ROFLAWL!:sniper: :mp5:

Did dinosaurs had penises? Birds don't.

Did dinosaurs had penises? Birds don't.

So how do birds fuck?

Did dinosaurs had penises? Birds don't.

That can't possibly be true. Can it?

He does hang around little kids all day...

/totallyinappropriate

rofl

So how do birds fuck?

Ummm...subliminaly?

This belongs in The Onion.

So how do birds fuck?

They have a cloaca, which is the single orifice they use for fucking, shitting and peeing. They rub that against the female's cloaca to fertilize her.

They have a cloaca, which is the single orifice they use for fucking, shitting and peeing. They rub that against the female's cloaca to fertilize her.

The Argentine Lake Duck is packing over 40 cm. of penis.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

I wonder if typing "Bird Penis" into google will make my searches more interesting to Homeland Security?

The Argentine Lake Duck is packing over 40 cm. of penis.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

I wonder if typing "Bird Penis" into google will make my searches more interesting to Homeland Security?

Lmao, that is one of the most sick things i have ever seen!

The Argentine Lake Duck is packing over 40 cm. of penis.

It must be interesting seeing one of those with an erection in mid-flight!

Some birds have a projection of the cloaca that makes it look like a penis, but is not really a penis.

The Argentine Lake Duck is packing over 40 cm. of penis.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

I wonder if typing "Bird Penis" into google will make my searches more interesting to Homeland Security?

That's horrifying. The females must love it though.

The Argentine Lake Duck is packing over 40 cm. of penis.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

I wonder if typing "Bird Penis" into google will make my searches more interesting to Homeland Security?

Well, from that very article:
Most male birds don't have penises - they copulate by briefly touching genital openings, called a 'cloacal kiss'," he explained.

I wonder why that bird has a penis that big, especially if most birds don't have one at all.

Well, from that very article:


I wonder why that bird has a penis that big, especially if most birds don't have one at all.

Maybe he's evolved from African birds.

Maybe he's evolved from African birds.

So an African swallow has a penis, but a European swallow doesn't?

So an African swallow has a penis, but a European swallow doesn't?

Africans are reputed to have larger penises.

So an African swallow has a penis, but a European swallow doesn't?

Monty Python jokes? I guess if you can manage it. :D

Really now the mother should just say that it was a joke some teenagers did and just tell the girl that a penis is something that only boys have. Make a big deal about it and THEN you may end up causing some emotional trauma.

So an African swallow has a penis, but a European swallow doesn't?

You didn't get it.

O_o

You didn't get it.

Yes I did. I've spent enough time on the net to know that blacks(Africans more specifically) are reputed to have massive cocks.

Yes I did. I've spent enough time on the net to know that blacks(Africans more specifically) are reputed to have massive cocks.

You know, I've heard that it's a myth. But then again if there's a racial correlation with penis size it means I'm hung compared to Asian guys...

The letter is probably a hoax/troll against that religion oriented newsletter by some infantile dickhead with nothing better to do..

I doubt the same Bryan Flynn who calls out a preacher for emergency help because his daughter read "Barney's penis" aloud gives his 6 year old girl reading material with the word "penis" in it. If the word was not in her reading vocabulary (and she learned from non-penile Barney reading books) then she would have asked what "penis" meant rather than becoming obsessive about it.

With this theory I searched the newsletter for Bryan Flynn and he wrote another letter earlier regarding evolution being true and the bible being wrong.

The other listing for Bryan Flynn is a student at a middle school that's somehow associated with that newsletter.

So there you have your strawman.

So an African swallow has a penis, but a European swallow doesn't?
That's how they carry the coconuts.

The letter is probably a hoax/troll against that religion oriented newsletter by some infantile dickhead with nothing better to do..

I doubt the same Bryan Flynn who calls out a preacher for emergency help because his daughter read "Barney's penis" aloud gives his 6 year old girl reading material with the word "penis" in it. If the word was not in her reading vocabulary (and she learned from non-penile Barney reading books) then she would have asked what "penis" meant rather than becoming obsessive about it.

With this theory I searched the newsletter for Bryan Flynn and he wrote another letter earlier regarding evolution being true and the bible being wrong.

The other listing for Bryan Flynn is a student at a middle school that's somehow associated with that newsletter.

So there you have your strawman.

So kids don't love Barney's penis?

That's how they carry the coconuts.

The world now makes sense to me. I love you :fluffle: .

I wonder if typing "Bird Penis" into google will make my searches more interesting to Homeland Security?
Something Awful is running a neat bit on AOL search records on its Weekend Web articles at the minute. They are rather interesting.

So kids don't love Barney's penis?

That is information I prefer to leave to those more enthused about pursuing.

A concerned parent is upset because his daughter can't stop talking about Barney's (the purple dinosaur) cock.



It seems some pranksters decided to rearrange the letters on an illuminated sign to say "Barney's Penis" Now he says his daughter is traumatized. Personally I think he's overreacting and if he'd reacted by explaining that it was somekids playing a prank instead of covering his kid's eyes and making a big deal out of it she probably would have forgotten about it by now.

http://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833

*looks for more signs to rearrange*

AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D

If Barney has a penis then where does he hide it?

http://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833
...Isn't The Village a gay newpaper? Why are they reporting about some conservative religious family... or whatever they are?


WHOA!!! Is it just my browser, or did the forum make some changes?

If Barney has a penis then where does he hide it?

Hopefully not in the kids.

I think that Brian Flynn, the author of that laughable anecdote and father of the "traumatized" six-year-old in question, must undoubtedly be related to Ken of Ken and Barbie fame. I shouldn't wonder that the little girl has no idea whatsoever what the word 'penis' means, especially seeing as her father apparently neither owns nor operates one of his own.

If Barney has a penis then where does he hide it?

He tucks it back and people assume it's his tail.

...Isn't The Village a gay newpaper? Why are they reporting about some conservative religious family... or whatever they are?



Probably so they can poke fun of them.

Hopefully not in the kids.

ROFLMAO!

Kids love Barney's penis.
Don't we all?

Probably so they can poke fun of them.

Well, that makes sense...

Did dinosaurs even have penises? :confused:

Well, that makes sense...

Did dinosaurs even have penises? :confused:

If birds are anything to go by, they all of them had vents. Nearly impossible to sex visually.

Maybe if parents didnt fucking shelter their kids so damn much. Its getting out of control, those kids are going to end up in such horrid mental states when they get out and see the reality of life on this planet, thats if their parents ever let them. I mean for gods sake, in childrens sports now, they give EVERYONE a participation trophy! what the hell, no, you have to let them experiance failure and succses and those natural emotions. Thats why we have so many emo's and cutters, and goths and shit now, and its just going to get worse. what the hell has happened to America, people SHOULD be decensitized. Its good for you to be hardened to hardship. Thats how you survive. With these weaklings how do people expect we survive the next huge cataclysm? or the next huge world war?

A concerned parent is upset because his daughter can't stop talking about Barney's (the purple dinosaur) cock.



It seems some pranksters decided to rearrange the letters on an illuminated sign to say "Barney's Penis" Now he says his daughter is traumatized. Personally I think he's overreacting and if he'd reacted by explaining that it was somekids playing a prank instead of covering his kid's eyes and making a big deal out of it she probably would have forgotten about it by now.

http://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833

*Sigh* Political correctness and people unable to accept the fact that we do have reproductory systems, a.k.a. genitalia...what, what did he say, ZOMFG, call the Thought Police and the Political Censorship Bureau Institute, send him off for reeducation, he said *********!!!!!!!!1111111111

Sheesh.
Well I imagine dinosaurs would. Come on, Barney is about 6 and a half feet tall, it's surely all in proportion.
ROFL. I couldn't restrain myself from laughing. That was funny. :D

They have a cloaca, which is the single orifice they use for fucking, shitting and peeing. They rub that against the female's cloaca to fertilize her.

Not all birds have cloaca. Some of them, like swans, have pensises used for insemination during reproduction.

Maybe if parents didnt fucking shelter their kids so damn much. Its getting out of control, those kids are going to end up in such horrid mental states when they get out and see the reality of life on this planet, thats if their parents ever let them. I mean for gods sake, in childrens sports now, they give EVERYONE a participation trophy! what the hell, no, you have to let them experiance failure and succses and those natural emotions. Thats why we have so many emo's and cutters, and goths and shit now, and its just going to get worse. what the hell has happened to America, people SHOULD be decensitized. Its good for you to be hardened to hardship. Thats how you survive. With these weaklings how do people expect we survive the next huge cataclysm? or the next huge world war?

LOL. Remember kids, if you you're not first, you're last.

With these weaklings how do people expect we survive the next huge cataclysm? or the next huge world war?We don't; we all naturally assume you'll revert to savagery within hours of any major calamity.

makes you think about the song doesn't it.
"I love you
You love Me
We're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too"

They have a cloaca, which is the single orifice they use for fucking, shitting and peeing. They rub that against the female's cloaca to fertilize her.

Unless they are woodducks.

Reminds me of how one girl constantly freaked out when one of us other guys (or girls, for that matter - there were only the six of us altogether plus female teacher) mentioned the word "penis" in AP biology class.

Someone starts it and then it goes "Did you just say penis?" "What? Penis? I wouldn't say penis! You know that she freaks out when you mention penis!" "But you said penis!" "No, I did not say penis".

Hell, even our teacher joined in ever once in a while, managing to include penis three times in one sentence. :D

Barney's purple penis... *chuckles* priceless...

makes you think about the song doesn't it.
"I love you
You love Me
We're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too"

Remember kids, Barney love you long time.

Reminds me of how one girl constantly freaked out when one of us other guys (or girls, for that matter - there were only the six of us altogether plus female teacher) mentioned the word "penis" in AP biology class.

Someone starts it and then it goes "Did you just say penis?" "What? Penis? I wouldn't say penis! You know that she freaks out when you mention penis!" "But you said penis!" "No, I did not say penis".

Hell, even our teacher joined in ever once in a while, managing to include penis three times in one sentence. :D

Barney's purple penis... *chuckles* priceless...

Ah, Honors Biology... I remember one time when we had a substitute teacher, we were playing the Penis Game (FYI, where the players basically shout penis... there really aren't rules, it's just a game for Freshmen), and it came to be my turn, I yelled "penis" at teh top of my lungs, just as the entire class went silent... Everyone in the room stared at me for five seconds, before laughing at my plight. Except the sub, he was pissed...

Remember kids, Barney love you long time.

He, so horny, he-he so horny, he, so horny, he love you long time

He, so horny, he-he so horny, he, so horny, he love you long time

well, he is the big, purple-headed monster! :eek:

Reminds me of how one girl constantly freaked out when one of us other guys (or girls, for that matter - there were only the six of us altogether plus female teacher) mentioned the word "penis" in AP biology class.

Someone starts it and then it goes "Did you just say penis?" "What? Penis? I wouldn't say penis! You know that she freaks out when you mention penis!" "But you said penis!" "No, I did not say penis".

Hell, even our teacher joined in ever once in a while, managing to include penis three times in one sentence. :D

Barney's purple penis... *chuckles* priceless...
you sould've sung the Penis song to her...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't
come
back.

Ah, Honors Biology... I remember one time when we had a substitute teacher, we were playing the Penis Game (FYI, where the players basically shout penis... there really aren't rules, it's just a game for Freshmen), and it came to be my turn, I yelled "penis" at teh top of my lungs, just as the entire class went silent... Everyone in the room stared at me for five seconds, before laughing at my plight. Except the sub, he was pissed...
*sings* Those were the days, my friend...
(Hell, we were seniors and not any wiser :D)

Reminds me of how one girl constantly freaked out when one of us other guys (or girls, for that matter - there were only the six of us altogether plus female teacher) mentioned the word "penis" in AP biology class.

Someone starts it and then it goes "Did you just say penis?" "What? Penis? I wouldn't say penis! You know that she freaks out when you mention penis!" "But you said penis!" "No, I did not say penis".

Hell, even our teacher joined in ever once in a while, managing to include penis three times in one sentence. :D

Barney's purple penis... *chuckles* priceless...
Shows her for taking biology. How many other classes would give you a good reason to say penis over and over and over.

Remember kids, Barney love you long time.

He, so horny, he-he so horny, he, so horny, he love you long time

well, he is the big, purple-headed monster! :eek:

I'm so scared of Barney right now. *puts back to the wall*

*sings* Those were the days, my friend...
(Hell, we were seniors and not any wiser :D)

Ah, we're seniors now. We still cause mayhem, but we're a lot more smarter about it :D

Reminds me of the Tinky Winky issue when Pat Robertson (I believe it was) tried to say that Tinky Winky was a homosexual because he was purple and had a triangle antenna...
:eek:

There is a very damn good reason why people consider Christianity a joke, its the Christians representing it so damn well.
:headbang: :headbang:

Cthulhu-Mythos;11599641']Reminds me of the Tinky Winky issue when Pat Robertson (I believe it was) tried to say that Tinky Winky was a homosexual because he was purple and had a triangle antenna...
:eek:

There is a very damn good reason why people consider Christianity a joke, its the Christians representing it so damn well.
:headbang: :headbang:

I bet all the other tellytubbys were taking turns humping Po. Especially La La.

An emergency call to the pastor? Someone is taking this far far too seriously.

thats what i thought.

who the hell is this?

ned flanders?

http://www.thesimpsons.stopklatka.pl/bohaterowie/img/miastowi_ned.gif

thats what i thought.

who the hell is this?

ned flanders?

The guy who inspired Ned Flanders.

Cthulhu-Mythos;11599641']Reminds me of the Tinky Winky issue when Pat Robertson (I believe it was) tried to say that Tinky Winky was a homosexual because he was purple and had a triangle antenna...
:eek:

There is a very damn good reason why people consider Christianity a joke, its the Christians representing it so damn well.
:headbang: :headbang:
I think it was more because Tinky Winky's favorite item was a purse.

now how one can tell the gender of a TellyTubby... is something I really, really, DON'T wanna know...

but if Pat says he can tell a male Tellytubby from a female one.... :rolleyes:

I'm so scared of Barney right now. *puts back to the wall*

No don't do that, that what he wants you to do! :eek:

Ah, we're seniors now. We still cause mayhem, but we're a lot more smarter about it :D
Oh no. Do you have any idea how old that makes me feel now? I graduated US highschool in 1995... (Germany 1997).

I think it was more because Tinky Winky's favorite item was a purse.

now how one can tell the gender of a TellyTubby... is something I really, really, DON'T wanna know...

but if Pat says he can tell a male Tellytubby from a female one.... :rolleyes:

Pat probably downloads hential porn of children's TV shows personalities.

Pat probably downloads hential porn of children's TV shows personalities.

This makes more sense that instinctively knowing the gender of an asexual thingy.

Oh no. Do you have any idea how old that makes me feel now? I graduated US highschool in 1995... (Germany 1997).

Don't worry, that makes you about as old as my brother. He's still cool, thus, you are as well. You like Iron Maiden, after all. :D

This makes more sense that instinctively knowing the gender of an asexual thingy.

Well you gotta figure that he does look at hential considering that he probably get as much ladies as Elton John does.

Don't worry, that makes you about as old as my brother. He's still cool, thus, you are as well. You like Iron Maiden, after all. :D
Yay!!! :D (29, turning 30 this December :eek: )

You should have seen my locker - an actual Eddie shrine http://www.netchatforum.hu/forum/skins/base/images/smiley/msn/fun/devil_rocker.gif
And for the year book enough girls wrote for favorite music "not the one the German Nightmare listens to" and things alike.

(And since we were required not to wear T-shirts but something with a collar on it - I decided that my metal-vest with all the patches did have a collar on it and qualified)

*makes the Wayne's World time warp noise and gets lost in fond memories of his favorite year and now looks for something to drink because he gets all nostalic and shit*

What are they worried about? She won't find out what a penis is until she's 21...;)

What are they worried about? She won't find out what a penis is until she's 21...;)

Or 14 when she decides to rebel against her parents by becoming the school whore.

A concerned parent is upset because his daughter can't stop talking about Barney's (the purple dinosaur) cock.



It seems some pranksters decided to rearrange the letters on an illuminated sign to say "Barney's Penis" Now he says his daughter is traumatized. Personally I think he's overreacting and if he'd reacted by explaining that it was somekids playing a prank instead of covering his kid's eyes and making a big deal out of it she probably would have forgotten about it by now.

http://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833

My six year old still has trouble reading(slow learner--I got four kids he is the second youngest so...he gets a little extra bloom time) and if could read he would laugh....as he already knows what a "penis" is and what it is for--all of its uses.

I see no reason people should be so ashamed of sex, it is not as if the guy explains to his six year old about sex she will suddenly become a fecking whore.

And today kids get so much exposure to things a parent needs to cut that shit off at the pass and give kids the right information first, not last.

I didnt need a pastor for that either.

What are they worried about? She won't find out what a penis is until she's 21...;)

Not until her wedding night or until she starts working as a stripper. Whichever comes first.

My six year old still has trouble reading(slow learner--I got four kids he is the second youngest so...he gets a little extra bloom time) and if could read he would laugh....as he already knows what a "penis" is and what it is for--all of its uses.

I see no reason people should be so ashamed of sex, it is not as if the guy explains to his six year old about sex she will suddenly become a fecking whore.

And today kids get so much exposure to things a parent needs to cut that shit off at the pass and give kids the right information first, not last.

I didnt need a pastor for that either.

Congratulations!
You are todays hero.
If more people were mature enough to raise their children, they wouldn't need to panic about stuff.

What are they worried about? She won't find out what a penis is until she's 21...;)

With him as a father?
She'll pobably grow up to a lesbian merely on the grounds that if her father is a shining example of a man, she'd rather not have anything to do them...
:) :) :) :)

Cthulhu-Mythos;11599825']With him as a father?
She'll pobably grow up to a lesbian merely on the grounds that if her father is a shining example of a man, she'd rather not have anything to do them...
:) :) :) :)
She's the one going to stab Barney once she discovers that dinosaurs don't have a penis to begin with, let alone that purple one...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/DeadBarney.gif

She's the one going to stab Barney once she discovers that dinosaurs don't have a penis to begin with, let alone that purple one...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/DeadBarney.gif

I bet T Rex had a huge penis.

I bet T Rex had a huge penis.
http://www.fropper.com/smileys/44_smiley.gif Nonononono. Reptiles only have a cloaca.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001006.html

http://www.luisrey.ndtilda.co.uk/jpegs/256col/carnsex1.jpg :D:D:D

Let the truth be known, dinosaurs died from embarressment of not having something "hangin' in the breeze"...
Thus extinction.
:)

http://www.fropper.com/smileys/44_smiley.gif Nonononono. Reptiles only have a cloaca.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001006.html

http://www.luisrey.ndtilda.co.uk/jpegs/256col/carnsex1.jpg :D:D:D

Stupid evolution. Everything male should have a penis.

Stupid evolution. Everything male should have a penis.

Yeah! Why should dinosaurs have no penis when these guys have two each?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=

http://www.physorg.com/news75205680.html

Yeah! Why should dinosaurs have no penis when these guys have two each?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=

http://www.physorg.com/news75205680.html

The dinosaurs predicted the future, saw these guys and died of jealousy.

"Reverend Lovejoy, my daughter keeps talking about Barney's diddly-diddly."


I think I love you......

Barney doesn't have a penis, silly! :rolleyes:

Barney doesn't have a penis, silly! :rolleyes:

:eek:

The one I met did

:(

Cthulhu-Mythos;11600182']Let the truth be known, dinosaurs died from embarressment of not having something "hangin' in the breeze"...
Thus extinction.
:)

ohhh... Fatal Penile Envy...

:eek:

The one I met did

:(

In a hotel, at midnight.

In a hotel, at midnight.

No.










At half past.

Hmmm...
The thread got a rename...
Barney's SPECIAL FRIEND -- sounds like Barney has a gay lover...
"He's not Gay, but his boyfriend is!"
:D :D :D

Cthulhu-Mythos;11600473']Hmmm...
The thread got a rename...
Barney's SPECIAL FRIEND -- sounds like Barney has a gay lover...
"He's not Gay, but his boyfriend is!"
:D :D :D

CENSORSHIP

Cthulhu-Mythos;11600473']Hmmm...
The thread got a rename...
Barney's SPECIAL FRIEND -- sounds like Barney has a gay lover...
"He's not Gay, but his boyfriend is!"
:D :D :D

Sounds lie Barney keeps a sex slave in the closet. The on that the kids are never allowed to go into.

CENSORSHIP

And?

And?

Oh, nothing else. I just felt like saying CENSORSHIP

because of the removal of the "offensive" word

Oh, nothing else. I just felt like saying CENSORSHIP

Ah, very good. Carry on.

Or 14 when she decides to rebel against her parents by becoming the school whore.

What is it with you people and stereotyping 14 year olds?! :mad: :headbang:

What is it with you people and stereotyping 14 year olds?! :mad: :headbang:

The world is conspiring against you.

Jesus, just GET OVER IT.

Whining to the local paper, making emergency calls to the pastor, and demanding apologies of a shop owner whose only crime was having the sign the teens rearranged are doing far more to convince his daughter that the words she is saying are powerful. After all, they make Daddy upset, so it must be important!

"That's nice dear," or ignoring it would end it pretty quick. All this hysteria will guarentee that she continues to repeat it.:rolleyes:

Of course the hilarity is that there are ample signs according to others that the entire issue is a hoax...
Has anyone thought to see if the site is connected to the Landover Baptists?

CENSORSHIP

Don't worry. Can't stop us all.

PENIS!

How's that? :)

Dear Concerned Father,
I heard about your recent blight with your 6-year-old daughter discovering a new word due to the immaturity of a bunch of pranksters. I cannot describe how I feel about this, but good ol' Utracia here pretty much summed it up for me:
PENIS!
-Sincerely, P. Skye.

:D

What is it with you people and stereotyping 14 year olds?! :mad: :headbang:

they stereotype em, I bone em, everyone has their personal preference...

they stereotype em, I bone em, everyone has their personal preference...

:eek:

PERV!!!!!!!!

:eek:

PERV!!!!!!!!

Isn't everyone?

Yeah! Why should dinosaurs have no penis when these guys have two each?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=

http://www.physorg.com/news75205680.html
Dinosaurs didn't have a penis except for the Aenormous dyphallus - which is why they have all died of penis envy :D

(As for Michael Gruber - he's Austrian, not German, as the article wrongly states.)

I rather see the Austria/Germany confusion to be rather like being confused as to being from Wisconsin rather than Minnesota.
Yeah, its foolish, but not exactly harmful.

Lmfao!!!

With these weaklings how do people expect we survive the next huge cataclysm? or the next huge world war?

I'm assuming they'll ignore it just as they do to all the other shit that doesn't effect them then whine about how their life sucks.

Cthulhu-Mythos;11601582']I rather see the Austria/Germany confusion to be rather like being confused as to being from Wisconsin rather than Minnesota.
Yeah, its foolish, but not exactly harmful.

Except they are DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. :rolleyes:

I think Barney has a big penis.

Stone age.. stone age.. stone.... age...

I have nothing..

Stone age.. stone age.. stone.... age...

I have nothing..
:p
Psst... Rock Hard.

:p
Psst... Rock Hard.

:eek:
Rock Hard! Yes!
.. now then.. Rock.. rock=stone.. Flinstone.. Fred.. Fred Flinstone.. gives Barney handjobs?!

Cthulhu-Mythos;11599641']Reminds me of the Tinky Winky issue when Pat Robertson (I believe it was) tried to say that Tinky Winky was a homosexual because he was purple and had a triangle antenna...
:eek:


Don't forget Tinky Winky's purse . . .

Did dinosaurs had penises? Birds don't.

The Discovery Channel/BBC program Walking with Dinosaurs mentioned Diploticus(sp) having one several feet long when they got in to the mating section if memory serves.

Damn it feels really wrong that I remember that even as unspecific as it is.:(

Edit: Should add that in the show they refered to it as a cloaca so it is probably like the extending(sp) bird one mentioned earlier. And now I feel even worse for remembering that :(

I think Barney has a big penis.
I'd imagine the Skinheads would have dealt to that.*

*Skinheads attacked Barney one time...

Did dinosaurs had penises? Birds don't.So how do birds fuck?
Thats very interesting for two reasons...
1) Somewhere in here (http://www.pmbc.com/fact.html) is a fact about Swans being the only bird to have penis' if i remember correctly.
2) Back in my school days there was this Pigeon, a white Pigeon, Aryan if you will, well i gave him the title of Aryan Pigeon, one time in English i looked out the window and he was going at 'it'.
I'd never really thought about Birds having sex before, Ah Aryan Pigeon truely Mascot Worthy!

Thats very interesting for two reasons...
1) Somewhere in here (http://www.pmbc.com/fact.html) is a fact about Swans being the only bird to have penis' if i remember correctly.
2) Back in my school days there was this Pigeon, a white Pigeon, Aryan if you will, well i gave him the title of Aryan Pigeon, one time in English i looked out the window and he was going at 'it'.
I'd never really thought about Birds having sex before, Ah Aryan Pigeon truely Mascot Worthy!

What is it with you and jews today?

Stone age.. stone age.. stone.... age...

I have nothing..

Try not to think so hard, things will just come to you. ;)

I just gotta know. Is Barney circumsized?

I notice at the end of the article it says, "Comments or Questions about this piece?"

The only question I have is why are people like that woman allowed to breed?

Yeah! Why should dinosaurs have no penis when these guys have two each?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=

http://www.physorg.com/news75205680.html

I can't understand why theose two would won't to get rid of the extra one.
You'd be able to have sex with identical twins simultaneously.
Think of the money to be made on the porn scene.

Cthulhu-Mythos;11601582']I rather see the Austria/Germany confusion to be rather like being confused as to being from Wisconsin rather than Minnesota.
Yeah, its foolish, but not exactly harmful.
Last time it didn't matter whether you came from Austria or Germany people around the world were not as happy as you might think and didn't appreciate what resulted out of it at all...

Your analogy is faulty. It's more like Wisconsin or Ontario...

Your analogy is faulty. It's more like Wisconsin or Ontario...

Wisconsin and Ontario don't have a rivalry though unlike Wisconsin and Minnesota. ;)

Wisconsin and Ontario don't have a rivalry though unlike Wisconsin and Minnesota. ;)
...which I was unaware of - but not making the distinctino between Germany and Austria is a big nono around here! ;)

What is it with you and jews today?
I didn't mention Jews in that post...

Um, it is all about the Jews everyday!
Don't you like Jews?

I didn't mention Jews in that post...

Um, it is all about the Jews everyday!
Don't you like Jews?

Don't change the subject, mister!

Don't change the subject, mister!
So you want to discus how much i talk about jews?
How i talk about the Jews every secon of every day?
Every post of mine is Jew orientated?
???

I didn't mention Jews in that post...

Um, it is all about the Jews everyday!
Don't you like Jews?


Ein Leibe Der Juden!!

So you want to discus how much i talk about jews?
How i talk about the Jews every secon of every day?
Every post of mine is Jew orientated?
???

Is Barney Jewish? :eek: :p

Is Barney Jewish? :eek: :p

Interesting, he does have a big nose.:p

Interesting, he does have a big nose.:p

Think if the kids get sick of him he could be an accountant?

Think if the kids get sick of him he could be an accountant?
I actually havent heard a mention of Barney for maybe 4 or 5 years save for pictures of Myrth.
I bet he could.
Lambchops was Jewish.
Damn that song.:(

Ein Leibe Der Juden!!Die Babelfish!!

I actually havent heard a mention of Barney for maybe 4 or 5 years save for pictures of Myrth.
I bet he could.
Lambchops was Jewish.
Damn that song.:(

He's still on the air so I guess he is still around. I guess no one else has been traumatized about his penis.

Lambchops is even more of an irritating show then Barney is. Let's try to forget those shows even exist.

*tries and fails*

Wisconsin and Ontario don't have a rivalry though unlike Wisconsin and Minnesota. ;)In which case the analogy would still be faulty, as it would relate better to the rivalry between Bavaria and the rest of Germany ;)

In which case the analogy would still be faulty, as it would relate better to the rivalry between Bavaria and the rest of Germany ;)

We aren't comparing by geography are we? If it is going to be Germany/Austria then it would be U.S/Canada and not Ontario/Wisconsin. I think I'm getting confused here...

I don't know how Germany and Austria feel about each other but when there is a Packers/Vikings game on things kind of shut down up there. :D

We aren't comparing by geography are we? If it is going to be Germany/Austria then it would be U.S/Canada and not Ontario/Wisconsin. I think I'm getting confused here...

I don't know how Germany and Austria feel about each other but when there is a Packers/Vikings game on things kind of shut down up there. :DExactly. Germany/Austria (although I've heard of Germany/Poland confusion before) is more like US/Canada or Australia/New Zealand. Germany pities Austria and ignores it for the most part. We have enough challenging soccer teams to face and hate (and they hate us back - feel the love :D), such as the Dutch or English.

I suppose any North German team against Bayern München is pretty close, though from what I hear from my dad, Bayern M. is more like the Yankees in baseball, since they usually win the championships and everyone else hates 'em.

A concerned parent is upset because his daughter can't stop talking about Barney's (the purple dinosaur) cock.

It seems some pranksters decided to rearrange the letters on an illuminated sign to say "Barney's Penis" Now he says his daughter is traumatized. Personally I think he's overreacting and if he'd reacted by explaining that it was somekids playing a prank instead of covering his kid's eyes and making a big deal out of it she probably would have forgotten about it by now.

http://www.thevillagenews.com/story.asp?story_ID=16833

It's far worse letting your kids watch Barney than letting your kids know about anatomic features. Barney is severely traumatizing kids with or without his penis...
For Barney alone any coutry would have the right to launch a nuclear war against the US.

Well, from that very article:


I wonder why that bird has a penis that big, especially if most birds don't have one at all.

It's called sexual selection, one of the most powerful forces. Female birds wanted bigger and bigger "appendages" since they say that the bird probably is healthy 8since he can invest energy in having the big...appendages). Same thing with many other birds (and other animals) that have strange feathers and forms.

You know, I've heard that it's a myth. But then again if there's a racial correlation with penis size it means I'm hung compared to Asian guys...

What I have heard is that they in average has a 1 centimeter longer penis then a white male. Don't know about asian penis size...

An emergency call to the pastor? Someone is taking this far far too seriously.

Indeed.


I'd google for an article about this, but something about googling Barney's penis seems wrong to me.

I didn't even think of that until you said it. The really funny thing is that the 14th item google comes up with is this thread...

He's still on the air so I guess he is still around. I guess no one else has been traumatized about his penis.

Lambchops is even more of an irritating show then Barney is. Let's try to forget those shows even exist.

*tries and fails*
Yeah, i believe Blues Clues is all the rage here nowadays.

That's brilliant.